Authors: Anton Chekhov
“How do you know all of this?” the zoologist would ask.
“That’s just the way it is. I sat at home, but I know.”
It would be good to write of the duel in a humorous light. His father-in-law would read it and laugh; his
father-in-law won’t eat the kasha, but just you tell or write to him of an amusing story.
The Yellow River Valley opened before him. The river had become wider and crueler from the rain and did not rumble now, as before, but roared. Dawn was breaking. A gray lusterless morning, and the clouds fleeing westward to overtake a thundercloud, and the mountains, encased in fog, and the wet trees—all this appeared to be ugly and sinister to the deacon. He washed his face in the stream, performed his morning prayers, and had a hankering for tea and a hot bun with sour cream, the kind that was served every morning at his father-in-law’s table. He recalled the deaconess and “Irrevocable,” which she played on the fortepiano. What kind of woman was she? The deacon had been introduced, engaged and married to her in the course of a week; he had lived with her for less than a month before being commandeered here, so even now he had no idea of the kind of person she was. In spite of that, it was still a bit boring without her.
I’ll have to write her a little letter …
, he thought.
The flag above the dukhan was wet from the rain and drooped, and with its roof wet the dukhan itself seemed darker and lower than it had been before. An arba stood near the door; Kerbalay, two Abkhazian strangers and a young Tartar woman in wide pants, probably the wife or daughter of Kerbalay, were carrying sacks filled with something from out of the dukhan and placing them onto corn straw in the arba. A pair of donkeys stood to the right of the arba with their heads lowered. Having positioned the
sacks, the Abkhazians and the Tartar woman began covering them with straw as Kerbalay took to the task of quickly harnessing the oxen.
Contraband, I suppose
, thought the deacon.
Here is the fallen tree with the dried pineneedles, there the black burn mark left by the campfire. The memory of the picnic came back to him in all its detail, the fire, the singing of the Abkhazians, the sweet aspirations of clerical promotion and of the church procession … The small Black River had become even blacker and wider from the rain. The deacon carefully crossed the small wet bridge, already overtaken by a mane of soot-filled waves, and climbed up the little ladder to the drying shed.
What a glorious head!
he thought, stretching out on the straw and recollecting Von Koren.
A good head; God willing, sound. Only there is cruelty in him …
What reason does he have for hating Laevsky, and vice versa? What are they fighting a duel for? If they had known privation, such as the deacon had since childhood, if they had been raised amongst the ignorant, the hard-hearted, those greedy for gain, who would begrudge you a piece of bread, the vulgar and ill mannered, who spat on the floor and belched during dinner and in the middle of prayer, if they hadn’t been coddled since childhood by good domestic surroundings and an elite circle of people, then they would grab hold of one another, would readily forgive mutual shortcomings and would value that which each one had in him. But even superficially decent people are lacking in this world! It’s true, Laevsky is loony, undisciplined, strange, but
it seemed that he would never steal, would never spit on the floor loudly, would never reproach his wife with, “You scarf it down, but you won’t work,” would never beat his child with reins or feed his servants putrid cured beef—is this really not reason enough to treat him with indulgence? What’s more, he’s the first to suffer from his own shortcomings, as a sick man suffers from his sores. Instead of seeking out degeneration, extinction, heredity and whatever else in one another as a result of ennui and some sort of misunderstanding which, incidentally, no one else can follow, wouldn’t it be better for them to descend a bit and direct their hatred and wrath to where entire streets buzz with the groans of vulgar ignorance, greed, reproach, filth, profanity, the cries of women …
A coach was heard knocking about and interrupted the deacon’s thoughts. He peeked out through the door and saw the carriage contained three: Laevsky, Sheshkovsky and the master of the postal and telegraph office.
“Stop!” Sheshkovsky said.
All three climbed out of the carriage and looked at one another.
“They’re not here yet,” Sheshkovsky said, dusting himself off. “What say, before the trial gets under way, we go and find a comfortable place. There’s no space to move about here.”
They walked further upland along the river and were soon hidden from view. A Tartar driver sat in the carriage, rested his head on his shoulder and slept. Having waited about ten minutes, the deacon exited the drying shed and,
removing his black hat, so that he would not be noticed, crouching and looking all around, made his way along the shore between the bushes and the strips of corn stalks; fat droplets of water sprinkled on him from the trees and the bushes, the grass and the corn stalks were wet.
“Shameful!” he muttered, gathering up his wet and dirty frock. “Had I known, I wouldn’t have come.”
Soon he heard voices and saw people. Laevsky, his hands thrust in his sleeves and hunched over, quickly paced to and fro along the smallish clearing; his seconds stood at the edge of the bank and rolled cigarettes.
How strange …
, the Deacon thought, unfamiliar with Laevsky’s gait.
I would have thought him to be an old man
.
“How impolite this is on their part!” the postmaster said, looking at his watch. “Perhaps, in the ways of the learned, it’s good to be late, but in my opinion, it’s swinish.”
Sheshkovsky, a fat man with a black beard, paid heed and said:
“They’re coming!”
“It’s the first time in my life that I’ve seen this! How glorious!” Von Koren said, appearing in the clearing and stretching both arms to the east. “Look: green rays of light!”
To the east two green rays of light extended from the mountains, and this, in actuality, was lovely. The sun rose.
“Greetings!” the zoologist continued, nodding his head at Laevsky’s seconds. “I’m not late, am I?”
His own seconds walked behind him, two very young officers of identical height, Boyko and Govorovsky, in white service jackets, and the emaciated, misanthropic doctor Ustimovich, who carried something tied up in a knot in one hand, the other he kept behind his back; as was his habit, a cane stretched lengthwise along his back. Placing the knot down on the ground, and without a word of greeting to anyone, he put his other hand behind his back and began to stride about the clearing.
Laevsky felt the weariness and unease of a man who may soon be dead and so drew everyone’s attention. He very much wanted either to be killed quickly or to be taken home. He was watching the sunrise now for the first time in his life; this early morning, the green rays of light, the damp and the people in wet boots all seemed superfluous to his life, unnecessary and a hindrance to him; none of this had anything to do with the night he’d just survived, with his thoughts and his feelings of guilt, and this is why he would have gladly left, not bothering to wait for the duel.
Von Koren was noticeably excited and attempted to conceal it by giving the appearance that the green rays of light excited him more than anything else. The seconds were confused and exchanged looks, as though inquiring why they were there and what they were expected to do.
“I fancy, gentlemen, that we need not go any further,” Sheshkovsky said. “Here’s all right.”
“Yes, of course,” Von Koren agreed.
Silence set in. Ustimovich, taking full strides, all of a sudden turned abruptly to Laevsky and, breathing in his face, said in a low voice:
“There’s probably not been time for you to be advised of my terms. Each side pays me fifteen rubles; if one of the opponents should die the one left alive pays the entire thirty.”
Laevsky had been acquainted with this man earlier, but it was only just now that he distinctly saw his lackluster eyes, his coarse whiskers and emaciated, consumptive neck: he was a usurer and not a doctor! His breath had an unpleasant, beefy scent to it.
The world is filled with all sorts of people
, thought Laevsky, and answered:
“Fine.”
The doctor nodded his head and again began to stride about, and it was evident that he wasn’t actually in need of money but sought it out of spite. Everyone felt that it was time to either begin or conclude that which had already commenced, but they neither began nor concluded, but walked about, stood about and smoked. The young officers, who were participating in a duel for the first time in their lives and had now come to have little faith in this pedestrian and, in their opinion, unnecessary duel, guarded their service coats attentively and smoothed their cuffs. Sheshkovsky approached them and quietly said:
“Gentlemen, we must utilize all our strength, so that the duel does not take place. We must reconcile them.”
He reddened and continued:
“Yesterday, Kirilin called on me to complain that Laevsky caught him last night with Nadezhda Fyodorovna, and some such nonsense.”
“Yes, we know about that too,” Boyko said.
“Well, now do you see … Laevsky’s hands are shaking, and some such nonsense … He won’t even be able to raise his pistol. Fighting with him is as unjust as fighting with a drunkard or a typhoid patient. If the reconciliation can’t happen, then, gentlemen, it’s necessary to at least delay the duel, isn’t it … This is such devilry, I just can’t look.”
“You should go talk to Von Koren.”
“I don’t know the rules of conduct for the duel, to hell with maintaining them, I have no desire to know what they are; but perhaps, he’ll think that Laevsky has chickened out and sent me. Oh, whatever, I don’t care what he thinks, I’ll go talk to him.”
Indecisively Sheshkovsky, limping lightly, certainly from pins and needles in a numb leg, went toward Von Koren, and, as he went along hemming and hawing, his whole being exuded lethargy.
“There’s something I must tell you, my good sir,” he began, carefully scrutinizing the flowers on the zoologist’s shirt. “This is confidential … I don’t know the rules of the duel, damn them all to the devil, and I don’t have any desire to know them and I’m not discussing this with you as a second, or some such nonsense, but as a man and that’s all.”
“Yes, and?”
“When seconds offer a reconciliation, they are typically ignored, and it’s viewed as a formality. Saving face and
nothing more. But I ask you to humbly turn your attention to Ivan Andreich. He’s not his usual self today, so to speak, not in a normal frame of mind but pitiful. Something unfortunate has happened to him. Now, I’m not one to gossip,” Sheshkovsky reddened and looked around them, “but in light of the duel I find it necessary to tell you. Yesterday evening in the home of Muridov he found his madam with … another gentleman.”
“What filth!” the zoologist muttered; growing pale, he made a wry face and spat loudly: “Phew!”
His lower lip trembled; he backed away from Sheshkovsky, not wanting to hear anything more, and, as though he had tasted something bitter by accident, spat loudly once more and looked over at Laevsky for the first time that entire morning, with hatred. His excitement and awkwardness passed, he shook his head and loudly said:
“Gentlemen, what, may I inquire, are we waiting for? Why don’t we begin?”
Sheshkovsky looked over at the officers and shrugged his shoulders.
“Gentlemen!” he said loudly, addressing no one in particular. “Gentlemen! We propose a reconciliation!”
“Let’s be done with the formalities,” Von Koren said. “We’ve already spoken of reconciliation. What’s the next formality, then? Let’s get on with it, gentlemen, time waits for no man.”
“But we insist on a reconciliation,” Sheshkovsky said in a guilty voice, like a man compelled to interfere in the affairs of others; he reddened, placed his hand over his heart
and continued: “Gentlemen, we do not see the connection between the insult and the duel. The insult itself, such that we occasionally inflict on one another out of human frailty, and the duel do not have anything in common. You are both university-educated and erudite people and, of course, you yourselves see the duel as obsolete, an empty formality and a tired cliché. That is how we see it too, otherwise we wouldn’t have come out here, we can’t just permit people to shoot at one another in our presence, and that’s that.” Sheshkovsky wiped the sweat from his face and continued: “Why not be done, gentlemen, with this misunderstanding, extend your hands to one another and let’s go home and toast the peace. Upon my honor, gentlemen!”
Von Koren was quiet. Laevsky, noticing, that everyone was looking at him, said:
“I have nothing against Nikolai Vasilievich. If he has found that I am at fault, then I am prepared to apologize before him.”
Von Koren took offense.
“It’s obvious, gentlemen,” he said, “that you would like to see Mr. Laevsky return home magnanimous and chivalrous, but I can grant neither you nor him the satisfaction. And there was no need to rise early and travel ten versts out of town only to toast the peace, eat a snack and explain to me that the duel is an antiquated formality. The duel is the duel, and it’s pointless to deem it any more foolish or inauthentic than it already is. I wish to fight!”
Silence set in. Officer Boyko retrieved two pistols from a case: handed one to Von Koren, the other to Laevsky. This
was followed by confusion, which cheered up the zoologist and the seconds for a brief moment. It seemed that of all who were present not one of them had taken part in a duel once in their entire lives and no one knew for certain where to stand and what they were expected to say or do as seconds. But then Boyko remembered and, smiling, began to explain.
“Gentlemen, who remembers how it’s written in Lermontov?” Von Koren asked, laughing. “Didn’t Turgenev have Bazarov exchange shots with someone too …”
“What’s there to remember?” Ustimovich said impatiently, pausing. “Measure the distance—that’s all there is to it.”