The Art of Men (I Prefer Mine Al Dente) (38 page)

The perfect man—Italian—gorgeous . . . worth a lot of money . . . quiet.

My freaky yoga teacher, Steve—he likes young girls and Kama Sutra. That’s why we’re only Good Friends.

Ooh la la—French men!

Stevey, Stevey, Stevey.

LOL—if looks could kill, this producer would be dead.

Caretaker Sam and baby True in Oregon—and my best dog ever, Lizzie.

KIRSTIE ALLEY’S
work in television has earned her seven Golden Globe and eight Emmy nominations. She has won a Golden Globe, two Emmys, and three People’s Choice Awards. In 1987 she joined the cast of the long-running hit NBC sitcom
Cheers
, and in 1994, she showcased her dramatic range starring in the CBS TV movie
David’s Mother
. Kirstie cowrote and starred in Showtime’s critically acclaimed comedy
Fat Actress
, and she executive produced and starred in the NBC sitcom
Veronica’s Closet
. Kirstie made her feature film debut in 1982 in
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
, and she has also starred in
Drop Dead Gorgeous, Deconstructing Harry
, and
Look Who’s Talking
, among many others. In 2010, Kirstie worked with experts in science, nutrition, and medicine to develop Organic Liaison, which includes Rescue Me, the first ever USDA-certified organic weight-loss product. Visit her online at
www.kirstiealley.com
.

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Alley, Kirstie.

The art of men (I prefer mine al dente) / by Kirstie Alley. — 1st Atria Books hardcover ed.

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