The Gentleman Bastard Series 3-Book Bundle: The Lies of Locke Lamora, Red Seas Under Red Skies, The Republic of Thieves (179 page)

“
FAIR DAY
to you,” said Jean, approaching the garden gate again. It was the second hour of
the afternoon, the next day, and the sky overhead was a boiling mess of gray. The
rain had yet to fall, but it was coming, certain and soon. “I’m here for my usual
petition.”

“How completely unexpected,” said the old man behind the iron bars.

“Is it a convenient time?” From inside the garden, Jean could hear laughter again,
along with a series of echoing smacks, as though something were being thrown against
a stone wall. “Or is the scholar consumed—”

“By work. Stranger, has the conversation we had yesterday fled your memory?”

“I must beg you, sir.” Jean put as much passionate sincerity as he could into his
voice. “A good man lies dying, in desperate need of aid. Did your master not take
oath as a physiker of the Collegium?”

“His oaths are no business of yours. And many good men lie dying, in desperate want
of aid, in Lashain and Karthain and every other place in the world. Do you see the
scholar saddling his horse to seek them out?”

“Please.” Jean shook a fresh envelope, jingling the coins within. “At least carry
the message, for the love of all the gods.”

Wearing half a scowl and half a smirk, the servant reached through the bars. Jean
dropped the envelope, seized the man by the collar, and slammed him hard against the
gate. An instant later Jean flourished a knife in his free hand.

It was a push-dagger, the sort wielded with a thrusting fist rather than a fencer’s
grip. The blade seated against Jean’s knuckles was half a foot long and curved like
an animal’s claw.

“There’s only one use for a knife like this,” whispered Jean. “You see it? You try
to call out or pull away, and you’ll be wearing your belly-fat for an apron. Open
the gate.”

“You’ll die for this,” hissed the servant. “They’ll skin you and boil you in salt
water.”

“And what a consolation that will be for you, eh?” Jean prodded him in the stomach
with his knife. “Open the gate or I’ll take the keys from your corpse.”

With a shaking hand, the old man opened the gate. Jean threw it aside, grabbed the
servant again, and turned him around. The knife was now at the small of the man’s
back.

“Take me to your master. Stay composed. Tell him that an important case has come up
and that he
will
want to hear my offer.”

“The scholar is in the garden. But you’re mad.… He has friends in the highest places …
urk!”

Jean poked him again with the blade, urging him forward.

“Of course,” said Jean. “But do you have any friends closer than my knife?”

At the heart of the garden, a short, solid man of about thirty-five was sharing a
hearty laugh with a woman who had yet to see twenty. Both of them wore light breeches,
silk shirts, and padded leather gloves. That explained the rhythmic noise from before.
They’d been using a cleared section of stone wall for
pursava
, the “partner chase,” an aristocratic cousin of handball.

“Sir, madam, a thousand pardons,” said the servant at another poke from Jean. Jean
stood half a pace behind the man, where neither Zodesti nor his guest could see the
true means of his entry into the garden. “A very urgent matter, sir.”

“Urgent?” Zodesti had a mop of black curls, now slick with sweat, and the remains
of an upper-class Verrari accent. “Who does this fellow come to speak for?”

“An eminent friend,” said Jean. “In the usual fashion. It would not be appropriate
to discuss these matters in front of your young—”

“By the gods, I’ll say what’s appropriate or not in my own garden! This fellow has
some cheek, Loran. You know my preferences. This had better be in earnest.”

“Dire earnest, sir.”

“Let him leave his particulars. If I find them suitable he may call again after dinner.”

“Now would be better,” said Jean, “for everyone.”

“Who in all the hells do you think you are? Shit on your dire earnest! Loran, throw
this—”

“Refusal noted and cordially declined.” Jean shoved Loran to the turf. Half a second
later he was upon Zodesti, with a meaty forearm wrapped around the physiker’s throat
and his blade held up so the young woman could see it. “Cry out for help and I will
use this, madam. I would hate to have an injury to the scholar resting upon your conscience.”

“I … I …” she said.

“Babble all you like, so long as you don’t scream. As for
you—
”
Jean squeezed the man’s windpipe to demonstrate his strength, and the physiker gasped.
“I’ve tried to be civil. I would have paid well. But now I’ll teach you a new way
of doing business. Do you have a kit you would bring to a case of poisoning? Materials
you’d need for a consultation?”

“Yes,” choked Zodesti. “In my study.”

“We’re going to calmly walk into your house, all of us. On your feet, Loran. You have
a carriage and driver on the grounds, Scholar?”

“Yes,” said Zodesti.

“Inside, then, as though nothing is amiss. If any of you give me any trouble, by the
gods, I’ll start practicing throat surgery.”

THE TICKLISH
part was getting them all into Zodesti’s study, past the curious eyes of a cook and
a kitchen-boy. But none of Jean’s hostages caused a scene, and soon enough the study
door was between them and any interference. Jean shot the bolt, smiled, and said,
“Loran, would you—”

At that moment, the old man found the courage for a last desperate struggle. Foul
as his temper was, Jean didn’t truly have the heart to stab the poor idiot, and he
smashed the edge of his knife hand into Loran’s jaw instead. The servant hit the floor
senseless. Zodesti darted to a desk in the corner and had a drawer open before Jean
collared him and flung him down beside Loran. Jean glanced into the drawer and laughed.

“Going to fight me off with a letter-opener? Take a seat, both of you.” Jean indicated
a pair of armchairs against the rear wall. While Zodesti and his companion sat there,
wide-eyed as pupils awaiting punishment from a tutor, Jean cut down one of the drapes
that hung beside the study’s shuttered window. He slashed it into strips and tossed
them to Zodesti.

“I don’t quite understand—”

“Your young friend offers a problem,” said Jean. “Meaning no particular offense to
you, madam, but one hostage is difficult enough to handle, let alone two. Particularly
when they’re clumsy amateur hostages, unused to their roles and expectations. So we’ll
leave you in that
fine big closet over there, where you won’t be found too late
or
too soon.”

“How dare you,” said the young woman. “I’ll have you know that my uncle is—”

“Time is precious and my knife is sharp,” said Jean. “When some servant finally opens
that closet, do they find you alive or dead?”

“Alive,” she gulped.

“Gag her, Scholar,” said Jean. “Then tie some good, firm knots. I’ll check them myself
when you’re done. After she’s secure, do the same for old Loran.”

As Zodesti worked to tie up his
pursava
partner (if that was indeed the limit of their partnership), Jean tore down another
drape and cut it into more strips. His eyes wandered to the room’s glass-fronted cabinets.
They contained a collection of books, glass vessels, herbal samples, alchemical powders,
and bizarre surgical instruments. Jean was heartened; if Zodesti’s esoterica reflected
his actual ability, he might just have an answer after all.

“
THIS WILL
do,” said Jean.

“Michel,” said Zodesti, leaning out the window on his side of the carriage, “pull
up here.”

The carriage rattled to a halt, and the driver hopped down to open the door. Jean,
knife half-concealed by the wide cuff of his coat, gestured for Zodesti to step out
first. The scholar did, carrying a leather bag and a bundle of clothing.

A light rain had begun to fall, for which Jean was grateful. It would drive bystanders
from the streets, and the overcast sky gave the city the look of twilight rather than
midafternoon. A kidnapper could ask for no more.

Jean had ordered the halt about two blocks from the Villa Suvela, in front of an alley
that would lead there by twists and turns with a dozen other possible destinations
branching off along the way.

“The scholar will require several hours,” said Jean, passing a folded slip of parchment
to the driver. “Wait at this address until we meet you again.”

The address on the parchment was a coffeehouse in Lashain’s mercantile district, a
half-mile distant. The driver frowned.

“Is this well with you, sir? You’ll miss dinner—”

“It’s fine, Michel,” said Zodesti with a hint of exasperation. “Just follow directions.”

“Of course, sir.”

Once the carriage had clattered down the street, Jean pulled Zodesti into the alley
and said, “You may live through this yet. Get dressed as we discussed.”

The pile of clothing included a battered hat and a rain-stained cloak, both belonging
to Loran, who was a fair match in size for his master. Zodesti threw the cloak on,
and Jean pulled a strip of slashed drapery from his pocket.

“What the hell is this, now?” said Zodesti.

“Did you really imagine I’d go to all this trouble and let you see where I’m taking
you? I thought you’d prefer blindfolded to unconscious.”

Zodesti stood still as Jean blindfolded him, pulled up the cloak’s hood, and pushed
the hat down on top of it. It was a good effect. From more than a few feet away, the
blindfold would be concealed by the hat or lost in the shadows of the hood.

From Zodesti’s medical bag, Jean withdrew a bottle of wine. He pulled the cork (Jean
had found the bottle in Zodesti’s study, half empty), splashed some on the physiker,
poured the rest on the ground, and pressed the empty bottle into Zodesti’s right hand.
From the smell that wafted up around them, Jean guessed he’d just wasted a very valuable
kameleona
.

“Now,” said Jean, “you’re my drunk friend, being escorted to safety. Keep your head
down.” Jean pressed Zodesti’s bag into the physiker’s left hand. “I’ve got my arms
around you to keep you from stumbling, and my knife closer than you’d like.”

“You’ll boil alive for this, you son of a bitch.”

“Let’s keep my mother out of this. Mind your feet.”

It took about ten minutes for them to stumble to the rooming house together. There
were no complications. The few people out in the rain had better things to pay attention
to than a pair of drunks, it seemed.

Once safely inside their suite, Jean locked the front doors, shoved Zodesti into a
chair, and said, “Now we’re well away from anyone else. If you try to escape, or raise
your voice, or call attention to yourself in
any
way, I’ll hurt you. Badly.”

“Stop threatening me and show me your damned patient.”

“In a moment.” Jean opened the doors to the inner apartment, saw that Locke was awake,
and quickly gestured in their private sign language:

Don’t use any names
.

“What am I,” muttered Locke, “an idiot? I knew he wasn’t coming back here of his own
free will.”

“How—”

“You wore your fighting boots and left your dress shoes by the wardrobe. And all of
your weapons are missing.”

“Ah.” Jean tore off Zodesti’s blindfold and disguise. “Make yourself comfortable and
get to work.”

The physiker hefted his satchel and, sparing a hateful glance for Jean, moved to Locke’s
bedside. He stared at Locke for a few moments, then pulled a wooden chair over and
sat down.

“I smell wine,” said Locke. “
Kameleona
, I think. I don’t suppose you’ve brought any with you?”

“Only what your friend bathed me with,” said Zodesti. He snapped his fingers a few
times in front of Locke’s eyes, then took his pulse from both wrists. “My, you are
in a sad state. You believe you’ve been poisoned?”

“No,” said Locke with a cough. “I fell down some fucking stairs.

What’s it look like?”

“Can’t you ever be polite to any of your physikers?” said Jean.

“
You’re
the one who bloody well kidnapped him.”

“Since I appear to have no choice,” said Zodesti, “I’m going to give you a thorough
examination. This may cause some discomfort, but don’t complain. I won’t be listening.”

Zodesti’s first examination took a quarter of an hour. Ignoring Locke’s grumbling,
he poked and prodded at his joints and limbs, working from the top of his arms to
his feet.

“You’re losing sensation in your extremities,” said Zodesti at last.

“How the hell can you tell?”

“I just stuck a lancet into each of your large toes.”

“You poked holes in my feet?”

“I’m adding teardrops to a river, given the blood you’re losing elsewhere.” Zodesti
fumbled in his bag, removed a silk case, and from this extracted a pair of optics
with oversized lenses. Wearing them, he pulled Locke’s lips back and examined his
gums and teeth.

“Ahm naht a fckhng horth,” said Locke.

“Quiet.” Zodesti held the clean portion of one of Locke’s discarded bandages to his
gums for several seconds, pulled it away, and frowned at it.

“Your gums are seeping blood. And I see your fingernails are trim,” said Zodesti.

“What of it?”

“Were they trimmed on a Penance Day?”

“How the hell should I remember?”

“Trimming the nails on any day but a Penance Day weakens the blood. Tell me, when
you were first taken with your symptoms, did you think to swallow an amethyst?”

“Why would I have had one close at hand?”

“Your pig-ignorance of basic medicine is your own misfortune. You sound like an easterner,
though, so I can’t say I’m surprised.”

The rest of the physiker’s work took an hour, with Zodesti performing increasingly
esoteric tests and Jean hovering behind him, alert for any sign of treachery. Finally,
Zodesti sighed and rose to his feet, wiping his bloody hands on Locke’s sheets.