The Death and Life of Zebulon Finch, Volume 1 (51 page)

XXI.

B
UDDY! HEY, BUDDY!”

Before this invocation, millennia had passed, during which any of my fantasies might have been true. My eyelid dark, for instance, was really ten feet of ocean silt. The hiss of the highway was the undersea tectonics of a rearranging planet. Even the hands that took me by the armpits could have been a coral reef claiming me as feed for generations of fish.

“Jeez Louise! You all right, guy? You okay?”

The sizzling surf slid away as my body was dragged up the beach. My chin cut a tunnel through wet sand, then two hands wiped clean my face before rolling me onto my stomach. One of the hands walloped my back—a surprise—and my mouth voided a gallon of brown water seasoned with stones, twigs, shells, and bottle caps. No mayflies crawling their way out of my throat, not this time.

“Breathe, buddy! Breathe!”

That I could not do, but eject more scree I could. When the pile of vomitus became too much, I elbowed my body, lighter now for being emptied, away from the hands that continued their meddling. I foundered atop a bed of hot sand and, seeing no way around it, opened my eyes to the day.

It was the brightest one ever. The sky was spotless. The December breeze was sugar. Birds made wide circles, enjoying their forever
descent. I looked at myself and saw that I was covered with translucent white jellyfish. I welcomed their poison before realizing that they were the soaked slop of screenplay pages.

“You're one lucky son of a gun. Hoo-boy.”

Hunkered in the sand a few feet away was a boy my age, blond and suntanned and loaded with blinding white teeth. His ironed trousers and starched shirt had been thoroughly disheveled by his pointless rescue, but he was grinning.

“There wasn't anyone else in the car with you, was there? I sure hope not.”

I coughed wet sand.

“I was just driving along up there when I saw the guardrail all busted up, so I pulled over and checked it out. Figured the wind last night could have sent someone over the edge. But I didn't really think—oh, wow!”

He chuckled, leaned back against the dune, and titled his face to the sun.

“Tell you what, I'll never forget today. First what I heard on the radio and then this? Hey, buddy, is that what ran you off the road? You heard what happened and got upset? Heard about Pearl Harbor, I mean?”

If Pearl Harbor was a woman, she'd had the good fortune of evading my warpath.

“Hold on, you haven't heard? The Japs bombed it to pieces this morning. It's all over the news. I was listening to the game when they broke in—hey, look, buddy, I know you been through a lot here, but you better get wise. Pearl Harbor is in Hawaii. It's a military base. The dirty Japs, they sneak-attacked it, killed all sorts of our guys.”

With a push-up motion, I raised my waterlogged torso from the
beach and prompted myself with the various mechanics of standing. I lifted one knee, but it shook like that of a newborn foal. No, that is too precious a simile; I was an abysmal creature of the sea making its first gawkish land maneuver, uncertain that its soft limbs would hold. But was that not my ongoing struggle writ large? The perpetual waffling between monster and man?

“Buddy? You know what this means, right?”

My prolonged residency upon this planet had taught me a thing, perhaps even two. This Hawaiian incident would goad our fair country into another war. Arsenals on both sides would be sharpened to new classifications of lethality. There would be more casualties, more deaths. Plato, that berobed blowhard, had been no favorite of mine during my childhood tutelage, but he'd written one observation that I could not shake:

Only the dead have seen the end of war.

My knee held; I planted the associated foot. The whole leg trembled.

It would never hold my weight.

The boy punched a fist into a palm.

“We'll cream 'em! That's where I was headed when I found you. Me and some pals, we're meeting up at the recruiting office in Malibu to get our physicals. You bet we're gonna whip those Japs. Those Nazis, too! Hey, sorry about your car and everything, but maybe you want to come along?”

This curious death of mine had led me to a surfeit of unexpected places, uncommon people, and outlandish ends, and it was nowhere close to finished. Kneeling there upon that sun-blasted beach, I would not have been totally surprised, I think, to learn some of what was yet to come. That I would meet leaders of men and become a leader myself; that I would go places no human being had ever gone; that I would come to know, much belatedly, the true identity of my murderer. Can you still not make out the inevitable end to my tale? Oh, you darling thing; were your hand here, I would pat it.

Take heed, Dearest Reader, should you opt to continue with me down this narrowing path. We have spent considerable time in each other's company, you and I, and often such proximity breeds fondness. But throw no arm about my shoulder; fly me no kisses before we meet again. Eye me instead with suspicion. Keep handy a register of the damages I have rained down upon those who have kept my company.

Never forget who I am and what I have done.

My shadow, struck by midday sun, evanesced beneath my feet as though I had never existed. I was standing. My knees knocked, hips teetered, and spine flapped, but I was standing. Perhaps that meant something; perhaps it did not. I rose to full height, a man, at least for now, on some grade of terra firma.

The boy stood too, slapped the sand from his seat, and addressed me square.

“It's a new day, fella. A new world. What do you say?”

I was but seventeen, young for an enlistee, but I wagered that Uncle Sam would be willing to bend his rules for a lad so eager to die for the cause. For any cause, really. So what did I say to this magnanimous challenge? What else
was
there to say, Reader, about a country so generous that it handed to me, free of charge, one more chance at annihilation committed in the glory of its star-spangled banner, its twilight's last gleam, its amber waves of grain—all that fine stuff.

I smiled. It looked good, I bet. I still had a bit of the knack.

“Gød bless America,” said I.

END OF VOLUME ONE

A COMMERCIAL SOLICITATION TO THE READER

Provided that you have enjoyed this fancy, we implore you to read the conclusion:
The Death and Life of Zebulon Finch, Volume Two:
Empire Decayed
, to be issued soon by this most reputable of publishing organizations.

A NOTE OF GRATITUDE

Mr. Kraus wishes to convey appreciation to the following cohorts and colleagues: Mr. Richard Abate, Ms. Lisa Brown, Mr. Joshua Ferris, Ms. Eliza Kennedy, Ms. Amanda Kraus, Mr. Grant Rosenberg, and Mr. Christian Trimmer.

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Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data

Kraus, Daniel, 1975–

The death and life of Zebulon Finch. Volume one, At the edge of empire / as prepared by the esteemed fictionist, Daniel Kraus.—First edition.

pages cm

Summary: “The story follows Zebulon Finch, a teenager murdered in 1896 Chicago who inexplicably returns from the dead and searches for redemption through the ages”

—Provided by publisher.

ISBN 978-1-4814-1139-4 (hardcover : alk. paper)

ISBN 978-1-4814-1141-7 (eBook)

[1. Murder—Fiction. 2. Dead—Fiction.] I. Title. II. Title: At the edge of empire.

PZ7.K8672De 2015

[Fic]—dc23

2014039293