The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay (with bonus content) (89 page)

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“You don’t believe it’s chains?” He knew that he was not a good liar.

“Why would you
smell
chains?”

“I don’t know what’s in there,” Joe said. “It’s not what it used to be.”

“What did it used to be?”

“It used to be the Golem of Prague.”

It had always been rare to catch Rosa without a reply. She just stepped aside, looking up at him, to let him pass. But he did not go back into the house, not right away.

“Let me ask you this,” Joe said. “If you had a million dollars, would you give it to Sammy so that he could buy Empire Comics?”

“Without the Escapist?”

“I guess that’s the way it has to be.”

She worked on an answer for a minute, during which he could see her spending the money a dozen different ways. Finally, she shook her head.

“I don’t know,” she said as though it hurt her to admit it. “The Escapist was kind of the crown jewels.”

“That is what I was thinking.”

“Why were you thinking about that?”

He didn’t answer. He carried the toolbox back into the living room and, with help from both Rosa and Tommy, succeeded in lowering the coffin to the ground. He lifted the padlock, hefted it, tapped it twice with his index finger. The picks that Kornblum had given him—until now the only relic from that time which he still possessed—were in his valise. It was a cheap-enough lock, and with a little effort he would no doubt be able to get it off. He let the lock drop back against the hasp and took a crowbar out of the toolbox. As he did so, it occurred to him for the first time to wonder how the Golem had managed to find him. Its reappearance in the living room of a house on Long Island had seemed oddly inevitable at first, as if it had known all along that it had been following him for the past fifteen years, and now it had finally caught up to him. Joe studied some of the labels pasted to the box and saw that it had crossed the ocean only a few weeks before. How had it known where to find him? What had it been waiting for? Who could be keeping tabs on his movements?

He went around to the side opposite the padlock and dug with the teeth of the crowbar into the seam of the lid, just under a nail head. The nail whined, there was a snap like a joint popping, and then the entire lid sprang open as if pushed from inside. At once the air was filled with a heady green smell of mud and river scum, with a stench of summer rich with remembered tenderness and regret.

“Dirt,” Tommy said, glancing anxiously at his mother.

“Joe,” Rosa said, “that isn’t—those aren’t
ashes
.”

The entire box was filled, to a depth of about seven inches, with a fine powder, pigeon-gray and opalescent, that Joe recognized at once
from boyhood excursions as the silty bed of the Moldau. He had scraped it from his shoes a thousand times and brushed it from the seat of his trousers. The speculations of those who feared that the Golem, removed from the shores of the river that mothered it, might degrade had been proved correct.

Rosa came over and knelt beside Joe. She put her arm around his shoulder. “Joe?” she said.

She pulled him closer, he let himself fall against her. He just let himself, and she held him up.

“Joe,” she said, after a while. “Are you thinking of buying Empire Comics? Do you have a million dollars?”

Joe nodded. “And a box of dirt,” he said.

“Dirt from Czechoslovakia?” Tommy said. “Can I touch it?”

Joe nodded. Tommy dabbed at the dirt with a fingertip, as at a tub of cold water, then plunged in his whole hand to the wrist.

“It’s soft,” he said. “It feels good.” He began to move his hand in the dirt, as if feeling around for something. Clearly he was not yet ready to give up on this box of tricks.

“There’s not going to be anything else in there,” Joe said. “I’m sorry, Tom.”

It was strange, Joe thought, that the box should weigh so much more, now, than it had when the Golem was still intact. He wondered if other dirt, extra dirt, had come to be added to the original load, but this seemed unlikely. Then he remembered how Kornblum, that night, had quoted some paradoxical wisdom about golems, something in Hebrew to the effect that it was the Golem’s unnatural soul that had given it weight; unburdened of it, the earthen Golem was light as air.

“Oop,” Tommy said. “Hey.” His brow furrowed; he had found something. Perhaps the giant’s clothes had settled to the bottom of the box.

He took out a small, stained rectangle of paper, with some words printed on one side. It looked familiar to Joe.

“Emil Kavalier,” Tommy read. “Endikron—endikrono—”

“My father’s,” Joe said. He took his father’s old calling card from Tommy, remembered its spidery typeface and vanished telephone exchange. It must have been secreted, long before, in the breast pocket of
Alois Hora’s enormous suit. He reached in and took a handful of the pearly silt, pondering it, sifting it through his fingers, wondering at what point the soul of the Golem had reentered its body, or if possibly there could be more than one lost soul embodied in all that dust, weighing it down so heavily.

T
HE
S
UBCOMMITTEE
to Investigate Juvenile Delinquency of the Senate Judiciary Committee was convened in New York City on April 21 and 22, 1954, to look into the role played by the comic book business in the manufacture of delinquent children. The testimony offered by witnesses on the first day is much the better known. Among the experts, publishers, and criminologists called on the twenty-first, three stand out—to the degree that the hearings are remembered at all—in the public memory. The first was Dr. Fredric Wertham, the considerable and well-intentioned psychiatrist and author of
Seduction of the Innocent
, who was, morally and popularly, a motive force behind the entire controversy over the pernicious effects of comic books. The doctor testified at great length, somewhat incoherently, but dignified throughout and alive, ablaze, with outrage. Immediately following Wertham was William Gaines, son of the acknowledged inventor of the comic book, Max Gaines, and publisher of E.C. Comics, whose graphic line of horror comic books he quite eloquently but with fatal disingenuity defended. Finally, that day, the subcommittee heard from a society of newspaper cartoonists, represented by
Pogo
’s Walt Kelly and Sammy’s old idol the great Milton Caniff, who, with humor, sarcasm, and witty disdain, completely sold out their brothers-in-ink, handing them up to Senators Hendrickson, Hennings, and Kefauver to be publicly and deservedly crushed, should the senators so deign to do.

The events of the second day of testimony, to which Sam Clay had been summoned, are less well known. It was Sammy’s misfortune to follow two extremely reluctant witnesses. The first was a man named Alex Segal, the publisher of a line of cheap “educational” books that he advertised in the back pages of comics, who first denied and then admitted
that his company had once—
quite by accident
—sold, to known pornographers, lists of the names and addresses of children who had responded to his company’s ads. The second reluctant witness was one of the pornographers in question, an almost comically shifty-looking and heavily perspiring walleyed loser named Samuel Roth, who took the Fifth and then begged off with the excuse that he could not legally testify to anything since he was under indictment for smut-peddling by the State of New York. By the time that Sammy appeared, therefore, the mind of the subcommittee was even more than usually preoccupied with questions of vice and immorality.

The key portion of the transcript of the proceedings reads as follows:

      
SENATOR
H
ENDRICKSON
: Mr. Clay, are you familiar with the comic book characters known as Batman and Robin?

      
MR. CLAY:
Of course, Senator. They are very well known and successful characters.

      
HENDRICKSON
: I wonder, could you attempt to characterize their relationship for us?

      
CLAY:
Characterize? I’m sorry … I don’t …

      
HENDRICKSON:
They live together, isn’t that right? In a big mansion. Alone.

      
CLAY:
I believe there is a butler.

      
HENDRICKSON
: But they are not, as I understand it, father and son, is that right? Or brothers, or an uncle and a nephew, or any relationship of that sort.

      
SENATOR HENNINGS:
Perhaps they are just good friends.

      
CLAY
: It has been some time since I read that strip, Senators, but as I recall, Dick Grayson, that is, Robin, is described as being Bruce Wayne’s, or Batman’s, ward.

      
HENDRICKSON
: His ward. Yes. There are a number of such relationships in the superhero comics, aren’t there? Like Dick and Bruce.

      
CLAY:
I don’t really know, sir. I—

      
HENDRICKSON:
Let me see, I don’t exactly recall which exhibit it was, Mr. Clendennen, do you—I thank you.

      
Executive Director Clendennen produces Exhibit 15
.

      
HENDRICKSON:
Batman and Robin. The Green Arrow and Speedy. The Human Torch and Toro. The Monitor and the Liberty Kid. Captain America and Bucky. Are you familiar with any of these?

      
CLAY
: Uh, yes, sir. The Monitor and Liberty Kid were my creation at one time, sir.

      
HENDRICKSON:
Is that so? You invented them.

      
CLAY
: Yes, sir. But that strip was killed, oh, eight or nine years ago, I believe.

      
HENDRICKSON:
And you have created a number of other such pairings over the years, have you not?

      
CLAY
: Pairings? I don’t …

      
HENDRICKSON
: The—let me see—the Rectifier and Little Mack the Boy Enforcer. The Lumberjack and Timber Lad. The Argonaut and Jason. The Lone Wolf and Cubby.

      
CLAY
: Well, those characters—the Rectifier, the Lumberjack, the Argonaut—they were already, they had been created by others. I just took over the characters, you see, when I went to work at the respective publishers.

      
HENDRICKSON:
And you immediately provided them, did you not, with wards?

      
CLAY
: Well, yes, but that’s standard procedure when you’ve got a strip that isn’t, that maybe has lost a little momentum. You want to perk things up. You want to attract readers. The kids like to read about kids.

      
HENDRICKSON:
Isn’t it true that you actually have a reputation in the comic book field for being particularly partial to boy sidekicks?

      
CLAY
: I’m not aware—no one has ever—

      
HENDRICKSON:
Mr. Clay, are you familiar with Dr. Fredric Wertham’s theory, which he testified to yesterday, and to which, I must say, I am inclined to give a certain amount of credit, having paged through some of the Batman comic books in question last night, that the relationship between Batman and his ward is actually a thinly veiled allegory of pedophilic inversion?

      
CLAY
: [unintelligible]

      
HENDRICKSON:
I’m sorry, sir, you’ll have to—

      
CLAY
: No, Senator, I must have missed that part of the testimony.…

      
HENDRICKSON
: And you have not read the doctor’s book, I take it.

      
CLAY
: Not yet, sir.

      
HENDRICKSON:
So you have never been aware, personally, therefore, that in outfitting these muscular, strapping young fellows in tight trousers and sending them flitting around the skies together, you were in any way expressing or attempting to disseminate your own … psychological proclivities.

      
CLAY
: I’m afraid I don’t … these are not any proclivities which I’m familiar with, Senator. With all due respect, if I may say, that I resent—

      
SENATOR KEFAUVER
: For Heaven’s sake, gentlemen, let us move on.

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