THAT MAN 4 (The Wedding Story-Part 1) (9 page)

“Hi, Mom,” said Blake, embracing her.

“Hello, darling. And hello, Jennifer,” she added while Blake pulled out a chair for me. He then sat down next to me. A waiter came by with menus and told us about the specials. The poached salmon sounded good.

“I had a wonderful match with Lenore Waxman. I won both sets. Six-three.”

“That’s great, Mom,” Blake said, studying the menu.

“She’s so excited about the wedding. She even postponed her trip around the world to attend it.”

Not wasting a second, Blake closed the menu. “Mom, Jen and I are having some issues with the wedding.”

Helen’s eyes grew wide. Like Enid, she couldn’t lift or knit her eyebrows together. They probably went to the same skin doctor for Botox.

“I’m surprised to hear that. I just spoke to Enid who told me things are going swimmingly. No pun intended. The underwater theme is divine.”

I built up the courage to open my mouth. “I mean, it’s very creative and everything, but I’d like something simpler and more understated.”

Helen fluttered her eyelids as if she’d just heard her best friend had died.

Blake came to my rescue. “Mom, this is Jen’s special day. She should have the wedding she wants.”

“Blake, darling, it’s a little too late. Jennifer should have spoken up.”

Yeah, right. Dragon lady would have fried my ass.

Helen continued. “With the wedding less than two months away, Enid is moving at a very rapid pace. She’s already started to design the invitations—the idea of encrusting them with pearls and delivering them in simulated seashells is positively divine—and she’s ordered bolts of coral Thai silk for the tablecloths and tent draping from her vendor in Bangkok. And what do you think of this? She’s lined up the U.S. Olympic Synchronized Swim Team to perform in our pool while our guests enjoy pre-wedding hors d’oeuvres and oyster shooters.”

Blake and I shot each other an oh-my-God look. I was only kidding when I mentioned that possibility. A sinking feeling settled in. I was swimming up a stream without a paddle. No laughs. No pun intended.

Blake tried to reason with her again. “But Mom—”

I cut him off. It just wasn’t worth it to create friction with his mother. I got it. Helen’s way. Or no way. Things could get ugly quickly.

“Blake, we’ll work with the theme. The wedding will be wonderful.”

Helen flashed a smile. “Dear, it’s going to be the wedding of the century. Generations will talk about it in years to come. I’ve lived for this day. My little boy’s wedding.”

Blake flushed while I forced a smile back at her. There was still one other big issue.

Blake read my mind. “We have one other issue.”

“And that might be…?”

“Kat.” Just the mention of her name on his lips made my blood boil.

“What about her?”

“She’s assisting her mother with the wedding plans. She’s Jen’s point person.”

“Excellent. Enid could use some help. She’s juggling so many events at once, including two I’m co-chairing in January.”

Blake held his ground without getting into explicit details. “She’s making Jennifer very uncomfortable. You know we have a history.”

Helen flinched and then dismissively waved her bony, perfectly manicured hand. “Darling, let’s not go there. That was ages ago. High school. I think it’s wonderful she’s following in her mother’s footsteps. God knows, this town will need another Enid once she retires.”

Our waiter returned to our table with a bucket of champagne. He set down three fluted glasses and then poured some into each.

“Children, let’s end this discussion and toast.” She lifted her champagne glass. “To the wedding of the century.”

Reluctantly, Blake and I raised our flutes and clinked them against hers.

Blake’s mother had defeated us in our verbal tennis match.

*

“Well, that didn’t go well,” I said as Blake drove out of the club.

“It went well for my mother,” he replied.

“Is she always like that?”

“Yes. Welcome to my world.”

I’d spent some time with Blake’s mother over the last few months at Shabbat dinners and a few events, but I actually hadn’t gotten to know her.

“She’s very set in her ways,” Blake added.

“And your father puts up with her?”

“He more than puts up with her. He worships her. She’s like a piece of jewelry. They have the perfect marriage.”

“Elaborate,” I said as we zipped down La Cienega. I wanted to know what he meant by the “perfect marriage.”

“It’s simple. Their roles are clearly designated. He’s the king and the provider. She’s the queen who makes him dazzle.”

I deconstructed his words. What he said was true. I’d been to their home countless times and to several of Helen’s events. She made everything beautiful. Including her husband. A shudder of self-doubt ran through me.

“Blake, I can’t be that to you. I don’t know how. Plus, I have a career I’m not giving up.”

As we cruised down the busy thoroughfare, Blake was pensive. Finally, he responded. “Tiger, you’re more to me than a piece of jewelry.
You’re
my shining star.”

I looked his way. Our eyes met briefly and then his returned to the road.

The words of his “poem” vaguely whirled around my head. “What do you mean?”

“You light up my life.”

“I do?”

“Totally. You give me direction when I’m lost. You set me straight when I stray. And you take me places no one else can.”

Tiger, tiger, burning bright
. Oh, Blake!” His heartfelt words tugged at my heartstrings and sent a stream of tingles through me from my head to my toes. I had the burning urge to ask him to pull over and fuck him right in his car when I realized we had turned onto the 10 Freeway heading east.

“Blake, what’s going on? Where are we going?”

“Vegas. My grandma was right. Let’s elope.”

Shock bolted through me like lightning. “Blake, that’s crazy!”

“Jen, all I want is to marry you and for you to be happy. I don’t need my mother’s over-the-top wedding. I just need you.”

My emotions swirling, I digested his words as he continued.

“We can get married at the Hard Rock. That place has meaning.”

Indeed it did. It’s where I totally fell in love with Blake Burns after a weekend of working, gambling, and dancing in his arms to Roberta Flack’s “The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face.” Every moment of that unforgettable weekend danced in my head.

“We’ll get one of those Elvis impersonators to officiate,” he said, cutting into my delicious memories and bringing me back to the moment. Reality set in.

“Blake, we can’t do that. It would upset your mother and break my mother’s heart as well as my dad’s. My parents have lived to see me get married. And it would break
my
heart if they weren’t at our wedding.”

It was Blake’s turn to think about my words. “I guess you’re right,” he mumbled, preparing to turn off the next exit.

As much as I loved him for caring so much about my happiness, I was glad he hadn’t lost his mind and pursued the Vegas idea. Eager to get back to the office, I got another surprise when he made an unexpected screeching turn into the parking lot of one of those roadside motels. The turn was so sharp my head swung out the window.

“Sheesh, Blake. You practically gave me whiplash.”

“Sorry, baby. Between work and this wedding, I’m just really stressed out.” He pulled the car into an available parking spot.

“Why are we stopping here?”

“Because there’s a vacancy. And I need to de-stress and fuck your brains out. And fuck myself senseless.”

Oh.

Blake

T
en minutes later Jen and I were checked into Room 202. Trust me, with its cheap brown wood furniture, dingy floral bedspread and curtains, and worn out pea-green carpet, it was no suite at The Beverly Hills Hotel. But something about it made me fucking horny as hell.

I plopped down on the edge of the rickety wood-frame bed while wide-eyed Jen explored her surroundings. God, she was adorable.

“Blake, they have free SIN-TV here,” she pointed out.

I wasn’t going to need any porn. Just my tiger. “Baby, I want you to strip for me. Like a strip teaser.”

Jen raised her brows and then quirked a sexy little smile. “Really? Are you going to compensate me?”

“Oh yeah, I’m going to compensate you big time.”

“Some music would be good,” she replied with a wink.

To get her in to the mood, I pulled out my phone and searched my iTunes app. “Bang Bang” fit the bill. My tiger loved this song.

Strutting around the bed, she began to undress. My eyes stayed riveted on her slender figure as she slowly and sensuously unbuttoned her silk blouse, taunting and teasing me. The temperature in the room was rising by the minute. Hot damn. I loosened my tie and opened up my shirt. I was unwinding, but my dick was winding up. Way up.

“Bang, bang,” Jen mouthed, her voice all breathy, as she sensuously slipped the blouse off her shoulders, whirled it around above her head, and tossed it to me. It was an easy catch. I kept it in my lap as I watched her massage her lace-encased pert breasts; her full lips parted in a sexy pout. God, she was good, totally getting into it. I knew from the day she stepped into my office and pretended to have a major orgasm there was more to this sweet little Midwestern girl than met the eyes. Yeah, I needed a good girl to blow my mind.

Thinking her bra would go next, she surprised me by taking off her pencil skirt, slipping it seductively down her hips. She gracefully stepped out if and stood before me in just her lace bra and panties and her heels. She splayed her fingers on her hips and gyrated. Bang, bang went my heart. Bang, bang went my cock. Mr. Burns was totally enjoying the show. Then she did something that totally drove my cock crazy. She pulled the elastic out of her hair and her perennial ponytail fell loose, her soft dark waves cascading over her shoulder like a sexy cape. She flung her head forward, her locks falling over her tits, and then flung it back, raking her fingers through her mane while she licked her upper lip with her talented tongue. Man, this show kept getting better and better. My cock was raging.

“Do you like what you’ve seen so far, Mr. Burns?” she purred.

“Come here, tiger,” I growled, crooking my index finger. She sashayed up to me until she was standing between my spread legs. I dipped my hand into my pocket and pulled out a crisp one hundred dollar bill. I slipped the bill into her soaked panties, brushing my fingertips along her hot wet folds.

She shot me a satisfied, seductive smile and proceeded to expertly unhook her lacy bra. It slithered down her arms and, in the blink of an eye, it was sitting in my lap.

I studied her. Oh my sexy tiger—clad only in her scrap of lace panties and her heels. I inhaled. Mmmm. She already smelled of sex. So fucking intoxicating. On my next heated breath, I shoved her bikinis down and buried my face in her pussy.

I couldn’t get enough of her. I licked, sucked, flicked, and circled. She tasted as good as she smelled. So sweet. So fucking sweet.

I planted my hands on her hips, and she gripped my shoulders as she let out moans. Rocking into me, she was enjoying every minute of this game as much as I was.

“Oh, Blake,” she panted out. “You’re going to make me come.”

Not the time to stop my ministrations. That was the point. I wanted to give my tiger a mind-boggling orgasm and feel her pussy throb all around my tongue. I darted my tongue into her pussy while my right hand moved to her clit and took over.

“Oh God, Blake!” she shrieked.

Just hearing her say my name sent me orbiting. How the words of only one woman could send me flying into outer space. With a pinch of her clit, I sent her over the moon. As she came, she roared my name, and I looked up just in time to see the rapture on her face. Man, what a fucking beautiful sight!

Now it was my turn. Though she had barely recovered from her mega-orgasm, I flung her onto the bed. She was so spent she didn’t resist. I frantically pulled down my pants and briefs and then mounted her. The bed made a strange creak.

Spreading her beneath me, I tore off her panties and plunged my hungry cock deep inside her entrance. Dripping wet, she didn’t even yelp. I began to pound her. I mean
really
pound her.

Having one of those expensive memory foam mattresses at home, I wasn’t prepared for this thrill ride. Man. Sex on this decrepit spring mattress was fucking unbelievable. The bounce was practically sending me flying, and I didn’t have to work hard at pumping away. I don’t know what was louder—the sound of our harsh pants, the rattling of the swaying bed, or the creaks of the ratty mattress. And I seriously wasn’t sure which would last longer—the mattress or me.

Jen was thinking the same thing. Between pants of ecstasy, she breathed out, “Blake, I think we’re going to break the bed.”

Bang, bang. I didn’t give a flying fuck. If the damn bed went down, we were going down with it. I picked up my pace, ramming ruthlessly into her at full throttle. What a cacophony of sounds—my body slamming against hers, our harsh breaths mingling with grunts and groans, and that damn boing-boing of the cheapo mattress springs.