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Authors: Amy Woods

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He
munched on my spam castanets, even though I'd had Aunt Flo visiting for the
best part of a week. He copped a giant butt nugget on my chest puppies just so
he could suck it up like a bulldog eating porridge. The feeling of his penis
pudding seeping down my throat got my fallopian fish stock flowing quicker than
snot off a whip. Inserting a 15" spiked vibrator into my split peach got
me ejecting fallopian fish stock faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel.
Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as
his love lollipop plunged deeper into my other vagina. Within no time, I could
feel the shitty baby gravy leaching from my ring piece and all over my flappy
meal. It was bliss having his spunk-filled spam rocket rammed inside me again;
stuffing my cock holster with a lightbulb just didn't get my chamber of squelch
spritzing like it used to. The hammering of my poo pipe was so vigorous, he
soon found his scroto baggins joining his spam dagger deep in my rusty sherif's
badge. With his one-eyed milkman fucking deep into my moose knuckle, the
sensation of his jebend smashing my cervix made me quiver like jelly. My split
peach was trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver. The seemingly
never-ending streams of love piss emanating from his cunt plunger soon had me
coated like a plasterer's radio. There was cock snot dribbling from his
one-eyed milkman and I was wetter than a bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for
more. Some girls are happy just to buff the muff when they're alone, but I
can't get off without having a number of chillies in my fuck trench and a
gerbil up my puckered brown eye. My throat was so full of ramrod and ectoplasm,
the gentleman's relish was seeping down my chin and onto my chest puppies.
After having my salmon slit plowed, he then proceeded to plow my turd cutter.
If I don't dial the rotary phone to get my tuna tunnel tears seeping from my
one slice toaster, his battering ram is going to leave my clap flaps resembling
Terry Waite's allotment. Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight
of his long-dong silver made my flange custard weep like a rabid dog. With my
vertical garden now much like a dropped burrito, he thought it was time to
start ramming my turd-herder. Is now the time to tell him I really need to
extrude a hardened fudge nugget, I wondered? Hours of hammering like this would
leave any girl's roast beef platter looking like a blind cobbler's thumb, and I
was no different! The mixture of colon cobra and love piss in my brown mile
created the delicious rectoplasm that he was so fond of. I awoke the next
morning with my gashtray still frothing. I thought it was over but his cervix
cigar had other ideas. By now, my cod cave was draining like Augustus Gloop's
mouth at the sight of Willy Wonka's chocolate river. The unrelenting orgasms
from his purple-headed trouser snake slamming my south mouth made me come so
hard, I began sweating like a pregnant nun. The plowing makes me eject my spaff
all over his chorizo howitzer. I can't wait to devour the love piss from his
battering ram.

With
my beef curtains now much like Brian May's plughole, he thought it was time to
start ramming my fart valve. Is now the time to tell him I really need to cut a
corn-eyed butt snake, I wondered? With his blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon
raiding deep into my clearing in the woods, the sensation of his timed slimer
smashing my cervix made me quiver like a shitting dog. The unrelenting orgasms
from his washington monument pounding my birth cannon made me come so hard, I
began sweating like a fat slag in a disco. He extruded a giant corn-eyed butt
snake on my chesticles just so he could consume it up like a bulldog eating porridge.
The seemingly never-ending streams of cock custard emanating from his
washington monument soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. The feeling of
his magician's wax dribbling down my throat got my vertical moisture flowing
quicker than snot off a whip. After having my front bum slammed, he then
proceeded to pound my rusty bullet hole. The mixture of corn-eyed butt snake
and creamy load in my rusty sherif's badge created the delicious sphincter
sauce that he was so fond of. My vibration station was trembling like Vanessa
Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. If I don't buff the muff to get my shrimp sap
leaking from my enchilada of love, his love muscle is going to leave my
lunchmeat resembling a hippo's yawn. It was bliss having his tenderloin truncheon
rammed inside me again; stuffing my herring hole with a lightbulb just didn't
get my moose knuckle ejecting like it used to. Inserting a 9-iron into my
gammon alley got me spattering clunge gunge faster than a greased weasel shit.
He munched on my lunchmeat, even though I'd been on the rag for the best part
of a week. I can't wait to devour the penis pudding from his throbbing quim
dagger. When he removed his disco stick from my ring piece, he was pleasantly
surprised to see a corn-eyed butt snake staring back as him. He knew I couldn't
wait to lap the sewer trout off his stilton sword. Hours of pounding like this
would leave any girl's beef curtains looking like Brian May's plughole, and I
was no different! I awoke the next morning with my one slice toaster still
oozing. I thought it was over but his tallywacker had other ideas. Within no
time, I could feel the shitty love piss haemorrhaging from my old dirt road and
all over my roast beef platter. The pounding makes me spray my fallopian fish
stock all over his throbbing quim dagger. My cake hole was so full of chorizo
howitzer and love mayonnaise, the gentleman's relish was trickling down my chin
and onto my love bubbles. Now, I've seen more japseyes than an oriental
optician, but the sight of his giggle stick made my fallopian fish stock flow
like Adele waiting for Greggs to open. By now, my vibration station was
frothing like a leaky tap. The slamming of my rusty bullet hole was so
vigorous, he soon found his jingle-jangle jewellery joining his devil's bagpipe
deep in my balloon knot. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the
least of my worries as his stilton sword rammed deeper into my mud flap. Some
girls are happy just to stimulate the genitals through phalangetic motion when
they're alone, but I can't get off without having an antique doorknob in my
oyster ditch and a 15" spiked vibrator up my turd-herder.

It
was bliss having his giggle stick rammed inside me again; stuffing my slime
hole with my fist just didn't get my spunk dungeon ejecting like it used to.
When he removed his greasy slimelight from my old dirt road, he was pleasantly
surprised to see a hardened fudge nugget staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to gobble the toilet twinkie off his cream reaper. He munched on
my fishy flaps, even though I'd had Aunt Flo visiting for the best part of a
week. After having my frilling pink golf bag slammed, he then proceeded to
pound my poo pipe. Inserting a squash into my chamber of squelch got me flowing
sex wee faster than snot off a whip. The slamming of my ring piece was so
vigorous, he soon found his family jewels joining his devil's bagpipe deep in
my balloon knot. The mixture of sewer trout and ectoplasm in my other vagina
created the delicious rectoplasm that he was so fond of. Some girls are happy
just to tune the tuna when they're alone, but I can't get off without having an
antique doorknob in my cock holster and a 9-iron up my other vagina. My slime
hole was trembling like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. The feeling of his love
mayonnaise draining down my throat got my tuna tunnel tears flowing quicker
than snot off a whip. There was cock custard sliming from his jade rod and I
was wetter than an English summer. We were ready for more. With my piss flaps
now much like a twisted slipper, he thought it was time to start plunging my
shit winker. Is now the time to tell him I really need to roll a footlong fudge
bullet, I wondered? Hours of raiding like this would leave any girl's hairy
goblet looking like a hippo's yawn, and I was no different! My mouth was so
full of purple beaver buster and baby gravy, the man fat was dribbling down my
chin and onto my chest puppies. The seemingly never-ending streams of creamy
load emanating from his disco stick soon had me coated like a plasterer's
radio. Within no time, I could feel the shitty cock snot sliming from my shit
winker and all over my open-faced ham sandwich. I awoke the next morning with
my municipal cockwash still foaming. I thought it was over but his giggle stick
had other ideas. The unrelenting orgasms from his spam dagger thrusting my cod
crater made me come so hard, I began sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish
shop. With his blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon fucking deep into my carp
cavity, the sensation of his slut slayer smashing my cervix made me quiver like
Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor
was the least of my worries as his stilton spear slid deeper into my soft tight
anus. He pitched a giant stink pickle on my chesticles just so he could lap it
up like a pig at a trough. By now, my depravity cavity was dripping like
Augustus Gloop's mouth at the sight of Willy Wonka's chocolate river. If I
don't study english cliterature to get my clunge gunge sliming from my cod
canyon, his stilton spear is going to leave my open-faced ham sandwich
resembling a manatee in yoga pants. The pounding makes me gush my minge monsoon
all over his bald-headed yogurt slinger. Now, I've seen more helmets than
Hitler, but the sight of his bugger king made my fallopian fish stock leak like
a broken coffee maker.

If
I don't audition the finger puppets to get my shrimp sap foaming from my sperm
socket, his meaty member is going to leave my vertical garden resembling John
Wayne's saddlebags. The mixture of sewer trout and Da Vinci load in my brown
mile created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. The
hammering makes me gush my minge mucus all over his blue-veined custard
chucker. It was bliss having his ramrod plunged inside me again; stuffing my
chlamydia canal with a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster just didn't get
my slime hole flowing like it used to. There was ectoplasm dribbling from his
long-dong silver and I was wetter than an otter's pocket. We were ready for
more. He munched on my open-faced ham sandwich, even though I'd been surfing
the crimson tide for the best part of a week. Hours of fucking like this would
leave any girl's panty hamster looking like a motorway pileup, and I was no
different! The feeling of his penis pudding seeping down my throat got my tuna
tunnel tears flowing quicker than snot off a whip. When he removed his cunt
plunger from my turd cutter, he was pleasantly surprised to see a colon cobra
staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to chow down on the corn-eyed butt
snake off his cervix cigar. Within no time, I could feel the shitty cock
custard oozing from my black hole and all over my vertical smile. My throat was
so full of purple beaver buster and gentleman's relish, the man fat was foaming
down my chin and onto my breasticles. He launched a giant colon cobra on my
droopies just so he could suck it up like a bulldog eating porridge. After
having my Quimcy, M.E. plowed, he then proceeded to hammer my fudge factory.
With my lunchmeat now much like a shot cat, he thought it was time to start
sliding my fudge factory. Is now the time to tell him I really need to roll a
corn-eyed butt snake, I wondered? Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor
was the least of my worries as his batter blaster shoved deeper into my other
vagina. I awoke the next morning with my Quimcy, M.E. still weeping. I thought
it was over but his wrist-thick wand had other ideas. My ruby cave was
trembling like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. The unrelenting orgasms
from his blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon fucking my Quimcy, M.E. made me come
so hard, I began sweating like a paedo during a prison riot. I can't wait to
chow down on the love mayonnaise from his master of ceremonies. By now, my
penis pothole was frothing like a broken fridge freezer. The hammering of my
turd cutter was so vigorous, he soon found his two amigos joining his blind
butler deep in my black hole. Inserting an egg timer into my ruby cave got me
spattering clunge gunge faster than a greased weasel shit. Some girls are happy
just to fish for pearls when they're alone, but I can't get off without having
my fist in my hatchet wound and a 9-iron up my rusty bullet hole. The seemingly
never-ending streams of ectoplasm emanating from his batter blaster soon had me
coated like a plasterer's radio. Now, I've seen more action than Helmand
Province, but the sight of his bald avenger made my minge monsoon flow like
there was a midget inside me with a super soaker.

The
unrelenting orgasms from his wensleydale wand fucking my front bum made me come
so hard, I began sweating like a midget nun at a penguin shoot. With my panty
hamster now much like Brian May's plughole, he thought it was time to start
shoving my ring piece. Is now the time to tell him I really need to cut a butt
nugget, I wondered? Now, I've seen more foreskins than a rabbi during a baby
boom, but the sight of his cunt plunger made my flange custard drain like a
leaky tap. The seemingly never-ending streams of love piss emanating from his
batter blaster soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. The hammering of my
fudge factory was so vigorous, he soon found his family jewels joining his
washington monument deep in my rusty bullet hole. Some girls are happy just to
fish for pearls when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a
15" spiked vibrator in my quim and my fist up my chocolate starfish. There
was man fat foaming from his tenderloin truncheon and I was wetter than a
bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for more. Inserting a 10 inch purple battery-operated
monster into my Quimcy, M.E. got me spattering minge mucus faster than snot off
a whip. The pounding makes me pour my clunge gunge all over his long-dong
silver. I can't wait to devour the Da Vinci load from his master of ceremonies.
It was bliss having his womb ferret probed inside me again; stuffing my carp
cavity with a number of chillies just didn't get my tampon tunnel splurging
like it used to. He pinched off a giant colon cobra on my sweater puppies just
so he could chow down on it up like a pig at a trough. My fuck gutter was
trembling like a rat on acid. With his giggle stick pounding deep into my penis
pothole, the sensation of his balony pony smashing my cervix made me quake like
Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. After having my pink velvet sausage
wallet plowed, he then proceeded to plow my turd-herder. Within no time, I
could feel the shitty love piss leaching from my Oxo orifice and all over my
furburger. The mixture of hardened fudge nugget and magician's wax in my black
hole created the delicious rectoplasm that he was so fond of. Hours of fucking
like this would leave any girl's flappy meal looking like Terry Waite's
allotment, and I was no different! My cake hole was so full of greasy
slimelight and creamy load, the love piss was foaming down my chin and onto my
chesticles. When he removed his kebeb skewer from my shit winker, he was
pleasantly surprised to see a Mr. Hanky staring back as him. He knew I couldn't
wait to chow down on the butt nugget off his skin flute. If I don't get a
stinky pinky to get my fallopian fish stock leaching from my cod canyon, his
stilton sword is going to leave my piss flaps resembling a gutted trout. I
awoke the next morning with my ladytown still leaching. I thought it was over
but his bugger king had other ideas. The feeling of his cock snot haemorrhaging
down my throat got my tuna tunnel tears flowing quicker than a greased weasel
shit. By now, my furry cup was draining like Augustus Gloop's mouth at the
sight of Willy Wonka's chocolate river. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the
floor was the least of my worries as his throbbing quim dagger stuffed deeper
into my fart valve.

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