The Complete Malazan Book of the Fallen (765 page)

‘Enough bitching,' Fiddler said as he watched his squad – barring a motionless Bottle – drawing in, with Gesler's doing the same beneath some trees a few paces away. ‘You sure they didn't smell nothing?'

‘Those first scouts nearly stepped right on us,' Bottle said. ‘Something there…especially in one of them. As if he was somehow…I don't know, sensitized, I suppose. Him and this damned ugly coast where we don't belong—'

‘Just answer the questions,' Fiddler cut in again.

‘We should've ambushed the whole lot,' Koryk muttered, checking the knots on all the fetishes he was wearing, then dragging over his oversized supply pack to examine the straps.

Fiddler shook his head. ‘No fighting until our feet dry. I hate that.'

‘Then why are you a damned marine, Sergeant?'

‘Accident. Besides, those were Letherii. We're to avoid contact with them, for now.'

‘I'm hungry,' Bottle said. ‘Well, no. It was the owl, dammit. Anyway, you would not believe what looking through an owl's eyes at night is like. Bright as noon in the desert.'

‘Desert,' Tarr said. ‘I miss the desert.'

‘You'd miss a latrine pit if it was the last place you crawled out of,' Smiles observed. ‘Koryk had his crossbow trained on those riders, Sergeant.'

‘What are you, my little sister?' Koryk demanded. He then mimed Smiles's voice. ‘He didn't shake his baby-maker when he'd done peeing, Sergeant! I
saw
it!'

‘See it?' Smiles laughed. ‘I'd never get that close to you, half-blood, trust me.'

‘She's getting better,' Cuttle said to Koryk, whose only response was a grunt.

‘Quiet everyone,' Fiddler said. ‘No telling who else lives in these woods – or might be using the road.'

‘We're alone,' Bottle pronounced, slowly sitting up, then gripping the sides of his head. ‘Hiding fourteen grunting, farting soldiers ain't easy. And once we get to more populated areas it's going to be worse.'

‘Getting one miserable mage to shut his mouth is even harder,' Fiddler said. ‘Check your gear, everyone. I want us a ways deeper into these woods before we dig in for the day.' For the past month on the ships the Bonehunters had been shifting over into reversing their sleep cycles. A damned hard thing to do, as it turned out. But now at least pretty much everyone was done turning round.
Lost the tans, anyway.
Fiddler moved over to where Gesler crouched.

Except this gold-skinned bastard and his hairy corporal.
‘Your people ready?'

Gesler nodded. ‘Heavies are complaining their armour's gonna rust.'

‘So long as they keep the squeaking to a minimum.' Fiddler glanced at the huddled soldiers of Gesler's squad, then back towards his own. ‘Some army,' he said under his breath.

‘Some invasion, aye,' Gesler agreed. ‘Ever known anyone to do it this way?'

Fiddler shook his head. ‘It makes a weird kind of sense, though, doesn't it? The Edur are spread thin, from all reports. The oppressed are legion – all these damned Letherii.'

‘That troop just passed us didn't look much oppressed to me, Fid.'

‘Well, I suppose we'll find out one way or the other, won't we? Now, let's get this invasion under way.'

‘A moment,' Gesler said, settling a scarred hand on Fiddler's shoulder. ‘She burned the fucking transports, Fid.'

The sergeant winced.

‘Hard to miss the point of that, wouldn't you say?'

‘Which meaning are you referring to, Gesler? The one about patrols on this coast seeing the flames or the one about for us there's no going back?'

‘Hood take me, I can only chew on one piece of meat at a time, you know? Start with the first one. If I was this damned empire, I'd be flooding this coastline with soldiers before this day's sun is down. And no matter how much Mockra our squad mages now know, we're going to mess up. Sooner or later, Fid.'

‘Would that be before or after we start drawing blood?'

‘I ain't even thinking about once we start killing Hood-damned Tiste Edur. I'm thinking about today.'

‘Someone stumbles onto us and we get nasty and dirty, then we bolt according to the plan.'

‘And try to stay alive, aye. Great. And what if these Letherii ain't friendly?'

‘We just keep going, and steal what we need.'

‘We should've landed en masse, not just marines. With shields locked and see what they can throw at us.'

Fiddler rubbed at the back of his neck. Then sighed and said, ‘You know what they can throw at us, Gesler. Only the next time, there won't be Quick Ben dancing in the air and matching them horror for horror. This is a night war we're looking at. Ambushes. Knives in the dark. Cut and bolt.'

‘With no way out.'

‘Aye. So I do wonder if she lit up our transports to tell 'em we're here, or to tell us there's no point in thinking about retreat. Or both.'

Gesler grunted. ‘“Unwitnessed”, she said. Is that where we are? Already?'

Shrugging, Fiddler half rose. ‘Might be, Gesler. Let's get moving – the birds are twittering almost as loud as we are.'

But, as they tramped deeper into the wet, rotting forest, Gesler's last question haunted Fiddler.
Is he right, Adjunct? We there already?
Invading a damned empire in two-squad units. Running alone, unsupported, living or dying on the shoulders of a single squad mage.
What if Bottle gets killed in the first scrap? We're done for, that's what. Best keep Corabb nice and close to Bottle, and hope the old rebel's luck keeps pulling.

At the very least, the waiting was over. Real ground underfoot – they'd all wobbled like drunks coming up from the strand, which might have been amusing in other circumstances.
But not when we could have staggered right into a patrol.
Things were feeling solid now, though. Thank Hood. Well, as solid as one could be stumping over moss, overgrown sinkholes and twisted roots.
Almost as bad as Black Dog. No, don't think like that. Look ahead, Fid. Keep looking ahead.

Somewhere above them, through a mad witch's weave of branches, the sky was lightening.

 

‘Any more complainin' from any of you and I'll cut off my left tit.'

A half-circle of faces ogled her. Good. She was pleased with the way that always worked.

‘Good thing the swim put you out,' Bowl said.

Sergeant Hellian frowned at the huge soldier. Put out? ‘Heavies are idiots, you know that? Now.' She looked down and tried counting the number of rum casks she'd managed to drag from the hold before the flames went wild. Six, maybe ten. Nine. She waved at the blurry array. ‘Everybody make room in your packs. For one each.'

Touchy Brethless said, ‘Sergeant, ain't we supposed to find Urb and his squad? They gotta be close.' Then her corporal spoke again, this time in a different voice, ‘He's right. Bowl, where'd you come from again? Up the shore or down it?'

‘I don't remember. It was dark.'

‘Hold on,' Hellian said, taking a sidestep to maintain her balance on the pitching deck. No, the pitching ground. ‘You're not in my squad, Bowl. Go away.'

‘I'd like nothing better,' he replied, squinting at the wall of trees surrounding them. ‘I ain't carrying no cask of damned ale. Look at you, Sergeant, you're scorched all over.'

Hellian straightened. ‘Now hold on, we're talking 'ssential victuals. But I'll tell you what's a lot worse. I bet that fire was seen by somebody – and I hope the fool that started it is a heap of ash right now, that's what I hope. Somebody's seen it, that's for sure.'

‘Sergeant, they lit up
all
the transports,' said another one of her soldiers. Beard, thick chest, solid as a tree trunk and probably not much smarter either. What was his name?

‘Who are you?'

The man rubbed at his eyes. ‘Balgrid.'

‘Right, Baldy, now try explaining to me how some fool swam from ship to ship and set them afire? Well? That's what I thought.'

‘Someone's coming,' hissed the squad sapper.

The one with the stupid name. A name she always had trouble remembering. Could be? No. Sometimes? Unsure?
Ah, Maybe. Our sapper's name is Maybe. And his friend there, that's Lutes. And there's Tavos Pond – he's too tall. Tall soldiers get arrows in their foreheads. Why isn't he dead?
‘Anybody got a bow?' she asked.

A rustling of undergrowth, then two figures emerged from the gloom.

Hellian stared at the first one, feeling an inexplicable surge of rage. She rubbed thoughtfully at her jaw, trying to remember something about this sad-looking soldier. The rage drained away, was replaced with heartfelt affection.

Bowl stepped past her. ‘Sergeant Urb, thank Hood you found us.'

‘Urb?' Hellian asked, weaving as she moved closer and peered up into the man's round face. ‘That you?'

‘Found the rum, did you?'

Lutes said from behind her, ‘She's poisoning her liver.'

‘My liver's fine, soldier. Just needs a squeezing out.'

‘Squeezing out?'

She turned round and glared at the squad healer. ‘I seen livers before, Cutter. Big sponges full of blood. Tumbles out when you cut someone open.'

‘Sounds more like a lung, Sergeant. The liver's this flat thing, muddy brown or purple—'

‘Doesn't matter,' she said, wheeling back to stare at Urb. ‘If the first one dies the other one kicks in. I'm fine. Well,' she added with a loud sigh which seemed to make Urb reel back a step, ‘I'm in the best of moods, my friends. The best of moods. And now we're all together, so let's march because I'm pretty sure we're supposed to march somewhere.' She smiled over at her corporal. ‘What say you, Touchy Brethless?'

‘Sounds good, Sergeant.

‘Brilliant plan, Sergeant.'

‘Why do you always do that, Corporal?'

‘Do what?

‘Do what?'

‘Look, Baldy's the one who's half deaf—'

‘I'm not half deaf any more, Sergeant.'

‘You're not? So who here is half deaf?'

‘Nobody, Sergeant.'

‘No need to shout. Baldy can hear you and if he can't then we should've left him on the boat, along with that tall one there with the arrow in his skull, because neither one's no good to us. We're looking for grey-skinned murderers and they're hiding in these trees. Behind them, I mean. If they were in them, it'd hurt. So we need to start looking behind all these trees. But first, collect us a cask here, one each now, and then we can get going.

‘What're you all staring at? I'm the one giving the orders and I got me a new sword which will make chopping off one of these here tits a whole lot easier. Get moving, everyone, we got us a war to fight. Behind those trees.'

 

Crouched before him, Gullstream had the furtive look of a weasel in a chicken coop. He wiped his runny nose with the back of one forearm, squinted, then said, ‘Everyone accounted for, sir.'

Fist Keneb nodded, then turned as someone slid loudly down the beach ridge. ‘Quiet over there. All right, Gullstream, find the captain and send her to me.'

‘Aye, sir.'

The soldiers were feeling exposed, which was understandable. It was one thing for a squad or two to scout ahead of a column – at least retreat was possible in the traditional sense. Here, if they got into trouble, their only way out was to scatter. As the commander of what would be a prolonged, chaotic engagement, Keneb was worried. His attack unit of six squads would be the hardest one to hide – the mages with him were the weakest of the lot, for the simple reason that his platoon would be holding back on their inland march, with the primary objective being avoiding any contact. As for the rest of his legion, it was now scattered up and down thirty leagues of coastline. Moving in small units of a dozen or so soldiers and about to begin a covert campaign that might last months.

There had been profound changes to the Fourteenth Army since Malaz City. A kind of standardization had been imposed on the scores of wizards, shamans, conjurers and casters in the legions, with the intent of establishing sorcery as the principal means of communication. And, for the squad mages among the marines – a force that now had as many heavy infantry as sappers – certain rituals of Mockra were now universally known. Illusions to affect camouflage, to swallow sound, confuse scent.

And all of this told Keneb one thing.
She knew. From the very beginning. She knew where we were going, and she planned for it.
Once again there had been no consultation among the officers. The Adjunct's only meetings were with that Meckros blacksmith and the Tiste Andii from Drift Avalii.
What could they have told her about this land? None of them are even from here.

He preferred to assume it was a simple stroke of fortune when the fleet had sighted two Edur ships that had been separated from the others following a storm. Too damaged to flee, they had been taken by the marines. Not easily – these Tiste Edur were fierce when cornered, even when half-starved and dying of thirst. Officers had been captured, but only after every other damned warrior had been cut down.

The interrogation of those Edur officers had been bloody. Yet, for all the information they provided, it had been the ship's logs and charts that had proved the most useful for this strange campaign.
Ah, ‘strange' is too mild a word for this. True, the Tiste Edur fleets clashed with our empire – or what used to be our empire – and they'd conducted wholesale slaughter of peoples under our nominal protection. But isn't all that Laseen's problem?

The Adjunct would not relinquish her title, either. Adjunct to whom? The woman who had done all she could to try to murder her? What had happened that night up in Mock's Hold, anyway? The only other witnesses beyond Tavore and the Empress herself were dead. T'amber. Kalam Mekhar –
gods, that's a loss that will haunt us
. Keneb wondered then – and wondered still – if the entire debacle at Malaz City had not been planned out between Laseen and her cherished Adjunct. Each time this suspicion whispered through him, the same objections arose in his mind.
She would not have agreed to T'amber's murder. And Tavore damned near died at the harbour front. And what about Kalam?
Besides, even Tavore Paran was not cold enough to see the sacrifice of the Wickans, all to feed some damned lie. Was she?