Read The Blue Herring Mystery Online

Authors: Ellery Queen Jr.

The Blue Herring Mystery

BOOK: The Blue Herring Mystery
4.02Mb size Format: txt, pdf, ePub





The Blue Herring Mystery
Ellery Queen Jr.


I. Question: When Is a Red Herring Blue?

II. The Mysterious Professor Kloop

III. Djuna Learns What a Fyke Is For

IV. Herrings Are Blue, Sure Enough!

V. An Old Address on Broadway

VI. Some Red Marks, Some Blue Marks

VII. Doc Perry Gets Mad at a Funny Song

VIII. Death Goes Fishing—in an Old Car

IX. Scapping Day

X. For Thrills, Try a Barn, a Shed, or a Museum!

XI. A Surprise Party

The Purple Bird Mystery

Chapter One
Question: When Is a Red Herring Blue?

of the second week in April had brought some wonderful spring weather, sunny and warm. What would the rest of April bring?

Djuna, turning over in bed in his big attic room in Miss Annie Ellery’s little house in Edenboro, woke up that morning with a start. For a moment he wondered, sleepily, where he was. But then he heard barking, outdoors, almost under the attic window.
! It was his little black Scottie dog, Champion. Champ had been told, and he hadn’t objected, that as soon as the weather got warm enough he must stay outdoors and sleep in the kennel that old Mr. George Boots had built for him. And now he wanted his breakfast, and he wanted it
“I guess that’s what woke me up,” thought Djuna. “I must have heard him barking in my sleep.”

And he bounded out of bed and hurried over to the window in his bare feet. Champ stopped barking as soon as he caught sight of Djuna, and he began to wiggle his stumpy little tail and make delighted whining noises.

“Oh, take it easy!” Djuna called down to him. “Don’t you see I’m coming, as fast as I can?”

He hurried into his clothes, washed his face, dabbed the brush at his hair, and clattered down the stairs to the kitchen, where Miss Annie Ellery was already getting breakfast ready. She was a little gray-haired old lady, but the heat of the kitchen stove had made her cheeks so rosy that she looked very young. She looked over her shoulder and smiled at him.

“Good morning, Djuna,” she said. “Put your skis in the corner, and breakfast will be ready in a minute.”

“Skis?” said Djuna, wonderingly. Then he grinned. “Oh, you mean the way I came downstairs. Yes, ma’am, I’ll put ’em away. The snow is all gone, anyway, and I guess I won’t need ’em till next winter.” He sniffed and said, “Gee, something smells awful good. What is it?”

“Scrambled eggs,” said Miss Annie, bending over the stove again, with her back to him. “With kippers.”

“Kippers?” exclaimed Djuna. “What’s kippers?”

“Kippered herring,” said Miss Annie, without taking her eyes from the frying pan.

“What’s kippered herring?” persisted Djuna.

Miss Annie was too busy to answer. Djuna waited. But she didn’t turn around. Another grin stole over Djuna’s face.

“Be careful, Miss Annie,” he said warningly. “Don’t step on Champ!”

Miss Annie gave a little jump and squealed. “Mercy on us!” she exclaimed, and turned around. All she saw was Djuna, grinning.

“April Fool, Miss Annie!” he chanted. “April Fool!”

Miss Annie wiped her forehead weakly. “Great glittering glories of Golconda!” she gasped. “April Fool’s Day has been over for two weeks.”

“But don’t you remember you fooled me on April Fool’s Day and I wasn’t able to fool you, so you said I could have until the middle of the month to do it? Now I’m even!”

He looked so radiant that Miss Annie couldn’t help smiling.

“Well, it serves me right,” she said good-naturedly. “I should have known better. I should have remembered Champ was out in the yard, because, land’s sakes, he’s certainly been barking plenty. But I’m not going to have him indoors as long as the ground is muddy, getting his dirty paw marks over everything, not in
clean kitchen!”

“Yes, ma’am,” said Djuna meekly. “I mean no, ma’am.”

Miss Annie took the frying pan from the stove and put its contents on their hot plates.

“Well, there you are,” she said. “There’s your kippered herring.”

It not only smelled delicious, it tasted delicious. Djuna not only finished off every morsel on his plate, but also three hot muffins, fresh from the oven, with grape jelly. “Oh, boy, that sure was good!” he sighed contentedly, as he pushed back his chair. “Now may I go out, please, and give Champ his breakfast?”

“My goodness, I fed that dog long ago,” said Miss Annie. “I forgot to tell you, I’ve been so busy. But go on out for a minute, so that he won’t feel so lonesome, while I do the dishes, and then come back and help me move that extra cot around in the attic, so I can get it ready for Bobby Herrick. I’m glad you reminded me that tomorrow is the fifteenth of April — his train will get in this afternoon, you remember. Or have you been so busy thinking up ways to get even with me for my April Fool joke that you

I remember!” said Djuna. “I haven’t thought about anything else, hardly, since I woke up. Oh, boy, won’t it be swell to see Bobby again! And, gee, isn’t it lucky we’ve got vacation all this week! He can only stay a week, you know.”

“Perhaps it’s just as well,” observed Miss Annie, a little grimly. “You two and Tommy Williams had enough excitement down there in Florida to last a lifetime, I should say.
I hope you and Bobby will never get mixed up in anything like
again! Just you mind your P’s and Q’s while he’s here, do you hear?”

“Oh, for goodness’ sakes, Miss Annie!” said Djuna. “What could possibly happen here? Nothing like what happened in Dolphin Beach could ever happen in a little bit of a place like Edenboro!”

Miss Annie sniffed. “I’ve heard different,” she said.

But an hour later, when they had got the spare cot out of its storage place at the far end of the attic and had put a mattress on it, and Miss Annie had tucked clean sheets on it, and everything was ready for Bobby Herrick’s arrival from Florida, Miss Annie suddenly remembered something else to do.

“Oh, dear!” she exclaimed. “I’ve just remembered that I’m clean out of cinnamon and nutmeg, and I’ve been planning to make an apple pie for you two boys for supper! Wouldn’t think of making an apple pie without them. And Mr. Pindler is out of cinnamon at the store, too! Well, I know what I’ll do — I’ll go over to Aunt Candy Barnes’s and borrow some from her. We’ve got almost the whole morning ahead of us — want to come along with me?”

“Sure!” exclaimed Djuna, eagerly. “Can we take Champ with us?”

“I don’t see why not,” replied Miss Annie. “But he’s not to go into her house when we get there, mind. She doesn’t want any muddied-up floors, any more than

“Oh, I won’t let him go in,” Djuna promised.

“It’s a right nice morning for a walk, too,” observed Miss Annie as they set off, with the little black Scottie frisking ahead. “Seems as though spring was really in the air. Does a body good, to get outdoors on a day like this!”

Djuna agreed. “I’ve never been in Aunt Candy’s house,” he remarked, when they had gone a little way. “That’s a funny name, though, isn’t it? Candy, I mean. Did her mother name her that because she was sweet?”

Miss Annie chuckled. “No, but she’s plenty sweet enough,” she said. “It’s from the old Latin language. Candidissima, that’s what they named her. Candidissima.”

Djuna whistled. “Whew!” he said. “What does it mean?”

“Well,” Miss Annie said, “Candy told me once that it means ‘white’ or ‘pure’ or ‘honest’ — any of those nice meanings. Folks used to give their children names like that in the old days. She is a good deal older than I am, you know. But I think it was a very nice custom. I used to know a girl named Diodata, a real pretty name to my way of thinking. ‘God’s gift’ is what it means. And she was, too!”

“I’ll just say ‘Aunt Candy,’” Djuna decided. “That’s easier.”

By this time they had turned to the left, on the road that kept alongside the north branch of Miller’s Brook, and had come in sight of Aunt Candy’s house. It was a fine old farmhouse, at least twice as big as Miss Annie’s little cottage, and it stood quite near a pretty large pond. The pond apparently wasn’t very deep. Tall cattails and bulrushes grew thickly from the bottom; and in them and over them were dozens of blackbirds with bright red and yellow shoulder spots on their wings. They were flying around and making a tremendous chattering and gurgling, all of them excited over their return from the South.

“Red-winged blackbirds!” exclaimed Miss Annie. “Now I
that spring is here! That’s where they make their nests every year. Aren’t they a sight? You can tell your friend Bobby Herrick when he gets here from Florida that they beat him here. But then I guess they
sooner than he did!”

They watched the chattering flocks of blackbirds for a while. Before they went on, Miss Annie called Djuna’s attention to several large square blocks of stone that lay scattered among the dry meadow grass at the nearest end of the pond.

“Do you see those stones?” she asked. “They are all that are left of the dam that was built across this end of the pond, a hundred years ago, I guess, to make the water deeper. Then the man who built it — I forgot his name — built a mill wheel beside it, and the wheel was turned by the water spilling over the dam, and that would turn the machinery for a cider mill. There used to be apple orchards all around here, and the mill was used to make cider from the apples. That’s why this stream was named Miller’s Brook. But when the miller got too old to manage the business, he sold the whole place to Aunt Candy’s great-grandfather and moved away somewhere. The old mill was torn down. Most of the stones that made the dam were used to build stone walls, around pastures, and everybody has forgotten that there ever was a miller here, once upon a time, but they still call this Miller’s Brook. Queer, isn’t it?”

BOOK: The Blue Herring Mystery
4.02Mb size Format: txt, pdf, ePub

Other books

Syphon's Song by Anise Rae
The Gist Hunter by Matthews Hughes
The Way of Muri by Ilya Boyashov
Dark Waters by Robin Blake
Mojo by Tim Tharp
Mission: Seduction by Candace Havens
Force of Blood by Joseph Heywood