The Accidental Werewolf 2: Something About Harry (Accidentally Paranormal Novel)

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The Accidental Genie

“A fast-paced, amusing tale starring an engaging lead couple and the return of the previous stars. Lighthearted, fans will laugh at the scenarios that the OOPS squad confronts due to Jeannie’s out-of-control wishes.”


Midwest Book Review

“The OOPS team faces a peculiar problem in the newest wisecracking and wacky novel from the always delightful Cassidy. The dialogue is fast and furious, the characters are offbeat, and the situations bizarre, but Cassidy pulls it all together for another laugh-filled adventure.”


RT Book Reviews

Accidentally Dead, Again

“Cassidy’s quirky and offbeat series continues to be outlandish fun laced with a hint of poignancy. There’s never a dull moment with this bunch!”


RT Book Reviews

“I really loved this book from beginning to end. From the start I fell into a daze with the characters’ quips and quirks . . . This book is great at intertwining a great plot with quirky characters espousing wonderful dialogue, which just happens to be funny.”


Night Owl Reviews

“Do yourself a favor and go buy everything that Dakota Cassidy has ever written . . . This book is not only well written, with a twisty plot and great characters, it is hysterical.
HYSTERICAL!
 . . . The characters are over-the-top but hilarious, and you really do care about them and their situations, which makes this paranormal romantic romp even more wonderful.”


Fresh Fiction

Accidentally Catty

“This light, comedic, paranormal romance delivers simple, unencumbered entertainment. A lively pace, the bonds of friendship, and bright humor aided by vampiric sarcasm make for a breezy read with charming characters and no shortage of drama. Cassidy’s fans are sure to enjoy this, while newcomers will be reminded of MaryJanice Davidson’s or Kimberly Frost’s work.”


Monsters and Critics

“I have been a fan of Dakota’s since
The Accidental Werewolf
. I loved all of the books in the series, but I think this book is my favorite . . .
Accidentally Catty
is very funny, cute, and sexy.”


Night Owl Reviews

“A fun read with some meat to it that will have people looking at you, wondering why you’re laughing if you’re out in public.”


Fresh Fiction

Accidentally Demonic

“The Accidental series by Ms. Cassidy gets better and better with each book. The snark, the HAWT, the characters, it’s all a winning combination.”


Bitten by Books

“An outstanding paranormal romance . . . Dakota Cassidy delivers snappy dialogue, hot sex scenes, and secondary characters that are just too funny . . . A hold-your-sides, laugh-out-loud book. With vampires, werewolves, and demons running around, paranormal romance will never be the same.”


The Romance Readers Connection

“Dakota Cassidy’s books make me laugh and laugh. They are such great fun that I always look forward to the next one with gusto . . . I totally loved this book with a capital ‘L.’”


Fresh Fiction

The Accidental Human

“A delightful, at times droll, contemporary tale starring a decidedly human heroine . . . Dakota Cassidy provides a fitting twisted ending to this amusingly warm urban romantic fantasy.”


Genre Go Round Reviews

“The final member of Cassidy’s trio of decidedly offbeat friends faces her toughest challenge, but that doesn’t mean there isn’t humor to spare! With emotion, laughter, and some pathos, Cassidy serves up another winner!”


RT Book Reviews

Accidentally Dead

“A laugh-out-loud follow-up to
The Accidental Werewolf
, and it’s a winner . . . Ms. Cassidy is an up-and-comer in the world of paranormal romance.”


Fresh Fiction

“An enjoyable, humorous satire that takes a bite out of the vampire romance subgenre . . . Fans will appreciate the nonstop hilarity.”


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The Accidental Werewolf

“Cassidy, a prolific author of erotica, has ventured into MaryJanice Davidson territory with a humorous, sexy tale.”


Booklist

“A riot! Marty’s internal dialogue will have you howling, and her antics will keep the laughs coming. If you love paranormal with a comedic twist, you’ll love this book.”


Romance Junkies

“A lighthearted romp . . . [An] entertaining tale with an alpha twist.”


Midwest Book Review

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Dakota Cassidy

“The fictional equivalent of the little black dress—every reader should have one!”

—Michele Bardsley, national bestselling author of
Only Lycans Need Apply

“Serious, laugh-out-loud humor with heart, the kind of love story that leaves you rooting for the heroine, sighing for the hero, and looking for your own significant other at the same time.”

—Kate Douglas, author of
Dark Wolf

“Very fun, sexy. Five stars!”


Affaire de Cœur

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Joyfully Reviewed

“If you’re looking for some steamy romance with something that will have you smiling, you have to read [Dakota Cassidy].”


The Best Reviews

Berkley Sensation titles by Dakota Cassidy

YOU DROPPED A BLONDE ON ME

BURNING DOWN THE SPOUSE

WALTZ THIS WAY

KISS & HELL

MY WAY TO HELL

THE ACCIDENTAL WEREWOLF

ACCIDENTALLY DEAD

THE ACCIDENTAL HUMAN

ACCIDENTALLY DEMONIC

ACCIDENTALLY CATTY

ACCIDENTALLY DEAD, AGAIN

THE ACCIDENTAL GENIE

THE ACCIDENTAL WEREWOLF 2: SOMETHING ABOUT HARRY

THE BERKLEY PUBLISHING GROUP

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Copyright © 2013 by Dakota Cassidy.

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eBook ISBN: 978-1-101-63030-3

Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data

Cassidy, Dakota.

The Accidental Werewolf 2 : Something About Harry / Dakota Cassidy. — Berkley Sensation trade paperback edition.

pages cm. — (Accidentally paranormal novel)

ISBN 978-0-425-26865-0 (pbk.)

1. Werewolves—Fiction. 2. Paranormal fiction. 3. Humorous fiction. 4. Love stories. I. Title.

PS3603.A8685A653 2013

813'.6—dc23 2013032755

PUBLISHING HISTORY

Berkley Sensation trade paperback edition / December 2013

Cover art by Katie Wood.

Cover design by Diana Kolsky.

Interior text design by Kristin del Rosario.

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, business establishments, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.

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Contents

Praise

Berkley Sensation titles by Dakota Cassidy

Title Page

Copyright

Acknowledgments

 

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

Chapter 13

Chapter 14

Chapter 15

Chapter 16

Chapter 17

Chapter 18

Chapter 19

Chapter 20

Epilogue

A
CKNOWLEDGMENTS

To Cindy McCune for the absolutely amazing title
Something About Harry
. You’re a joy to hang out with on my Facebook page, and I adore you!

Also, Pam Elliot (my Spaz), for the awesome phrase “stranger junk.” Every time I think about that muggy night when we all sat around a table in the hotel’s courtyard after a long day of seeing things we couldn’t unsee in NO, laughing about our amazing experiences on Bourbon Street, I think of you and giggle to myself. You’re an angel, and the cutest thing evah!

More New Orleans hijinks love to my “balcony” girls. The word
moresome
is forever ours—as is the laughter! So much laughter. I’m pretty sure you ladies are how I discovered the meaning of incontinence!

Dawn Montgomery, who gave me amazing insight to this book, and also writes amazing books!

Kaz, because seriously, it’s all in the details.

Most of all, to my BFF Renee George, who talks me down when I’m freaked out, and is always around to help me hash out a plot when my idea tank’s on empty. I love you, lady!

And for my son, Cameron, who we lovingly, jokingly call The Antichrist (we’re sure, due to his genius level smarts, all the time he spends studying—quote unquote—is really a ploy to keep us distracted while he plots world domination
). By the time this book is published, you’ll have left home for college to begin your own life. To say I’m incredibly proud of you is too little, too small a sentiment to express the amazingly funny, smart, wise, well-adjusted young man you’ve become.

And always,
always
know, wherever you are, wherever I am—there’s this thing called Skype. You’d better show your pretty face on it at least once a week—or I’m coming for a collegiate visit all your smartsy-fartsy friends won’t soon forget. LOL!

I’ll miss your footsteps on the stairs. Your moody grunt “hello” when you come in from school. Your haughty disdain for everyone and everything because you’re a teenager and nothing is supposed to outwardly impress you. Your grin, your laughter . . . your everything.

I love you, son. So, so much.

Dakota Cassidy

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