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Emma Keane —
A reluctant Payal who can split a man right down the middle with her bare hands. She is engaged to Votan (aka Guy Santiago) and really wants to kick the snot out of Tommaso, the man who betrayed her.

Father Xavier

Once a priest at the Vatican, Xavier is now the Uchben’s top scholar and historian. He has a thing for jogging suits, Tyra Banks, and Cimil.

Gabrán

One of the Uchben chiefs and a very close friend of the gods. The chiefs have been given the gods’ light and are immortal—a perk of the job.

Gabriela

Emma Keane’s grandmother and one of the original Payals. She now leads the Maaskab at the young age of eightysomething years old.

Helena Strauss

Once human, Helena is now a vampire and married to Niccolo DiConti. She has a half-vampire daughter, Matty, who is destined to marry Andrus’s son, according to Cimil.

Jess

Not telling.

Julie Trudeau

Penelope’s mother.

Niccolo Di Conti —
Ex-general of the Vampire Queen’s army. He is the interim vampire leader now that the queen is dead, because the army remained loyal to him. He is married to Helena Strauss and has a half-vampire daughter Matty—a wedding gift from Cimil.

Nick

(From Book 1, not to be confused with Kinich). Also not telling.

Penelope Trudeau

The woman Cimil approaches to be her brother’s surrogate.

Philippe

Roberto’s brother. An Ancient One.

Reyna

The dead vampire queen.

Roberto (Narmer)

Originally an Egyptian pharaoh, Narmer was one of the six Ancient Ones—the very first vampires. He eventually changed his name to Roberto and moved to Spain—something to do with one of Cimil’s little schemes. Rumor is, he wasn’t too happy about it.

Sentin —
One of Niccolo’s loyal vampire soldiers. Viktor turned him into a vampire after finding him in a ditch during WWII.

Tommaso

Oh boy. Where to start. Once an Uchben, Tommaso’s mind was poisoned with black jade. He tried to kill Emma. She’s not happy about that.

Viktor

Niccolo’s right hand and BFF. He’s approximately one thousand years old and originally a Viking. He’s big. He’s blond. He’s got the hots for some blond woman he’s dreamed of for the last five hundred years. He’s also Helena’s maker.

 

 

Which Gods didn’t Make the Cut?

 

 

 

Yes. It takes a lot to be a cover god for Mimi Jean. And while hundreds of men try out, only an elite handful make the cut. Don’t forget to check out the studs who didn’t make the final cover…

 

 

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BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME, BOYS!!

 

 

Contact Me Me Online

 

 

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About the Author

 

 

Before taking up a permanent residence in the San Francisco Bay Area, Mimi spent time living near NYC (became a shopaholic), in Mexico City (developed a taste for very spicy food), and Arizona (now hates jumping chollas but pines for sherbet sunsets). Her love of pre-Hispanic culture, big cities, and romance inspires her to write when she’s not busy with kids, hubby, work, and life…or getting sucked into a juicy novel.

She hopes that someday, leather pants for men will make a big comeback and that her writing might make you laugh when you need it most.

 

 

Cimil’s Pop Quiz Answers

 

 

1.  An ancient society of warriors and scholars who serve as the gods’ eyes, ears, and muscle.

A.  The Smurfs

B.  The were-Smurfs

C.  The Uchben

Answer: C.
Although the Uchben’s primary purpose is to serve as the gods’ mortal army, they are also very active in investment banking, philanthropy, and politics.

 

2.  A female descendant of the gods. Not immortal, but does carry the gods’ bloodline.

A.  Snooki

B.  Betty White

C.  A Payal

Answer:  C.
  A Payal is a firstborn child who is female, descended from the gods, and carries their DNA.

 

3.  An evil cult of dark priests, descending from the Maya.

A.  The Republican Party

B.  The Democratic Party

C.  The Maaskab

Answer:  C.
  The Maaskab are the powerful masters of the dark arts. Also, they do not believe in bathing and they cover themselves in their victim’s blood, which makes them extra scary.

 

4.  Evil vampires whose favorite flavor is innocence.

A.  The Obscuros

B.  The Osmonds

C.  The Osbournes

Answer:  A.
  The Obscuros are a group of evil vampires who dine on Forbiddens (innocent humans) and do not live by the laws of the Pact.

 

5.  Now that Chaam, the god of male virility is locked away, I lead the Maaskab army.

A.  The Dos Equis “The Most Interesting Man in the World”

B.  Kathy Griffin

C.  Gabriela, Emma Keane’s grandmother

Answer:  C.
  I really, really want the answer to be A, but it is Gabriela who is one of the original Payals, was captured by the Maaskab, and injected with black jade. Now she is one of the most evil humans on the planet. How ya like me now, kids?

 

6.  Mimi Jean’s favorite slang term for a man’s private part.

A.  Man-treat

B.  Man-sicle

C.  Man-fritters

Answer:  All of the above.

 

Go back to CONTENTS

 

Table of Contents

Praise for Mimi Jean’s Books

Other Best-selling Work by Mimi Jean

Dedication

Warning

Cimil’s Mandatory Pop Quiz

PROLOGUE

CHAPTER 1

CHAPTER 2

CHAPTER 3

CHAPTER 4

CHAPTER 5

CHAPTER 6

CHAPTER 7

CHAPTER 8

CHAPTER 9

CHAPTER 10

CHAPTER 11

CHAPTER 12

CHAPTER 13

CHAPTER 14

CHAPTER 15

CHAPTER 16

CHAPTER 17

CHAPTER 18

CHAPTER 19

CHAPTER 20

CHAPTER 21

CHAPTER 22

CHAPTER 23

CHAPTER 24

CHAPTER 25

CHAPTER 26

CHAPTER 27

CHAPTER 28

CHAPTER 29

CHAPTER 30

CHAPTER 31

CHAPTER 32

CHAPTER 33

CHAPTER 34

CHAPTER 35

CHAPTER 36

CHAPTER 37

CHAPTER 38

CHAPTER 39

CHAPTER 40

CHAPTER 41

Note from Mimi J

IN THE WORKS

Glossary

Character Definitions

Not the Gods

Which Gods didn’t Make the Cut?

Contact Me Me Online

About the Author

Cimil’s Pop Quiz Answers

Table of Contents

Praise for Mimi Jean’s Books

Other Best-selling Work by Mimi Jean

Dedication

Warning

Cimil’s Mandatory Pop Quiz

PROLOGUE

CHAPTER 1

CHAPTER 2

CHAPTER 3

CHAPTER 4

CHAPTER 5

CHAPTER 6

CHAPTER 7

CHAPTER 8

CHAPTER 9

CHAPTER 10

CHAPTER 11

CHAPTER 12

CHAPTER 13

CHAPTER 14

CHAPTER 15

CHAPTER 16

CHAPTER 17

CHAPTER 18

CHAPTER 19

CHAPTER 20

CHAPTER 21

CHAPTER 22

CHAPTER 23

CHAPTER 24

CHAPTER 25

CHAPTER 26

CHAPTER 27

CHAPTER 28

CHAPTER 29

CHAPTER 30

CHAPTER 31

CHAPTER 32

CHAPTER 33

CHAPTER 34

CHAPTER 35

CHAPTER 36

CHAPTER 37

CHAPTER 38

CHAPTER 39

CHAPTER 40

CHAPTER 41

Note from Mimi J

IN THE WORKS

Glossary

Character Definitions

Not the Gods

Which Gods didn’t Make the Cut?

Contact Me Me Online

About the Author

Cimil’s Pop Quiz Answers

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