Still Thinking of You (17 page)

29. Sleigh Ride

‘Isn’t it beautiful,’ said Rich.

‘Really breathtaking,’ Tash agreed.

Tash and Rich sat under blankets in the back of the horsedrawn sleigh and looked out over Avoriaz. Although it was the height of the season and the resort was packed, the driver of the sleigh had driven them to a distance where they could make believe that they were the sole inhabitants of the mountains. The driver may have been only a metre away, but he was practised at becoming invisible. Lovers such as Tash and Rich could deceive themselves into believing that they were entirely alone and allow the vast space around them to somehow become astonishingly intimate.

The freshly fallen snow muffled the rapturous and drunken shouts from the bars and games halls. Footsteps were cushioned, doors didn’t bang and music didn’t blare. It was as though the angels had turned down the volume and, to compensate, other senses were accentuated. Everything looked bright, shiny and fresh. The stars were large and lavish in the black sky, their brilliance so true that the sky appeared illusory. Tash felt like Aladdin in the dazzling cave of jewels. The alpine cleanliness seemed to swill out all the smoke and smog of city life that harboured in their bodies and minds.

‘I love you, Tash.’

‘Why? Why do you love me right this second?’

It was a game they often played. They told each other they loved each other many, many times a day, and they often demanded or gave a reason. Sometimes the reasons were huge – ‘I love your soul’ or ‘I love your spirit’. Sometimes the reasons were minuscule.

‘Tash, I love you because you get worked up over penalty shoot-outs.’

‘Rich, I love you because with your new haircut you remind me of Bodie, as in Bodie and Doyle, which in turn reminds me of my childhood Saturday pop nights, complete with tubes of Smarties and dandelion and burdock pop.’

‘You love me because of dandelion and burdock pop?’

‘Yes.’

‘Fair enough.’

‘I love you because of the way you laugh.’

‘I love you because you introduced me to
The Simpsons
.’

‘I can’t believe you’d never seen an episode before you met me. I love you because you’re kind to my mum and dad.’

‘I love you because of the great things you can do with your tongue.’

The challenge was to always give a different reason. And yet it was always the same one.

‘Right now?’ asked Rich.

‘Yeah, why do you love me, right now? What made you say it at just that moment?’ demanded Tash.

Because he felt bad that he’d let another woman kiss him was not an acceptable answer.

‘I love you because you are sharing this stunning night with me. Because there are mountains to be boarded down, snow to roll in and stars to ogle at. And I know none of it would mean as much if it wasn’t you who was sitting next to me,’ said Rich, as this had been the other reason he’d said ‘I love you’ at that moment. Rich grinned, mostly at the fact that he could say such stupidly romantic things and not be embarrassed. Well, not too embarrassed. He wouldn’t like anyone to overhear him, but he didn’t mind talking to Tash this way.

Tash moved a fraction closer to Rich, even though she was already squashed so close to him that her arm was numb. She wiggled her fingers to try to bring some feeling back into them. They both fell silent again and allowed the spell of one another’s company to weave its magic.

When Rich was sitting with Tash, Jayne didn’t intimidate him. Her silly half-threats on the slopes and her pathetic innuendos at dinner were forgotten.

‘Do you regret not going for the full flouncy dress and 100 guests?’ asked Rich.

‘Oh, yeah, clearly I’m gutted that right now I’m not spellchecking 100 order of service sheets and rowing with my mother about canapés.’

‘So, no regrets?’

‘None, other than I wish more people could have joined us. I wish Emma hadn’t broken her leg.’

‘Yes, poor thing. But I bet you’re glad that the gang came along after all, aren’t you? Their company adds to the celebration, don’t you think?’

Rich wasn’t even sure he believed this as he said it. Yes, it was fantastic that his gang was here. He’d had a brilliant day in the snow and, on the whole, he’d enjoyed the dinnertime
parler
, it was great fun catching up. But if they hadn’t been here, then Jayne wouldn’t be here either, and he wished more than anything that Jayne wasn’t here. She’d tried to play footsie with him throughout the meal. How pathetic was that? She was behaving like a floozie in a B-grade movie. At one point she’d slipped her foot out of her shoe and put her toes in his crotch. He’d nearly bit the bowl off his soup spoon. It wasn’t funny. He pushed her to the back of his mind and thought about his other mates.

‘They are great, aren’t they?’

Tash paused. She’d have liked to have been able to smile and reassure him with an ‘Absolutely’ because that was clearly what Rich wanted and expected to hear, but she was conscious that it would be a lie. It would be the first lie she’d ever told Rich. She stayed silent, hoping that he wasn’t really expecting an answer. For the first time she wondered if her absolute honesty policy was realistic. No secrets, no lies, just 100 per cent respect and honesty. What about tiny, little, feeling-saving white lies?

‘You
are
glad they are here, aren’t you?’ repeated Rich.

Tash kissed him and said, ‘I’m glad it’s made you happy.’ She busied herself with hunting for the flask of hot chocolate that the sleigh driver had thoughtfully supplied. She poured two large mugs, and handed one to Rich. Rich sipped the sweet, warm liquid. Fleetingly, Tash regretted that he wasn’t a woman. If he were a woman, such delicious hot chocolate would wipe away all other concerns.

‘Don’t you like my friends?’ he pursued.

‘You have a chocolate moustache.’ She moved to kiss it away, but Rich quickly rubbed the back of his hand over his mouth, depriving her of the pleasure.

‘So why don’t you like them?’ Was she avoiding answering the question?

‘I didn’t say that.’ She didn’t have to. He knew her well enough to know that she was always verbose in her praise. Her silence spoke volumes. Eventually Tash said, ‘I like Jason a lot. He’s great fun. Shallow, but a laugh.’

‘He’s not shallow. He’d fall on his sword for me.’

‘You don’t get much call for that nowadays, though, do you?’

‘You know what I mean.’

Tash conceded with a shrug. ‘I’m sure he would. I meant with women. He’s shallow with women. I have the impression he doesn’t treat them particularly well.’

Rich stopped himself from pointing out that few men did. Until Tash, he hadn’t treated women particularly well. He knew, however, that he wouldn’t score any Brownie points by highlighting that fact. Before he’d met Tash, people – his friends and family, and others – used to describe his life as shallow, too; he liked to think of it as simple. He ate when he wanted, he slept when he wanted and with whom he wanted, he farted when he wanted. He told lies if he needed to and if he thought he could get away with it. He didn’t tell lies if he had a chance of being caught out. He never overpromised, overcommitted or overexerted himself. He never promised women
anything
, not even breakfast. He was an extremely intelligent man who worked ruthlessly well in a ruthless world. He was happy with his uncomplicated life, where the only thing he ever felt was hot, cold or thirsty.

Tash. Tash changed everything. Suddenly he wanted that intimacy that everyone harped on about. Suddenly honesty and fidelity seemed like cool options. He didn’t want to tell any lies, not even little white ones. But that meant he had to re-evaluate his life because, frankly, it wouldn’t pass the Daz whiter-than-white challenge. He found himself ditching other birds. Jayne had been one of a number. He found himself turning down flirtatious suggestions and proposals. He found himself dating Tash exclusively. It wasn’t that Tash demanded this of him, she just deserved it.

Rich no longer thought that the perfect Saturday was a lazy morning asleep in bed, followed by an afternoon in front of the TV watching footie, and then going to pubs and clubs with his mates to pull anonymous girlies who gave good head. He no longer lingered in the office after hours because work was no longer the most important thing in his world. He didn’t look forward to international travel that took him to sleek boardrooms and exotic lap-dancing clubs. Rich soon found that the perfect Saturday was just hanging around with Tash. They went to the movies, ate out, ate in, and lazed in bed, and it made him so happy.

So happy.

All the stuff, all the stupid clichés, were true. Love did make you feel complete and important. It did drive meaning into a previously rather questionable existence. It did make you look at sticky kids and think (just for a fleeting second) ‘one day’. It did make the birds suddenly appear. For fuck’s sake.

Tash was so incredibly beautiful. Looking at her made many men’s trousers twitch. It was only when Rich’s heart began to tighten every time he laid eyes on her that he knew he was in trouble. She was thoughtful and thought-provoking. Sensual and sensible. Funny and so bloody serious.

‘Ted is deep. He treats women well,’ Rich observed.

‘Yes,’ agreed Tash. ‘He seems very sweet, and I’m glad you told me that he’s phenomenally intelligent because otherwise I’d have just thought he was phenomenally dull.’

‘Tash!’

Tash giggled. ‘Ted and Kate are lovely people, I’m sure. We just haven’t got that much in common. When I mentioned that my mum and dad had a Lowry on their dining-room wall, Ted assumed that I meant an original, not a print from Athena. The estate I came from was a sprawling housing estate; his estate has been in the family for generations. It just means we have different outlooks,’ she shrugged. She wanted to make her point, but she didn’t want to argue. She hoped Rich didn’t want to either. ‘I think Lloyd’s very interesting. I’d like to get to know him better.’

Lloyd? Spend more time with Lloyd? Why? He was drunken and morose, not at all good company. He could be, Rich knew that, but he wasn’t at the moment. What was she thinking of? As though Tash were reading his mind, she added, ‘I know he’s not too much fun at the moment, but –’

‘Mia is hilarious, though, isn’t she,’ interrupted Rich.

‘Hilarious,’ Tash deadpanned back.

‘You don’t like Mia?’ asked Rich, amazed.

‘No.’ She could not dress it up. She could not find a redeeming feature.

‘You don’t like Mia?’ repeated Rich, stunned.

‘What is there to like?’

Rich sighed, admitting that it was a mystery but not a calamity that Tash didn’t see eye to eye with all his buddies. She would. She’d grow to like them. Especially Mia. He was sure that one day Tash and Mia would be great friends. They’d swap recipes… Well, maybe not recipes, Tash didn’t like cooking. They’d swap gossip.

Rich held Tash’s face in his hands and stared into her eyes. They were the same big, blue smiling eyes that he had stared into for the best part of a year. There was no point in being upset that she hadn’t become bosom buddies with his pals yet. As if reading his mind, she leant in and kissed him. They kissed for ages, but they were wearing too many clothes to consider anything other than kissing, and the driver’s presence was not entirely forgotten. They finally stopped kissing and allowed themselves to be swallowed up by the splendour of the vista once again.

‘I feel like a teenager,’ whispered Rich. ‘I’d have loved to be your teenage boyfriend. I’d have loved to have spent hours in your bedroom, listening to Duran Duran and trying to persuade you to take your clothes off.’

‘You would have been sadly disappointed. I was very prudish,’ laughed Tash.

‘You wouldn’t have been if you’d met me,’ he assured her. ‘I’d have unlocked your chastity belt.’

‘Possibly, I feel like a teenager. When I’m with you my hormones go into battle with my common sense on a regular basis. That’s why I’ve often been late for work recently.’ It was true that there wasn’t really ever enough time for a quickie, but there was also never a possibility that Tash would turn down Rich.

‘Tash, it doesn’t matter, does it? Not really.’

‘What doesn’t matter?’

‘If you don’t instantly adore my friends. It doesn’t mean anything insurmountable, does it?’ Rich was at once stating his belief and at the same time looking for confirmation. He felt nervous. It was Jayne, bloody Jayne. She was blurring his vision. Not allowing him to think clearly. Was it important? Tash grinned and hugged him.

‘Not at all. I like you. Most of the time – except when you leave the loo seat up or put an empty milk carton back in the fridge,’ she joked. Clearly, she was trying to keep the conversation light. ‘I like Jayne. I’m glad she joined us. I’m glad you spent the afternoon with her. Did you get the chance to get to know her a bit?’

‘No. Not really. We just boarded. We didn’t talk much. Do you think these seats are hard?’ Rich shifted uncomfortably.

‘You should try to get to know her. You two have loads in common. She’s a Man City supporter, too.’

‘That’s bloody ridiculous. She and Ted were born in Suffolk. I bet she’s got City mixed up with United and is a faux football fan. She probably just fancies Beckham. I hate women who pretend to like football.’

Tash laughed. ‘You might have been born in Manchester City, but you only lived there until you were three.’

‘It counts,’ said Rich huffily.

‘She drinks Glenmorangie Black.’

‘Millions of people do.’

‘Her favourite city is New York, like ours.’

‘Everybody loves New York.’

‘She blades and boards, not to mention the fact that you work in the same building. Haven’t you ever come across her?’

‘Once or twice.’

‘And, this is the funniest coincidence, she likes to listen to Nina Simone when she’s making love, too.’

Rich froze. ‘How do you know that?’ Female intimacy scared Rich. Girls swapped their life histories and secrets as easily as blokes shared football results.

‘She told me when we were at the airport.’

The airport. Christ, what else would Jayne reveal by the time the week was up?