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He inhaled.

Or tried to.

He couldn't breathe. As promised, the Differnet video had taken his breath away. After a moment of panic, Hector killed the video.

“Phew,” he said on his first exhalation, which followed his deep and greedy inhalation the instant his breath was returned to him. “That was different.”

He saw another video, this time involving stunt jets, which promised to
make your jaw drop
.

Being a very slow learner, Hector clicked the image. His jaw did drop. Not to the floor, fortunately, or off his face. It just dropped to the point where anyone seeing his face would have no doubt that he was startled.

This is weird
, Hector thought as the video ended and his mandible ascended. He scrolled among the vast and various offerings on the Differnet.

What this toddler does will make you laugh so hard, you'll wet your pants!

“No thanks,” Hector said.

When you see the hilarious prank these students pull on their classmate, milk will shoot out of your nose
.

“Yeah, right,” Hector said. He clicked PLAY.

The stunt was hilarious.

Milk shot out of his nose.

Fortunately, he felt it coming and turned his head aside, so he didn't drench his keyboard.

He bypassed offers to roll on the floor, laugh a certain part of his body off, scream with delight, or gasp in amazement. Then, he saw a video of his favorite thing of all, a clip of skateboarding stunts.

Hector, who was in the habit of clicking on anything even marginally interesting without giving his actions too much thought, clicked PLAY while he was reading the caption:
This clip of two dudes jumping over moving cars on their skateboards will absolutely slay you
.

On-screen, the two dudes jumped. Offscreen, Hector was slain. Absolutely.

Hector's tragic death will literally make you cry oceans of tears. It will blow your mind. It will change your life forever. It will … Wait. No. It probably won't. Never mind.

 

HEALED

Nobody would tell me
what was wrong with me. I knew I was sick. My body ached like I'd been tackled by fifteen kids. Fifteen times. My head felt fuzzy. I didn't have any energy. I could barely get out of bed. I didn't even
want
to get out of bed. Mom took me to one doctor after another. They spewed big words at her, but not anything that I could figure out how to spell well enough so I could look it up on the Internet. No two of the doctors seemed to think I had the same thing.

Finally, Mom heard about Dr. Spavisker. “They call him the Miracle Man,” she told Dad. Her voice dropped lower when she spoke the last two words, as if they were some sort of sacred spell. She held up a magazine that had an article about him.

“I hope they're right,” Dad said.

“What's wrong with me?” I asked, for the thousandth time.

“Oh, nothing, sweetie,” Mom said, for the thousandth time. But she looked away when I tried to watch her face and find a clue in her eyes to the truth.

Dr. Spavisker had a clinic in Arizona, about 150 miles away from where we lived. My parents took me there the next day. It was a long drive, but I napped for most of it, so I didn't really notice the time passing.

They put me in a room with another kid. He looked really sick, like he could die at any moment. That scared me. I realized that was what I must look like. I mean, I saw myself in the mirror every day, but I don't think anyone really sees himself when he looks in a mirror. If something changes slowly, you might not even notice it at all. I checked around the room for a mirror, but didn't see one. I guess that was probably a good thing.

But I really wanted to find out if I looked as bad as the kid in the other bed. So I asked if I could use the bathroom.

“Of course, Donovan,” Mom said. “This is your room now. Until you get better.”

I went into the bathroom, closed the door, and tried to really see my face. I almost wish I hadn't. My goldfish died last year. Its eyes looked just like mine. Flat. Lifeless. I didn't want to stare at myself anymore. I went back to the room.

Dr. Spavisker had joined my parents. He was an old guy, with white hair on the sides of his head and thick glasses. “Ah, Donovan,” he said, holding out his hand, “I'm so glad you're here. Don't you worry. I'll see that your parents get back the son they thought they lost, as good as new. Better than new!”

He gave my shoulder a squeeze, then turned to my dad. “We'll start running our tests immediately. I'll keep the two of you informed at every step.”

Mom and Dad said good-bye, then headed off. Instead of saying anything to me, Dr. Spavisker went to the window and looked out. I guess he was watching them leave. They'd wanted to stay in a hotel nearby, so they could visit me, but they'd been told it was better to go home and wait. I could hear a car pulling away. After the sound faded, the doctor stepped back from the window and said, “Let's get started.”

I glanced down at my right arm. “Are you going to be taking a lot of blood?” I'd been stuck so many times, I was surprised I had any blood left.

“No, I don't need blood samples.” He reached into his shirt pocket and pulled out some sort of tube. He uncapped the tube and removed a stick. I saw it had a cotton swab at the end.

“Open wide,” he said.

I opened my mouth. I was so used to doing whatever the doctors told me, I would pretty much follow any order. Open wide, breathe in, spit out, swallow, look at the ceiling, and so on. He rubbed the swab against the inside of my cheek, then put it back in the tube and slipped it into his pocket.

“That's it?” I asked.

“That's it. All of our work is based on very sophisticated DNA testing and analysis.” He pointed to the bed. “Get comfortable. It will be at least a week or two before we have any results.”

A week or two?
I looked for some way to kill a bit of time. My roommate was sleeping. There was a bookcase next to my bed with a collection of paperbacks. There was also an old computer with some games. “Internet?” I asked.

“Sorry. We're too far from the city, and nobody is willing to run cable out here. There aren't any cell towers, and the mountains block the satellite signals. But most of our patients discover they don't really miss it after a day or two. We get a newspaper, so you can keep up with the world. And several magazines.”

“Well, that's great,” I muttered. I suspected I had a good chance of dying of boredom before the doctor figured out anything. I grabbed a book and plopped down on the bed.

The time did pass pretty painlessly, mostly because I slept a lot. The other kid, Bradley, didn't talk much. We said “Hi” to each other at one point. I might have said “Cool” when we saw an Apache helicopter fly past.

They always locked our door at night. I thought that was kind of weird. Then, on my fourth or fifth night, the guy who locks the doors got distracted and forgot to close ours.

I really didn't think there was anything to see. But I was bored. Night and day were all the same. I slept, I woke, I slept some more. So it wasn't surprising that I woke up in the middle of the night. I slipped out through the doorway, into the corridor.

I found there were five other rooms on the floor, each with two kids. There was one floor above me, and one below. I checked both. There were five more rooms above, with kids. There were offices and labs on the first floor. I also found a door to a basement.

It was creepy going down there, but I'd been sick for so long, I really didn't have enough energy for fear. At least, not until I got down there and saw the vats.

Yeah, vats.

They were big ones, twice the size of a bathtub, made of thick, clear glass, and filled with a pale-green liquid. They took up the whole basement.

Kids floated in them.

Not just any kids.

I saw myself. And I saw my roommate.

He was full size. I was smaller, though it was hard to tell how much. The glass and the liquid distorted the images. My fingers and toes didn't seem fully formed. But I could recognize my face.

I got out of there and hurried back to the room.

Clones
 … I thought. Dr. Spavisker wasn't healing anyone. He was growing clones. Growing them really quickly, somehow.

And then what?

He couldn't just hand a clone over to some parents and say, “Here's your kid, as good as new.” Not without doing something about the clone's mind.

Maybe he transplanted the brain.

I felt the skin of my skull shiver at that thought. Were brain transplants even possible?

All of a sudden, I really missed the Internet.

But forget brain transplants—cloning itself wasn't possible, as far as I knew. Not for a person. Definitely not for a person you could grow in a week or two. But there they'd been, right in front of me. Maybe a brain transplant was possible, too.

Or maybe Dr. Spavisker told the parents that the cure had caused brain damage.
Here's your son. Sorry he doesn't remember much. But at least he's healthy.

I slipped back to my room and sat in my bed, waiting for the sun to rise and hoping I'd wake up from this nightmare.

But morning came, and I had to face the truth that the vats hadn't been a dream. I looked over at Bradley. Based on the development of his clone, he'd be
cured
before me. I had to find out if he stayed the same.

“Good morning,” I said when he woke up.

“Morning, Donovan,” he said.

“I hate that name,” I said, using the lie I'd invented during the night. “My friends call me Chuck, because I used to throw up a lot.” I figured that would be easy to remember. “It started out as ‘Upchuck,' but got shortened to just plain old ‘Chuck.'”

“Morning, Chuck,” he said. “What's up?” He gave me a weak smile to show he was making a joke.

For the next two days, I talked to him often enough to reinforce that name. It was now in his mind—part of the data in his brain. To him, I was Chuck. If I managed to see him after he was
cured
, I'd be able to test his memory. And if his memory was intact, I could stop worrying and let my brain, or my memories, or whatever, be put in a healthy body.

I hoped it happened soon. I was getting weaker every day. On the third day after I'd become “Chuck,” I could hardly get out of bed. Bradley was even worse.

The next morning, they wheeled him out. Late that night, they brought him back in. He was asleep, or unconscious, but even so, I could tell he was healthier. His face wasn't that of a dying kid. His head was bandaged. I guess maybe, just maybe, they'd taken Bradley's brain from his sick body and put it in his clone's healthy body.

Bradley didn't wake until late the next morning. Right when he started to stir, my parents came into my room.

“We've found a better place for you,” my mom said. “A doctor who can fix you right away.”

“This is taking too long,” my dad said. “We don't think we can trust Dr. Spavisker. There's something creepy about this place.”

On the next bed, Bradley opened his eyes. He sat up like a kid who did fifty pushups and a hundred jumping jacks before breakfast. He looked like he could run a marathon.

“Bradley,” I said. “How do you feel?”

“Great,” he said.

“See,” I told my parents. “They fixed him. They'll fix me next.”

“They'll fix you right up, Chuck,” Bradley said. He laughed.

“Chuck?” Dad said. He and Mom exchanged looks. “Something must have happened to that poor boy's brain. Why is he calling Donovan ‘Chuck'?”

“Because Chuck throws up all the time,” Bradley said. He let out another laugh.

“Let's get you out of here,” Mom said. She ran to the closet where my clothes were. “There's no time to waste.”

“But…” I tried to argue. I tried to explain that Dr. Spavisker could fix me. I was too weak to put together more than a couple words. They took me away. We're driving to a new place. I hope that doctor can make clones fast. Real fast.

 

STUNT YOUR GROWTH

Ricky was running through
the mall at top speed when the mall cop made a grab for him.

“No running,” the mall cop shouted.

No contest,
Ricky thought. He dodged, twisted, stutter-stepped, and dashed away from the clutching hands, laughing. He put on an extra burst of speed, just to drive home the reality that he was uncatchable, then slowed his pace once he no longer heard the gasping, wheezing sounds of pursuit or the pathetic slap of clumsy footfalls against the mall's plastic fake wood floor.

He turned a corner by the pretzel shop and dropped down to a regular walk, scanning the windows of the sneaker store and pizza place as he headed for the exit.

“Hey, kid…”

Ricky nearly jumped out of his skin when he felt the tap on his shoulder. He looked back, ready to harness more energy and make a dash for the exit. But it wasn't a mall cop. It was a guy in a flashy Hawaiian shirt, with heavy gold chains around his neck, glittery rings on every single finger, and a pair of the latest sunglasses perched on his face.

“What?” Ricky asked. He didn't know much about jewelry, but the glittery stuff the guy had on looked pretty expensive, and the sunglasses were definitely the type that cost a fortune.

“Here.” The man handed Ricky a business card.

Ricky read the name, and then the title. Buster Grogan, Stunt Coordinator. He spoke the second part. “Stunt coordinator?”

The man nodded. “I'm in charge of stunts for movies. We're shooting one just outside of town. It's an action flick. I need a kid who can run and dodge, like you did back there. You're the perfect height and weight for the job.”

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