Read The Accidental Vampire Online
Authors: Lynsay Sands
Anything told to her then had gone out the window. Her mind had been wholly on food at that point. She glanced from man to man. "How old are you?"
The others all looked to Victor in question. When he shrugged, Edward cleared his throat, drawing her gaze. "I was born in 1004."
While Elvi was sucking in her breath over this, Harper leaned forward and offered, "I was born in 1282."
"Me, I was born in 1794," Alessandro announced. When she glanced his way, he grinned and added, "I am the youngest."
"The youngest?" Elvi murmured faintly. The room suddenly seemed to be spinning. Or perhaps it was her head.
"Actually, DJ is just over a hundred. He's the youngest," Edward corrected him.
Alessandro shrugged. "
Si
. But he is not here right now."
"Yes," Edward conceded, then announced out of the blue, "Victor is the oldest."
Elvi's mind wobbled to a stop and she turned a look full of horror on the British man. "Older than
you
?"
Edward smiled at her expression and nodded.
Elvi turned slowly to peer at Victor. He didn't look a day over thirty and could have passed for twenty-five, but they were telling her he was more than a thousand years old.
Victor shifted under her glance, looking embarrassed and uncomfortable, then muttered, "230."
"That's the year he was born, not his age," Edward explained helpfully.
"230?" Elvi asked with incomprehension. "But that would make you"—she paused to do the math then said—"one thousand, seven hundred and seventy-seven years old?"
Victor pursed his lips and shook his head, but before he could answer, Edward said, "I'm afraid not. Victor was born in 230 B.C."
"BC," Elvi echoed, blinking rapidly as her head began to spin again. "Before Christ… Oh my," she murmured and began to slide down her seat.
"I think she's waking up."
Elvi fought off the last of sleep's cobwebs at what she felt sure was Harper's voice. The next one was definitely Edward's as he muttered a grim, "Hmm. Finally."
Blinking her eyes open, she found herself staring up at the four men. They all had identical expressions of worry on their faces as they bent over her.
"You're awake," Victor said with relief. "You've been out so long we were starting to worry. Are you all right?"
"What happened?" Elvi murmured with confusion.
"You fainted." Edward announced. "A very Victorian thing to do, if I may say so."
Elvi scowled. "I never faint."
"Apparently you do now," he pointed out.
"How much blood have you had over the last twenty-four hours?" Victor asked.
"One bag last night and the one before breakfast," she murmured, pushing herself up to sit upright. The men backed off a bit to allow her to lean back against the arm of the couch and Elvi glanced around to see that they'd moved her to the couch in the big living room while she was unconscious.
"One yesterday and one this evening?" Victor asked with irritation. "No wonder you fainted. You should have at least two or three bags a day. You'll be sorry if you try going without."
"Yes, I know." Elvi had tried to resist blood when she'd first been turned and had given that up in a hurry when the pain had claimed her. If she didn't eat enough, it physically hurt. In fact, now that she thought about it, the tummy upset and headache she'd been suffering last night had probably been due to not having enough blood rather than being due to the food she'd consumed. Both symptoms had been worse this morning, but had eased the moment she'd consumed the bag of blood. Another bag or two and they'd probably disappear altogether.
"I—" Elvi paused as Victor suddenly stood and moved out of the room. She stared after him with surprise, then swung her feet to the floor and cautiously stood up, waving off the other three men when they reached out to steady her. She was still a bit wobbly, but suspected it had as much to do with what she'd learned earlier about these men as any lack of blood.
Elvi and Mabel had discussed her new, extended life, pondering that she might continue to exist another hundred years or so, but neither of them had considered as much as seven hundred, one thousand, or even two thousand years. This had been shattering news. And she wasn't at all sure she'd classify it as good. The idea of living another hundred years was rather distressing, let alone a thousand or more. Dear God. Everyone she knew, plus their children, their children's children, and so on, would die before her and she'd have to witness it, grieving over each new loss, mourning yet another passing while she stayed there, living in Port Henry, as unchanging as a statue.
Hell, her home and even Port Henry might very well crumble around her and return to dust before she died. What sort of future was that?
"Here."
The men shifted to make a path for Victor as he returned, carrying a bag of blood.
"Thank you." She accepted the offering.
The moment the cold bag rested in her palm, Elvi felt her teeth shift, allowing her fangs to slide out.
When she peered at the bag uncertainly, Victor seemed to understand what was making her hesitate and instructed, "Just pop it firmly to your teeth."
Nodding, Elvi opened her mouth, took a breath, and then popped the bag upward as Edward had done for her earlier. There was a moment's resistance when the bag met her teeth, then a popping sound and it continued upward, until it was fully impaled on her fangs.
"Perfect," Victor praised.
"
Si
, is very good," Alessandro agreed.
Harper nodded. "A natural."
Edward merely grunted.
An amused snort came out muffled around the bag as Elvi stared at them, unable to speak. They were acting like she'd just taken her first ride on a two-wheel bike. All she'd done is stuck a bag on her teeth. Judging by the concern still visible in their faces, she supposed they were worried she'd faint on them again. Men tended to hate things like that. Fainting, crying, and so on seemed to leave them at a loss.
With the four men staring at her as if she might topple over at any moment, the few minutes it took for the bag to empty seemed unbearably long to her. It was with relief she removed the bag when it was empty and moved through them, determined to dispose of it herself and prove she was just fine.
"I brought you two bags," Victor said, following her out of the room and across the foyer to the dining room.
"Oh, thanks." Elvi reached back for the full bag and popped it to her teeth, then continued on to the garbage can in the corner of the kitchen to toss the other. The second was almost empty by then, so she waited there until it too was done and tossed it as well.
When she turned back to the room, the men were all there, crowded around the stove and taking the plates and bowls Victor was retrieving from the oven.
"We put the food in to stay warm when you fainted," Victor explained as he took out the last item.
"Oh." Elvi followed him to the table, and then asked curiously, "Where is DJ?"
"He's at the restaurant with Mabel," Harper said, holding out her chair.
Elvi sat, her eyebrows rising at this news. She was pretty sure Mabel wouldn't have been happy to have the man with her and couldn't imagine why he was. "Why is he at the restaurant?"
When Victor hesitated, Edward announced, "As she was leaving, Mabel said she was going to let you sleep in, but that when you did wake up, we were to tell you not to go to the restaurant tonight, but to pick one of us to spend the evening getting to know."
"
Si
." Alessandro nodded. "And then DJ said as he wasn't on the list of suitors, he would go to the restaurant in your place and help out."
Elvi blushed at the reminder that these men were in search of a mate… and she was the only single female vamp in town. Clearing her throat, she merely commented, "I don't imagine Mabel was pleased with DJ's volunteering to take my place."
"Not at all," Victor agreed with amusement, and then gestured to her plate. "Eat."
Nodding, she turned her attention to the food. The toast had grown soggy, but otherwise it was all very good. They fell into a natural silence as they concentrated on their meal, leaving Elvi to consider what she'd learned before she fainted. The ages these men claimed to be were rather staggering. She wouldn't have been so upset if they'd all been two or three hundred years old like Alessandro and DJ, but the ages of the other men…
Elvi peered from one face to the other now, looking for any sign of their advanced age, but really none of them looked their age. Hell, none of them even looked as old as her own age of sixty-two. But then, neither did she, she acknowledged.
Her gaze focused on Victor as she recalled that he was the oldest, born in 230… B.C. Before Christ. She pondered that briefly, realizing it meant he'd been around when Jesus had walked the earth, and almost asked if he'd met him, but then thought better of it. They were soulless after all, thanks to their curse, and soulless beings would hardly go seeking the son of God. Would they? She frowned as she recalled Mabel saying that Victor had touched her cross at the restaurant without an undo reaction. She'd meant to ask him about that, but had forgotten when they were in the sunroom last night.
"What are you thinking?" Victor asked suddenly.
Elvi bit her lip, then admitted, "About our being soulless and cursed and yet you touched Mabel's cross and she said nothing happened. I—"
"We aren't soulless," Victor interrupted.
Elvi stilled, her fork held aloft in one hand. "What?"
"We aren't immortals because of some curse that has left us soulless," he said.
Her gaze slid to the other men in question. Each one nodded reassuringly.
"Then how—?"
"Bugs," Alessandro announced eagerly. When Elvi turned to him with disbelief, he nodded excitedly, "
Si
. Truly, is the little bugs. They are in our blood, eating up all the sickness and—"
"They aren't bugs, idiot," Edward interrupted dryly, and then told Elvi, "they are nanos. Our forefathers came from Atlantis. I presume you've heard of it?"
Elvi nodded slowly.
Man from Atlantis
used to be a popular show when she was younger.
"Well, that is where our kind and these nanos originate," Edward informed her. "Really, we're a superior people. Our scientists were well-advanced. They used technology beyond even today's abilities to combine bioengineering and nano technology to create specialized medical nanos that could be introduced to the blood stream of a person with… say… internal injuries or cancer. These nanos use blood for fuel as they repair whatever damage is present or surround any germs or cancerous cells and kill them. They were created as a way to avoid invasive surgery. Once finished, they would disintegrate and leave the body as all waste does."
"Nanos?" Elvi dropped her fork to her plate and sat back in her seat, her mind racing to take this all in. "So, the nanos… they're what made me young again?"
"They see the effects of aging as damage that needs repairing," Victor said quietly.
Edward nodded. "The effects of aging, sunlight…" He shrugged. "Anything that affects the body's balance is seen as something they should tend to, and the body is under constant attack from the environment and even just time."
"So the nanos are always busy and never disintegrate and leave the body," Harper explained. "Instead they stay and keep us forever at optimal levels of health, strength, and age."
"But it means the nanos are constantly reproducing, constantly repairing," Victor added. "They use a lot of blood, more than a body can produce and so they evolve our bodies to get what they need to keep us in optimal health."
"The fangs." Elvi ran her tongue over her teeth.
"And the increased strength, speed, hearing, sight, mind control…" Victor nodded. "Anything that will improve our ability to get the extra blood."
Nanos
, she thought. Not soulless, just nanos. Somehow these nanos had been "
introduced to her blood stream"
as Edward had put it. But how, she wondered. Had she got infected blood after the accident? All she recalled was the accident, then waking up in their hotel room covered in blood, her teeth sunk deep in Mabel's throat.
Elvi shuddered at the memory she most often tried to forget. That episode with the raging, mindless, and uncontrollable hunger that had made her do something she normally never would have done, had assured her she was cursed and soulless.
Although, Elvi thought now, she'd suffered horrible guilt ever since and perhaps that alone should have reassured her she still had a soul. Surely soulless demons didn't feel guilty for their crimes?
Wow. She'd had it all wrong. She wasn't soulless. She could eat. What else could she do?
"What about daylight?" Elvi asked suddenly, sitting up in her seat. Please God, she thought desperately, let me see the sun again. Her garden had always been her haven, where she could retire from life's troubles and just relax, digging in the earth with the aroma of flowers and herbs around her. She had missed it terribly.
"Daylight can be a problem," Victor admitted apologetically. "But only in so much as sunlight damages skin, which makes the nanos work harder, which means you must consume more blood."
"But I can go out in it?" she asked, holding her breath.
"Yes, but I wouldn't recommend long periods of exposure and you must increase your blood intake," he said firmly.
Elvi didn't care. She'd drink an ocean of blood just to be able to feel the sun on her face again. What else, she wondered. What else had she given up these last five years because she'd thought vampires had to live a certain way?
"So we can eat, we can go out in sunlight…" Elvi peered at Victor and added, "And religious relics don't harm us."
Victor smiled and shook his head. "We can eat, we can go out in sunlight, we can walk in churches and touch crosses and holy water without bursting into flame, we don't sleep in coffins filled with dirt, we have reflections…" He paused and glanced to the others. "Is there any other ridiculous myth I've forgotten to address?"