The Hot Rock (11 page)

Murch, who was driving, found the sun reflected into his eyes from the rearview mirror. He switched the mirror to the night setting, reducing the sun to a yellowish ball in an olive haze, and said irritably, “Where the hell is this place anyway?”

“Not much farther,” Kelp said. He was holding the typed sheet of instructions in his hands and was sitting beside Murch. The other three were in back, Dortmunder on the right, Chefwick in the middle, Greenwood on the left. They were all in their guard uniforms again, the police–like costumes they’d worn at the Coliseum. Murch, who didn’t have a uniform like that, was wearing a Greyhound bus driver’s jacket and cap. Although it was properly hot for August outside, the air conditioning inside made it jacket–and–cap–wearing weather. “Turn there,” Kelp said, pointing ahead.

Murch shook his head in disgust. “Which way?” he said with studied patience. “Left,” Kelp said. “Didn’t I say that?”

“Thank you,” Murch said. “No, you didn’t.”

Murch turned left, into a narrow blacktop alley between two brick warehouses. It was already twilight in here, but sun shone orange on stacked wooden crates at the far end. Murch steered the Lincoln around the crates and out to a large open area surrounded on all sides by the backs of warehouses. The blacktop ran one lane wide along the rear of the warehouses, like a frame around a picture, but the picture itself was nothing but a big flat square of weedy dirt. In the middle of the empty space stood the helicopter.

“That’s big,” Kelp said. He sounded awed.

The helicopter looked huge, standing out there all alone like that. It was painted a dull Army brown, had a round glass nose, small glass side windows, and blades that hung out like wash lines.

Murch jounced the Lincoln over the rough ground and stopped near the helicopter. Up close it didn’t look as gigantic. They could see it was just a little taller than a man and not much longer than the Lincoln. Squares and rectangles of black tape covered the body here and there, apparently to hide identifying numbers or symbols.

They all got out of the cool Lincoln into the hot world and Murch rubbed his hands together as he grinned at the machine in front of them. “Now, there’s a baby that’ll go,” he said.

Dortmunder, suddenly suspicious, said, “You did drive one of these things before, right?”

“I told you,” Murch said. “I can drive anything.”

“Yeah,” Dortmunder said. “That’s what you told me, I remember that.”

“Right,” said Murch. He kept grinning at the helicopter.

“You can drive anything,” Dortmunder said, “but the question is
did
you ever drive one of these things before?”

“Don’t answer him,” Kelp said to Murch. “I don’t want to know the answer, and neither does he, not now. Come on, let’s load up.”

“Right,” said Murch, while Dortmunder slowly shook his head. Murch went around and opened the Lincoln’s trunk and they all started to carry things from the trunk over to the helicopter. Chefwick carried his black bag. Greenwood and Dortmunder carried the machine guns and between them, toted by its handles, a green metal box full of detonators and tear gas grenades and miscellaneous tools. Kelp carried a cardboard carton full of handcuffs and strips of white cloth. Murch checked to be sure the Lincoln was locked up tight, then followed carrying the portable jammer, a heavy black box about the size of a beer case, bristling with knobs and dials and retracted antennas.

The inside of the helicopter was similar to the inside of a car, with two padded bucket seats up front and a long seat across the back. There was storage space behind the back seat into which they shoved everything, then arranged themselves with Murch at the wheel, Dortmunder beside him, and the other three in back. They shut the door and Dortmunder studied Murch studying the controls. After a minute Dortmunder said in disgust, “You never even
saw
one of these things before.”

Murch turned on him. “Are you kidding? I read in
Popular Mechanics
how to
make
one, you don’t think I can
drive
one?”

Dortmunder looked over his shoulder at Kelp. “I could be peddling encyclopedias right now,” he said.

Murch, having been insulted, said to Dortmunder, “Come on, now, watch this. I hit this switch here, see? And this lever. And I do this.”

A roaring started. Dortmunder looked up, and through the glass bubble he could see the blades rotating. They went faster and faster and became a blur.

Murch tapped Dortmunder’s knee. He was still explaining things as he did this and that to the controls, even though Dortmunder couldn’t hear him any more. But Dortmunder kept watching, because anything was better than looking up at the noisy blur overhead.

Abruptly, Murch smiled and sat back and nodded and pointed out. Dortmunder looked out and the ground wasn’t there. He leaned forward, looking through the bubble, and the ground was way down below, orange–yellow, green–black, jagged with long shadows from the setting sun. “Oh, yeah,” Dortmunder said softly, though no one could hear him. “That’s right.”

Murch fiddled around for a couple of minutes, getting used to things, making the helicopter do some odd maneuvers, but then he settled down and they began to move northeast.

Dortmunder had never realized before just how full the sky was. Newark Airport was just a little ways behind them, and the sky was as full of circling planes as a shopping center parking lot on a Saturday is full of people circling to find a place to park. Murch was moving along under them, heading for New York at a good clip. They passed over Newark Bay and Jersey City and Upper Bay and then Murch figured out how to steer and he turned left a little and they followed the Hudson north, Manhattan on their right like stalagmites with cavities, New Jersey on their left like uncollected garbage.

After the first few minutes, Dortmunder liked it. Murch didn’t seem to be doing anything wrong, and aside from the noise it was kind of nice to be hanging up in the sky here like this. The guys in back were nudging each other and pointing at things like the Empire State Building, and Dortmunder turned at one point and grinned at Kelp, who shrugged and grinned back.

The jet they were planning to use for cover normally roared over the police station at seven thirty–two every evening. Tonight they wouldn’t be able to hear it, not being able to hear anything but themselves, so they would either have to see it or just take a chance on it being there. Dortmunder hadn’t realized noise would be a problem like this, and it troubled him, detracting from the enjoyment of the ride.

Murch tapped him on the knee and pointed to the right. Dortmunder looked, and over there was another helicopter, with a radio station’s call letters on the side. The pilot waved, and Dortmunder waved back. The man beside the pilot was too busy to wave, talking into a microphone and looking down at the West Side Highway, which was all snarled up.

Far away on their left the sun was sinking slowly into Pennsylvania, the sky turning pink and mauve and purple. Manhattan was already in twilight.

Dortmunder checked his watch. Seven–twenty. They were doing well.

The plan was to circle around the police station and come at it from the rear, so the cops out front wouldn’t get a glimpse of the helicopter landing on their roof. Murch kept following the Hudson north, therefore, until Harlem stood snaggle–toothed on their right, and then he made a wide sweeping U–turn. It was like being a kid on one of those Coney Island rides, only higher up.

Murch had figured out the altitude adjustment by now.

He eased down through the air over the Upper West Side, figuring out the street they wanted from landmarks like Central Park and the meeting of Broadway with West End Avenue. And then, dead ahead, there stood the black rectangle of the police station roof.

Kelp leaned forward and tapped Dortmunder’s shoulder. When Dortmunder looked at him, he pointed to the sky on their right. Dortmunder looked up there and saw the jet coming out of the west, sweep–winged, sparkling, noisy. Dortmunder grinned and nodded.

Murch put it down on the roof as gently as he’d put a beer glass on a bar. He cut the engine and in their own sudden silence they could hear the passage of the jet, sliding down the sky above them toward La Guardia. “Last stop,” Murch said, and the jet noise faded away to the east.

Dortmunder opened the door and they all clambered out. Chefwick hurried over to the door in the small shack–like construction atop the roof while the others unloaded the helicopter. Kelp took a pair of cable shears, went over to the front left edge of the roof, lay down on his belly, and reached down and out, and cut the phone wires. Murch set the portable jammer down on the roof, turned it on, put the earphones on, and began twiddling with the dials. All radio broadcasting from this building promptly became unintelligible.

By now Chefwick had the door open. Dortmunder and Greenwood had stuffed their pockets with detonators and tear gas grenades, and they followed Chefwick down the stairs to the windowless metal door at the bottom. Chefwick studied this door a second, then said, “I’ll have to blast this one. Go on back up.”

Kelp was on the way down, carrying the cardboard carton of handcuffs and strips of white cloth. Dortmunder met him midway and said, “Back up on the roof. Chefwick has to blast.”

“Right.”

The three of them hurried up to the roof, where Murch had left the jammer and was sitting on the roof near the front edge, several detonator caps beside him. He looked over at them and waved. Dortmunder showed him two fingers, meaning he should wait two minutes, and Murch nodded.

Chefwick came upstairs. Dortmunder said to him, “How we doing?”

“Three,” Chefwick said in a distracted sort of way. “Two. One.”

Phoom,
said a noise.

Grayish smoke drifted lazily up the stairwell and out the door.

Dortmunder dashed downstairs through the smoke, found the metal door lying on its back at the bottom, and hurried through the doorway into a short square hall. Straight ahead, heavy barred gates blocked the end of the hall where the stairway went down. An astonished–looking cop was sitting on a high stool there, just inside the gates, with a paper–filled lectern beside him. He was a thin and elderly white–haired cop, and his reflexes were a little slow. Also, he wasn’t armed. Dortmunder knew, from both Greenwood and Murch, that none of the cops on duty up here were armed.

“Take him,” Dortmunder said over his shoulder and turned the other way, where a stout cop with a ham and cheese sandwich on rye in his hand was trying to close another gate. Dortmunder pointed the machine gun conversationally and said, “Stop that.”

The cop looked at Dortmunder. He stopped and put his hands up in the air. One slice of rye dangled over his knuckles like the floppy ear of a dog.

Greenwood meanwhile had convinced the elderly cop to contemplate his retirement. The cop was standing beside his lectern with his hands up while Greenwood tossed three detonator caps and two tear gas grenades through the bars and down the stairs, where they made a mess. The idea was that no one was supposed to come upstairs.

There was one more officer on duty up here. He’d been in the area between the second gate and yet a third, where there was a scarred wooden desk. He’d been sitting at this desk, reading
Ramparts,
and when Dortmunder and Greenwood led the other two cops in at machine–gun point, the third one looked at them in bewilderment, put down his magazine, got to his feet, raised his hands over his head, and said, “You sure you got the right place?”

“Open up,” Dortmunder said, gesturing at the last gate. Through there, in the detention block, arms could be seen waving through cell bars on both sides. Nobody in there knew what was going on exactly, but they all wanted to be a part of it.

“Brother,” cop number three told Dortmunder, “the hardest case we got in there is a Latvian sailor hit a bartender with a fifth of Johnny Walker Red Label. Seven stitches. You sure you want one of our people?”

“Just open,” Dortmunder told him.

The cop shrugged. “Anything you say,” he said.

Meanwhile, on the roof, Murch had started tossing detonator caps at the street. He wanted to make noise and confusion without killing anybody, which was easy the first couple of times he dropped the caps, but which became increasingly difficult as the street filled up with cops running around trying to figure out who was attacking who and from where.