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Shaking slightly, I get to my feet. My eyes are hot, but I'm
not
going to cry in front of him. There's a shaft of determination inside me, which strengthens as I turn to face him.

“Endwich—because we care,” I say.

There's a long, tense silence. Then, without saying anything else, I open the door and walk out.

As we walk home, I feel almost high with determination. I'll show him. I'll show that John Gavin. And all of them. The whole world.

I'm going to pay off my debts. I don't know how—but I'm going to do it. I'll take an extra job waitressing, maybe. Or I'll get down to it, and finish my self-help book. I'll just make as much money as I can, as quickly as I can. And then I'll go into that bank with a huge check, and plonk it down in front of him, and in a dignified but pointed voice, I'll say—

“Bex?” Suze grabs my arm—and I realize I'm walking straight past our house.

“Are you OK?” says Suze as she lets us in. “Honestly, what a bastard.”

“I'm fine,” I say, lifting my chin. “I'm going to show him. I'm going to pay off my overdraft. Just wait. I'm going to show them all.”

“Excellent!” says Suze. She bends down and picks up a letter from the doormat.

“It's for you,” she says. “From
Morning Coffee
!”

“Oh right!” As I'm opening the envelope, I feel a huge leap of hope. Maybe they're offering me a new job! Something with a huge salary, enough to pay off my debts straight away. Maybe they've sacked Emma and I'm going to take her place as the main presenter! Or maybe . . .

Oh my God. Oh my God, no.

Ms. Rebecca Bloomwood
Flat 2
4 Burney Rd.
London SW6 8FD

2 October 2000

Dear Becky:

First of all, bad luck on your recent unfortunate bout of publicity! I really felt for you, and I know I also speak for Rory, Emma, and all the rest of the team.

As you know, the Morning Coffee family is a fiercely loyal and supportive one, and it is our policy never to allow adverse publicity to stand in the way of talent. However, completely coincidentally, we have recently been reviewing all our regular contributors. Following some discussion, we have decided to rest you from your slot for a while.

I must emphasize that this is just a temporary measure. However, we would appreciate it if you would return your East-West TV pass in the envelope provided and also sign the enclosed release document.

The work you've done for us has been fabulous (obviously!). We just know that your talents will flourish elsewhere and that this will not prove a setback to someone as dynamic as yourself!

With very best wishes,

Zelda Washington

Assistant Producer

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Ms. Rebecca Bloomwood
Flat 2
4 Burney Rd.
London SW6 8FD

4 October 2000

Dear Becky:

Thank you very much for your first draft of
Manage Money the Bloomwood Way.
We appreciated the care that had gone into your work. Your writing is well paced and fluent, and you certainly made some interesting points.

Unfortunately, 500 words—however excellent they are—is not quite enough for a self-help book. Your suggestion that we could “pad out the rest with photographs” is unfortunately not really workable.

Sadly, we have therefore decided that this is not a viable project and, as a result, would request that you return our advance forthwith.

With all best wishes,

Pippa Brady
Editor

Helping you to help yourself

OUT NOW!
Jungle Survival
by Brig. Roger Flintwood (deceased)

Fourteen

F
OR THE NEXT FEW DAYS,
I don't leave the house. I don't answer the phone and I don't talk to anyone. I feel physically raw, as though people's gazes, or their questions, or even the sunlight, might hurt me. I need to be in a dark place, on my own. Suze has gone to Milton Keynes for a big sales and marketing conference with Hadleys, so I'm all alone in the flat. I order takeout, drink two bottles of white wine, and don't once get out of my pajamas.

When Suze returns, I'm sitting on the floor in the sitting room where she left me, staring blankly at the television, stuffing KitKats into my mouth.

“Oh God,” she says, dropping her bag on the floor. “Bex, are you OK? I shouldn't have left you on your own.”

“I'm fine!” I say, looking up and forcing my stiff face to twist into a smile. “How was the sales conference?”

“Well . . . it was really good, actually,” says Suze, looking abashed. “People kept congratulating me on the way my frames have been selling. They'd all heard of me! And they did a presentation of my new designs, and everybody loved them . . .”

“That's really great, Suze,” I say, and reach up to squeeze her hand. “You deserve it.”

“Well. You know.” She bites her lip—then picks up an empty wine bottle from the floor and puts it on the table.

“So, did . . . Luke call?” she says hesitantly.

“No,” I say, after a long silence. “No, he didn't.” I look at Suze, then look away again.

“What are you watching?” she says, as an ad for Diet Coke comes on.

“I'm watching
Morning Coffee,
” I say. “It's the financial advice slot coming up next.”

“What?” Suze's face creases in dismay. “Bex, let's switch channels.” She reaches for the remote control, but I grab it.

“No!” I say, staring rigidly at the screen. “I want to see it.”

The familiar
Morning Coffee
music blasts out of the screen as the signature graphic of a cup of coffee appears and then melts away to a studio shot.

“Hello!” says Emma cheerily to camera. “Welcome back. And it's time for us to introduce our new money expert, Clare Edwards!”

I stare at Clare's familiar face, feeling a fresh humiliation seep over me. When they promoted her appearance earlier on I was so shocked I spilled my coffee on my hand. It still hurts.

“Who's Clare Edwards?” says Suze, staring at the screen in distaste.

“I used to work with her on
Successful Saving,
” I say without moving my head. “She used to sit next to me.”

The camera pans away to show Clare sitting on the sofa opposite Emma, staring grimly back.

“She doesn't look like much fun,” says Suze.

“She isn't.”

“So, Clare,” says Emma brightly. “What's your basic philosophy of money?”

“Do you have a catchphrase?” interjects Rory cheerfully.

“I don't believe in catchphrases,” says Clare, giving Rory a disapproving look. “Personal finance isn't a trivial matter.”

“Right!” says Rory. “Of course not. Erm . . . so—do you have any top tips for savers, Clare?”

“I don't believe in futile and misleading generalizations,” says Clare. “All savers should choose a spread of investments suitable to their individual requirements and tax status.”

“Absolutely!” says Emma after a pause. “Right. Well—let's go to the phones, shall we? And it's Mandy from Norwich.”

As the first caller is put through, the phone in our sitting room rings.

“Hello?” says Suze, picking it up and zapping the sound on the television, “Ooh, hello, Mrs. Bloomwood. Do you want to speak to Becky?”

She raises her eyebrows at me and I wince back. I've only spoken to Mum and Dad briefly since my return. They know I'm not going to move to New York—but that's all I've said them so far. I just can't face telling them how badly everything else has turned out too.

“Becky, love, I was just watching
Morning Coffee
!” exclaims Mum. “What's that girl doing, giving out financial advice?”

“It's . . . it's OK, Mum, don't worry!” I say, feeling my nails dig into my palm. “They just . . . they got her to cover while I was away.”

“Well. They could have chosen someone better! She's got a miserable face on her, hasn't she?” Her voice goes muffled. “What's that, Graham? Dad says, at least she shows how good
you
are! But surely, now that you're back, they can let her go?”

“I don't think it's as simple as that,” I say after a pause. “Contracts and . . . things.”

“So, when will you be back on? Because I know Janice will be asking.”

“I don't know, Mum,” I say desperately. “Listen, I've got to go, OK? There's someone at the door. But I'll talk to you soon!”

I put down the phone and bury my head in my hands.

“What am I going to do?” I say hopelessly. “What am I going to do, Suze? I can't tell them I've been fired. I just can't.” To my dismay, tears squeeze out of the sides of my eyes. “They're so proud of me. And I just keep letting them down.”

“You don't let them down!” retorts Suze hotly. “It wasn't your fault that stupid
Morning Coffee
completely overreacted. And I bet they're regretting it now. I mean,
look
at her!”

She turns up the sound, and Clare's voice drones sternly through the room. “Those who fail to provide for their own retirement are the equivalent of leeches on the rest of us.”

“I say,” says Rory. “Isn't that a bit harsh?”

“I mean, listen to her!” says Suze. “She's awful!”

“Maybe she is,” I say after a pause. “But even if they get rid of her too they'll never ask me back. It would be like saying they made a mistake.”

“They
have
made a mistake!”

The phone rings again and she looks at me. “Are you in or out?”

“Out. And you don't know when I'll be back.”

“OK . . .” She picks up the phone. “Hello? Sorry, Becky's out at the moment.”

“Wendy, you've made every mistake possible,” Clare Edwards is saying on the screen. “Have you never heard of a deposit account? And as for remortgaging your house to buy a boat . . .”

“No, I don't know when she'll be back,” says Suze. “Would you like me to take a message?” She picks up a pen and starts writing. “OK . . . fine . . . yes. Yes, I'll tell her. Thanks.”

“So,” I say as she puts the phone down. “Who was that?”

And I know it's stupid—but as I look up at her, I can't help feeling a hot flicker of hope. Maybe it was a producer from another show. Maybe it was someone wanting to offer me my own column. Maybe it was John Gavin, ringing to apologize and offer me free, unlimited overdraft facilities. Maybe it was the one phone call that will make everything all right.

“It was Mel. Luke's assistant.”

“Oh.” I stare at her in apprehension. “What did she want?”

“Apparently some parcel has arrived at the office, addressed to you. From the States. From Barnes & Noble.”

I stare at her blankly—then, with a pang, suddenly remember that trip to Barnes & Noble I made with Luke. I bought a whole pile of coffee-table books, and Luke suggested I send them back on the company courier bill instead of lugging them around. It seems like a million years ago now.

“Oh yes, I know what that is.” I hesitate. “Did she . . . mention Luke?”

“No,” says Suze apologetically. “She just said pop in anytime you want. And she said she was really sorry about what happened . . . and if you ever want a chat, just call.”

“Right.” I hunch my shoulders up, hug my knees, and turn up the television volume.

For the next few days, I tell myself I won't bother going. I don't really want those books anymore. And I can't quite cope with the thought of having to go in there—having to face all the curious looks from Luke's staff, and hold my head up and pretend to be OK.

But then, gradually, I start to think I'd like to see Mel. She's the only one I can talk to who really knows Luke, and it would be nice to have a heart-to-heart with her. Plus, she might have heard something of what's going on in the States. I know Luke and I are effectively over, I know it's really nothing to do with me anymore. But I still can't help caring about whether he's got his deal or not.

So four days later, at about six o'clock in the evening, I walk slowly toward the doors of Brandon Communications, my heart thumping. Luckily it's the friendly doorman on duty. He's seen me visit enough times to just wave me in, so I don't have to have any big announcements of my arrival.

I walk out of the lift at the fifth floor, and to my surprise, there's no one on reception. How weird. I wait for a few seconds—then wander past the desk and down the main corridor. Gradually my steps slow down—and a puzzled frown comes to my face. There's something wrong here. Something different.

It's too quiet. The whole place is practically dead. When I look across the open-plan space, most of the chairs are empty. There aren't any phones ringing; there aren't any people striding about; there aren't brainstorming sessions going on.

What's going on? What's happened to the buzzy Brandon C atmosphere? What's
happened
to Luke's company?

As I pass the coffee machine, two guys I half-recognize are standing, talking by it. One's got a disgruntled expression and the other is agreeing—but I can't quite hear what they're talking about. As I come near, they stop abruptly. They shoot me curious looks, then glance at each other and walk off, before starting to talk again, but in lowered voices.

I can't quite believe this is Brandon Communications. There's a completely different feel about the place. This is like some deadbeat company where no one cares about what they're doing. I walk to Mel's desk—and, along with everyone else, she's already left for the night. Mel, who normally stays till at least seven, then takes a glass of wine and gets changed in the loos for whatever great night out she's got planned.

I root around behind her chair until I find the parcel addressed to me, and scribble a note to her on a Post-it. Then I stand up, hugging the heavy package to me, and tell myself that I've got what I came for. Now I should leave. There's nothing to keep me.

But instead of walking away, I stand motionless. Staring at Luke's closed office door.

Luke's office. There are probably faxes from him in there. Messages about how things are going in New York. Maybe even messages about me. As I gaze at the smooth blank wood, I feel almost overwhelmed by an urge to go in and find out what I can.

But then—what exactly would I do? Look through his files? Listen to his voice mail? I mean, what if someone caught me?

I'm standing there, torn—knowing I'm not
really
going to go and rifle through his stuff, yet unable just to walk away—when suddenly I stiffen in shock. The handle of his office door is starting to move.

Oh shit.
Shit.
There's someone in there! They're coming out!

In a moment of pure panic, I find myself ducking down out of sight, behind Mel's chair. As I curl up into a tiny ball I feel a thrill of terror, like a child playing hide-and-seek. I hear some voices murmuring—and then the door swings open and someone comes out. From my vantage point, all I can see is that it's a female, and she's wearing those new Chanel shoes which cost an absolute bomb. She's followed by two pairs of male legs, and the three begin to walk down the corridor. I can't resist peeping out from behind the chair—and of course. It's Alicia Bitch Longlegs, with Ben Bridges and a man who looks familiar but whom I can't quite place.

Well, I suppose that's fair enough. She's in charge while Luke is away. But does she have to take over Luke's office? I mean, why can't she just use a meeting room?

“Sorry we had to meet here,” I can just hear her saying. “Obviously, next time, it'll be at 17 King Street.”

They continue talking until they reach the lifts, and I pray desperately that they'll all get inside one and disappear. But as the lift doors ping open, only the familiar-looking man gets in—and a moment later, Alicia and Ben are heading back toward Luke's office.

“I'll just get those files,” says Alicia, and goes back into Luke's office, leaving the door open. Meanwhile, Ben is lolling against the water dispenser, pressing the buttons on his watch and staring intently at the tiny screen.

This is horrendous! I'm trapped until they leave. My knees are starting to hurt and I've got an awful feeling that if I move an inch, one of them will crack. What if Ben and Alicia stay here all night? What if they come over to Mel's desk? What if they decide to
make love
on Mel's desk?

“OK,” says Alicia, suddenly appearing at the door. “I think that's it. Good meeting, I thought.”

“I suppose.” Ben looks up from his watch. “Do you think Frank's right? Do you think he might sue?”

Frank! Of course. That other man was Frank Harper. The publicity guy from Bank of London. I used to see him at press conferences.

“He won't sue,” says Alicia calmly. “He's got too much face to lose.”

“He's lost a fair amount already,” says Ben, raising his eyebrows. “He'll be the invisible man before too long.”

“True,” says Alicia, and smirks back at him. She looks at the pile of folders in her arms. “Have I got everything? I think so. Right, I'm off. Ed will be waiting for me. See you tomorrow.”

They both disappear down the corridor and this time, thank God, they get into a lift. When I'm quite sure they've gone, I sit back on my heels with a puzzled frown. What's going on? Why were they talking about suing? Suing who? And how come Bank of London was here?

Is Bank of London going to sue Luke? It sounds like everything's a complete mess! I thought Alicia was supposed to have everything under control.

For a while I just sit still, trying to work it all out. But I'm not really getting anywhere—and suddenly it occurs to me that I ought to get out while the going's good. I get up, wincing at the cramp in my foot, and shake out my legs as the circulation returns to them. Then I pick up my parcel, shake back my head, and as nonchalantly as possible, walk down the corridor toward the lifts. Just as I'm pressing the “Summon” button, my mobile phone rings inside my bag, and I give a startled jump. Shit, my phone! Thank
God
that didn't happen while I was hiding behind Mel's desk!