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Authors: Gary Shteyngart

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ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

Writing a book is real hard and lonely, let me tell you. I am so grateful that I have a generous group of readers who lift up their red pens and challenge me to do better.

David Ebershoff’s editing of the many drafts of this book was truly heroic. Here is that rare find, an editor who is also a brilliant author, brimming with emotional intelligence and real love for our old dear friend, the sentence. Denise Shannon has been a great agent and terrific reader for over a decade, through tales of immigrant angst, fat gangster sons, and now this. Sara Holloway of
Granta
offered thoughtful advice carrier-pigeoned across the Atlantic. And any Random House author who has Jynne Martin on their case is lucky indeed.

I want to thank my research assistant, Alex Gilvarry, for helping me understand how science works. (Apparently we’re all made up of many cells.) He has helped me burrow into the works of two thinkers who have influenced this volume: Ray Kurzweil, author of, among many books,
The Singularity Is Near: When Humans Transcend Biology
and
Fantastic Voyage: Live Long Enough to Live Forever
, and Aubrey de Grey, author of
Ending Aging: The Rejuvenation Breakthrough That Could Reverse Human Aging in Our Lifetime
.

The American Academy in Berlin, the Civitella Ranieri Center in Umbria, Italy, and the Corporation of Yaddo have all given me splendid shelter and mouthwatering fare.

There are so many dear people who have gone through the numerous drafts of this book. I know I’m leaving out at least a half-dozen of them, but that’s only because my memory has taken a beating over the years. For everyone who has helped me with this book, please accept my love and gratitude. Among them: Elisa Albert, Doug Choi, Adrienne Day, Joshua Ferris, Rebecca Godfrey, David Grand, Cathy Park Hong, Gabe Hudson, Christine Suewon Lee, Paul LeFarge, Jynne Martin, Daniel Menaker, Alana Newhouse, Ed Park, Shilpa Prasad, Akhil Sharma, and John Wray.

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

G
ARY
S
HTEYNGART
was born in Leningrad in 1972 and came to the United States seven years later. His debut novel,
The Russian Debutante’s Handbook
, won the Stephen Crane Award for First Fiction and the National Jewish Book Award for Fiction. His second novel,
Absurdistan
, was named one of the 10 Best Books of the Year by
The New York Times Book Review
, as well as a best book of the year by
Time, The Washington Post Book World
, the
San Francisco Chronicle
, the
Chicago Tribune
, and many other publications. He has been selected as one of
Granta
’s Best Young American Novelists. His work has appeared in
The New Yorker, Esquire, GQ
, and
Travel + Leisure
and his books have been translated into more than twenty languages. He lives in New York City.

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Super Sad True Love Story
is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.

Copyright © 2010 by Gary Shteyngart

All rights reserved.

Published in the United States by Random House, an imprint of The Random House Publishing Group, a division of Random House, Inc., New York.

R
ANDOM
H
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LIBRARY OF CONGRESS CATALOGING-IN-PUBLICATION DATA
Shteyngart, Gary.
Super sad true love story : a novel / Gary Shteyngart.
p. cm.
eISBN: 978-0-679-60359-7
I. Title.
PS3619.H79S87 2010
813′.6—dc22     2009037971

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Table of Contents

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Title Page

Chapter 1 - Do Not Go Gentle

Chapter 2 - Sometimes Life is Suck

Chapter 3 - The Otter Strikes Back

Chapter 4 - The Only Man for Me

Chapter 5 - The Fallacy of Merely Existing

Chapter 6 - The Next Plane Home

Chapter 7 - RateMe Plus

Chapter 8 - Fire Up that Eggplant

Chapter 9 - Total Surrender

Chapter 10 - Something Nice is Growing Inside Me

Chapter 11 - The Nuclear Option

Chapter 12 - Temperance, Charity, Faith, Hope

Chapter 13 - Amy Greenberg’s “Muffintop Hour”

Chapter 14 - The Quiet American

Chapter 15 - The Sinners’ Crusade

Chapter 16 - I’ll Love him Even More

Chapter 17 - Anti-Inflammation

Chapter 18 - Old Man Spunkers

Chapter 19 - The Rupture

Chapter 20 - Security Situation In Progress

Chapter 21 - Dating Tips

Chapter 22 - Five-Jiao Men

Chapter 23 - Oh My God, I’m Such A Bad Girlfriend

Chapter 24 - Deaf Child Area

Chapter 25 - How Do We Tell Lenny?

Chapter 26 - Forever Young

Chapter 27 - Welcome Back, Pa’dner

Acknowledgments

About the Author

Copyright

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