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Authors: Melia McClure

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Barber’s scissors lay on the edge of the sink.

INT. VELVET’S BATHROOM—MORNING

The Shadowman runs his fingers through Velvet’s hair.

SHADOWMAN

A trim, darling, just a trim.

He wraps his hands around her throat. Their eyes meet in the mirror. He smiles. Her gaze glitters with fear.

I dragged my fingers through my hair trying to unclump it, spools of wet threads wound tight. My hair was long, ends sprinkling water on my lower back. I started at the front. Winding the end of one wooly whorl around my index finger, I picked up the scissors and began to trim the spray of splits that shot off. At first, meticulous; then hacking, wielding my scissors with abandon, the way I did once upon a time, when I scalped Barbie before stirring a tub of Dep with her head. Locks fell dead and heavy, inert half-curls. I sliced away at the back of my neck, coming around my left cheek with a flourish, then hedgeclippered some bangs, a thick forehead curtain. Stuck-her-finger-in-a-socket Louise Brooks. Smoothed down the bobbed frizz with pineapple-scented serum, looked long at my exposed shoulders, collarbone emptying to a hollow at the base of my throat.

Hairs stuck to the bottoms of my feet and then shed onto the hardwood floor as I walked to the bedroom. Clothes on my bed, on the floor, on my chair. Morning light passing a note through the blinds gave the room a movie theatre feel, lush-jet of brilliance in the darkness.

INT. VELVET’S BEDROOM—MORNING

The Shadowman stands beside the closet, leaning languidly against the wall. He is dressed in full drag queen regalia, complete with red wig, four-inch patent leather stilettos and fishnet stockings. He starts to sing a song from
Kiss of the Spider Woman
—“Dressing Them Up.” After a few bars, he pauses, pulls out a nail file and begins to file his long red fake nails. He stares at Velvet, his mouth contorted by a vicious smirk.

SHADOWMAN

It’s about time you got the fuck out of here, you little whore. ’Course, I’d really rather burn you alive, but I—

VELVET

(screams)

Shut up Shut up Shut up! I can’t think I can’t think let me think!

The Shadowman whips off his stiletto heel and starts to pummel Velvet in the face. Her lip splits and lacerations, like angry fault lines, crack open, oozing blood.

I stood at my closet, fingering sleeves, skirts, buttons. Face to a 1920 lace shawl, spider web on my cheek. Velvet pants (in honour of my name) with ankles swelling to soft bells. A white halter dress sweetened with tiny cherries, worn with Sabrina heels and a sense of great expectation. Next to that, the one I wanted, circa 1938 cut on the bias, lip-red, gem-sparkly. I took it out of the closet and laid it on my bed. From a bureau drawer I removed a black satiny bra. Wired myself in and then slipped the dress off the hanger and stepped inside, pulling it up slowly, chiffon column rising from the red puddle at my ankles. At the foot of the bed: orange and yellow chicken slippers, black satin heels. I chose the evening shoes, buckled up. Moved to the vanity mirror, added small pearl drop earrings. I was a silvery photograph, the watery light in the room gathering handfuls of dress, grey-red sepia cast, my eyes dulled and dusty as the bottom of a trunk. High up in the elm in the front yard, the lonely, straggling note of a bird clung to the morning breeze.

On a hook in my closet hung my favourite belt: silvery, lizard-skin, ’70s. I picked it up, rubbing the roughness of the miniscule geometric pattern on the skin. I walked to the bathroom, slowly and with even, deliberate—regal—steps, trailing the hem of my dress, long belt and perfume behind me. The humidity had dissipated, but the cloying sweetness of my bath remained. On the inside of the tub the dirty ring had darkened and dried to a peeling horizon. My pink towel lay on the floor and I picked it up, scrunching the fibres in my fist.

I hung it over the mirror.

I pressed my lips together.

I tasted my lipstick.

I smelled my perfume.

I smoothed my hips.

I straightened my spine.

I climbed onto the toilet.

I tied the belt to the pipes.

I belted my neck.

I breathed in and out.

And then—

My mother set the food down on the kitchen counter, shook her head at the mess and called my name with particular emphasis on the first syllable.

Vel
-vet. Are you in the bathroom?

I imagine I swayed, a tiny gesture, difficult to see.

Honey? Are you still asleep? You’re supposed to be at—

She entered the bathroom and her voice tangled and then slip-knotted in her throat, fraying to a scream. Up, up, up went the pitch and bang, bang, bang went the door, Mr. Cassidy from upstairs interjecting his plump fist into my mother’s wails. She was trying to un-belt my neck, he was opening the door, calling out, moving into the hall.

I was whizzing headfirst down a slide, in the dark.

Mr. Cassidy got me free while my mother sucked air and salt from the tears that were running over her lips. He yelled at her to find the phone, pressed his mouth to my Joan Crawford red. The phone wasn’t in plain sight; I remember that. I had stuffed it under two Chinese embroidered pillows to muffle the sound.

In the place where I had gone it was still dark, though I was on my feet, walking, with Mr. Cassidy’s breath rushing at my heels like the charge of air in a SkyTrain station when the train is threading itself into the eye of the terminal.

My mother found the phone jack and tracked the cord to the phone, picked up the receiver and blanked. She couldn’t remember her name or my address. Mr. Cassidy shouted information over the whir of the fan. Clippings of my hair from the floor were sticking to my skin and my dress. My skin was less blue, more rice powder.

In a while, the plaintive chide of a siren sliced the morning on my street. I had always wanted to ride in an ambulance. They get more attention than limousines or hearses, and anyway, if you’re riding in a hearse you hardly get to appreciate it. As it turned out, though, I was still bumping around in the dark place, unaware of the red-dressed body I had left behind, so I never got to experience the noble hovering of the paramedics above me as they tried to get my dust-bag lungs to pump. Dreams never happen quite the way you hope.

Up ahead, faint auras of light sharpened as I neared. The glow was sucked back into the yellow hearts of streetlamps carving rows of doors out of the shadow. Each door was white and large, taller than average, and heavy looking. All of the knobs were gold. I stopped walking and stared for a long time, waiting for God to throw out a lightning bolt or something.

In the ambulance my mother and Mr. Cassidy crowded beside me. My dress was twisted and there was a welt on my neck. New bob frizzy, as though I’d dropped a toaster in the bath instead. My mother squeezed my hand until it matched my dress and the man in uniform monitored and fussed, trying to revive Ophelia.

No lightning bolts, or fireworks, no river to cross or gate to pass through, no guest book to sign. No one offering to film a single memory to keep, like in a movie I saw (I knew that couldn’t be true), no signs, no fare to pay. It was like being stood up on a blind date, except you can’t call the friend who set you up and ream her out.

Mr. Cassidy bit his fingernails. My mother said my name over and over.

I chose a door.

The siren shrilled on.

I opened it.

My mother sobbed.

I stepped inside.

Velvet, Velvet, Velvet, Velvet, Velvet, Velvet—

2

T
he heavy door shut behind me with surprising force, as if pushed from the other side. Vast vistas of cloud-tinged azure? No, a small room with blush pink walls and a frilly coconut pie of a bed. The lighting was florescent and over-bright. I moved to the bed and touched the bedspread, a delicate eyelet with matching pillow shams, the kind I begged my mother to buy me when I was ten. How our tastes change. Over the bed was a barred window, which at first I thought had a white blind over it, until I put my fingertips to the glass, felt the coolness and realized that the whiteness beyond was the view. Stuffed animals sat on the eyelet and on the deep windowsill, tattered and well-loved, ones I recognized: Paddington Bear with hat and raincoat, black and yellow bumblebee with mesh wings, chocolate brown dog with large ears muffing its head and a very tattered, rather small almond-coloured bear—Beary Bear—with a fraying nose. They had all belonged to me. A gilt-edged mirror hung beside the bed, a built-in picture of cherubs above the glass. It was then that I saw: no red dress, no fancy shoes. Just flesh. (Why wasn’t I cold? I thought, this place must have central heating.) I looked thinner, although mirrors can be deceiving. What to do when you find yourself unexpectedly naked? I climbed into bed.

Okay. What the Hell? I drew the pink sheets up under my chin. On the opposite side of the room was a beautiful Chinese screen traced with the fine lines of bamboo leaves. On one side of it was a small writing desk on which sat a yellow legal pad and a purple gel pen. In front of the desk sat a matching chair. On the other side of the screen was a closet, and on the wall next to it was a clock that was stopped at 8:57. I got out of bed and approached the closet, panic playing a calliope behind my ribs. The door opened and inside was a childish pink sundress, simple sheath, to the knee. Thank God—I ripped it off the hanger, shimmied in. And that’s when I thought—there must be some mistake. I turned to the room’s big white door, seized the gold knob and yanked—yanked—yanked, but the door remained closed.

Breathe. That’s what I told myself. So I stood there for a few moments, sucking oxygen and shaking like a wet cat, before I quit dignity and started pounding on the door. Surely God wasn’t deaf. What had I hoped God would say to me at the pearly gates? I don’t know . . . You’re better looking in person? I wasn’t sure, but I thought there’d be something, some form of dialogue. Who’s minding the store, here? This couldn’t be the inn Christina Rossetti was referring to; the poem didn’t say one word about being trapped. But you can only shriek for so long before you start to feel ridiculous—even in this place, apparently, self-consciousness lives—and besides that, my voice started to shrivel to a croak. So either God had eyeshades on and earplugs in, or I was being ignored. Either way, I felt like tearing out Paddington Bear’s stuffing and writhing on the floor like an overturned crab.

I went to the bed and settled for hurling poor Paddington at the door, causing his little rain hat to fly off. I sprawled out on the eyelet and stared at the ceiling, which I now noticed, to my further chagrin, was covered with glow-in-the-dark suns and moons and stars, just like the ones I’d had and loved, until they stopped glowing and refused to recharge, no matter how much time I spent shining a flashlight on them. Ambushed by my childhood. Surprised there wasn’t a TV playing nonstop
Scooby-Doo
. So I lay there, tracing the outlines of perfect stars with an imaginary finger, whirlpooled by confusion. And disappointment. And rage. And then horror, as I felt the familiar cold sluice of despair.

After a while—who knows how long, there were no real suns and moons and stars to guide me—I realized I was scrunching the eyelet so hard my fists ached, tears waterfalling into the thicket of my bob. I had always been a person who believed in signs, and the appalling lack of them was terrifying. It was becoming evident that no Big Hand was going to pluck me clear through the stick-on solar system—room service was even doubtful. Not that I was hungry, appetite had gone the way of my life. But I was frantic to hear the rap of another being on the other side of the door: Welcome Velvet, glad you could join us. Or maybe the lack of signs was the sign; this is it kid, this is what all the do-gooding (okay, well, maybe “good intentions” would be more accurate) is for. But no, the stuffed animals, all the childhood hauntings, must be ushering me back through the annals of my life, preparing to spit me out fresh the other side. Then, the thought that had been jostling all the others buffaloed to the front of the line: I hung myself, now Eternity is going to hang me out to dry. Through all of the heart-mash, nerve-searing sadness and terror of the Shadowman, I’d never believed in Hell—a depressed optimist? Was this the brutal serves-you-right-you-should-have-known-better Truth? I’d always loved to be alone, no one imposing on my aura, pricking my energy field. The quiet shoaling into the chattery crevices of my mind. Alone was a kind of Heaven, if that word can be used to describe anything on Earth. But this was a prison, and even worse than that, I was still the same, steel-boxed inside the Hell in my head. (Though the Shadowman hadn’t shown up yet, threatening to burn me alive—so maybe my wish had come true and I’d escaped.) But solitary forever? I expected people who liked me, people I liked. Falling into open arms as if into a womb of fleece.

Well, wasn’t this a Welcome Home party. Break out the charred hors d’oeuvres. Where was the giant spit to roast myself on?

And that’s when I thought of Purgatory. The med-doped, middling mood, or non-mood, the thick-aired, sludgy-boned half-state. Was I in a waiting room, being voted on, before being passed on to The Dentist with the Eternal Drill, or a champagne-clinking First Supper with well-padded chairs and chocolate soufflé?

Neurons ricocheted, limbs accordioned in. I lay on my side embryo-tight, and screamed. Screamed. Screamed. Screamed until I curdled, decibel-spent, on the floor. And then there I was, sweat, tears (blood? I can do that too—where’s my razor?), ears throbbing, bulldozed by stasis.

I got up, lurching, staggering through timeless Void, and faced the seraphim-festooned mirror. Red lips gone. Winged Hepburn liner gone. Face parchment-plain, dark almost black eyes headlighting out of the pale. I could see the bob might’ve been a good idea if it’d been cut with a steady hand, with a few layers shredded in, but now it looked like an electrified headdress. Oh well, no heads to turn. I looked as wan and waxy as I had in the weeks before I’d turned myself into a mobile, or, correction, before I’d covered the mess of my face with my string-up makeover. Mirror shone back the self I remembered, although it seemed the checkerboard of tendons had started to loosen, once pearl-round cheeks flattening into a small, drooping mouth. Eyelids puffy from crying, new awnings for damp pink eyes. My nose—slightly reminiscent of my father’s, if a lone photograph of him is trustworthy—shone red. (Where was my father? Shouldn’t he be knocking on the door? Introducing himself? Explaining what the Hell was going on?) An angry welt choked my neck. I did look thinner, as though the stuffing had been knocked out of me and my skin was struggling to catch up, and everything seemed looser, looser and dissolving, breasts in retreat. I pulled up my dress, placed a hand on my stomach, moved it down a deflated thigh. Dropped the dress and sighed, inspected my arms and veiny, piano-fingered hands. All of the marks were there, everywhere: freckles, bruises, traces of cellulite and the scar on my left arm from the afternoon the Shadowman forced me to try carving a flower with a boxcutter. All were accentuated by the horrible florescent lighting, the hellish trick of retail stores back on Earth, designed to depress you into splurging on the more expensive bathing suit. Well, I thought, that seals it. This ain’t Heaven.

Peregrinations, again—God, get me off this fucking treadmill. Gold doorknob in my hand, wild rattling. Bashed my knuckles into the heavy white, polka-dotted it pink with my blood. Moved to the writing desk so I could get a running start, and splatted my pink-sundressed bag o’ bones. My heart spazzed, as though trying to pump clots, and I wore a groove between desk and door.

Little pool of body curled on the floor, streaked bloody, joint-wobbly. My breath came in obscene gasps; brutalized, orgasmic rushes. All right God, or Whoever, or the Great Nothing, there you have it: blood, sweat, and tears. Happy now?

INT. VELVET’S PURGATORY (HOPEFULLY) OR HELL (?)—MIRROR—TIMELESS

The Shadowman is in the mirror, playing a tiny violin. He is once again dressed in black cashmere, his dark hair gleaming as though under hot lights.

SHADOWMAN

This is the saddest music in the world. It’s enough to make me weep leaden tears. It’s enough to make Beethoven weep leaden tears. In fact, I think Beethoven
did
weep leaden tears! You fucked up.

Notes pour forth from the mirror, melodic quavers hooking themselves into the air, pearlescent nails sunk in flesh.

SHADOWMAN

Repeat after me. I will not go mad. I will not go mad. I will not go mad. I will not go mad. I will not go mad. I will not go mad.

He stops playing the violin and smiles.

SHADOWMAN

Too late.

What the fuck was
he
doing here? He’d forced me to follow his instructions, threatened to burn me alive after pulling out my fingernails if I didn’t hang myself just so . . . and I was stupid and naïve enough to have entertained the faint hope that if I did what I was told . . . I would be free of him forever. But if this was in fact Hell, then I guess I’m hooped. My bid to make a final getaway appeared to be a miserable failure. I could be stuck in bed with the Shadowman for all Eternity.

I seeped fluids into the soft carpet while the clock needled the same numbers on the wall above me. Swayed to my knees like a dumb animal nosing the air after sleep. I had a sense that my skin was full of holes (partly true—skinless knuckles, scratches, bruises) and out of those holes hung nerve-tufts, with a spirally weight like Slinkies. Patted myself down briefly to make sure the sensation wasn’t based in fact—some weird turn-Velvet-into-sludge torture (although I must say I did an admirable job of that myself—why weren’t the walls padded? And why did I suddenly think of the garbage-compacter room in
Star Wars
?)—then crawled to the chair. My breathing was still shaky, and with one hand on the chair I heave-panted into the carpet, which smelled of lavender. This made me gag. Floral scents are inadvisable when one has thrown oneself against a wall. Hunched over, I felt my tonsils twist and a chilly sweat surge from my face and neck. My stomach trampolined. Front flip. Back flip. Side aerial. And bum drop. Everything falls back down into place. I got to my feet holding on to the chair, then lowered myself into it. It was a very Zen-looking little chair, all black lacquer and clean lines, with a white satin cushion covered in black Roman numerals. The writing desk that was now before me was also spare and simple black lacquer, with Chinese characters etched around the border. As a child I was desperate to learn to calligraph their curves and flutes, lettering far more luxurious and profound, I thought, than the boring Roman alphabet. But I never learned and eventually it seemed too difficult a thing, one of the expansive ambitions of childhood to be looked back on with wistful flutters of self-pity when a sizable chunk of your ease and time had somehow disappeared.

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