Ten Years in the Tub (57 page)

Oh, but what do any of these things matter? Is it really possible that Mötley Crüe have destroyed all the literature in the world, everything that came before them, and everything written since? I rather fear it is. Please don't go looking for that magnifying glass. Save yourself while there's still time.

May 2006

BOOKS BOUGHT
:

     
  
We're All in This Together
—Owen King

     
  
Funny Little Monkey
—Andrew Auseon

     
  
The March
—E. L. Doctorow

     
  
A Man Without a Country
—Kurt Vonnegut

BOOKS READ
:

     
  
Persepolis
—Marjane Satrapi

     
  
Persepolis 2
—Marjane Satrapi

     
  
Moondust
—Andrew Smith