The Good Life (14 page)

“I understand,” he said patiently. “I’m glad I was able to make you feel better. It was my intention. You caught me off guard with the hug but I didn’t mean to make you feel unwelcome. I would definitely rather you were here with us than there with him.”

“Why?” I asked.

He shrugged. “We don’t need to get into it because it’s not my business. But I
am
glad you’re here. Even though we haven’t talked in a long time, I’ve still got your back, okay?”

OMG! Is he the best or what?
“Thanks.”

“Do you want a redo on the hug?”

I laughed. “No. But since we’re being honest, please don’t pat me on the head ever again. It made me feel like a dog.”

“Got it. So how’d the job search go?” he asked.

I leaned back into my chair and sighed very dramatically. “Not great.”

“Why not?”

“I went to apply at this little Italian place off South Main and you won’t believe who the manager is there.”

“Caroline Ganier,” he said matter-of-factly.

“You knew that!” It was more of an accusation than a question.

“Yes,” he said, as if I should have known he knew that. “I work right down the street. I pretty much know who works at every bar and restaurant down there.”

I rested my chin in my hand. “I guess I’ll ask you next time then,” I said quietly.

“What happened? Did she see you?”

“Yeah! She was the one who answered the door.”

“Oh man. What did you do?”

“I pretended I was there because I needed an event catered.”

He nodded and looked impressed. “Nice.”

“Yeah. So I hope you have a lot of friends. We’re having fettuccine and lasagna for thirty people on Thursday.”

CHAPTER TEN

Wednesday morning brought the moving truck with all the belongings I’d “won” in my discussions with Caleb. I’d also gotten the dining room table and chairs, the bistro set and patio furniture, and some nice artwork, but those had stayed behind to “stage” the condo. Caleb would eventually be taking the bedroom and living room furniture, and that was fine with me. They were ugly and boring anyway. I’d always thought so.

Jake woke up early (again) and helped me move all of the boxes up to my room. Just the shoes alone filled up twelve boxes! He put all of the incidental stuff, like my non-pink kitchen appliances, in the basement.

I made him breakfast to thank him for his help. We didn’t have much in the house so I made him an omelet with bacon and Kraft cheese slices. It was probably the lamest thing I’d ever made in my life, but he acted like it was prime rib.

“You act like no one has ever made you breakfast before,” I said. Then I felt stupid for opening my mouth because I was pretty sure his parents’ versions of cooking breakfast consisted of pouring milk into a cereal bowl, and I hadn’t heard anything about him having any serious girlfriends who might have cooked for him either. Jake didn’t do relationships. He never had. He stuck to one-night-stands and quick flings instead. I was pretty sure the only reason he hooked up with me for so long that summer was because he knew there was a definite end. I’m no shrink, but my guess is he has a fear of intimacy and some abandonment issues as a result of the way his parents treated him.

“Not since your parents moved out,” he said with a mouthful. “They were the only ones who ever cooked for me.”

I poured myself another cup of coffee and sat down across from him at the island. “In that case I feel bad for not making you something better. Once we get to the grocery store I can make you all kinds of good stuff.”

“Yeah? Let’s go then.”

I laughed.

“No, really, it’s still early. Let’s go out. We can look at some used car lots and go grocery shopping. We’ll make a day of it.”

Hmm, a whole day with Jake. That could very easily turn in to a whole day of blushing and stuttering and acting a fool ... or it could turn out to be a pretty good time. I decided to take my chances. Because that’s what Michigan Roxie does.

First, we bought a car. I mean,
I
bought a car. Look at me using the “we” word like we’re a couple. What’s up with that?

It’s nothing fancy. Just an older Chevy Malibu. Thanks to the income of my not-yet-ex-husband, I was approved for a used car loan immediately, and everything was pretty simple. I would just pay it off once my divorce settlement came through.

Then we went to the grocery store – AKA Meijer. It had been years since I’d done any major grocery shopping. In New York I always had groceries delivered. That sounded strange to non-New Yorkers, but it’s pretty common there. Imagine carrying fifteen grocery bags on the subway or throwing them in the back of a cab and trying to carry them up to an apartment. Even if the apartment had an elevator and a doorman like ours did, it was still a huge pain in the ass when you’ve got milk and soda and other heavy items. If I only needed a few things I would go to a market, but for the heavy duty shopping, it was delivered.

Another thing different about Manhattan shopping is that there aren’t any gigantic all-in-one mass merchandisers like Wal-Mart, Meijer, Target, etc. If you needed shampoo or Tylenol, you went to a drug store. If you needed lunch meat, you went to a deli. Bread – bakery. Produce – Farmer’s market. And so on.

Walking into Meijer for the first time in many years was an experience. They had groceries, of course, but also toys, home goods, appliances, a nail salon, a hair salon, a fast-food restaurant, a deli, a bakery, a bank and even an auto department. An auto department in the grocery store! The whole thing blew my mind.

Jake thought it was funny I was so excited to be at Meijer. He also thought it was crazy to have groceries delivered.

“So you just call them up and read them your list?”

“No, I ordered online. It’s easier than talking on the phone. A lot of people speak broken English there,” I told him. “Hey! Let’s go to the toy department before the groceries!”

“Sure.”

“I, um, I’m looking for a hula hoop.” GLL Challenge #12 – Go into a toy store and hula hoop in the aisle for one full minute.

Jake didn’t seem to think it was weird at all when I picked up the hula hoop but I made an excuse for it just in case.

“I heard about a new hula hoop workout that’s supposed to get rid of love handles,” I told him. “I’m not sure if I still know how to do this though.”

I stepped into the hula hoop and wished I had chosen to complete this particular challenge when I was at the store by myself but I couldn’t get this far and quit.

“I need to do this for a least one minute to see results,” I told Jake. “Can you time me?”

“Yeah, I have a timer on my phone.”

He leaned against the display on the aisle’s end-cap and looked at his phone.
Perfect
, I thought. If he’s looking at his phone, he’s not
looking at me.

Well, here goes nothing.

And I did it. I rocked that hula hoop! I felt a bit silly for the first ten seconds or so but after that, I started having fun. Being silly
was
fun.

Jake thought it was hilarious. He didn’t even tell me when my minute was up because he said he was having so much fun watching me.

A little girl who was about eight came around the corner with her mom who looked about my age. When they saw me hula-hooping they decided to do it, too. Then Jake said, “What the hell?” and picked up a hula hoop himself.

I’ve never had so much fun in a grocery store before. Thanks, Hope!

Thursday was the day of my catered “event.” I’d decided to pick up the food and take it over to Allison’s. I figured we could feed her family of five – three times – plus take some home for me, Jake, and Adam, and that would pretty much take care of it.

Was I ever surprised when I got to Allison’s and found almost thirty people there! Well, there weren’t that many, but Allison had rounded up about a dozen girls we went to high school with to throw me a surprise divorce party, which had been coordinated by Hope.

I saw these girls on social network sites all the time. I knew practically everything about their lives. I knew every time they took a nap in the middle of the afternoon, every time they bought a new handbag on their lunch breaks, and every time their husbands brought home flowers. I knew how wide their cervixes got when they went into labor, what they made for dinner and exactly how many minutes they spent at the gym each week. I mean, I knew everything. But I still didn’t consider them my friends because I hadn’t actually spoken to them in years. I was so surprised and touched that they came out to support me.

We ate Italian food first. Then Allison showed me the scavenger hunt Hope had put together for the night. It was going to be a competition to see which girl could get me the most phone numbers or introduce me to the most guys. It was just for fun. I definitely wasn’t ready to start dating. But it was better than hanging out at home by myself.

Hope sent an outfit to Allison’s house that I was supposed to wear. It was a glittery halter top and a miniskirt so short it looked more like a thick belt. She also sent a temporary tattoo that said “Bad Kitty” which Allison applied to my cleavage. The tattoo I could deal with, but that skirt …
um hell no
.

When I went into the bathroom to change into my outfit, I called Hope to protest.

“What are you wearing?” she asked when she picked up. Not even a hello.

“See, um, that’s the thing,” I said cautiously. “I really love it that you put this whole thing together for me. But, um, you’re not supposed to wear miniskirts past the age of twenty-five.”

“Uh huh,” she said, “and who told you that?”

“I read it in a magazine.”

“Was it the same magazine that claims to have discovered a hot new sex act on the cover of every issue and every month it ends up being something we’ve been doing since junior high?”

“Yeah. That magazine.”

“You know I’d never make you look bad, girl. And remember, I’m in charge here. So stop arguing and put it on.”

I sighed reluctantly and bit my lip. I really did want to be
that girl
again; the girl who wore a miniskirt as easily as a pair of sweatpants. I just wasn’t sure I could.

“A few drinks from now and you’ll feel like the hottest chick in the bar,” she told me. “Until then, you’re gonna have to fake it. Pretend you are confident and the confidence will come. Go on. Try it. Tell yourself you’re the sexiest and most confident woman in Allison’s house and watch how your whole attitude changes. Do it right now. For ten seconds. I’ll count.”

“Okay.” I closed my eyes and did as she said. I had to admit she was definitely on to something. Within those ten seconds I felt my chin rise and my shoulders push back as I stood up a little straighter.
Hmm, maybe this could work.

I opened my eyes and saw that the face staring back at me from the mirror looked less scared and timid than it had a minute ago. I might be able to do this belt-as-a-skirt thing.

“Allison will be texting me pics all night,” Hope warned me, “and they better be good ones.”

“I got this,” I said. And I believed it.

Hope’s pep-talk experiment, along with the sangria that Allison served during dinner, helped me get the outfit
on,
but there was no way I was going without my underwear! I mean, at least until I had a few more drinks in me.

When the girls asked where I wanted to go I said The Bar because it was a mellow place to hang out and have some drinks and those were the kinds of bars I felt most comfortable in. Even though I’ve worked in a few of them, I’m not much of a bar person and I’m
definitely
not a club person. The Bar does have a dance floor and a DJ on weekends, but it’s mostly just a place to chill out and have some beers with your friends or watch a game and have some wings – if you’re into that kind of thing. I’m not. The sports I mean. Not the wings. Who doesn’t love wings? Yum.

Last time I hung out in a bar for recreational purposes was in college. I hated it even then because I always seemed to be dressed incorrectly. If everyone was wearing denim skirts and white tube tops, I was wearing black. If everyone else was wearing black, I’d be in the denim skirt and white tube top. When everyone else had on heels, I was in sandals. When everyone was wearing sandals, I had on heels. It was pretty much guaranteed that I would be behind on the trends. By the time I figured out what was “in,” it was already on its way out. It’s not that I wanted to be like everyone else, I just didn’t want to be so different from everyone else.

I could still remember the last time I was in a bar in Ann Arbor. It was the end of
The Summer of Jake and Roxie
. I was getting ready to start my senior year at UNC, and my friends from high school were all leaving for their respective schools. We had a bar-hopping going away party. I could still remember the inadequacy I felt when I showed up at the bar to see all the other girls had their hair pulled into high, bouncy ponytails (mine was down), faded jeans (mine were a dark wash), and one of those really long sweaters everyone wore back then that looked like a trench coat (I had on a tank top because – hello – it was summer). Where was the memo about the long sweaters, and why was I not on the mailing list? And what was it with girls wearing sweaters in summer and tank tops in winter?