Sisterchicks Go Brit! (4 page)

Kellie and I had to do an odd sort of twisting and tugging to release our passport pouches from their safe hiding places under our shirts. A woman behind me in line said, “Trust me, you’ll draw more attention to yourself as a tourist with those pouches than if you keep your passports in a safe place in your purse. Just make sure your purse is close to your body at all times. You’ll be fine.”

“Thanks.” I gave her a quick glance. She looked streamlined with her shoulder bag and walking shoes. She must travel a lot.

The corridors we had to walk through after customs were long. I wished I had worn more comfortable shoes. Kellie and I offered to locate a wheelchair for Opal if she was growing weary.
She turned down the offer and kept on truckin’ right beside us all the way to baggage claim.

Our suitcases arrived, and we loaded them onto what the sign referred to as a “trolley” instead of a “cart.” That’s when I realized how challenging this part of the trip would have been for petite Opal to manage by herself. While the charming little imp had creatively bamboozled us into escorting her on this journey, clearly she would have had difficulty navigating it on her own. I felt a funny sort of admiration for clever Opal as well as a gathering sympathy for the limitations that come with aging.

We hung close together as we exited baggage claim. I had the transportation papers in hand and announced that our next job was to find the train that would take us to Milton Keynes. From there we would take a bus to Olney. If we needed help, I felt comforted knowing we could ask any of the uniformed airport assistants. For such an enormous airport, Heathrow was fairly easy to navigate.

Just as we were moving out into the general meeting area of the terminal, we heard someone call Opal’s name.

A tall man who appeared to be about Opal’s age waved at us. He wore a heavy, camelhair coat buttoned up to his neck. “Opal! Over here, Opal!”

She stopped short, drew in a wobbly gasp, and in a matter-of-fact tone said, “Oh, me. It’s Virgil.”

We made our way around to where the beaming man looked
down on stunned little Opal with admiration. His large coat surrounded him like fur on a yak.

“Rose told me you were coming.” He continued to beam in an older-gentleman sort of way.

Opal’s face glowed right back, even though she seemed to be fighting to remain subdued.

Before Kellie or I could introduce ourselves, we heard a muffled yelp. The wet nose of a white, long-whiskered dog poked out from between the second and third buttons on Virgil’s coat.

“All right, then, Boswald. You remember the rules. Stay tight until we get back to the car. You can see the pretty ladies soon enough.” He looked at Kellie and me and, offering a polite nod, said, “I’m Virgil, by the way. This is Boswald. You’ll be able to meet him proper soon enough.”

“I’m Kellie. This is Liz.”

“Elizabeth.” He lowered his head in a playful bow. “Queen Elizabeth. I’m honored.”

“Virgil,” Opal said firmly, “why have you come?”

“Why to see the queen, of course,” he said with a crooked grin at me. “Your majesty.” He bowed his head to me once again.

“I’m afraid you have wasted a trip coming all the way here to collect me,” Opal said, still standing her ground. “We have made our arrangements. We are going to take the train.”

“So I was told. However, I have come anyway, haven’t I? I suppose I could blame the trip on Boswald.” Virgil leaned down
and spoke into his coat. “You wanted to come see the aeroplanes take off, didn’t you, Boswald?”

Kellie and I exchanged glances. I felt as if I had stepped on stage in the middle of an odd performance of
Peter Pan
and here was the uncle who had lost his marbles.

Opal didn’t budge. The change in plans seemed to fluster her. Or was it the indomitable character standing in front of us who rattled her world? I had a feeling this wasn’t the first time he had done so.

“Well, then,” Virgil said with an air of calm confidence, “we had best be on our way. The car is waiting for us in the car park.”

The dog yipped again. Virgil patted his coat. “Steady on, Boswald. Not another word from you.”

Boswald held his yip, and so did Opal. She straightened her shoulders and walked beside Virgil toward the exit. The two of them made quite a pair. Opal stood no more than four feet ten inches tall. Virgil had to be close to six feet. Off they went, the little Florida orange blossom and the big yak.

Kellie reached for my arm. “Who do you suppose he is?”

“I don’t know, but did you see the expression on Opal’s face when she spotted him? That was a long-lost-love look for sure.”

“Do you think we should go with them?”

“Are you kidding? I wouldn’t miss this for anything.”

“No, I mean, do you think it’s safe to go in a car with him?”

I laughed. “Are you worried about ‘stranger danger’? Because I will agree that Virgil is stranger than most.”

“Liz, I’m serious. This is so odd. We don’t have to go with him.”

“But we do need to stay with Opal all the way to Olney. That’s what we promised her we’d do.”

“Okay, but let’s have a backup plan. If we get to the car and either of us feels it’s not a safe choice to let Opal go with Virgil, then we agree to kidnap her and take the train.”

“Agreed,” I said. “Although if we try to run off with Opal, Virgil might let Boswald loose and send him after us.”

Kellie lightened up. “If we have to make a run for it, we’ll dump the luggage, put Opal on the cart, oh, I mean the trolley, and we’ll both push and run as fast as we can.”

“All the way to Olney,” I said with a laugh.

“All the way to Olney.”

We exited the terminal and entered the car park. A sharp, unwelcome blast of cool air met us. I zipped up my jacket and had a feeling my lightweight coat wouldn’t be hearty enough against the damp February air. Having lived in Florida all my life, I’d had a hard time imagining this sort of chilliness. I had packed two warm sweaters in my suitcase and could wear both of them under my jacket if necessary.

Kellie was wearing a fleece pullover covered by a knee-length raincoat. The combination seemed to make the chill tolerable for her.

“Here we are.” Virgil stopped behind a compact red sedan. “Out you come, Boswald. Say hello to the ladies.”

A wide-eyed, whisker-twitching terrier nosed his way out from under Virgil’s coat. Boswald checked out Kellie and me with a long string of yips, as if we were doggy biscuits in a shop window.

Virgil opened what he called the “boot” of the car and loaded the luggage. I stepped around to the front passenger’s door and asked Opal, before she slipped into the car, if she was comfortable with the situation.

“I’m a bit chilled, if that’s what you’re asking.”

“No, I’m asking if you feel safe riding in the car with this man. Do you trust his driving?”

“Oh, Virgil is quite capable. He made it to the airport, didn’t he?” Her expression softened. “Rose, I’m sure, would not agree. But she never had a fondness for Virgil.”

“But you do, don’t you?”

Opal blinked quickly. Her twinkling eyes looked like two smooth, blue marbles.

I smiled and helped her into the front seat while Kellie assisted Virgil with the luggage. If Virgil had lost some of his marbles, it seemed pretty evident where two of them ended up, all sparkly and blue.

Kellie came around the side and raised her eyebrows as if this was part of the code to determine if we were going to proceed. “Everything okay?”

I nodded, still wearing a snug little smile.

“Oh-kay.” Kellie scanned my expression.

“No, really. I think everything is okay.”

The two of us clambered into the backseat and sat close, with the smaller pieces of luggage under our feet. I leaned over and whispered in Kellie’s ear, “I think we’ve stepped into an unfinished love story.”

Kellie was a big fan of holding secrets when it came to other people’s romances. All three of her sons had confided in her the plans for the how, when, and where of their proposals to their girlfriends. She had kept all three secret from everyone but me. I knew none of the details, but in the midst of each of their love stories, I could read enough in Kellie’s brown eyes to know what was coming around the corner.

Virgil started the car engine, and Boswald made himself comfortable on the floor next to Opal’s feet. She didn’t seem to mind the dog being underfoot.

With my elevated longing for romantic impressions, my first views of England from the car window weren’t what I expected. My fairy-tale mind had conjured up expectations of an immediate view of Stonehenge, the Tower Bridge, or the moors where Heathcliff roamed throughout Emily Brontë’s
Wuthering Heights
.

Instead, the view was of afternoon traffic in a modern city complete with billboards, asphalt, concrete buildings, and tinges of diesel fumes in the air. Aside from the trucks being narrower and shorter than most trucks in the U.S., I hardly could tell I was in another part of the world.

Telling my brain that we weren’t actually driving on the wrong side of the road turned into a challenging mental exercise for the first five minutes or so. Virgil kept his full attention on the motorway. Opal watched the road as astutely as a copilot, and Boswald remained curled up at her feet, taking a nice little nap.

The invitation to join his occupation suddenly felt overwhelming. I closed my eyes for only a moment, and I nodded off. Funny how I had such a hard time trying to sleep on the plane while I was anticipating our arrival in England. Now that we were here, I zoned right out.

How we reached Olney without incident, or what the countryside along the way looked like, I can’t tell you. I have no idea. When I opened my eyes and squinted at the world around me, Virgil was pulling the car into a narrow gravel driveway that ran alongside a small two-story brick house. The car stopped inches in front of a wooden shed that was topped with a moss-covered, sloping roof. By American standards the shed was far too small to be used as a garage, but that appeared to be the building’s function.

“All ashore who’s going ashore.” Virgil turned off the engine. “That includes you, Captain Boswald.”

I stepped out of the car and stomped my feet. Overhead, the midafternoon sky was heavy with clouds hanging low and gray. The air carried the scent of wood smoke. I noticed the sprouting grass along the side of the house. Our Florida grass rarely sports such a crisp, bright shade of green. A few pale lavender crocuses
tucked under the blanket of green stretched their brave necks up from the muddy earth. The surroundings weren’t of King-Arthur-and-Camelot status, but as I exhaled and saw my breath form a detached cloud, I clearly grasped I wasn’t in Orlando anymore.

The two-story cottage in front of me wore its steeped roof like a pointed cap. The house was accented with clean, whitewash trim around the window frames and front entrance. I glanced up and down the narrow lane and noticed that the colors of the houses here were the primal colors of quarried limestone and sandstone. The bricks were in soothing shades of terra cotta and fawn instead of the familiar deep red of the bricks often used in the U.S. Dark timber was employed only for accent and structural support.

I started up the walkway, lugging one of Opal’s large suitcases, and was the first to arrive at the doorstep. At my feet was a mat that I kept looking at, trying to decide if the words woven into it had the same meaning here as they would have where I came from. Instead of the customary “Welcome,” two words appeared in bold, black letters: “Go Away.”

Deciding the message was meant in a witty sort of way, I looked over my shoulder and saw Opal coming up the walkway a few feet behind. She took steady steps toward the front door and called out to me, “The door should be open. Rose never locks her doors in the daytime.”

Before I could test Opal’s theory, the front door opened, and standing before me was, well … Opal.

Y
ou’re twins!”
I exclaimed.

I did a double take of the two sisters and then a triple take. The only visible difference between the dynamic duo appeared to be what they were wearing. Their hairstyles, eyeglass frames, posture, and expressions were identical. I tried to remember how long it had been since Opal said the two of them had seen each other. How extraordinary that they were so alike!

Kellie walked up just as the two sisters exchanged a quick, tender embrace and started talking over each other’s sentences.

“I told him not to go to the airport,” Rose began. “But since when has he ever listened—”

“It’s a wonder he found us.”

“You must be—”

“Terribly. Sitting for so long is—”

“I put the teakettle—”

“I told my companions you would.”

“Oh, yes.” Rose turned to me with a clear-eyed look of sweetness that mimicked Opal’s best expression down to the last twinkle. “Your companions. Hallo.”

Kellie laughed. It was the lightest, friendliest sort of giggle. “You’re twins!” she stated the obvious just as I had done. Then both of us laughed some more.

“Did Opal not tell you we were—”

“Must have slipped my mind in all the excitement.”