The Coffin Club (6 page)

―I‘ll have a Medieval Massacre, and the lady will have—,‖ my barmate began.

―I‘ll be right back,‖ I said, knowing I wouldn‘t return.

It was time to call it a night. I‘d lost Primus and Poison. I‘d been asking about locations of nefarious vampires. And I was an underage girl alone at a bar. I‘d better arrive at Old Town before this black-fingernailed Cinderella turned into a pumpkin.

Fatigue set in as I headed for the entrance doors. It was starting to hit me that when I‘d woken up this morning, I was in Dullsville. I began to feel dizzy as I pushed and squeezed my way through the fog-filled club, my safety pins getting tangled on other clubsters‘ chains. When I glanced up, I‘d reached a wall that was unfamiliar but had a coffin-shaped door. I tried to open it, but it was stuck. I turned the knob and pushed my body against it.

The door flung open and I stumbled into a barely lit area. It took me several steps before I realized that instead of exiting into the street, I had entered a dimly lit corridor.

I would have turned back, but I heard music (different from the song being played in the Coffin Club) pulsing from the other end. Perhaps it was coming from Jagger‘s apartment—the very one he had shown me when I visited the club on my last trip. It would take only a moment for me to find out. A single overhead naked bulb lit the cryptic corridor, and graffiti lined the cement walls like an urban overpass. When I reached the end of the corridor, I discovered another smaller tunnellike path, with arched stone walls and a very narrow, steep staircase that plummeted into darkness. I let the rusty handrail go untouched and crept down the stairs. They led to a single wooden dungeon door. Written in bloodred spray-painted letters was: DEAD

END.

Was this someone‘s office? Or perhaps another entrance to the apartment Jagger had been living in?

I pressed my ear to the coffin-lid door. I could hear a mixture of music and voices.

I slowly turned the knob and pushed the door, but it wouldn‘t budge. I heard some voices behind me and the sound of footsteps descending the stairs. It was a dead end—I had nowhere to go. I knew at any moment I might be kicked out of the club and perhaps Hipsterville altogether—if I lived to tell.

Two guys with the complexion of corpses, one blond, one redhead, confronted me.

―Can‘t get in?‖ the blond one asked.

―I forgot my key,‖ I said flippantly.

―It‘s okay, I have mine.‖

He unclipped a skeleton key swinging from a chain attached to his studded belt.

―Getting in is easy,‖ the blond said.

―That is, if you make it past Dragon,‖ his friend retorted.

―But getting out is harder,‖ the blond warned.

I didn‘t know what lay on the other side or why a key was required to unlock the door.

I‘d also never heard of a guard shielding the inside of a door.

The coffin lid creaked open. We stepped into a dark and dingy foyer where we were greeted by a monstrous-looking bouncer the size of a small dinosaur. Black fabric hung behind him like at a car wash, blocking any view of what he was guarding.

The bouncer‘s head was shaved, and inked on it was the head of a dragon, its reptilian wings breaking out of his white tank top and wrapping his Terminator biceps. I didn‘t dare ask to see the bottom half of the fiery dragon.

The two corpselike guys showed him their keys, walked through a slit in the fabric, then disappeared.

―Where is yours?‖ he grumbled.

―He has it,‖ I said, pointing to the guy I‘d followed in. ―Please, they‘re waiting for me.‖

He paused, inspecting me to see if I was worthy of passing. I‘d flashed him my best

―Don‘t make me ask to see the manager‖ face when the door opened again and a group of clubsters, draped in black and sporting white fangs, entered.

―Next time, keep it on you,‖ he said. ―Otherwise you‘ll be banned.‖

I pushed through the fabric before Dragon changed his mind. What lay on the other side blew my mind—it was a massive underground tomb. An ancient-looking subterranean cemetery, with serpentine catacombs and graves dug out in the stone walls and dirt floors, like something unearthed on the History Channel. It was creepy, dark and dangerous. In the center, a sunken dance floor with a hard-rocking band played on a fluorescent-lit stage. Spray-painted in red on the wall behind the bandmates were the words THE DUNGEON with a pair of real shackles and chains hanging down. Suspended above was a candelabra chandelier where a disco ball might be.

Surrounding the dance floor were hallowed tombs carved into the walls, like a skeletal morgue, and fifteen-foot-high stone archways leading to cavelike rooms. Where mummies would have been buried instead were live bodies, drinking, smoking, and making out. Each cave was lined with black or red velvet and had puffy leather couches with canoodling couples. More than a few entranceways spawned darkened tunnels, their destinations unknown from my vantage point.

Some bore signs—THE EXECUTIONER‘S LOUNGE, THE TORTURE CHAMBER, DRACULA‘S DEN—while others remained bare like an unmarked grave.

As morbid as the buried club was, the clubsters themselves were stylishly ghoulish. The dancers were uniformly pale, blue lips covered with red gloss. The clubsters ranged in dress from goth to punk to gothic Lolitas. Each appeared to be more seductive than the next. The club‘s stone walls dripped with danger, while its inhabitants oozed with sensuality. Though its existence and location were secretive and secluded, I‘d stumbled upon a cryptically wicked party scene. This club was far more intimate and sinister than its sister club above.

And unlike the patrons upstairs, these ghost white clubsters appeared inviting. Guys and girls alike checked me out as I made my way through. Some stared at me as if they guessed I didn‘t have a key to enter, while other oglers didn‘t seem to care.

Guys were kissing girls‘ necks, wrists, and every place with a prominent vein as the girls smiled back with delight.

This crowd was definitely a whole lot friendlier. ―Hi. Want to dance?‖ A guy approached me as I was avoiding stepping into a grave, while another girl, her nose as long as a witch‘s, just followed me. ―I haven‘t seen you around before. Are you single? I know the perfect guy for you.‖

But instead of obliging them, I snuck up to the bar and hopped on a barstool.

A bartender, his hair flowing down to the dirt floor, set a black Dungeon bar napkin in front of me. ―We have imports or domestic.‖

―Uh…how about local?‖

The bartender laughed. ―It‘s ladies‘ night. Girls drink free.‖

I was as thirsty as a bloodless vampire.

―In that case…something nonalcoholic.‖

―Sure…why dilute it.‖

He grabbed a vintage green bottle, poured its contents into a pewter glass, then pushed the drink to me.

The drink smelled peculiar. I was hoping it would taste like supersweet Kool-Aid, but it appeared to have the consistency of tomato juice.

I touched it with my finger and examined it closely.

Then I realized it was neither Kool-Aid nor tomato juice—it was blood.

Was this a mistake, or perhaps a practical joke?

―Can I get some water, too?‖ I asked, flagging him down.

―Don‘t you like it?‖

―It‘s delicious,‖ I said, not wanting to draw attention to myself. ―I‘d like to finish it off with a glass of water.‖

He placed another goblet next to my blood-filled one while I rubbed my hand with a bacterial wipe underneath the bar.

I smelled the new glass. Who knows—it could have been filled with whiskey. There wasn‘t any noticeable scent, so I took a small sip. I was in luck. It was ordinary Hipsterville tap water. I guzzled it down, then placed a tip on the bar. I was getting ready to hop off the stool when someone put their hand on my shoulder.

A slender guy with a five o‘clock shadow sat at the bar next to me. ―Where are you from?‖

I rolled my eyes and recoiled my shoulder from his hand.

―I don‘t mean that as a pickup line; I really meant it—where are you from?‖

―Are you taking a survey?‖

―As a matter of fact…‖

I didn‘t feel like telling a stranger my personal address. It was enough that Jagger had followed me home from the Coffin Club last time I‘d visited Hipsterville. I didn‘t want Five O‘clock Shadow showing up at my house, shaved or not.

―You‘ll have to find someone else for your survey.‖

―I‘ve never seen you here before. How did you find out about this place?‖

―A little bat told me.‖

He cracked a smile.

―And you?‖ I asked, only to be polite.

―The crop circles. Then I knew there was a population of our kind here.‖

―Aliens?‖ I asked.

The stranger laughed again. I was intrigued by his response, but I knew if I pressed him for more info, he‘d interpret our continuing conversation as a come-on.

―Let me buy you a drink,‖ he said, moving close.

―Thanks anyway; I‘m not staying.‖

―You‘re cautious. I understand…We all are. That‘s why the Coffin Club is the hottest underground club. We can all be ourselves. By the way, my name is Leopold.‖

―Uh…I‘m…‖

I felt something vibrating in my purse. I reached in—it was my cell. Saved by the bell—

or in this case vibration. ―I have to take this,‖ I said, leaving the bar. I flipped my cell open and snuck under a stone archway.

―Raven?‖ It was Aunt Libby. I could barely hear her. ―How are you?‖

―Hi, Aunt Libby,‖ I shouted back. ―I‘m fine.‖

―What are you doing? I can hardly hear you.‖

I sauntered through the catacombs, heading away from the noisy dance floor.

―I have your stereo cranked.‖

―You‘ll have to turn it down. I don‘t want my neighbors to complain.‖

―Of course. I‘ll turn it off as soon as we hang up.‖

―Are you having a good time?‖

―Can you talk louder?‖ I asked, holding my other ear closed with my index finger.

―Are you having fun? I‘m sure you‘re bored to tears.‖

―It‘s not too bad,‖ I bellowed back, continuing to walk.

―I wish you had come to class with me. Our teacher was from Kenya. He was truly amazing.‖

―Don‘t worry about me. I‘m having a great time by myself,‖ I said truthfully.

―What? I can‘t hear you.‖

―I‘m having a great time,‖ I shouted as a few clubsters dressed in cosplay outfits passed me.

―Class will be letting out shortly. I‘ll see you soon.‖

―Take your time, Aunt Libby.‖

―What?‖

―You don‘t have to rush on account of me.‖

―I can‘t hear you. We‘ll talk when I get home. See you soon.‖ She hung up before I had a chance to stall her departure.

It was imperative that I beat Aunt Libby home.

I dropped my cell in my purse and realized I‘d lost my sense of direction. Was the Dungeon dance floor to the right or the left? I had a fifty-fifty chance of making the correct choice. Naked bulbs lit the way through the stone tunnel, and a few more catacombs splintered off. I‘d been so focused on my conversation with Aunt Libby that I hadn‘t made any mental directional notes. I needed a trail of bread crumbs.

I noticed some skulls lining the tunnel like a kitchen border. I didn‘t remember seeing them when I was talking on the phone, but then again, I wasn‘t looking.

The tunnel was dimly lit and confining. The stone walls leaned as if caving in on me as I paced in indecision.

I heard some voices and laughter coming from one end, so I followed them. Cautiously I crept through the catacombs, trying not to trip on the uneven terrain. The winding tunnel dumped into a small room. THE COVE. A dozen or so clubsters, their backs to me, were listening to what I thought might have been a stand-up comic. I was curious why they chose to listen instead of jamming on the dance floor.

But this was no ordinary blue-jean-wearing comedian. He wore a dark hoodie, pulled over his head, obscuring his deathly pale face, and he wasn‘t making the crowd laugh.

―The Dungeon should take a new direction. Why hide in obscurity when there is so much more we can do?‖ he challenged. Catching the glare of a single stagelight was a gold skeleton key dangling from a black lanyard around his neck like a backstage pass to a rock concert.

―I agree. Why deny who we are?‖ a girl asked, a snake wrapped around her neck like a mink stole.

―That‘s why this club is so important, so we can be ourselves,‖ another began.

―But the Dungeon is a secret and safe place we can call our own.‖

―Isn‘t it time we make ourselves known?‖ the snake whisperer argued, caressing the reptile. ―Many of us are becoming frustrated remaining hidden.‖

―But many others feel safer among ourselves,‖ one clubster admitted.

―We don‘t get along with outsiders,‖ another said.

―Maybe it‘s time that we try,‖ a girl in the front row said.

―So we can be like them and lose our identity?‖ another asked.

The tension grew from both sides. The speaker held his hands up. ―Calm down. We must all be united.‖

A guy hanging next to me asked, ―What do you think?‖

All at once the group was staring straight at me. The snake, still coiled around his owner, hissed.

―I think it‘s time for me to get back to the dance floor!‖

I stole my way back into the once deadly tunnel. My eyes didn‘t have a chance to adjust to the darkness and I bumped into a pair of girls. I stiffened but was too tired for a barroom brawl.

―Excuse me,‖ I said. ―Do you know the way back to the dance floor?‖

The girls, unlike the Pradabees at Dullsville High, weren‘t confrontational. Instead I felt a warmth and friendliness emanating from them.

The two girls appeared to be my age. One wore an indigo blue corset dress, while the other sported a baby doll dress and thigh-high silver-laced boots. Their purple-hued vampy makeup dramatically accentuated their Draculine features. One had long red curly hair and the other‘s jet black hair was straight as a blade.