The Gentleman Bastard Series 3-Book Bundle: The Lies of Locke Lamora, Red Seas Under Red Skies, The Republic of Thieves (151 page)

“This scheme you were talking about, Ravelle?”

“I’m sure I can squeeze at least a few hundred more solari out of him.”

“Ravelle?” Gwillem frowned at him. “Ravelle, the former captain of the
Red Messenger
?”

“Delighted to meet you,” said Locke, “and all I need to borrow, Captain, are some
better clothes, a few leather satchels, and a pile of coins.”

“What?”

“Relax. I’m not going to spend them. I just need them for show. And you’d better let
me have Jerome as well.”

“Captain,” said Gwillem, “why is Orrin Ravelle alive and a member of the crew and
asking you for money?”

“Del!” hollered Drakasha.

“Right here,” she said, appearing a moment later.

“Del, take Gwillem aside and explain to him why Orrin Ravelle is alive and a member
of the crew.”

“But why is he asking you for money?” said Gwillem. Ezri grabbed him by the arm and
pulled him away.

“My people expect to be paid for the
Messenger
,” said Drakasha. “I need to be sure whatever you’re scheming won’t actually make
things worse.”

“Captain, in this matter I’d be acting
as
a member of your crew—lest you forget, I have a share of what we get for the
Messenger
, too.”

“Hmmm.” She looked around and tapped her fingers on the hilt of one of her sabers.
“Better clothes, you say?”

THE SHIPBREAKER’S agents, primed by rumors from the night before, were swift to spot
the new sail in Prodigal Bay. At the fifth hour of the afternoon, an ornate barge
rowed by banks of slaves pulled alongside the
Red Messenger
.

Drakasha waited to receive the occupants of the barge with Delmastro, Gwillem, and
two dozen armed crewfolk. First up the side was a squad of guards, men and women sweating
beneath armor of boiled leather and chain. Once they’d swept the deck with their eyes,
a team of slaves leapt aboard and rigged lines to haul a hanging chair from barge
to ship. Sweating furiously, they strained to heave this chair and its occupant up
to the entry port.

The Shipbreaker was exactly as Drakasha remembered. An old, paperskinned Therin so
distended with fat that it looked as though he’d popped his seams and his viscous
flesh was pouring out into the world around him. His jowls ended somewhere below the
middle of his neck, his fingers were like burst sausages, and his wattles had so little
firmament behind them
they quivered when he blinked. He managed to rise from his chair, with the help of
a slave at either hand, but he didn’t look remotely comfortable until another slave
produced a wide lacquered shelf, a sort of portable table. This was set before him,
and he heaved his massive belly atop it with a groan of relief.

“A limping brig,” he said to no one in particular. “One t’gallant mast gone and the
other one fit for firewood. Somewhat aged. A lady whose fading charms are ill concealed
by recent layers of paint and gilt.
Oh
. Forgive me, Zamira. I did not see you standing there.”

“Whereas I felt the ship heel over the instant you came aboard,” said Drakasha. “She
was tough enough to pull through a summer’s-end storm even in the hands of an incompetent.
Her lines are clean, topgallant masts are cheap, and she’s sweeter by far than most
of the heaps you haul to the east.”

“Heaps procured for me by captains like yourself. Now, I’ll want to peek under her
breeches and see if she has any quim left to speak of. Then we can discuss the size
of the favor I’ll be doing you.”

“Pose all you like, old man. I’ll have a fair price for a fair ship.”

“Fair she is,” said Leocanto Kosta, choosing that moment to emerge from his lurking
place within the companionway. The
Orchid
’s little store of fine clothing had furnished him with a veneer of wealth. His mustard-brown
coat had cloth-of-silver cuffs, his tunic was unstained silk, his breeches were passable,
and his shoes were polished. They were also large enough for a man of Jerome’s build,
but Kosta had stuffed them with rags to help them fit. One couldn’t have everything.

A borrowed rapier hung from his belt, and several of Zamira’s rings gleamed on his
fingers. Behind him came Jerome, dressed as the Dutiful Manservant of Common Demeanor,
carrying three heavy leather satchels over his shoulder. The speed with which they’d
assumed these roles led Zamira to infer they’d used them elsewhere.

“M’lord,” said Drakasha. “Have you finished your inspection?”

“I have. And, as I said, fair. Not excellent, but hardly a deathtrap. I can see fifteen
years in her, with a bit of luck.”

“Who the fuck might you be?” The Shipbreaker regarded Kosta with eyes like a bird
suddenly confronted by a rival’s beak just as it’s about to seize a worm.

“Tavrin Callas,” said Kosta. “Lashain.”

“A peer?” asked the Shipbreaker.

“Of the Third. You don’t need to use my title.”

“Nor will I. Why are you sniffing around this ship?”

“Your skull must be softer than your belly. I’m angling to buy her from Captain Drakasha.”

“
I
am the one who buys ships in Prodigal Bay.”

“By what, the writ of the gods? I’m in funds and that’s all that signifies.”

“Your funds won’t help you swim, boy—”

“Enough,”
said Drakasha. “Until one of you pays for it, this is my ship you’re standing on.”

“You’re very far from home, pup, and you cross me at your—”

“You want this ship, you pay full weight of metal for it,” Drakasha seethed, her irritation
genuine. The Shipbreaker was powerful and useful, but in a contest of sheer force
any Brass Sea captain could crush him beneath their heel. Lack of competition led
him to presume too much upon the patience of others. “If Lord Callas tenders the best
offer, I’ll take it from him. Are we through being foolish?”

“I’m prepared to buy my ship,” said Kosta.

“Now hold it, Captain,” said Delmastro on cue. “We know the Shipbreaker can pay. But
we’ve yet to see the lordship’s coin.”

“Del’s right,” said Drakasha. “We use letters of credit to wipe our asses down here,
Lord Callas. You’d best have something heavy in those bags.”

“Of course,” said Kosta, snapping his fingers. Jerome stepped forward and dropped
one satchel on the deck at Drakasha’s feet. It landed with a jangling clink.

“Gwillem,” she said, motioning him forward. He crouched over the satchel, unbound
its clasps, and revealed a pile of gold coins—in actuality, a combination of Zamira’s
ship’s purse and the funds Leocanto and Jerome had brought to sea. Gwillem lifted
one, held it up to the sunlight, scratched it, and bit it. He nodded.

“The real thing, Captain. Tal Verrar solari.”

“Seven hundred in that bag,” said Kosta, which was the cue for Jerome to throw the
second one down on the deck beside it. “Seven hundred more.”

Gwillem unclasped the second satchel, allowing the Shipbreaker to see that it, too,
was apparently brimming with gold. At least it was for five or six layers of solari
above a silk pocket filled with silvers and coppers. The third satchel was as much
a sham, but Zamira hoped that Kosta wouldn’t have to make his point again.

“And from that,” said Leocanto, “I’ll give you one thousand to commence.”

“The edges of his coins could be shaved,” said the Shipbreaker. “This is intolerable,
Drakasha. Bring scales from your ship, and I’ll have mine fetched up.”

“These coins are pristine,” said Kosta, gritting his teeth. “Every last one. I know
you’ll check them, Captain, and I know what my life would be worth if you found any
of them debased.”

“But—”

“Your deep concern for my welfare is noted, Shipbreaker,” said Drakasha. “But Lord
Callas is entirely correct and I judge him sincere. He offers a thousand. Do you wish
to better that?”

“Legs are open, old man,” said Leocanto. “Can you really get it up?”

“One thousand and ten,” said the Shipbreaker.

“Eleven
hundred
,” said Kosta. “Gods, I feel like I’m playing cards with my stablehands.”

“Eleven hundred,” wheezed the Shipbreaker, “and fifty.”

“Twelve hundred.”

“I have yet to even examine her timbers—”

“Then you should have hauled yourself across the bay faster. Twelve hundred.”

“Thirteen!”

“That’s the spirit,” said Kosta. “Pretend you can keep up with me. Fourteen hundred.”

“Fifteen,” said the Shipbreaker. “I warn you, Callas, if you push this price higher
there will be consequences.”

“Poor old lardbucket, forced to make do with a merely ridiculous profit rather than
an obscene one. Sixteen hundred.”

“Where did you
come
from, Callas?”

“Booked passage on an independent trader.”

“Which one?”

“None of your gods-damned business. I’m good for sixteen. What are—”

“Eighteen,”
hissed the Shipbreaker. “Are you running out of purses, you Lashani pretender?”

“Nineteen,” said Kosta, injecting a note of concern into his voice for the first time.

“Two thousand solari.”

Leocanto made a show of conferring briefly with Jerome. He looked down at his feet,
muttered, “Fuck you, old man,” and gestured for Jerome to collect the satchels from
the deck.

“To the Shipbreaker,” said Zamira, suppressing a huge smile. “For two thousand.”

“Ha!” The Shipbreaker’s face became contorted with triumph that looked nearly painful.
“I could buy ten of you on a whim, whelp. If I ever felt the need to scabbard my cock
in something foreign and useless.”

“Well, you won,” said Leocanto. “Congratulations. I’m ever so chagrined.”

“You should be,” said the Shipbreaker. “Since you’re suddenly standing on my ship.
Now I’d like to hear what you’ll bid to keep me from having you spitted over a fire—”

“Shipbreaker,” said Drakasha, “until I see two thousand solari in my hands, like all
hells
is this your ship.”

“Ah,” said the old man. “A technicality.” He clapped his hands and his slaves sent
the hoist-chair back to the barge, presumably to be loaded with gold.

“Captain Drakasha,” said Kosta, “thank you for your indulgence, but I know when it’s
time to withdraw—”

“Del,” said Drakasha, “show Lord Callas and his man to one of our boats. Lord Callas,
you’re welcome to stay for dinner in my cabin. After that we can … send you back where
you belong.”

“Indebted to you, Captain.” Kosta bowed more deeply than strictly necessary, and then
vanished through the entry port with Delmastro and Jerome.

“Gut the wet-eared little prick,” said the Shipbreaker, loudly. “Keep his money.”

“I’m content with yours,” said Zamira. “Besides—I’m rather taken with the idea of
having a
genuine
Lashani baron convinced that he owes me his life.”

The Shipbreaker’s slaves transferred bag after bag of coins to the deck of the
Messenger
, silver and gold, until the agreed-upon price was heaped at Zamira’s feet. Gwillem
would count it all at leisure, of course, but Zamira felt no anxiety about fraud or
debasing. The sacks would contain exactly what they were supposed to, by the logic
“Tavrin Callis” had espoused a few minutes earlier. The Shipbreaker kept a dozen well-equipped
mercenaries at his fortified estate on the edge of town, but if he cheated a captain
he’d have pirates after him in platoons, and his running days were a distant memory.

Drakasha left the Messenger in the hands of the Shipbreaker’s guards and slaves, and
was back aboard the
Orchid
within half an hour, feeling the contentment that always came with seeing a prize
sold off. One less complication to plan around—now her entire crew would be back on
one hull, shares would be made, the ship’s purse substantially enriched. The injured
ex-Messengers who hadn’t been with them for the
Kingfisher
sacking presented a slight problem, but to a man they’d opted for the temporary indignity
of the scrub watch, if the alternative was to be left in Prodigal in ill health.

“Ravelle, Valora,” she said, finding the pair of them sitting in the undercastle shade,
talking and grinning along with Del and a dozen crewfolk. “That went better than I
expected.”

“Seven or eight hundred more than what we might have had otherwise,” said Gwillem
with surprise.

“That much more fat to marble everyone’s cut,” said Valora.

“Until the bastard spends some money to check up on the independent traders,” said
Del, one eyebrow raised in mingled admiration and disbelief. “When he discovers that
nobody’s brought any Lashani noble anywhere near Prodigal recently—”

“Of course he’ll figure out what happened, sooner or later.” Kosta waved a hand dismissively.
“That’s the beauty of it. That sort of uptight, self-loving, threat-making little
tyrant … well, you can play ’em like a piece of music. Never in a thousand years would
he run around letting anyone else know that you suckered him in broad daylight with
such a simple trick. And with the profit margin he scrapes out of every ship he takes
from you, there’s just no way in hell he’ll hit back with anything but fussy words.”

“He’s got no power to push, if pushing’s what comes to his mind,” said Zamira. “I
call the deed well done. Doesn’t mean you can lounge around in those fancy clothes
all evening, though. Get them stowed again.”

“Of course … Captain.”

“And whether or not the Shipbreaker bites his tongue, I think it best to keep you
two out of sight for the rest of our time here. You’re both confined to the ship.”

“What? But—”

“I believe,” said Drakasha in an amused but firm tone of voice, “that it might not
be wise to let a pair such as you off the leash too frequently. I’ll give you a little
something extra from the ship’s purse for your trouble.”

“Oh, fair enough.” Kosta began removing the more delicate components of his fine costume.
“I suppose I’ve got no particular urge to get my throat slit in an alley, anyway.”