Read Shamus In The Green Room Online
Authors: Susan Kandel
“Is there a problem, miss?” She turned on the hot water and
lathered up. “Because if not, when I’m through here, I’d like to
get back to my shift.”
I smiled sheepishly. “Just wanted a recommendation on
the pie.”
“Anything but the coconut cream. Nice dress.”
“Nice mules.” I pointed to the sink. “I’ll be washing my
hands then.”
“Pardon me,” she said, passing somebody on her way out.
I looked up into the mirror.
It was the woman in the red poncho. And she wasn’t
empty-handed. She was carrying a gun. Which seemed to be
pointing at me.
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“Hello,” I said in a small voice.
With her free hand, she reached around behind her and
locked the bathroom door. “Don’t turn around.”
“Okay.”
“I know that Julio sent you,” she said, “and I’m not afraid
of you or of him. Not anymore.”
“Julio? I don’t think—” was as far as I got.
“Yeah, it’s better when you don’t think, isn’t it? He hits you
when you think too much,” she said, looking at my bandage.
“You don’t—”
“I’m glad you’re here, actually, because you can give him a
message for me.” Her mouth was quavering now. “You can tell
him to go fuck himself.”
“Please, stop for a minute,” I said, starting to turn around.
“Excuse me?” she asked sharply. “Did you not hear me? I’m
thinking you did not hear me.”
“Sorry.” I looked at her face in the mirror. “If you’ll just lis-
ten to me, I can explain.” She wasn’t listening, but I kept talk-
ing. “Julio Gonzalez didn’t send me. You’re totally off the
mark. I’ve never even laid eyes on Julio Gonzalez.”
“Don’t lie to me. Why else were you following me?”
I started to get a very bad feeling.
“Answer me!”
When I didn’t, she asked, “Are you sleeping with Julio? Be-
cause, take it from me, that’s a very bad idea.”
“Why, are you sleeping with Gambino?” I was taking a
chance, going on the offensive. But the defensive was working
so poorly.
“Detective Gambino?”
“That’s right.”
“Detective Peter Gambino?”
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“That’s him.”
All the fight went out of her. Her shoulders fell, everything
fell. “You know him?”
“I’m his fiancée,” I said. “I think we’ve spoken on the
phone.”
“You’re Cece?” she asked incredulously.
“Yes.”
She buried her face in her hands and started to weep. This
was now officially surreal. “Can I please turn around?”
She nodded and put the gun back in her purse.
“You’re going to keep that in there, right?”
She nodded again, wiping her eyes on her sleeve.
“So who exactly are you?” I asked.
“Tina Aguilar.”
I handed her a paper towel.
“Julio’s girlfriend,” she continued. “Ex-girlfriend, I should
say. Your fiancé saved my life. And now I’m fucking up his.”
“Don’t worry,” I said. “I’m taking care of that all by myself.”
She burst out laughing, then resumed crying.
Half an hour and two slices of boysenberry pie later, it
started to make sense.
Gambino and Tico had been trying to nail Julio Gonzalez
for years. It wasn’t happening. He was too connected, had eyes
and ears everywhere. Tina had been trying to run away from
him for years, too, but he’d always bring her back and make
her pay the price for crossing him.
They realized there might be a way they could help each
other.
On May 17, at eight o’clock in the morning, Julio dropped
his shorts to the floor and stepped into the shower. Every single
morning he took a long shower—sometimes he’d stay in there
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an entire hour. But Tina knew, even if he didn’t, that you can’t
wash away that much dirt.
That was when Gambino and Tico arrived. Tina was ex-
pecting them. They banged on the door, just like the three of
them had planned, loud enough for the neighbors to hear, but
not so loud that Julio could hear over the running water. Tina
stood to the side as they broke down the door, and when they
came in, she made her move. She escaped, safe in the knowl-
edge that—at least for a while—Julio Gonzalez would be un-
able to get to her.
They’d planned it for weeks. She’d lie low while he was in
custody, hanging around long enough to make sure the charges
were going to stick. And then she’d leave. Then everybody
would have what they needed and she could go home to Jalisco.
But there were complications.
Gonzalez’s brother had his suspicions about the arrest, in
particular Tina’s role in it. He’d already contacted Tina’s
mother, telling her in very graphic terms exactly what he
was going to do to her daughter when she showed up at her
mother’s house.
“Detective Gambino has been great,” Tina said. “He’s a
wonderful person. You’re really lucky. But this is getting out of
hand. I don’t know how much more I can ask of him.”
“What about the witness-protection program?” I asked.
She shook her head. “That isn’t an option for me. I’m not
testifying, remember? That was something Detective Gambino
and I agreed on from the beginning. He tried to talk me into it,
but you don’t testify against Julio Gonzalez and live to tell
about it. Nobody in your family lives to tell about it. I won’t do
that to my mother.”
“Come on,” I said. “That can’t be true.”
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She fiddled in her bag and pulled out a packet of ciga-
rettes, then remembered you couldn’t smoke in the House of
Pies. Her cold coffee was meager compensation, but she
sucked it down anyway. “Ask Peter. He’ll tell you about Julio.
Things you’ll wish you didn’t know. He killed his own cousin.
He looked the other way when his sister was raped because it
was good for business. That’s the kind of man he is. He
trusted me, and I betrayed him. How do you think he’s going
to repay me?”
“So how come you’re walking around like this, out in the
open? Shouldn’t you be hiding somewhere?”
“I’m sick of hiding. I’ve been afraid for too long. I’m done
with that.” She glanced down at her purse. “If that man or
anybody he knows comes near me—”
“Tina, please. Stop talking that way. You’re going to get
yourself in trouble.”
“I’m already in trouble.”
“Worse trouble.”
“What else do you suggest?” she asked. “I don’t have a
whole lot of choices. My mother and I, we’re stuck. What we
need to do is disappear. We need to start over somewhere else.
But I don’t see how it’s possible. Not if I won’t testify. Detec-
tive Gambino can only do so much.”
Something clicked. I pulled my cell phone out of my purse
and dialed a number in San Pedro.
“Hi, it’s Cece Caruso. How’ve you been?” We exchanged
pleasantries for a minute. “Listen, I don’t have a lot of time
right now. Is she in?”
She was. I explained the situation, and she was full of ex-
cellent ideas, as always.
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I put my hand over the receiver. “I hate to be vulgar, but do
you have any money?”
Tina nodded. “That’s not a problem.”
I passed the phone over to her. “Then say hello to the
Mayor. Trust me on this one. She’s going to fix you up. You
and your mother both.”
At eleven-thirty, I heard Gambino’s key in the lock.
I greeted him au naturel, with a strawberry cream
pie in my hands.
At one o’clock, I put his strawberry-smeared shirt in the
washing machine, so he’d have it in the morning.
At two o’clock, I bolted upright. I couldn’t sleep. I felt
guilty. I hadn’t told Gambino about Rafe and the gun. Nor
about my little visit to the Villa Gina. I’d do it over breakfast, I
thought sleepily, laying my head back down on the pillow.
Breakfast is a good time for true confessions. I turned the pil-
low over to the cool side.
At four-thirty, Gambino woke me up, not that I’m com-
plaining.
At five-thirty, he said “Eggs Benedict” as he was falling back
asleep.
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At six, the delivery guy whacked the papers against the
front door. Good thing I hadn’t reported him to his superior.
I glanced over at Gambino. Still sleeping. Buster, however, was
wide awake and wanted to be let out. I opened the French
doors for him, then went into the kitchen to put on a pot of
coffee.
The bread box creaked, like everything else in this creaky
house. No English muffins. Can you make eggs Benedict on
wheat toast? I didn’t see why not. I peeled back the plastic and
squeezed the remains of the loaf. Still soft, after more than a
week. I didn’t want to think about the chemicals that made that
possible. For hollandaise, you beat egg yolks and stir in melted
butter. I had eggs and butter in the fridge. I needed a lemon.
I went out the side door and plucked a nice fat one from the
neighbor’s tree, which spread over the wooden fence, spilling
complimentary fruit into my yard. We had an arrangement.
I took a deep breath. It was so clear this morning. What a
relief after all that rain.
Rain made me think of water; water reminded me of the
ocean; the ocean reminded me of May Madden.
I brought my lemon inside and looked over at the clock.
Six-twenty, which meant nine-twenty in Washington, D.C.
I went out to my office to try the Oceans Conservancy again.
One of these days I had to really clean the place up. You
could no longer see the desk, which had been buried under an
avalanche of papers. No one but me even knew the desk was
Lucite. Luckily, the May Madden pile was still near the top,
just beneath an empty green file folder I’d labeled “Critical
Responses to The Dain Curse,” which didn’t mean there were
no critical responses to The Dain Curse, but that I’d most
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likely filed them in a folder labeled “Critical Responses to Red
Harvest.”
Good thing that book was done.
I found the number on the glossy back cover of the latest
annual report.
No one there.
I left a message asking for a specific description of May’s re-
search area.
Then I called Woods Hole and got the intern again, who
had nothing for me, unfortunately.
I pulled together the Oceans Conservancy papers to take
them back into the house.
As I shuffled them into a pile, something slipped to the
floor.
Curious, I bent down to pick it up.
It was a Polaroid of two people in bed.
What was this doing in May’s things?
I brought the photograph up close to my face so I could see
the two people more clearly.
A young blonde in sexy lingerie, with an hourglass tattoo
on her shoulder.
A man with a prominent nose, bushy eyebrows, and a mus-
tache to match.
Maren Levander and Owen Madden.
May’s father and May’s baby-sitter. Jesus. Were they lovers?
I looked at the picture again. They were leaning against the
headboard, their bodies entangled in a blue blanket. You could
see their bare arms touching, but still, they seemed less like
lovers than strangers.
Owen was sad. You could see it in his eyes.
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And Maren? No, Maren wasn’t sad.
Maren was laughing.
Beams falling, over and over again.
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I g o t d r e s s e d q u i e t l y , s o a s n o t t o w a k e Gambino.
I threw the whole wheat bread away. I needed English
muffins. That’s what I told myself, anyway. I was just taking a
slight detour, then it was straight to Gelson’s.
There was nobody on the road all the way to Palos Verdes.
Diana was sitting on her porch when I got there. She was
wearing her flannel shirt and looking up at the sky. “Sun’s up
so early this time of year. Makes the days too long, don’t you
think?”
“You don’t seem surprised to see me,” I said.
“What happened?” she asked, looking at my bandage.
“I walked into a door. I’m fine.” Though I’d been feeling
kind of dizzy the whole drive down. I needed more Advil.
“Good.” She took a sip of coffee, then got up, pulling a red
chenille blanket off her lap. “Mine’s cold. I’m going in for a
fresh one. Can I get you anything?”
I shook my head. “No, thanks.” While she was gone, I sat
down and glanced at the crumpled newspaper on the table.
Sports pages. Browns sign star to 5-year, $11M deal; Vikings
DE braves shoulder surgery. I looked at the date. Three
months old.
Diana came back out with two mugs, the steam hovering
over them like storm clouds. She set one down in front of me
and held the other between her small, gnarled hands. “Can’t
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seem to get going in the morning without drinking the whole
damn pot. Good thing I don’t have to rush off anywhere. I’ve
got all the time in the world, which is too much time, if you
ask me.”
“You still haven’t answered my question,” I said gently.
“You know the answer.”
“You’ve been waiting for me.”