Read The Genie of Sutton Place Online
Authors: George Selden
When we got to the bottom of the stairs, Sam and I both looked back. There he stood: Abdullahâmy Genieâsilhouetted in the dim light from the museum behind him.
The second most exciting day in my life â¦
*Â Â Â *Â Â Â *
But it ended badly, drearily predictableâafter all that magic, too.
I was hoping against hope that Aunt Lucy would be asleep. But as soon as the cab pulled up in front of the apartment house, the doorman rushed out and said, “Timothy Farr, where
have
you been? Your aunt's half crazyâ”
It was one o'clock in the morning, and from a grownup's point of view, for a kid my age that's a very bad time to be still at large.
“Timothyâ!”
The whole apartment was bubbling with worry. Rose was still up, and Mr. Watkins was also there.
“I'm sorry, Aunt Lucy.” I really
was
sorry, too. If it wasn't something critical, like conjuring a Genie, I'd never have dreamed of staying out all hours.
“I've even called the policeâ!”
“I'd better attend to that.”
While Mr. Watkins attended on the telephone, Aunt Lucy went on dressing me down. “I'm really more provoked than I can say.” She had a right to be, too. I'm all in favor of Women's Lib, and that includes the liberty to be furious. But with Aunt Lucy being so short, it just didn't work. She wanted to seem in a towering rage, but with her it was only a jiggling rage.
To make matters worse, right then Sam plodded in from the hall, and as he always did in the presence of Aunt Lucy, he sat down dreamily in front of her and leaned his head against her leg. “Sam!” I don't think she would have kicked him, but I dragged him off right away anyway. “Now this
is
the last straw! I promised myselfâwhen the boy comes back, I won't be too angry, because I realize that you've had toâbut you haven't.”
“Aunt Lucy, don't worry,” I saidâsort of begged. “The problem of Sam can be solved.”
“I know that.” She withdrew into dignity. “I shall solve it myself.”
“Miss Farrâ” Rose interrupted, to give us some airâ“I'd like to askâhave you had any supper, Tim?”
“I'm honestly not hungryâ”
“Make him a sandwich, Rose, if you would.” Aunt Lucy took Rose's way out of all the quarreling. “We'll discuss this tomorrow.”
In the kitchen, while she was making a spiced ham and lettuce sandwich, with mayonnaise, which she knew was my favorite, even Rose wouldn't talk to me. There are some people whose silences are worse than other people's noise.
I tried to start a conversation. “She's awfully angry, isn't she?”
“Man, you've gone and done it now” was all that Rose would say to me.
I put Sam in his box at the foot of my bed, kissed him good night, and said, “Boy, we are
both
in the doghouse now! That Genie Abdullah had better pan out.” He'd already begun to feel like a dream.
The last thing I did that night was to hide the Arabic genie spell. I thought about it a very long time and decided the safest place would be way back in the top of my closet, behind all my things. My Good-Luck Devil is hollowâthe eyes are the openingsâand I carefully folded the paper up and pushed it in through the left one.
6
Dooley
I slept late the next morning ⦠Too late.
Usually the first thing I do when I wake up is crawl down the bed, say good morning to Sam in his box, and pet him awhile. Then I give him his breakfast, two biscuits from the can I keep under the bed. But on that morning Sam was not there. And Sam has this habitâI think it's half love and half habitâof
never
getting up until I do.
I dressed as fast as possible, stamping out as many of the fears that kept cropping up as I could and went into the kitchen. Aunt Lucy was there talking to Rose. I heard her saying, “It's very unlike Maurice. He's been so reliable all these years. Oh, good morning, Timothy. You certainly sleptâ”
“Good morning, Aunt Lucy, good morning, Rose, where's Sam?” I said.
Rose turned around to look at a counter with a bowl on it and said to me, not wanting to see me, “Well, hi there, Rip Van Winkle! Look, I just happen to have this batter. You want pancakes for breakfast?”
Honestly!âthe way the minds of some people work! I'm surprised Rose let Aunt Lucy put her up to it. If ever I heard a bribe, or a consolation prize, or condolences, it was those pancakes. “No, thank you. I'm not really all that hungry,” I said. “Please, Aunt Lucyâwhere
is
Sam?”
“Oh, Timothyâ” her voice sounded like a violin string, tuned too highâ“this is such a topsy-turvy morning. I've just had a call from the agency, about Mauriceâ”
“I don't give a
damn
about Mauriceâ”
“Timothy!” She got out of her embarrassment by being indignant. “I will not tolerate language like that fromâ” And gave me the whole lecture.
I did feel like swearing, too. And I could have, very well. When Lorenzo or Madame Sosostris got really mad at somebody, they'd let go a string that made quite an impressionâon me, too. But I bit my tongue and said only, “I'd just like to knowâwhere my
dog
is.”
“Timothy, you didn't seem to know how toâdispose ofâ” That high voice of hers got stuck in her throat.
“Aunt Lucyâdid you give Sam
away?
To strangersâ?”
“I have taken care of the matter. Let that beâ”
“Where
is
he?”
“Young man, do not raise your voice to me!”
We were heading into a battle royal, with swearing and a lot of other things, too, as far as I was concerned, when the buzzer at the servants' entrance rang.
“Saved by the bell,” Rose muttered on her way to the door.
I was going to ask her nicely, one last time, where Sam was, before I started to punch out Aunt Lucy, when I saw who was standing in the kitchen door.
It was him! Abdullah! All dressed up in a uniform like Maurice's. But instead of that usual sly smile, he had a big grin on, at my amazement.
“Are you the man from Maurice's agency?” asked Aunt Lucy.
“Yes, mistress,” said Abdullah. I couldn't be sure, but I thought he winked at me.
“Now, am I to understand that Maurice justâ”
“âvanished!” said Abdullah. His smile got back to the secret it always seemed to know.
“Well, I think it's all very mysterious,” dithered Aunt Lucy. “People don't justâvanish.”
“I assure you, mistress,” said Abdullah authoritatively, “that that is just what Maurice has done.”
“Strange,” murmured Aunt Lucy.
“Mmm,” Abdullah echoed her with a rumble from his chest. “There's a lot of strangeness around these days.”
“And I take it that you would like Maurice's position?”
“Yes, mistress.”
“WellâI suppose, for a week or so, we might try it. But if Maurice comes backâ”
“Mistress, Maurice is
not
coming back.”
“I trust that you have references,” said Aunt Lucy in a dry employer-type voice.
“Oh, certainly, mistress.” Abdullah put his hand in his inside jacket pocketâI'm sure I heard his fingers clickâand brought out a bunch of letters. And I
know
they weren't there, until he got them in by magic.
Aunt Lucy glanced at the letters, pretending to be methodical, and finally did recognize a couple of names. “Oh, yesâthe Cornelius Vintons and Mrs. Callisher Davidson. I'm sure you'll do very well.”
“Thank you, mistress.” Abdullah bowed slightly. But his grin didn't put her down.
“Now I'd like you to meet my nephewâTimothy Farr.”
“Little Master Timothyâ” I got a little bow myself and a look like a private laugh that went straight through my eyes to my brain. I'd been standing there all this time like a gawk, believing and not believing, both.
“And this is Rose Jackson.”
I know I keep harping on his smileâbut a smile is where you can tell a lotâand his did something else now, as Abdullah made his courtly bow to Rose. “Mistress.”
Rose was waryâthe way women are, at first. “Pleased to meet youâ”
But Abdullah continued to be gallant. “And I youâRose.”
“Now your name isâ?”
“Abdullah, mistress.”
“Abdullahâ” Aunt Lucy mouthed the word over. “Such an interesting name. Has it been in your family long?”
“For over a thousand years, mistress.”
“Really! My goodness.” Aunt Lucy didn't know what to make of that, but she made whatever she could of it, and then said, “But we can't really call you Abdullah. I tell you whatâwe'll just call you Dooleyâis that all right with you?”
“Perfectly, mistress.”
So it was Aunt Lucy who named him. An inspiration. I think her change began right there. And I hate to admit it, but I think that that was the first time I really liked Aunt Lucy. Despite what she had just done to Sam.
“Wellâthat's settled.” She remembered how bad the scene had been before Dooley showed up. Her eyes glanced at me once, then flew away like frightened birds. “Uhâhave you had breakfast this morning, Dooley?”
“No, mistress.”
“Then I suggest that you and Timothy have breakfast together. And I'm sure Rose will join you for a cup of coffee.” She was beating a retreat to the hall. “I have to do my desk today. Pay bills and things like that. You three get acquaintedâandâandâ” she stopped in the doorâ“and, Dooley, you don't really have to call me mistress. I've always been terribly liberal.” She made good her escape.
“Rose,” I said quietly but quaking inside, “where is he?”
“Now look, mister, I will not becomeâ”
“Roseâare you my friend?”
“âinvolved in an argument between you andâ”
“Roseâ
are
you my friend?”
She sighed, gave up, and said flatly, “The Houston Street dog pound. One sixty-eight West Houston Street.” She had it all memorized to tell me ⦠I love Rose.
But I didn't think of that then. “The
dog
pound!” I shouted. “That means they're going to kill him! Dooleyâcome on!”
*Â Â Â *Â Â Â *
In the elevator down to the garageâI was urging it under my breath to hurryâanother fear grabbed me. “Dooleyâcan you drive?”
“Oh, master,” he said scornfully, “I have driven the Wizard's Chariot of Winds.”
“That's fine, but my aunt owns a Cadillac.”
“It will hold no mystery for me.”
Maybe not, but the first thing he did when we got the keys from the attendantâthat's how safe Aunt Lucy's building is, you can leave your keys in the garageâwas to put us in reverse and wham us into the wall. Dooley got a grim expression and gripped the wheel determinedly. “Fear not, little master.” Then he said to the car, “Machineâproceed!”
And that Cadillac purred out in the street just as sweetly as you could ask. I'm sure it was running on magic, because Dooley never bothered to shift gears or brake. It just did what he willed it to.
I was jouncing around on the front seat beside him, wondering if we'd make it in time, when about two blocks down Second Avenue he brought up something completely irrelevant. “Master,” he calmly asked, just as if we weren't in a race for Sam's life, “discuss Rose Jackson.”
“She's a girl who's a singer and who's working for Aunt Lucy to pay for her lessons. Hey, Dooley!âthat was a red lightâ”
“Very pretty.”
“No, when it's red you have to stop. On the
green
lights you go.”
“Then let them all be green.” He snapped his right hand, as if he were flicking waterâbut it was magicâoff his fingertips. Every light on Second Avenue turned green!
I was sitting there, swimming in the wonder of that, when we came to the cop. “His hand is up now, Dooley.”
“A greeting, no doubt.”
I realized I was going to have to give this Genie driving lessons. (Later I found out that he'd been so busy exploring about me last night that he hadn't bothered with simple things.) “No, when a cop's hand is up, you have to stop. You go forward when he beckonsâlike this.”
He did it with just one finger this time, crooking it forward. And I never will forget that cop's face when he wanted us to stop, and his hand just kept rising in front of him, beckoning us on ⦠I really would have enjoyed that ride, if it hadn't been for Sam.
Behind Sam there was also another nagânot nearly as important, of course. “Dooley, you didn't do anything likeâevaporate Maurice, did you? I didn't much like him, butâ”
“Master, at this very moment Maurice dwells in his own dull vision of Paradise. In my comings and goings last night, and my picking over of many minds that appertain to you, I learned that Maurice had only one dream: to retire to a city named St. Petersburg, in a state called, I believe, Florida. Thus, this morning Mister Maurice woke up in the Golden Age Motel, 136 Palm Drive, St. Petersburg, Florida. And he found, beside his bed, a bank book containing not only his own hoarded savings, but enough in addition to keep him in his middling bliss for the rest of his days.”
The way he could just take care of people!âas if he were dealing cards. “But Dooley,” I said, “won't Maurice be a little suspiciousâif he goes to sleep in New York and wakes up in Florida?”
“Little Master Timothy, in my dealings with men I have found that they fall in two groups. There are someâand I believe you are one such yourselfâwho seek out the forces that shape their fate. As for the othersâwhen Mister Maurice sees the amount of money that has been deposited in his name in the First National Bank of St. Petersburg, Florida, he will be well content to live in ignorance.”