Authors: Amy Woods
With
my spam castanets now much like a dropped burrito, he thought it was time to
start stuffing my fudge factory. Is now the time to tell him I really need to
pinch off a hardened fudge nugget, I wondered? There was ectoplasm flowing from
his ample cock and I was wetter than a bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for
more. If I don't strum the banjo to get my clunge gunge flowing from my
depravity cavity, his one-eyed milkman is going to leave my panty hamster
resembling the Japanese flag. Within no time, I could feel the shitty Da Vinci
load draining from my old dirt road and all over my piss flaps. I can't wait to
suck the gentleman's relish from his purple-headed trouser snake. The hammering
of my turd cutter was so vigorous, he soon found his two amigos joining his
wrist-thick wand deep in my turd cutter. It was bliss having his washington
monument shoved inside me again; stuffing my birth cannon with a barbie doll
just didn't get my fuck trench splurging like it used to. He munched on my beef
curtains, even though I'd had my redwings for the best part of a week. When he
removed his jade rod from my fart valve, he was pleasantly surprised to see a
corn-eyed butt snake staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the
Mr. Hanky off his clunger. The feeling of his love mayonnaise foaming down my
throat got my minge mucus flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. I awoke
the next morning with my vaginal bacon buffet still trickling. I thought it was
over but his muffbuster had other ideas. The thrusting makes me squirt my beige
slime all over his bugger king. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor
was the least of my worries as his batter blaster plunged deeper into my fudge
factory. Hours of thrusting like this would leave any girl's lunchmeat looking
like a shot cat, and I was no different! He rolled a giant footlong fudge
bullet on my chest puppies just so he could suck it up like a pig at a trough.
My south mouth was trembling like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. With
his eight inches of throbbing pink jesus thrusting deep into my tampon tunnel,
the sensation of his spam javelin smashing my cervix made me quiver like
Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. After having my quim fucked, he then proceeded
to hammer my other vagina. By now, my cod cave was slobbering like there was a
midget inside me with a super soaker. The seemingly never-ending streams of
creamy load emanating from his Nelson's Column soon had me coated like a
plasterer's radio. My cake hole was so full of devil's bagpipe and penis
pudding, the gentleman's relish was flowing down my chin and onto my rack. Now,
I've had more hands up me than The Muppets, but the sight of his brie baton
made my beige slime seep like a hungry pig at a trough. Some girls are happy
just to get a stinky pinky when they're alone, but I can't get off without
having a lightbulb in my bearded haddock pasty and an antique doorknob up my
Mavis Fritter. The unrelenting orgasms from his ramrod hammering my shamevelope
made me come so hard, I began sweating like Gary glitter at PC World. Inserting
an antique doorknob into my soft-shelled tuna taco got me squirting spaff
faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel.
Within
no time, I could feel the shitty cock custard weeping from my balloon knot and
all over my fishy flaps. He cut a giant butt nugget on my mosquito bites just
so he could gobble it up like a bulldog eating porridge. I awoke the next
morning with my shame portal still sliming. I thought it was over but his brie
baton had other ideas. It was bliss having his master of ceremonies plunged
inside me again; stuffing my hot pocket with my fist just didn't get my quim
splurging like it used to. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was
the least of my worries as his spam javelin slid deeper into my ring piece.
With my flappy meal now much like that bathroom door in The Shining, he thought
it was time to start ramming my chocolate starfish. Is now the time to tell him
I really need to arc a toilet twinkie, I wondered? Now, I've seen more action
than Helmand Province, but the sight of his battering ram made my sex wee
dribble like a broken fridge freezer. Some girls are happy just to audition the
finger puppets when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a 9-iron
in my kipper dinghy and an egg timer up my black hole. When he removed his
tallywacker from my chocolate starfish, he was pleasantly surprised to see a
hardened fudge nugget staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to devour
the stink pickle off his Ocean's 11 Inches. I can't wait to suck the man fat
from his spam javelin. My mouth was so full of vein cane and creamy load, the
baby gravy was dripping down my chin and onto my top bollocks. With his purple
beaver buster raiding deep into my carp cavity, the sensation of his Nelson's
Column smashing my cervix made me quake like Micheal J. Fox licking a car
battery. The mixture of Mr. Hanky and love mayonnaise in my black hole created
the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. After having my
shamevelope raided, he then proceeded to slam my balloon knot. My moose knuckle
was trembling like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. There was love mayonnaise
trickling from his Ocean's 11 Inches and I was wetter than an otter's pocket.
We were ready for more. The feeling of his penis pudding seeping down my throat
got my spaff flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. Inserting a gerbil
into my oyster ditch got me surging flange custard faster than a greased weasel
shit. The fucking of my balloon knot was so vigorous, he soon found his salty
protein grapes joining his throbbing quim dagger deep in my poo pipe. If I
don't get a stinky pinky to get my pussy batter oozing from my municipal
cockwash, his spam dagger is going to leave my beef curtains resembling a
horse's collar. The seemingly never-ending streams of steamin' semen emanating
from his chubstep soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. The hammering
makes me gush my sex wee all over his throbbing quim dagger. Hours of raiding
like this would leave any girl's vertical smile looking like badly battered
road kill, and I was no different! The unrelenting orgasms from his cream
reaper fucking my tampon tunnel made me come so hard, I began sweating like a
pregnant nun. He munched on my spam castanets, even though I'd had my redwings
for the best part of a week.
It
was bliss having his thrill drill probed inside me again; stuffing my furry cup
with my fist just didn't get my penis pothole ejecting like it used to. When he
removed his wensleydale wand from my old dirt road, he was pleasantly surprised
to see a colon cobra staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to consume
the hardened fudge nugget off his slut slayer. Now, I've seen more helmets than
Hitler, but the sight of his piss pipe made my minge mucus slobber like a
slavering dog. The mixture of colon cobra and Da Vinci load in my Mavis Fritter
created the delicious porthole pudding that he was so fond of. With my flappy
meal now much like a shot cat, he thought it was time to start sliding my mud
flap. Is now the time to tell him I really need to blast a Mr. Hanky, I
wondered? If I don't get a stinky pinky to get my vertical moisture frothing
from my enchilada of love, his master of ceremonies is going to leave my meaty
hangers resembling a darts team's goalkeeper. The seemingly never-ending
streams of creamy load emanating from his stilton sword soon had me coated like
a plasterer's radio. Hours of slamming like this would leave any girl's hairy
goblet looking like a werewolf with it's throat cut, and I was no different! By
now, my oyster ditch was oozing like a hungry pig at a trough. I awoke the next
morning with my whispering eye still sliming. I thought it was over but his
kebeb skewer had other ideas. Some girls are happy just to get a stinky pinky
when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a number of chillies in
my tuna canal and a 9-iron up my cocoa channel. The unrelenting orgasms from
his love muscle thrusting my chlamydia canal made me come so hard, I began
sweating like a midget nun at a penguin shoot. Inserting a barbie doll into my
one slice toaster got me surging spaff faster than a greased weasel shit. There
was cock snot dribbling from his battering ram and I was wetter than a well
diggers arse. We were ready for more. The thrusting of my shit winker was so
vigorous, he soon found his man marbles joining his purple-headed trouser snake
deep in my chocolate starfish. Within no time, I could feel the shitty
gentleman's relish oozing from my fudge factory and all over my roast beef
platter. He dropped a giant corn-eyed butt snake on my breasticles just so he
could devour it up like a bulldog eating porridge. The feeling of his
magician's wax weeping down my throat got my spaff flowing quicker than snot
off a whip. My enchilada of love was trembling like an epileptic at a Pink
Floyd concert. With his jade rod fucking deep into my south mouth, the
sensation of his devil's bagpipe smashing my cervix made me quiver like Vanessa
Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. The pounding makes me spit my minge monsoon
all over his vein cane. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the
least of my worries as his cheese-crusted cock rammed deeper into my Oxo
orifice. After having my wizards sleeve plowed, he then proceeded to pound my
puckered brown eye. My cake hole was so full of timed slimer and magician's
wax, the love mayonnaise was weeping down my chin and onto my tatas. I can't
wait to gobble the cock snot from his jade rod.
With
my flappy meal now much like an over inflated dinghy, he thought it was time to
start probing my Mavis Fritter. Is now the time to tell him I really need to
launch a toilet twinkie, I wondered? By now, my depravity cavity was foaming
like a broken fridge freezer. After having my stench trench raided, he then
proceeded to raid my poo pipe. Now, I've taken more poundings than the Somme,
but the sight of his master of ceremonies made my tuna tunnel tears flow like
someone had poured fairy liquid into Niagara Falls. My throat was so full of
brie baton and gentleman's relish, the love piss was dripping down my chin and
onto my top bollocks. He crowned a giant Mr. Hanky on my cans just so he could
suck it up like a bulldog eating porridge. He munched on my velcro triangle,
even though I'd been on the rag for the best part of a week. The plowing of my
other vagina was so vigorous, he soon found his love spuds joining his spam
javelin deep in my puckered brown eye. The mixture of toilet twinkie and love
mayonnaise in my marmite motorway created the delicious rectoplasm that he was
so fond of. If I don't get a stinky pinky to get my shrimp sap haemorrhaging
from my quim, his battering ram is going to leave my piss flaps resembling the
Japanese flag. The feeling of his cock custard draining down my throat got my
vertical moisture flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. It was bliss
having his giggle stick slid inside me again; stuffing my vibration station
with a 9-iron just didn't get my ladytown spattering like it used to. Within no
time, I could feel the shitty Da Vinci load oozing from my shit winker and all
over my open-faced ham sandwich. Inserting my fist into my gaping clam cavern
got me spraying pussy batter faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel. The
seemingly never-ending streams of cock snot emanating from his purple-headed
trouser snake soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. Some girls are happy
just to fish for pearls when they're alone, but I can't get off without having
a lightbulb in my moose knuckle and a squash up my marmite motorway. Hours of
pounding like this would leave any girl's piss flaps looking like the Japanese
flag, and I was no different! When he removed his flesh gordon from my Oxo
orifice, he was pleasantly surprised to see a colon cobra staring back as him.
He knew I couldn't wait to devour the corn-eyed butt snake off his meaty
member. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my
worries as his muffbuster shoved deeper into my mud flap. There was love
mayonnaise oozing from his spam javelin and I was wetter than a well diggers
arse. We were ready for more. The unrelenting orgasms from his spam javelin
thrusting my sperm socket made me come so hard, I began sweating like a gypsy
near an unlocked shipping container. I awoke the next morning with my salmon
slit still foaming. I thought it was over but his love lollipop had other
ideas. My chamber of squelch was trembling like a shitting dog. The slamming makes
me spray my minge mucus all over his purple-headed trouser snake. With his
stilton spear fucking deep into my moose knuckle, the sensation of his Ocean's
11 Inches smashing my cervix made me quake like a shitting dog.
If
I don't tune the tuna to get my spaff frothing from my ladytown, his
wrist-thick wand is going to leave my beef curtains resembling a werewolf with
it's throat cut. By now, my calamari cockring was flowing like a slavering dog.
Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as
his cream reaper plunged deeper into my rusty bullet hole. When he removed his
long-dong silver from my brown eye, he was pleasantly surprised to see a stink
pickle staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to devour the hardened fudge
nugget off his love lollipop. After having my herring hole slammed, he then
proceeded to fuck my ring piece. Some girls are happy just to tune the tuna
when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a number of chillies in
my wunder down under and a squash up my marmite motorway. My cake hole was so
full of huge penis and man fat, the magician's wax was dribbling down my chin
and onto my fiery biscuits. He launched a giant Mr. Hanky on my fiery biscuits
just so he could gobble it up like a pig at a trough. I awoke the next morning
with my furry cup still leaking. I thought it was over but his kebeb skewer had
other ideas. Within no time, I could feel the shitty gentleman's relish
trickling from my ring piece and all over my hairy goblet. With his veiny quim
prod hammering deep into my municipal cockwash, the sensation of his
cheese-crusted cock smashing my cervix made me quiver like a shitting dog. The
feeling of his creamy load seeping down my throat got my clunge gunge flowing
quicker than a greased weasel shit. The seemingly never-ending streams of penis
pudding emanating from his spunk-filled spam rocket soon had me coated like a
plasterer's radio. There was magician's wax dribbling from his spam dagger and
I was wetter than a well diggers arse. We were ready for more. Inserting a 10
inch purple battery-operated monster into my ladytown got me flooding minge
mucus faster than snot off a whip. With my flappy meal now much like a bulldog
licking piss from a thistle, he thought it was time to start sliding my ring
piece. Is now the time to tell him I really need to pinch off a footlong fudge
bullet, I wondered? The mixture of toilet twinkie and ectoplasm in my turd
cutter created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. It was
bliss having his wrist-thick wand probed inside me again; stuffing my fuck
trench with a 15" spiked vibrator just didn't get my calamari cockring
squirting like it used to. He munched on my beef curtains, even though I'd had
Aunt Flo visiting for the best part of a week. The hammering of my fart valve
was so vigorous, he soon found his clock weights joining his skin flute deep in
my fudge factory. Hours of thrusting like this would leave any girl's fishy
flaps looking like a blind cobbler's thumb, and I was no different! The
unrelenting orgasms from his love muscle pounding my oyster ditch made me come
so hard, I began sweating like a white mouse in a tampon factory. Now, I've
been shot over more times than Sarajevo, but the sight of his Ocean's 11 Inches
made my minge monsoon froth like Adele waiting for Greggs to open. I can't wait
to suck the man fat from his one-eyed monster. My cod canyon was trembling like
a tasered slab of chopped liver.