Authors: Margaret Duffy
âReally?' said Elspeth. âWhat on earth did your father say?'
âI don't think I ought to tell you,' he said with a grin.
âMore tea?' Elspeth asked me, going a bit pink.
âTea and sand,' I murmured. âIn the garage. I took a sample. Plus a black Porsche. It's probably Teddy's.'
âMarjorie did say he had a good job,' Elspeth said eagerly.
âA pound to a penny he's just out of a US penitentiary,' I said. âHe's too thick to have a good job.'
Lynn was getting impatient. âThere were a couple of sample bags in one of your pockets but they were both unused. How many did you take with you?'
âI don't know,' I told her. âI just took some from Patrick's briefcase. They must have removed it.'
She was having great trouble staying polite. âSorry, I simply can't believe they'd take that â surely they wouldn't have had a clue what was in it â and leave behind your mobile and the revolver. Sorry again, Ingrid, but I honestly think you lost your temper with Brandon â he is a rather obnoxious old man â then had an idea about something else after they'd refused you entry, phoned Patrick and then set off to wherever you were headed and got knocked down. As Patrick says, the rest is hallucinations brought on by being hit by the car.'
âYou've only got to check the garages,' I said. âAnd find the stone I rolled back over the top of the metal spike that has the end of the rope tied to it.'
Patrick and Lynn exchanged glances and it was the kind of look that sent humiliation rolling over me in a clammy wave. This man of mine was now a policeman, I reminded myself again. Here was another person and the magic of our previous working relationship had gone.
Patrick brought the interview to a formal close, switched off the tape and there was a short silence.
âIngrid didn't previously know that the Brandons had a son,' Elspeth said defensively. âI never mentioned him to her until she spoke of him today.'
âHe might have answered the door when she got there,' Lynn said, rising to go. âThere's no knowing exactly what took place and we probably never will. Now, if you don't mind, I've still got work to do. Shall I take the recorder with me?' she finished by saying to Patrick.
When it had been handed over and she had gone Elspeth said to Patrick, âYou owe it to Ingrid to check up on some of the things she's said. Surely it isn't that difficult.'
âI'd need a search warrant for the garages,' Patrick said. âI don't think I'd get one. You have to have really good reasons, a certain amount of evidence, before they're issued.'
âBut can't you issue one yourself? I thought you were an acting superintendent.'
âI'm nevertheless a probationer and not permitted to do some things.'
Elspeth shot to her feet and made for the door. âThis doesn't sound like you talking at all.'
âIt isn't the same now, Elspeth,' I said, hating that I was responsible for something coming between them. âHe had carte blanche before.'
She turned and snapped, âWell, I suppose it all boils down to priorities and how much he wants the job.'
Patrick and I were left on our own and for several seconds neither of us spoke.
âWhat now?' I whispered.
He appeared to gather his thoughts. âLater on they're going to have a look at your wrist and if the swelling's gone down it'll be put in plaster. You're to have more blood tests to confirm you haven't suffered damage to your liver, spleen and things like that. If all's well you'll probably be home tomorrow morning.'
Which had not been the question I had asked and well he knew it.
By this time I was practically convinced that Lynn Outhwaite, in her blunt but well-meaning way, was right. It was a relief for it meant that I could go home, tell myself that I was made of unsuitable stuff for police work, carry on working on
A Man Called Celeste
and keep my nose right out of Patrick's new career. Nothing was actually lost, I told myself, the only resentful party being a miserable old devil who objected to being harangued by demented female novelists.
I was not resentful for, obviously, if I had been walking along the middle of the main road I deserved to be hit by a car. At this stage I was not really asking myself what I had been doing there if the Brandons had not been responsible, for if all the rest of what I had said was pie in the sky and no one was taking any notice it did not matter, did it? The only slightly worrying thing about it was that if one stuck to this theory, I had set off along the road
before
the car hit me and I should be able to remember, even in garbled fashion, what this fantastic lead was all about.
At ten the next morning Patrick collected me and I managed to get to the car, slowly and carefully, under my own steam. He was quiet and I assumed that his shoulder was still hurting. We made a good pair.
Never assume.
âWell, I broke all the rules,' he said when we were having coffee at the rectory, Elspeth and John out somewhere.
âWhat do you mean?'
âI applied for a search warrant, first to Carrick and then to Bromsgrove's boss â Bromsgrove was all for it by the way, he seems to have taken quite a shine to you â and was turned down, flat, by both of them on the grounds of lack of evidence. Apparently Brandon's now written to the Chief Constable. So last night I went down there anyway, had a look in the end garage, no car, broke into the third one along, no car, no sand or tea. Then I walked along the river bank behind the garages, just the same as you described. No stone, no metal spike, no rope, no sign of anything like that ever having existed there.'
I could only gaze at him, utterly appalled. âBut you could see where the grass was flattened where the stone had been rolled from the heap,' I said.
âIt was all flattened, as though a herd of cows had got in there.'
I gripped my hands together to try to stop them shaking.
âAnd of course I owned up,' Patrick went on. âI had to.' He paused. âI'm suspended, as of an hour ago.'
âI'm so terribly, terribly sorry,' I moaned, shaking like a whole forest of leaves by now.
He leaned over and kissed me. âBut I'm fairly convinced that what you can remember actually happened.'
âYou believe me!'
âIt was just the way you described. The big thistle, then, farther along I could see where your foot had slipped and you'd grabbed the handful of grass and the little tree. The place where the bank had all but gone. It's all there. You couldn't have dreamt that up.'
âI could still have gone along there and not found the gold.'
âYou said you'd broken two fingernails undoing the knots in the rope. Did you nibble off the broken bits and spit them out?'
âProbably.'
He produced a tiny plastic bag. âI didn't bother to show this to anyone at the nick but that is the rather violent orange varnish you've got on now, isn't it?'
âI can't understand how, even with a torch, you found these in the dark,' I said, looking at the minute scraps of fingernail.
âOne was on the wall and I spotted the other quite by chance. They reflected the light like ladybirds, only they're not around during the winter months.'
âBut you're suspended,' I agonized. âIt's all over.'
âNo, it's not. I'm going to nail these people who punched you in the face and hoped to kill you. Nail them to the wall.'
A
fter a hot bath heavily laced with some kind of ârural remedy' (Hinton Littlemoor is very keen on this sort of thing), one of several items intended for emergencies that Elspeth had procured for me from somewhere, and then taking two strong painkillers with a brew of special herbal tea from the same source I found that I could at least walk and not hobble. The plaster on my arm, just to the elbow and leaving my fingers and thumb free, was lightweight and there was no longer any need for a sling. I then lay down for a while with an icepack on my face, actually a bag of frozen peas, and when I looked again my swollen mouth was definitely less puffy. Nothing could be done about the contusion on my forehead and the black eyes but I've always thought it a waste of good steak anyway.
I had no idea what Patrick was doing, only aware that he had departed, driving with more speed than normal down the rectory drive. His shoulder must be better, either that or he was ignoring it.
Thought about cold-bloodedly, what had happened was inevitable; sooner or later the pair of us would have run head-on into officialdom and the perceived correct way of doing things. It was just as well, perhaps, that it had happened now. That is what probation periods are all about, I told myself. We would just have to write off the whole episode as experience: it was not as though Patrick had badgered the police to let him in.
Quite shortly afterwards he returned. âWe're leaving,' he said, finding me in the living room. âPlease start packing â I'll help you in a minute.'
He disappeared and I made my way out into the hall and surveyed the flight of stairs down which I had laboriously journeyed some two minutes earlier. Perhaps if I went up backwards on my bottom ⦠No, that was badly bruised too. I was still standing there, working out tactics, when a whirlwind arrived and I was borne aloft in a fireman's lift, this, I assumed, on account of the temporary weakness of one of his arms.
âYou weigh a bit more than you did on our wedding day,' he said, tipping me down, but reasonably gently, on to the bed.
âI felt one hell of lot randier than I do right now too,' I observed crossly. âWhat's the plan?'
âWe leave here making more noise than usual. Say cheerio loudly in the pub and things like that. Candidly mention that we're going home, as the police isn't for me. It also makes sense not to expose Mum and Dad to any more possible danger. I shall then take you home, but I'm going to come back tonight. Live rough, or at least undercover, and watch these characters at the mill. If â and I'm not for a moment saying you didn't find the ingots â if they still haven't recovered the gold themselves it's fairly certain they'll go looking for it. I shall be there too, shadowing them.'
âHoping they'll find it and you can alert Carrick?'
âYes, or incriminate themselves in some other way so I can fix it that they're arrested while, say, loading the stuff in the car. We still need hard evidence.'
âIf
only
I could remember what I did with it,' I fretted.
âHow did you manage to get the bag over the wall?'
âI just heaved it up and dropped it over, having checked that no one was around.' This took me by surprise, up until now everything I had done regarding the ingots had been a blank.
âAnd then what?'
âI climbed over by jamming a toe into a crevice.'
âGo on.'
âI think I can recollect picking up the bag again. It's a wonder I didn't put my back out, and then I sort of cuddled it to myself and started walking. I was really worried someone would see me.'
âDid you walk far?'
âToo far, my arms were killing me â they still are. But I don't know where I went. Sorry, it's all a fog.'
âWhat was going through your mind, though? Had you decided where you were going with the stuff when you left the mill?'
âNo, I don't think I decided in advance. I just walked until something presented itself.'
âDid you go across fields?'
âProbably not. I wouldn't have been able to manage fences and things like that.'
âI'll do a reconstruction if the Brandons don't show, try to follow in your footsteps from the garages utilizing a lot of guesswork. Tonight, when I return.'
âIt would be far more useful if I could be here too. Then it might all come back to me.'
âI agree, but there's no time to wait for you to recover a bit. I dare not leave it any longer or they might search the village from end to end, find what they're looking for and get away.'
âThey could have already done so.'
âNo, they're still there. I managed to climb a fir tree across the field behind the mill just now and had a good look at the place through binoculars. I could only see Mr and Mrs, though, no Teddy.'
âHe went off in the car, perhaps.'
âHe'll be back â he'll be the one poking around in hedges.'
âThis is all supposing that they're sure it was me who went off with it.'
âIt's a straw they'll clutch at â it's all they have.'
âIf you don't mind I'd prefer to stay with you.'
âBut, woman, you can hardly move!'
âI'll be all right, I'll take the pills I was given.'
He surveyed me dubiously.
âThe last assignment,' I said.
âOK, please yourself. I'll go and buy you a jerry-can of tonic wine as a bracer.'
I ended up relying on another item in the rural remedies kit, an âEssence of Flowers' that apparently the President of the Mothers' Union swore by when she took her fox terriers to Crufts. Whether she gave it to the dogs or drank it herself I never discovered.
We departed about three-quarters of an hour later, without even telling John and Elspeth that we were not actually leaving the district. We told them no lies either, Patrick emptying his wallet of cash and leaving it on the kitchen table, as he usually does after a visit, and promising to return in a few days. Elspeth did not ask any questions and diplomatically made no comments but I knew she was very disappointed by the suspension. She might have been feeling guilty after egging him on.
From MI5 days there was still the bag in the car packed with changes of dark, practical outer clothing; thick, warm tracksuits that fitted either of us, underwear, a first-aid kit, this more comprehensive than another in the glove compartment, washing gear and emergency rations. We also carried the usual waterproofs and boots.