Some Like It Lethal (10 page)

"Filing my story about the hunt breakfast." I put my hand down to the young man I had no trouble identifying as the troll Mary Jude had mentioned. He was wearing a badly fitted rental tuxedo with lapels as wide as duck wings. The pants puddled around his ankles. "Hello, I'm Nora Blackbird."

His face lit up behind Harry Potter-style glasses. "Oh, hi! I'm Andy Mooney. Hey, it's awesome to meet you! I've read about your family in the papers for years. You're real Philadelphia royalty, aren't you?"

"Shut up, Andrew."

"Sorry, Miss Keough. I've grooved on your column for so long, though, I feel like I've memorized all your good stuff. That piece you did on Mr. Charles Blackbird's funeral was really great."

I said, "My grandfather's funeral was fifteen years ago, Andy. How old were you then?

"Oh, my mother keeps a scrapbook. She read the clippings to me when I was little, and I got hooked. I still remember the way Miss Keough described the hundreds of people from all walks of life who went to the funeral to pay their respects to Charlie Blackbird. She said—"

Kitty interrupted. "Yeah, well, give people what they want, and they'll come out in droves."

I remembered my vow to behave with the utmost civility when in Kitty's presence. "It's lovely to meet you, Andy. Are you working with us now?"

"Oh, yeah, it's a major dream come true. I'm just an intern at the moment, but Miss Keough said I can work my way up to your job, Miss Blackbird."

"How do you like the sound of that, Sweet Knees?"

Kitty's silver dress was one I'd seen on her before, and she looked like a war horse strapped into its harness. She was headed for a fancy dress party, and I guessed it was the annual Children's Hospital Holiday Ball. I'd heard by way of a friend on the organizing committee that the guest host—a very popular television comedian who promoted children's charities when he wasn't playing the bumbling father of oversexed teenagers—had doubled the ticket sales this year. I made a mental note to slip that information to Stan if Kitty didn't learn it at the ball. Stan could ease it into her column before it went to press, and Kitty would be none the wiser where the detail came from.

I said, "It's wonderful to have extra help during the holidays."

"Yeah, we're swamped," Kitty agreed, turning on Stan. "In fact, I want Sweet Knees to go to a few more parties. The invitations are coming in so fast, I can't keep up."

"That's exactly what Nora's for," Stan said. "To take up the slack for you, Kitty."

"Okay, then, she can go through the invitations, and Andrew can come along with me tonight."

Stan's patience was thin. "We don't have the money in the budget to pay your intern to—"

"Oh, I don't mind," Andy piped up. "I don't need to be paid to help Miss Keough."

"Great," Stan said quickly. "Then everybody's happy. Nora, you'll take a look at Kitty's invitations before you leave today?"

"Of course."

"And, Kitty, you're coming back in tonight to finish this week's column?"

She had already snatched up her ancient fur coat and was sailing out the door. "Don't worry about me, Stan."

Spike chose that moment to poke his head out of
my bag and issue a big puppy burp. Then he snarled at Andy. For once, he was picking on something his own size. With a startled expression, Andy skipped after Kitty.

"Hang on a minute, Nora." Stan waved me back into his office.

"Sorry about the dog, Stan. I won't bring him again."

"Don't worry about it. I love dogs." Then he did a double take. "Even one that ugly. Tell me what you saw at the hunt breakfast. The boys downstairs are working on the story now. I hear some young millionaire got himself killed."

I sat down in the chair opposite Stan's desk. I liked Stan. He worked hard and was loyal to the newspaper that paid him poorly for doing more than his fair share of work and taking a lot of abuse from maniacs like Kitty. He was an old-fashioned newsman who always met his deadlines at the expense of his tender stomach. At first I hadn't understood why he stayed with the
Intelligencer,
but after a few months I caught on to his unrequited affection for a certain fifty-something copy editor who thought he was invisible. For me, his smile was always tired, but it was genuine.

I told him what I knew about Rushton Strawcutter's death.

"And your sister," Stan prompted when I had finished without mentioning Emma's trip to the hospital and the police presence outside her room there. "Sorry, but I heard her name mentioned."

"My sister isn't involved in the murder," I said more calmly than I felt. "But the police are obligated to pursue all possible leads."

Stan smiled grimly. "You sound like a press release."

"Can you blame me?"

"No, but I hope you won't blame me for doing my job either. Mind if I call downstairs and ask if anyone wants to talk to you?"

I didn't want to talk to reporters, not even ones who were my friends. But it was naive to hope the press was going to ignore Emma. I preferred to have some control over what was printed about her.

"Go ahead," I told Stan.

He reached for his phone to make arrangements.

A few minutes later, Mary Jude was pleased to see the team from the news department get off the elevator.

"Perfect," she said. "You guys can have these cookies if you tell me which ones you like best and why."

The three of them dug into Mary Jude's supply while asking me questions about what I had seen at the hunt breakfast. I tried to be honest but diplomatic, and I asked that I not be named as a source of their information. They agreed and quickly put the finishing touches on the story they'd spent the afternoon assembling.

Before they got up to leave, I asked if they were working on the story of Tottie Boarman's recent trouble.

"That's the business desk," Freddie told me, scratching his eyebrow with his pen. "Check with Marcy Edelstein. She's working that story. I just saw Boarman downstairs, though."

"Downstairs?" I repeated. "Tottie Boarman was here at the
Intelligencer?"

"Well, only to pick up his date. His car came up to the curb when I went out for a smoke."

"His date?"

Freddie laughed. "Yeah, it was pretty funny, actually. Kitty went out with a kid on her heels, the both of them dressed like they were headed for a Mardi Gras party. When is she going to give that fur coat a decent burial? Boarman was pretty annoyed. I don't know if he was grossed out by their clothes or mad that Kitty had brought along a midget for a chaperone, but he was definitely peeved."

"Wait a minute," I said. "You mean Kitty got into Tottie's car?"

"Sure. And the kid climbed into the front seat with the driver."

Mary Jude laughed. "Well, that explains why Boarman's gotten so many inches in Kitty's social columns lately."

Kitty and Tottie? I couldn't have been more surprised if I'd heard Joan Rivers had started dating Alan Greenspan.

I said, "Surely they're not seeing each other."

"Weirder couples have happened," Freddie said, looking at me.

A short silence slipped past as the four journalists waited for me to say something about my own dating habits.

Before I found myself contributing to a news story about money laundering, Spike poked his head out and announced his low opinion of people who didn't share their cookies. I shoved him down into my bag and stood up. "I like the cookies with the green sprinkles best, Mary Jude. They're not so sweet that my teeth hurt, and they're thin enough that I can have a few and still fit into my dress this Friday night."

The others voted on their favorite cookie, too, and left Mary Jude to work on her story. I made my way through the labyrinth of reporters' desks until I found Kitty's. She had commandeered some portable walls to create a cubicle for herself, so I stepped into her
improvised office. A mountain of invitations lay in piles on the surface of her desk. I sat down in her chair to go through the envelopes.