The Faerie Lord (25 page)

The house, on the whole, was less disappointing. It was small for a prince, but looked mature and the architecture was actually quite interesting. She recalled having read somewhere that there was a slight gravitational difference between the Analogue and Faerie Worlds: not enough to be noticeable, but enough to affect building materials under stress, hence architectural styles. It wasn’t the only difference she noticed.

‘Where are the servants?’ she asked Nymph sharply as the ghastly vehicle pulled up at the front of the house. They should have been lined up at the doorway, ready to greet their mistress. She did so hope Nymph was not letting standards slip.

‘We don’t have any,’ Nymph said as she locked whatever it was in the carriage she had unlocked and removed the key.

Madame Cardui blinked. ‘Don’t be ridiculous – of course you have servants.’

‘We have a cook, because I’m not much good at that and Pyrgus doesn’t know how to find his way to the kitchen. And there’s a nurse looking after him while I’m away. But we don’t have servants the way you mean. They’re actually quite difficult to find here, even when you offer gold.’

Madame Cardui climbed out of the carriage shaking her head. She could see she would have to do something about the way Pyrgus and Nymph were living if they were forced to stay in the Analogue World very much longer. Pyrgus was a man, of course, so one expected him to be clueless. Nymph should have known better, but she was a Forest Faerie and that was a wholly different culture. She shouldered her reticule of healing spells. When she removed his present illness, she would make time to organise their household properly. Even with a crisis at home, there were some things that had to take priority. Besides which, it wouldn’t take long.

The nurse proved far too familiar when addressing her betters, but at least she seemed genuinely concerned about Pyrgus’s condition, even to the point of insisting that he required to be treated urgently by an Analogue doctor.

‘I
am
a doctor,’ Madame Cardui told her grandly. Which was, of course, true since her healing spells were likely to be far more effective than any Analogue leech-craft.

The woman had the effrontery to glance at Madame Cardui’s sandals, but backed off under an icy stare, leaving them free at last to proceed unhindered to poor Pyrgus’s bedroom.

But as they stepped through the doorway, Madame Cardui went chill. One look at the figure in the bed told her everything she needed to know. She dropped the reticule of useless spells. ‘This isn’t an Analogue illness,’ she said quietly. ‘It’s temporal fever.’

Nymph stared at her in disbelief. ‘You can’t have temporal fever in the Analogue World,’ she said.

‘That’s what we all thought,’ Madame Cardui said soberly. ‘But clearly we were wrong.’

‘I don’t see any mountains,’ Blue said.

‘They’ll appear in a moment,’ the Abbot told her.

‘It’s an optical illusion,’ put in the Purlisa. He smiled benignly. ‘Look,’ he added, ‘there they are now.’

Blue turned to follow his gaze. The mountains stood out stark and blue against the near horizon. ‘The serpent is there?’ she asked. ‘In a cavern in those mountains?’

The Purlisa nodded. ‘Such was my vision.’

‘And Henry is there too, held by the serpent?’ She wasn’t sure she believed any of this, but the Purlisa
had
been able to describe Henry on the basis of his vision and the description was completely accurate. Besides, she had no other clue to Henry’s whereabouts.

From the corner of her eye she saw the Abbot give the Purlisa what looked like a warning glance. But the Purlisa only nodded and said, ‘Yes.’

They were standing at the head of the small party of monks who had escorted them this far. A wiry pack animal of a breed Blue did not recognise carried minimal supplies, including her designated weapon. Blue said, ‘What happens now?’

The Purlisa looked at her but said nothing.

Blue said, ‘Will you help me?’

The Purlisa still said nothing. Beside him, the Abbot looked away, embarrassed.

Blue turned to stare into the mountains. ‘I go up there alone?’

‘Yes.’ The Purlisa stretched out a hand to pat the pack animal. ‘You can take the charno. He will carry your weapon.’

‘Won’t you need him?’ Blue asked. ‘For your supplies?’

‘The supplies will remain with you,’ said the Purlisa. ‘As monks, we are used to deprivation.’

‘The journey back is not long,’ the Abbot added. He still looked embarrassed.

‘How can I be sure of finding the right cave?’ Blue asked.

‘It is your destiny,’ the Purlisa told her simply. He handed her the reins of the charno.

After a long moment, Blue turned and led the beast away. The monks stood silent, watching, until she disappeared into the foothills.

The charno was an odd-looking creature, with enormous feet and long drooping ears, that squatted on two powerful hind legs like a giant hare. They were high in the foothills before Blue realised it could talk.

‘You know they’ve conned you,’ it said suddenly.

Blue blinked.

‘The Abbot and that midget,’ said the charno. ‘Conned you.’ It had a rough, scraping voice, the sort some men developed through drinking too much spirits of grain.

‘I didn’t know you could talk,’ Blue said foolishly.

‘Don’t have much to say usually,’ the charno told her.

‘What do you mean, conned me?’ Blue asked.

‘Got their own agenda. Your boyfriend’s not up there yet.’

Blue stared at the creature. The strange thing was she believed it, at least about the monks’ agenda. There’d been too many peculiar little glances between the Abbot and the Purlisa. But she wasn’t sure they were actually lying to her. Especially not the Purlisa, who was probably the sweetest man she’d ever met. After a moment she said, ‘Do you have a name?’

‘Charno,’ said the charno.

‘I meant a personal name.’

‘You can call me Charno with a capital “C”,’ said the charno. ‘That’s how we do things,’ he added without specifying who he meant by
we.

‘How do you know Henry’s not up there, Charno?’ Blue asked.

The charno tapped the side of his nose with a forepaw. ‘Got my sources,’ he said. He turned a toothy head to look pointedly up the mountain. Blue followed the direction of his gaze and discovered he was looking at a cave mouth. “Sides,’ he added. ‘I eavesdrop.’

‘Why do the Abbot and the Purlisa want me to go up there?’

‘Abbot doesn’t. It comes down to the mad midget.’ He reached up with one huge hind foot to scratch behind his ear.

‘You don’t think there’s a serpent up there?’

‘Something
up there,’ said the charno. ‘Serpent. Dragon. Oompatherium. Dunno. Just know it hasn’t started munching on your boy, ‘cause he’s not there yet.’

‘Yet?’
echoed Blue.

‘He’s not there.’

‘You said
yet.’

‘No I didn’t,’ said the charno quickly.

‘Yes, you did – twice.’

‘Didn’t mean to. He’s not there. Henry. Not there.’ He looked away furtively.

‘You’re not telling me the truth,’ Blue said.

‘Yes, I am.’

‘Then why won’t you meet my eye?’

‘I’m an inferior species,’ said the charno.

Blue snorted, a sound that reminded her of the Abbot. ‘Look here, Charno,’ she said firmly, ‘we can do without this nonsense. The Abbot and the Purlisa aren’t the only ones with an agenda, are they?’

The charno stared down at the claws of his huge feet. ‘No,’ he admitted sheepishly.

‘You don’t want to go up there, do you?’

‘Would you want to go up to a cavern full of man-eating serpent? Well,
you
would, but J wouldn’t. I don’t have a boyfriend up there.’ It was the longest speech the charno had yet made, probably showing the measure of his upset.

But Blue pounced on his last sentence. ‘So Henry
is
up there?’

‘No,’ said the charno. ‘No. I told the truth about that.’

‘But he
will
be here?’

‘Might,’ said the charno. He stared innocently up into the sunwashed blue of the sky.

Blue reached out to take his reins. ‘Come on,’ she said. ‘We’re going up.’ For a moment she thought he might resist, like a stubborn donkey, but he climbed to his feet and plodded obediently after her.

‘Hope you won’t regret this,’ he said.

There was a rocky apron outside the cave mouth. Blue stopped when they reached it. ‘You don’t have to come in,’ she said.

‘Humph,’ said the charno cynically.

‘What
humph?’
Blue asked crossly. ‘Why
humph?’

‘You’ll need the hammer.’

Blue looked at him blankly, then remembered. ‘Oh, the
war
hammer! Yes, I will.’ The Purlisa had insisted a hammer was the only effective weapon against the Midgard Serpent and the Abbot had produced an antique used in ancient battles. It was an odd thing to have in a monastery and another reason why she was suspicious about their whole story.

‘Can’t carry that yourself,’ the charno said.

‘Of course I can,’ Blue told him.

‘Tried, have you?’

In point of fact she hadn’t. The Abbot, or his monks, or
somebody
had loaded up the charno. She’d hardly done more than glimpse the hammer. It looked quite large, but she assumed if she was meant to use it against some monster, they wouldn’t give her something too heavy to carry.

It occurred to her suddenly how mad this whole thing was. If there really was a serpent in the mountain, she was about to face it like a mythic warrior, armed with an ancient weapon supplied by men she’d only met a day before. But she wasn’t a mythic warrior, wasn’t any sort of warrior at all. She was only a princess – she still thought of herself as a princess, even now they’d made her Queen – and in the myths it was the princess who was rescued, not the other way around.

She realised two things then. The first was that she didn’t entirely believe the Purlisa’s story about the serpent, however much she liked the little man. The second was that she would do anything for Henry, anything at all. She would fight a serpent for him if there really was a serpent. She would cross a desert for him. She would follow any clue, however slight, in the hope of finding him. That had to be love, hadn’t it?

‘No, I haven’t,’ she said, answering the charno’s question.

The charno reached round and flipped open the catch on his backpack. He drew out a bulky bundle, undid the linen wrappings and revealed the war hammer the Abbot had supplied. It was a substantial weapon with an ornately carved oak shaft and the sort of battering that comes with ancient battles. The charno handed it across to her.

Blue took the weapon and immediately dropped it to the ground. The thing weighed a
ton!
Although the charno handled it as if it were a feather, it was literally too heavy for her to lift.

‘See?’ the charno said.

There was a simmering anger in Blue that had nothing at all to do with the charno, but she took it out on him just the same. ‘What’s the point of that?’ she demanded. ‘What’s the point of giving me a weapon I can’t use? Are they trying to
kill
me?’

It was a rhetorical question but the charno said soberly, ‘Told you they were conning you.’

That brought her up short. For the first time it occurred to her that what Charno said might actually be true. Not in some light-hearted and amusing way, but literally, seriously, in a way that might be harmful to her. She liked the Abbot, liked the Purlisa, so her whole instinct was to trust them. But wasn’t that the very essence of the problem? You
had
to be likeable if you wanted to fool people. Nobody was going to trust some shifty-eyed scoundrel. Had the Purlisa and his Abbot conspired to send her to her death?

But
why?

‘But why?’ Blue asked the question aloud.

‘Search me,’ said the charno, shrugging.

Frowning, Blue said, ‘But they must have known I’d discover the weapon was useless to me.’

‘Weren’t meant to find out until you were inside the cave.’

Blue looked at him. ‘When it was too late?’

The charno nodded. ‘Yes.’

‘You would have carried the hammer and handed it to me when I was facing the serpent?’

‘Yes.’

‘Why didn’t you?’

‘I’m not that loyal,’ said the charno. ‘Serpents eat charnos.’

It made complete sense, except that it didn’t make any sense at all. Why would the Abbot and the Purlisa want her dead? They’d met her only a day before. She’d stumbled on their monastery by accident. ‘You think there really is a serpent?’

‘Probably,’ the charno said.

They stood looking at each other on the rocky apron,

Blue still dressed like a young man, the charno’s soulful brown eyes on a level with her own. Behind them loomed the entrance to the cavern, ominous and dark.

The trouble was she didn’t really trust the charno either.

The trouble was, for all the lies, Henry might still be in there.

There were subtleties about his situation Henry didn’t understand.

They started with the ruined city. It was clear Lorquin’s people hadn’t built it. There was nothing about it in the tribe’s most ancient legends, with the sole exception of the legend telling how they found it. Henry heard it from Brenthis, the tribe’s main storyteller.

Long ago, Brenthis said, at a time when the world was lush and well watered, the Luchti were foodstuff for the savage race of Buth. They were held in pens or allowed to roam across great fenced estates, but each year in spring, two-thirds of their young were slaughtered and stored to feed the Buth.

One day a Luchti woman named Euphrosyne discovered a marvellous ark that allowed her to speak directly to Charaxes.
Like the Ark of the Covenant in the Old Testament,
Henry thought when Brenthis reached this part of the story. And Charaxes sounded just as bloodthirsty as Jehovah because he visited a Great Disaster on the Buth, which destroyed them entirely. This freed the Luchti, but dried the land so that it turned to desert and the Luchti became wanderers in the desert, always and ever in search of food and water.
And that sounded suspiciously like the Exodus of the Children of Israel