The Complete Malazan Book of the Fallen (967 page)

‘What suspicious people?'

‘The ones who keep staring at us, of course.'

‘That's because of Scillara – what do you think we've just been talking about?'

‘Maybe they are, maybe they ain't. Maybe they're assassins, lookin' to jump us.'

‘That old man back there who got his ear boxed by his wife was an assassin? What kind of Guild are they running here?'

‘You don't know she was his wife,' Antsy retorted. ‘And you don't know but that was a signal to somebody on a roof. We could be walking right into an ambush!'

‘Of course,' agreed Blend, ‘that woman was his mother, because Guild rules state that Ma's got to come along to make sure he's got the hand signals down, and that he eats all his lunch and his knives are sharp and he's tied up his moccasins right so he doesn't trip in the middle of his murderous lunge at Sergeant Antsy.'

‘I ain't so lucky he trips,' Antsy said in a growl. ‘In case you ain't noticed, Blend, it's been a run of the Lord's push for us. Oponn's got it in for me, especially.'

‘Why?' Scillara asked.

‘Because I don't believe in the Twins, that's why. Luck – it's all bad. Oponn only pulls now to push later. If you've been pulled, it don't end there. Never does. No, you can expect the push to come any time and all you know for sure is it's gonna come, that push. Every time. In fact, we're all as good as dead.'

‘Well,' said Scillara, ‘I can't argue with that. Sooner or later, Hood takes us all, and that's the only certainty there is.'

‘Aren't you two cheerful this morning,' Blend observed. ‘Look, here we are.'

They had arrived at the Warden Barracks, suitably sombre and foreboding.

Blend saw an annexe fronting the blockish building with barred windows and set out towards it, the other two following.

A guard lounging outside the door watched them approach, and then said, ‘Check your weapons at the front desk. You here to visit someone?'

‘No,' snorted Antsy, ‘we've come to break 'im out!' And then he laughed. ‘Haha.'

No one found the joke at all amusing, especially after the sharper was found and correctly identified. Antsy then made the mistake of getting belligerent, in the midst of five or six stern-visaged constabulary, which led to a scuffle and then an arrest.

When all was said and done, Antsy found himself in a lock-up with three drunks, only one of whom was conscious – singing some old Fisher classic in a broken-hearted voice – and a fourth man who seemed to be entirely mad, convinced as he was that everyone he saw was wearing a mask, which was hiding something demonic, horrible, bloodthirsty. He'd been arrested for trying to tear off a merchant's face and he eyed Antsy speculatively before evidently deciding that the red-whiskered foreigner looked too tough to take on, at least while he was still awake.

The sentence was three days long, provided Antsy proved a model prisoner. Any trouble and it could stretch out some more.

As a result of all this, it was some time before Scillara and Blend managed to gain permission to see Barathol Mekhar. They met him in a holding cell while two guards stood flanking the single door, shortswords drawn.

Noting this, Scillara said, ‘Making friends in here, are you?'

The blacksmith looked somewhat shamefaced as he shrugged. ‘I had no intention of resisting the arrest, Scillara. My apprentice, alas, decided otherwise.' Anxiety tightened his features as he asked, ‘Any news of him? Has he been captured? Is he hurt?'

Scillara shrugged. ‘We've not seen or heard anything like that, Barathol.'

‘I keep telling them here, he's only a child in his head. It was my responsibility, all of it. But he went and broke some bones and noses, and they're pretty annoyed about that.'

Blend cleared her throat. Something was going back and forth between Barathol and Scillara and it made her uneasy. ‘Barathol, we can pay the fine to the Guild, but that scrap you had, that one's more serious.'

He nodded morosely. ‘Hard labour, yes. Six months or so.' There was the twitch of a grin. ‘And guess who I will be working for?'

‘Who?'

‘Eldra Foundry. And in six months I'll earn my ticket as a smith, since that's allowed. Some kind of rehabilitation programme.'

Scillara's throaty laugh straightened up both guards. ‘Well, that's one way to get there, I suppose.'

He nodded. ‘I went about it all wrong, it seems.'

‘I'm not sure,' said Scillara. ‘Is the Guild happy with that? I mean, it's sort of a way round them, isn't it?'

‘They've no choice. Every Guild in the city has to comply, barring, I suppose, the Assassins' Guild. Obviously, for most prisoners six months working in a trade might earn them an apprentice grade of some sort – but there's no limit to how fast you can advance. Just pass the exams and that's that.'

Scillara looked ready to burst out laughing. Even Barathol was struggling.

Blend sighed and then said, ‘I'll go settle the fine. Consider it a loan.'

‘Much appreciated, Blend, and thank you.'

‘Remembering Kalam,' she replied, heading out. Neither guard paid her any attention. But she was used to that.

 

A bhokaral answered the door. High Alchemist Baruk stared down at it for a long moment before concluding that this was nothing more than a bhokaral. Not a demon, not Soletaken. Just a bhokaral, its little wizened face scrunched up in belligerent regard, spiky ears twitching. When it made to close the postern door again Baruk stepped forward and held it open.

Sudden outrage and indignation. Hissing, spitting, making faces, the bhokaral shook a fist at Baruk and then fled down the corridor.

The High Alchemist closed the door behind him and made his way along the corridor. He could now hear other bhokarala, a cacophony of bestial voices joining in with the first one, raising an alarm that echoed through the temple. At a branching of the passageway he came upon an old Dal Honese woman tearing apart a straw broom. She glared up at Baruk and snapped something in some tribal tongue, then made squiggly gestures with the fingers of her left hand.

The High Alchemist scowled. ‘Retract that curse, witch. Now.'

‘You'll not be so bold when the spiders come for you.'

‘Now,' he repeated, ‘before I lose my temper.'

‘Bah! You're not worth the effort anyway!' And all at once she collapsed into a heap of spiders that scurried in all directions.

Baruk blinked, and then quickly stepped back. But none of the creatures skittered his way. Moments later they had inexplicably vanished, although not a single crack or seam was visible.

‘High Alchemist.'

He looked up. ‘Ah, High Priestess. I did knock—'

‘And a bhokaral let you in, yes. They're in the habit of doing that, having chased away most of my acolytes.'

‘I wasn't aware bhokarala were in the habit of infestation.'

‘Yes, well. Have you come to speak to me or the chosen…mouthpiece of Shadowthrone?'

‘I do not believe you have been entirely usurped, High Priestess.'

‘Your generosity is noted.'

‘Why is there a witch of Ardatha in your temple?'

‘Yes, why? Come with me.'

 

The Magus of Shadow –
gods below –
was sitting on the floor in the altar chamber, sharpening knives. A dozen such weapons were scattered round him, each one of a different design. ‘…tonight,' he was muttering, ‘they all die! Cut throats, cleaved hearts, pierced eyeballs, pared-back fingernails. Mayhem and slaughter. Clippings—' and then he glanced up, started guiltily, licked his lips once and suddenly smiled. ‘Welcome, High Barukness. Isn't it a lovely day?'

‘High Alchemist Baruk, Magus. And no, it is not a lovely day. What are you doing?'

His eyes darted. ‘Doing? Nothing, can't you see that?' He paused. ‘Can't he smell them? Close, oh so close! It's going to be a mess and whose fault will that be? A real mess – nothing to do with Iskaral Pust, though! I am perfect.' He attempted an expression of innocence. ‘I am perfect…ly – perfectly – fine.'

Baruk could not help himself, turning to Sordiko Qualm. ‘What was Shadowthrone thinking?'

The question clearly depressed her. ‘I admit to a crisis of faith, High Alchemist.'

Iskaral Pust leapt to his feet. ‘Then you must pray, my love. To me, since Shadowthrone sees through my eyes, hears through my ears, smells through my nose.' He crossed his eyes and added in a different tone, ‘Farts through my bung-hole, too, but that would be too offensive to mention.' He struggled to correct his gaze and smiled again. ‘Sordiko, my sweetness, there are very special, very secret prayers. And, er, rituals. See me after this man has left, there's no time to waste!'

Bhokarala were creeping into the chamber. A score of them, moving with pointless stealth, all converging on Iskaral Pust – who seemed entirely unaware of them as he winked at Sordiko Qualm.

‘High Priestess,' said Baruk, ‘you have my sympathy.'

‘I have news from Shadowthrone,' Iskaral Pust said. ‘This is why I have summoned you, Baruchemist.'

‘You did not summon me.'

‘I didn't? But I must have. At least, I was supposed to.' He tilted his head. ‘He's another idiot, nothing but idiots on all sides. There's just me and Sordiko darling, against the world. Well, we shall triumph!'

‘Shadowthrone?' Baruk prompted.

‘What? Who? Oh, him.'

‘Through your mouth.'

‘Brilliance shall pass, yes yes. Let me think, let me think. What was that message again? I forget. Wait! Wait, hold on. It was…what was it? Set a watch on the Urs Gate. That's it, yes. Urs Gate. Or was it Foss Gate? Raven Gate? Worry Gate? Cutter Gate? Two-Ox?'

‘Yes,' said Baruk, ‘that's all of them.'

‘Urs, yes, it must have been. Urs.'

Sordiko Qualm looked ready to weep.

Baruk rubbed at his eyes, and then nodded. ‘Very well. I shall take my leave then.' He bowed to the High Priestess.

The bhokarala rushed in. Each stole a knife and then, with shrieks, they raced away clutching their prizes.

Iskaral Pust stared agape, and then pulled at the two snarls of hair above his ears. ‘Evil!' he screamed. ‘They knew! They knew all my plans! How?
How?
'

 

‘Now, what shall I do with you?'

Chaur watched her with doleful eyes. He had been crying again, his eyes puffy, two runnels of snot streaking down to his reddened, chapped lips.

‘We must assume,' Spite continued, ‘that Barathol is unavoidably indisposed – of course, at the moment all we can do is assume, since in truth we have no idea what's happened to him. One thing is obvious, and that is that he cannot come here. If he could he would have, right? Come to collect you, Chaur.'

He was moments from bawling again. The simple mention of Barathol threatened to set him off.

Spite tapped her full lips with one long, perfectly manicured finger. ‘Unfortunately, I will need to leave here soon. Can I trust you to stay here, Chaur? Can I?'

He nodded.

‘Are you sure?'

He nodded again, and then wiped his nose, rather messily.

She frowned. ‘Dear me, you're a sight. Do you realize it is nothing more than certain pathways in your brain that are in disarray? A practitioner of High Denul could work wonders for you, Chaur. It's a thought, isn't it? Oh, I know, you don't have “thoughts” as such. You have…impulses, and confusion, and these two make up the man known as Chaur. And, barring times such as this one, you are mostly happy, and perhaps that is not something to be fiddled with. The gods know, happiness is a precious and rare commodity, and indeed it seems that the more intelligent and perceptive the individual, the less happy they generally are. The cost of seeing things as they are, I expect.

‘Then, of course, there is my sister. My smiling murderess sibling. My vicious, ice-cold, treacherous kin. She happens to be almost as intelligent as me, and yet she is immune to unhappiness. A quality, I suspect, of her particular insanity.

‘Anyway, Chaur, you will need to remain here, staying out of sight. For I must pay my sister a visit. For a word or two. Soon, yes?'

He nodded.

‘Now, let's get you cleaned up. I wouldn't want to upset Barathol and neither would you, I'm sure.'

Now, Chaur was good at understanding people most of the time. He was good at nodding, too. But on occasion understanding and nodding did not quite match. This was such a time.

But more of that later.

 

The carter failed to complete his breakfast, as it did not take long for someone to take note of the wrapped corpse, and then to bring word in to Meese that some fool had left a body in the bed of the cart outside the inn – hardly the kind of positive advertisement any inn might welcome, even the Phoenix. Swearing, Meese went out to see for herself, and something about those boots looked familiar. With a suddenly cold heart, she pulled the canvas back from Murillio's face.

Things happened quickly then: wretched comprehension, word's swift rush, and finally, the dusty, lifeless place in the soul that was grief. Abject sense of uselessness, the pummelling assault that is shock. The carter was cornered by Irilta and, seeing the strait he'd found himself in, the old man was quick to tell everyone all he knew.

The short, round man at the back of the room rose then with a sober expression and quietly took charge. He told Irilta and Meese to carry the body to a spare room upstairs, which they did with heartrending tenderness. Word was sent out to Coll. As for the others, well, everyone returned to the Phoenix Inn eventually, and so the ordeal of relaying the bad news would not end soon, and each time the emotions would well up once more. The living felt this new burden and they could see that the next few days would be without pleasure, without ease, and already everyone felt exhausted, and not even Kruppe was immune.