Authors: Simon Brett
Table of Contents
The Charles Paris Mystery Series
The Charles Paris Mystery Series
CAST, IN ORDER OF DISAPPEARANCE
SO MUCH BLOOD
STAR TRAP
AN AMATEUR CORPSE
A COMEDIAN DIES
THE DEAD SIDE OF THE MIKE
SITUATION TRAGEDY
MURDER UNPROMPTED
MURDER IN THE TITLE
NOT DEAD, ONLY RESTING
DEAD GIVEAWAY
WHAT BLOODY MAN IS THAT?
A SERIES OF MURDERS
CORPORATE BODIES
A RECONSTRUCTED CORPSE
SICKEN AND SO DIE
DEAD ROOM FARCE
A Charles Paris Mystery
Simon Brett
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This title first published in Great Britain in 1977
by Victor Gollancz
eBook edition first published in 2011 by Severn Select an imprint
of Severn House Publishers Limited
Copyright © 1975 Simon Brett.
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ISBN-13: 978-1-4483-0002-0 (epub)
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To MY PARENTS, WITH THANKS
FOR ALL THAT EDUCATION
And with special thanks to
Bill and Chris,
who know all about it
PART I
London
CHAPTER ONE
âACTUALLY,' SAID GERALD Venables, after a sip from his wine glass, âthere's a bit more to it than that.'
âAh,' said Charles Paris. âI thought there might be.'
Gerald took a long pause and twiddled the stem of his wine glass. Charles wondered what the catch would be. Gerald was a good friend but was unlikely to be offering him a job from purely altruistic motives. And if it were just a gesture of goodwill, he wouldn't have made it over lunch at Martinez.
âIn fact,' the solicitor picked out his words like a philatelist handling stamps, âthere may be something rather odd going on in this show.'
âOdd?'
âWell, as you know, a West End musical is a very large financial undertaking and with any large financial undertaking there are probably as many people who wish it to fall as succeed. And the . . . people whom I represent are very anxious that this particular show should succeed.'
âYou mean you've got money in it?' Charles knew this would make Gerald bridle. Though well known in theatrical circles as a speculator, the solicitor would never admit to his involvement.
âOne of the people whom I represent,' came the frosty professional reply, âhas a considerable financial stake in the venture. It is on his behalf that I am approaching you.'
Charles winked. Gerald deflated, smiled and moved the conversation away from money. âListen, Charles, the reason that we want you in the show is that we need an investigator on the spot to keep an eye open for anything untoward.'
âI see.'
âAnd, of course' (remembering that even as cynical an actor as Charles Paris had his professional pride) âbecause you would be absolutely ideal for the part.'
Charles inclined his head graciously and looked up for more information.
âYou see, Charles, the reason I thought of you was because of that business in Edinburgh that you sorted out . . . the murder of that boy â what was his name â Marinello?'
âSomething like that. I'm flattered, Gerald, but I think to say I sorted it out is a slight exaggeration. I was there . . .'
âIt comes to the same thing. And then there was the Marius Steen business.'
âAgain I would hardly say that I . . .'
âDon't worry what you think. I think you can do the job required and I'm asking you. I mean, it may be that there's nothing to investigate. In that case think of it just as an acting job. After the tour, you'd have a contract for nine months in the West End, you'd be pretty well paid â it's not a bad offer, is it?'
âNo.'
âAnd you haven't got anything else major coming up at the moment, have you?'
As an actor, Charles replied instinctively, âWell, there are one or two things I'm considering, which may possibly . . .' Then he decided there was no point in trying to impress Gerald. âNo, nothing major.' Or why not be completely honest? âNothing minor either, as it happens. And I had a somewhat uncharitable letter from the Inland Revenue this morning.'
âSo you'll take the job?'
âI suppose so.'
âThat's terrific.' Gerald punctuated the agreement by refilling their wine glasses. He seemed relieved, which amazed Charles. Surely he never thought the offer might be refused. Or perhaps, from his position of extreme opulence, Gerald was unaware of the general scarcity of acting work at a time when theatres were paring down the size of their permanent companies, when big cast plays were no longer being written or produced and when even the BBC was making cutbacks in its programme hours. Nor was he probably aware of the precarious system of final demands and delaying letters by which Charles conducted his financial affairs.
âWhat about a sweet?' Gerald airily summoned the waiter with a well-tailored gesture and, as often before, Charles was impressed and amused by his friend's smoothness. He did not envy it, he had long ago decided that certain sorts of success did not interest him, but it was still entertaining to see a successful man at work. Everything about Gerald was right â the beautifully cut charcoal grey pin-striped suit, the residual tan from an August spent with his family in their villa in Corsica, the silver hair cut just long enough to be trendy, the chunky gold ring and identity bracelet, the almost imperceptible aura of expensive after-shave. Charles was always amazed by people who could live like figures in glossy magazines and by people who wanted to. For him the basic challenge of getting from day to day more than occupied his time.
The sweets were sorted out and they both tucked into monster slices of strawberry gâteau. Charles wiped a stray blob of cream from the side of his mouth and asked, âWhat's been happening, Gerald?'
âIn the show, you mean?'
âYes. There must be something strange for you to go to these lengths to get me involved.'
âYes. Two things have happened. They may both have been accidents, and they may be completely unconnected, but it's just possible that someone's trying to sabotage the whole venture.'
âWhat were the “accidents”?'
âThe first came on the second day of rehearsal. There was a guy called Frederick Wooland who was rehearsal pianist for the show. As he was on the way to the Welsh Dragon Club where they're rehearsing, he was shot at.'
âShot at? You mean someone tried to kill him?'
âNo, not really. It was only an air rifle. He just got a pellet in his hand. Not very serious except that he won't be able to play for a couple of weeks and they've had to find a new rehearsal pianist.'
âUsually if you hear of someone being shot at with an air rifle, it's just kids fooling about.'
âYes, I agree. That may well he what it was in this case. It's a fairly rough area down there.'
âWhere is the Welsh Dragon Club?'
âElephant and Castle.'
âHmm. Presumably the pianist didn't see who shot at him?'
âNo. First thing he knew was a stinging pain in his hand.'
âWere the police told?'
âOh yes. It was all official. They seemed to think it was kids. No great surprise. It's not the first lime that it's happened round there.'
âIn that case, I can't see why you think there's anything odd about it. It doesn't sound as if it bad anything to do with the show at all. Perhaps the only lesson is that managements should be prepared to pay a bit more money to get rehearsal rooms in slightly nicer areas.' He pronounced the last two words in his best Kensington Lady accent.
âOkay. Yes, I admit, on its own, that doesn't sound much. But exactly a week later there was another accident. The day before yesterday.'
âWhat happened this time?'
âOne of the actors fell down some stairs and broke his leg.'
âWhere? At the rehearsal rooms?'
âNo. At his digs.'
âSo why should that have anything to do with the show?'
âIt's just the coincidence of the two of them, exactly a week apart, at exactly the same time of day, both people in the show.'
âWhat time of day was it?'
âEarly in the morning both times. Frederick Wooland was shot on his way to rehearsal, say at quarter to ten, and Everard Austick was found in his digs at about half past nine this Tuesday.'
âDid you say Everard Austick?'
âYes.'
Charles burst out laughing. âYou can't be serious.'
âWhat do you mean?'
âWell, Everard Austick is the greatest piss-artist in the business. He's a bottle-a-day man. Always drunk out of his mind. If you think that him having a fall in his digs is a sign of foul play, you're way off beam. I'd be much more suspicious if a day went by when he
didn't
fall down something.'
Gerald looked discomfited. âOh, I thought the coincidence was too great. I mean, both on the same day.'
âWell . . . it doesn't sound much to me. Listen, Gerald, I'm very grateful to you for getting me this job and certainly once I get inside the company I will investigate anything that needs investigating, but from what you've said, I'm not going to have much to do. Is that really all you've got?'
âWell, I suppose that's all the actual facts. But it means that the show has got off to an unlucky start and we â they don't want anything to go wrong. There's a lot of money at stake.'
âWhose money?'
Gerald didn't rise to the bait. âAmulet Productions are putting up most of it and they're working in association with Arthur Balcombe, who is one of my clients. Hence my involvement.'
âI see. All the big boys.'
âYes. And then of course Christopher Milton has a stake because he's got the rights of the show.'
âChristopher Milton?'
âYes, he bought it as a vehicle for himself.'
âReally?'
âDidn't you know?'
âGerald, you didn't tell me anything. You just asked if I would be prepared to take a part in a West End musical for nine months and keep my eyes open for any possible sabotage attempts. You've told me nothing about the show. But I see now, it's this musical based on
She Stoops to Conquer
, isn't it?'