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Authors: Brad R Torgersen
Tags: #Fiction, #science fiction, #General, #Space Opera, #Action & Adventure
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CHAPTER 3
THREE DAYS PASSED, AND THE PROFESSOR DID NOT RETURN. I kept his news of our impending doom to myself, still believing that if word of it leaked out, there would be more harm done than good. We still couldn’t penetrate The Wall. We had no machines anymore with which to fly over it. Better, I thought, if the human population of Purgatory went on about its business, so that when the end did come, it came swiftly.
It was tough. As people came and went, I longed to share the burden of what I knew, for it crushed me inside. But I also couldn’t bear to see it crush anyone else. There was nothing to be done. No defense could be raised. That part of my conscience which told me I had no right to keep the others in ignorance was in constant struggle with the other part of my conscience which couldn’t bear to see what my news would surely do to the valley—assuming anyone even believed me. It was entirely possible I’d be declared mentally ill, and ignored. Hell, lots of people had already done so anyway. Not everyone in the valley thought religion was a good thing. I’d heard through the grapevine—more than once—that there were prisoners who regarded the chapel and my service as a stupid waste of time.
So I focused on my work as best I could.
Sweeping through the pews one day I knocked over a little clay figurine that one of the parishioners had left behind. I picked it up to discover that it was a crude, but recognizable, rendition of a mantis—including the requisite disc.
I stared at the figurine for a long time—the straw-and-twigs broom in my other hand momentarily forgotten. There had been occasional rumors in the valley. About a small cult of people whose beliefs centered around the idea that the mantes themselves were God’s true children. Humans were merely a lower form of spiritual life whom the mantes had been sent to punish. For our weakness, decadence, and apostasy.
I’d always doubted the existence of such a group, if only because subscribing to such a belief—and speaking it openly to anyone—would have invited violence.
Still, what to make of the figurine?
I tucked it into a shirt pocket and kept sweeping. When I’d finished my job, and brushed all the sand and dirt out the back door, I went to the altar and considered. Bringing out the figurine, I compared it in my line of sight to the other objects on the altar. My hand began to tremble as I felt a hot rush of anger sweep through me. I could have crushed the little clay symbol in my fist.
But then the anger drained away as quickly as it had come. Whoever had brought the figurine had obviously not intended to leave it. In their carelessness, they’d exposed themselves to more potential harm than they knew. Besides, maybe the cult was right? All evidence since the failed invasion said the mantes really
were
superior. And now they intended to prove it once and for all.
I sighed and went back to the exact spot where the figurine had been abandoned, and put it back on the floor. In the shadow of the pew. Where nobody not deliberately looking for it would find it.
Within a day, it quietly disappeared again.
* * *
A week after the Professor’s last visit, a trio of former officers appeared at my chapel door.
“Barlow,” the leader said to me. He still wore his duty jacket with the name tape over the breast pocket, and the clusters of a major on his collar.
“What can I do for you?” I said, standing up from the small stool to the left of the altar where I ordinarily sat and observed the comings and goings of the parishioners.
“Sir,” he said firmly.
“Beg pardon?” I said, not quite getting him.
“What can I do for you,
sir.
”
Ah. I resisted the urge to tell him to go fuck himself. While most of us had gradually relaxed out of our former rank and position, there were still a handful of stalwarts who kept their bearing. In another time and place, the major’s approach might have worked. But not now. Not here. So far as we knew, we were cut off. Permanent residents. And almost nobody wanted to be under martial authority for life. Least of all me.
I waited silently. Just looking at him.
He looked back, his face getting pink.
“Is there a problem?” I finally asked, keeping my tone deliberate and even.
“Maybe,” one of the other men said.
“People tell us there’s been a mantis coming in here,” the major said.
I walked towards him a few steps so that I could get a better look. The tape on his breast read HOFF and he looked to be in his forties. Balding. Sharp eyes. The posture of someone used to giving orders and having them obeyed. I immediately wanted him off the premises, but decided I could at least entertain a few questions. If I kept my answers circumspect enough, hopefully the trio would get bored and leave.
“It’s true,” I said. “There has been a mantis coming to the chapel.”
“What does he want?” Hoff asked.
“He’s just curious,” I said.
“About what?”
“About the chapel. About churches in general. About what I do here.”
“Why?”
“Couldn’t begin to tell you. He’s an alien, how am I supposed to know?”
“So what have you told him?”
“Nothing much. I make sure the chapel stays clean, that the lamps are lit, and that people can always come and worship whenever they want during the day.”
“Anything else?”
“That’s the long and the short of it.”
Hoff stared at me, while his compatriots looked around the chapel’s interior.
“He comes in here and asks any more questions, you notify one of us immediately.”
“What for?” I asked.
“We’re still at war, you know. The fact that we’re long-term prisoners doesn’t change anything. Though I think a whole lot of people forget this. No matter. When the Fleet returns, there’ll be a reckoning. Right now I’m mostly concerned with information. You were the chaplain’s assistant so I respect the fact that you’ve carried out the chaplain’s wishes for the construction and care of this place. Hell, I admire it. At least you’ve done something useful. Which is more than I can say for a lot of others.”
“It seemed like a good idea,” I said.
“Right. So keep your ears open. A mantis comes sniffing around here, it may mean something important.”
“Like what?” I asked.
“Who knows?” Hoff replied. “You just said it yourself: they’re aliens. But that’s not your concern. I’m giving you an order to report back on whatever you learn from the mantis. Is that understood?”
“Clearly,” I said.
Hoff and his pals waited.
I think maybe they were expecting a salute?
I didn’t offer one.
Eventually he muttered something about insubordination and wandered out the way he’d come in, his cronies giving me sidelong glances.
I breathed a sigh of relief and went back to my stool. I had no intention of reporting anything to those fools. Chain of command only works when everyone in it agrees to cooperate, and ours had disintegrated shortly after being captured and cordoned off behind The Wall. Since we couldn’t talk to Fleet Command, and Fleet Command had probably written us all off as casualties, what more did we owe to the service?
Still, the major had made one good point.
So long as I—or any of us—possessed information of interest to the mantes on any level, there was potential bargaining power.
I dwelt on this for the rest of the day, remembering the Professor’s awful promise that the Fourth Expansion would finish humanity forever.
CHAPTER 4
THAT NIGHT I WAS AWAKENED BY THE SOUND OF VOICES—TWO human, and one familiarly mechanical. I slowly got up out of my cot and stepped quietly to the doorway, where I peered out. The Professor was there, and seemed to be conversing by lamplight with a man and a woman, neither of whom I recognized.
“And what does immersion accomplish?” said the mantis.
“It takes away the sin,” said the woman.
“And what is
sin?
”
“Bad choices,” said the man. “When you screw up.”
“Mistakes?” said the Professor.
“Yes,” said the woman. “All of us make mistakes. All of God’s children. Which is why we all need His forgiveness.”
“And that’s what the immersion in the water accomplishes?” said the Professor.
“Yes,” said the man. “It’s a clean start. Once a person becomes a member.”
The mantis rotated his disc suddenly. He looked at the doorway.
“Assistant-to-the-chaplain, do come out and join us.”
I stepped into the light, feeling stiff and frigid and wondering what time it was.
The man and woman smiled at me, then returned to talking to the mantis.
“So you see,” she said, “nobody is cut off from His love. Not even you.”
The Professor’s antennae made an ironic display.
“Your human God claims to love me?”
“He’s not just the
human
God,” said the man. “He’s the God of all things. Ours, yours, everyone’s.”
“I’m sorry, but the chapel is closed at night,” I said gently.
“We know,” said the woman. “We’d have kept the Professor over at our branch house, except he practically dragged us here to talk to you.”
“Why did you not tell me, assistant-to-the-chaplain, that your human God comes in different flavors?”
“Flavors?” I said, yawning.
“Yes. And shapes. One deity, many forms. These two humans, their God is made of gold and holds a trumpet to his lips.”
“That’s not Heavenly Father,” the woman reminded the alien. “That’s the Angel Moroni.”
Ah.
I understood now. The Professor had ferreted out the Latter-Day Saints.
“Is that where you’ve been all week,” I asked him, “over with the Mormons?”
“I have visited every religious structure in the valley,” said the Professor. “Each one seems to serve a different flavor of spirit. Tonight I visited the Mormons. You do not like the Mormons?”
“I don’t
not
like the Mormons, let’s put it that way,” I said. The chaplain himself had been a fierce Baptist. Didn’t think much of the whole Joseph Smith thing, or so he’d told me a few times in confidence. Loved the people, near as I could tell, but the so-called Prophet . . . hogwash.
My dealings with the Mormons were few. They had their church, I had mine, and we operated at opposite ends of the valley. Seemed like a good fit. So what was the Professor doing bringing Mormons here?
“We’d better go,” said the man, sensing my vibe.
I showed them out, and returned to the lamp-lit altar.
“I have learned much,” said the Professor. He pointed at the altar. “Here I see multiple symbols for your flavors. The star is for Jews. The cross is used by many different subdivisions of Christianity. The smaller star with the eclipsed disc is for Muslims. The fat human who laughs is the god of the Buddhists.”
“Buddhists don’t really have a god like Christians or Muslims or Jews.”
“But in the confines of this structure, you act as official for all of these, yes?”
“The chaplain did,” I said. “I just keep the building clean and make sure everyone knows that they can come in here during daylight. It’s what’s called multidenominational.”
“The Mormons do not come here?”
“Not usually.”
“Do you compete with them? For followers?”
“What?”
“The avians and amphibians, it was a major part of their societies, to compete for and hold adherents to a particular flavor of belief.”
I thought of the internecine religious struggles which plagued Earth, right up to the present. I wondered if the mantes hadn’t already
cleansed
humanity’s homeworld in the same manner as had been done to other species previously.
“Some places that happens,” I said. “But not here. There aren’t enough of us that it’s worth fighting each other.”
“The Muslims, at their mosque, they told me I was the devil.”
I smiled a little bit. “Some Muslims are like that. They think everyone who isn’t Muslim is evil. Even, sometimes, other Muslims.”
“Then why do you have their symbol on your religious furniture?”
“Not all Muslims go to the mosque. Some of them—the open ones—they come here sometimes.”
“But never Mormons.”
“Look, I don’t really know what the beliefs are of the people who come to the chapel. I don’t put a sign out advertising for specific faiths. Once someone keeps coming for a while I usually talk to them and figure out what they believe, but sometimes people don’t say anything at all. They come in, they sit, and whatever else they do inside their hearts and heads, well, it’s not my business.”
“Then how does one join your church?”
“I don’t have a church to join. The building . . . it’s separate from their belief. The word ‘church’ therefore has double meanings. My
chapel
just happens to service multiple religions. The others—the mosque, the synagogue—are each for one ‘flavor’ only.”
“Fascinating,” said the Professor.
“What’s so urgent,” I said, “that you needed to drag a couple of Mormons across the valley to talk to me in the middle of the night?”
“Tomorrow I am bringing my students. I already have permission from the Mormons for my students to attend their church. The Buddhists as well. Since the mosque is closed to us, I ask that my students be allowed to come to you to learn Islam. And Judaism. And any other flavor you can show to them.”
“What about Hinduism?” I said.
“There was no building for this Hinduism.”
“Hindus. They’re around, though not many.”
“Then yes, that too.”
Dammit, where was the chaplain when I needed him? He’d have
loved
an opportunity like this. A chance to illuminate the enemy—to preach the gospel among the alien heathen. But the chaplain was dead, and I was stuck in his place. I knew just enough about the major Earth religions to get by, but that was all. I felt it was a serious mistake to attempt to teach any of the mantes about religions that I myself didn’t understand beyond their basic precepts.
But first, I needed an answer of my own.
“Why should I do this for you, when your people plan to destroy my people?”
The Professor considered.
“That is a fair question, assistant-to-the-chaplain.”
“Well?”
“The logical answer is, you should not.”
“What if I tell you that I won’t cooperate at all? Unless you promise me that you’re going to go to the mantes—to this Quorum you talked about—and convince them to spare the valley. In fact, convince them to hold off on the Fourth Expansion, period.”
The Professor’s forelimbs made an expression of being taken aback.
“I am a scholar, not a politician,” he said. “You ask me for things which I cannot promise, and may not even be able to attempt.”
“You told me that enough mantes wanted to avoid the ‘mistake’ of killing humans before you understood us. What if you talked to and convinced
them?
How much influence does
that
body have?”
“Again, you ask for that which I cannot deliver.”
“But you and your ‘school’ mates obviously have enough leverage to at least get your Quorum to think twice?”
The Professor’s forelimbs rattled on his dish—agitation.
“No, assistant-to-the-chaplain, I cannot do it.”
“Then I won’t help you. In fact, I will go to the other religious leaders and I will tell all of them what I know—about the genocide that is to come—and we will all promise together to not reveal even a single additional piece of information.”
“This is the second time you have pretended to antagonize me,” he said.
“And this is the second time I have had to remind you that I’ve got nothing to lose. Can you say the same?”
The mantis stared at me, his beak opening ever so slightly. A flush of blue along the semi-soft portions of his carapace told me that I’d flustered him badly. He’d not expected me to bargain, only to obey.
“It will take time,” he said.
“Take all the time you want. Just stop your people from killing us.”
The Professor stared at me, then turned his head and looked long and hard at the altar: the cross and crescent and the six-pointed star gleaming slightly in the wane light from the dimming oil lamps.
“The difficulty is great,” he said hesitantly. “If I return with my students, you will know your answer.”
“And if you don’t return at all?” I said.
“Then that too will be an answer.”
He left as the last lamp flickered out, leaving me in cold darkness.
