Authors: Larry McMurtry
The cowboy named Frank managed to get to his feet, though he was still distinctly wobbly.
“Justice?” he said. “You expect justice from an Earp?”
Then he staggered off, holding his bleeding head.
“Frank McLaury is a stagecoach robber and a cattle rustler and so is his brother Tom,” Wyatt declared. He stuck his big pistol back in his belt. “And so are the goddamn Clantons and some others. Any whacking they get is well deserved.”
“Cattle rustling?” I said, in surprise. “All we've seen for the last fifty miles are rocks and rattlesnakes. Where would a cow find anything to grass on, in this desert?”
I was to learn that there were plenty of cattle in the area, and abundant grazing near the Mexican border, but I didn't learn any of this from Wyatt Earp, who sneered at me unpleasantly.
“You ought to have married Virgil when you had the chance,” he said. “Now he's married, and so is Morgan. And I'll thank you to leave Warren alone. The last thing that boy needs is a bossy wife.”
“You are remarkably rude, Mr. Earp,” I told himâthen I rode on down the street to the office of the
Tombstone Turret,
a three-room house in which a lot of ink got splashed. But Zenas, who was not ink-free himself, came running out and gave me a big kiss. Jakey and Sam, who evidently didn't care for the sight of people kissing, wandered off to wet their whistles. Both had been excited by the abundance of saloonsâindeed, so far as I could see, except for a small photography shop, a gun shop, and a general store, there was nothing much in Tombstone but saloons. The four hotels themselves were mainly just saloons with a few bedrooms attached.
“I just saw Wyatt Earp pistol-whip a fellow he claimed was a stage robber and cattle rustler,” I told my inky lover.
Zenas just grinned.
“Stage robbers abound,” he said, “and there's no shortage of cattle rustlers either.”
While Zenas was stabling my pacer at a big livery stable called the O.K. Corral, I set about getting my kit off our pack mule. It was really a job for Jakey and Sam, but they had been polite and put up with my
sulks and rampages all the way from the muddy Cimarron River to the dusty San Pedro, so I decided to leave them to their carousingâthey'd earned it.
The muleâit was our same old Percy, no longer a youthâtried my patience but I finally got the kit off and Zenas showed up and helped me get it out of the street. Before we could get it inside we heard a general yelling from the direction of the Alhambra Hotel, about a block away.
This time it was Virgil Earp who was doing the whackingâhis victim attempted to hit Virgil with a rifle barrel but Virgil was the more experienced pistol-whipper. He soon gained control of the rifle himself and whacked the young victim yet again with the barrel of his big pistol, which ended the fight. Virgil collared the fellow he was struggling with and dragged him off toward the jail.
“That unfortunate is Ike Clanton,” Zenas informed me. “The Earps and the Clantons are bitter enemies.”
“I doubt that the Earps have any other kind of enemies,” I surmised.
“Virgil's the town's marshal,” Zenas informed me. “He has three deputies but he only uses them to herd in the drunks. If there's serious fighting to be done he calls in his brothers, or else Doc Holliday.”
I had read that Doc Holliday had been a dentist down in Texas or somewhere, but I didn't keep up with outlaws unless they tried to rob me, as Jesse James had, so I knew few particulars about Mr. Holliday and for the moment didn't care to learn more.
But I had come to Tombstone to be a reporter for the
Turret,
and also to spend some time with Zenas in what Jesse Morlacchi called “the beds.”
“I've been here twenty minutes and seen two men arrested, both by Earps,” I mentioned.
Zenas didn't commentâhe had tried to lift my trunk, which was as heavy as if it had been filled with cannonballs. I had to help him wrestle it through the door and back to our room.
“How much of a crime needs to be committed before you want me to report on it?” I asked. I had been mostly bored by my ride across country and was eager to get to work. I think it irked Zenas a little that I was so businesslike. He wanted me to organize his office and help
keep him solvent, but he also wanted me to drop everything and flirt with him when he felt like flirting.
“Couldn't we just do it before we get into the business problems?” he asked.
I suppose I had been slow to notice that he had a certain look in his eye and a certain bulge in his trousers.
“Well, aren't you the bold one,” I said, giving his stiffie a squeeze. “I suppose we do have a little catching up to do.”
The back room was the bedroom, where we did a little hasty copulating. If anything, I was impatient. I had just arrived in Tombstone and my businesslike nature would assert itself.
“There you are, my sweet,” I said brusquely, when Zenas spunked.
What I really wanted to do was get out in the street and find out what was really going on between the rustlersâif they were rustlersâand the Earps. It could be my first story for the
Tombstone Turret.
A
N HOUR OR
two later in the day I was standing in the front room of the
Turret
when Ike Clanton, the accused rustler that Virgil Earp had pistol-whipped and jailed, came wobbling down the street toward the O.K. Corral. Since he had to pass right in front of our office I decided to step out and make his acquaintance. Rascal and rustler though he may have been, I mainly liked Ike Clanton and mostly got along with him well.
He even looked glad to see me when I stepped out and introduced myself.
“Why hello, Miss Courtrightâgot any cocaine?” he inquired. The sun was bright in the streetâIke had to squint to make me out. Actually we did have a bit of cocaine in the officeâmixed with cool water it made a good headache remedy. I supposed, from the lump on his temple, that Ike Clanton had a headache.
“I believe we doâcome on in,” I said, leading Ike into our inky domicile.
The ink put him off a littleâI suppose he was a bit of a dandy.
“A man could easily get smudged in a place like this,” he commented. Zenas chuckled.
“I'm the new reporter for the paper, as well as being Mr. Clark's fiancé,” I informed him. “What did you do to cause Marshal Earp to whack you with that pistol?”
Ike gave a bitter laugh and swigged down a glass of well water with a little cocaine in it.
“I complained about that damn Wyatt beating up my friend Frank McLaury for no reason at all,” he said. “But even if I hadn't complained Virgil would have whacked me anyway. Just walking freely in the street
is crime enough for the Earps, whom I don't suppose you've met.”
“Oh, I met the lot of them in Dodge City years ago,” I told him. “Mainly I find them coarse, though I exempt Warren from that judgment.”
“You're a kind little lady or you'd call them worse than that,” Ike said.
“I used to run the telegraph office in a place called Rita BlancaâI doubt you would have heard of it,” I volunteered.
“Oh, I've heard of it,” Ike said. “That's where some lucky deputy laid out the whole Yazee gang, if I'm not mistaken.”
“You're not mistakenâmy brother was the deputy.”
“I wish he were here, then,” Ike said. “I'd have him go shoot every last Earp except Warren.
“Though if Warren should get in the way I can't promise much,” he added.
I got my reporter's twitch when he said that.
“Are you suggesting there's going to be a battle, Mr. Clanton?” I asked.
“Not if they don't crowd us,” he said. “If the Earps will let us be I imagine we'll just go home.”
“Who's us?”
“Why, the Cowboys,” he explained. “Myself and my younger brother Billy, and Frank and Tom McLaury, and one or two other fellows who might want to get in with us.
“The Earps just better leave us alone,” Ike added.
Then he thanked me politely for the headache remedy and went on up the street toward the O.K. Corral.
Zenas was quick to explain that the Cowboys, capital
C,
were just a loose gang of border ruffians who robbed stages and rustled Mexican cattle and generally made themselves a nuisance, not only to the Earps but to pretty much anyone who happened to be traveling in the region between Tombstone and the border.
I gave it all some thought.
“This place is shaping up to be wilder than Dodge City, or Rita Blanca either,” I told him.
“It's a lot wilder,” he admitted. “Hardly a day goes by without a shooting or two, and some of the time it's the Earps who start the gunplay.”
“Does the place have a coroner?” I wondered. “I like to be precise when I file my reports.”
“We have a coroner and a judge and a magistrate,” Zenas assured me.
“Do you think the Cowboys really mean to fight it out with the Earps anytime soon?”
Zenas just shrugged.
“It all depends on the moods,” he said.
“Moods?”
“The Earps' moodâthe Cowboys' mood.
“Maybe the Cowboys will just get on their horses and go home,” Zenas said. “If they'll just ride off I expect the Earps will let them go.”
I peeked out the window, cautiously. If hot lead started flying I wanted to be in a position to dodge it.
Down at the Earps' end of the street I didn't see a soul stirring; but I looked the other way and saw five men milling around in the general vicinity of the O.K. Corral. The man Wyatt had beaten was standing by a horse, but no one seemed to be in any hurry to depart.
In fact Ike Clanton seemed to be riled up. I couldn't hear what he was saying, but he was gesticulating angrily. Then the whole group ambled across the street and disappearedâthey were on the other side of the photography shop, which I had not yet had time to visit.
“Since you spoke of moods, I might just mention mine,” I told Zenas. “Mine's what you might call a nervous mood.”
Then I looked down the street toward the jail again and nearly jumped out of my skin, because in the street that had been empty a moment earlier, here came the Earps, plus a skinny stranger that I suppose must have been Doc Holliday. They were all wearing dingy black coats. Wyatt and Morgan had big pistols in their hands. Virgil Earp held a walking stick. It was windy enough that Doc Holliday had to keep adjusting his coat, under which I thought I saw a shotgun.
“Zenas, the Earps are comingâdo you think we ought to warn the Cowboys?” I asked.
Zenas ran to the window, took one look, and pulled down the shade.
“This office just closed,” he said. “Let's hide under the desk.”
O
F COURSE, ZENAS
had done the prudent thingâpulled down the shades, locked the door. But my reporter's temper was upâI could not bring myself to crouch under a desk at such a time. From deep in my memory rose once again the charge of the Yazee gangâall I could think of was to get out in the street and rescue my brother.
To Zenas's dismay I unlocked the door and dashed outâI even took my tablet, which would be a poor weapon if I were challenged.
The Earps had come level with where I stood. The Earps ignored me, though Doc Holliday gave me a quick glance. Just then a short man wearing a badge came out and tried to stop the Earps' advanceâbut they hardly paused.
“That's the county sheriff,” Zenas explained. He had popped out behind me, hoping to drag me to cover.
“I don't think they listened to him,” I said. Then I noticed that Zenas and I were hardly the only solid citizens in the street. The photographer, Camillus Fry, whom I had not yet met, was standing there with a black cloth over his armâI suppose he had been making a picture when he sensed the menace. More than a dozen other citizens were just standing in the street gaping; they had blank, trapped looks on their facesâall of them were mobile, and yet they didn't flee. I had seen that look before, in Rita Blanca, when a cyclone was bearing down on the townâwe all knew we ought to run and hide, and do it quick, and yet we didn't move. Fortunately the cyclone just missed us.
The Earps, with Doc Holliday on their right flank, continued their advance, despite the fact that they had no accurate notion of where the Cowboys had gone. The Cowboys' mood or rationale I can only guess at. They were somewhere on the other side of the photography shop,
perhaps feeling muddled, with no clear notion of what ought to happen next. They may well have all been outlawsâbut were they fighting men? The Earps, of course, were fighting men and not much else. If gunplay should begin, it was highly likely that there would be fewer Cowboys when it ended.
“Nellie, bullets are going to fly,” Zenas warned. “We ought to get behind that wagon if you won't hide under the desk.”
He was dead right, of course, but I was too stubborn, or maybe too curious to consider anything of the sort. I wanted to see the fight, if there was one; and I wanted to be the first one to write it up, as I had written up the Yazee charge in my
Banditti
book.
I didn't have long to waitâsuddenly the Earps and the Cowboys bumbled into one another. The latter had been ambling out toward the street, not really expecting it to be so full of Earps.
Probably the Earps supposed that they could easily stare down the Cowboys, as they had stared down so many of their kind. But this time, the two groups were too close together for the staring down to take effect.
“You're all under arrest!” Virgil said loudly, at which point Frank McLaury made a motion in the direction of his gun but didn't really pull it.
“Hold on now, I don't want this!” Virgil Earp saidâbut whether he wanted it or not, he had waited too long to stop it, because two gunshots rang out almost as one.