The House of Hades (Heroes of Olympus Book 4) (36 page)

‘I
APETUS!’
H
YPERION BELLOWED.
‘Well, well. I thought you were hiding under a cleaning bucket somewhere.’

Bob lumbered forward, scowling. ‘I was not hiding.’

Percy crept towards the right side of the Doors. Annabeth sneaked towards the left. The Titans gave no sign of noticing them, but Percy took no chances. He kept Riptide in pen form. He crouched low, stepping as quietly as possible. The lesser monsters kept a respectful distance from the Titans, so there was enough empty space to manoeuvre around the Doors, but Percy was keenly aware of the snarling mob at his back.

Annabeth had decided to take the side Hyperion was guarding, on the theory that Hyperion was more likely to sense Percy. After all, Percy was the last one to have killed him in the mortal world. That was fine with Percy. After being in Tartarus for so long, he could barely look at Hyperion’s burning golden armour without getting spots in his eyes.

On Percy’s side of the Doors, Krios stood dark and silent,
his ram-horned helmet covering his face. He kept one foot planted on the chain’s anchor and his thumb on the
UP
button.

Bob faced his brethren. He planted his spear and tried to look as fierce as possible with a kitten on his shoulder. ‘Hyperion and Krios. I remember you both.’

‘Do you, Iapetus?’ The golden Titan laughed, glancing at Krios to share the joke. ‘Well, that’s good to know! I heard Percy Jackson turned you into a brainwashed scullery maid. What did he rename you … Betty?’

‘Bob,’ snarled Bob.

‘Well, it’s about time you showed up,
Bob
. Krios and I have been stuck here for
weeks
–’

‘Hours,’ Krios corrected, his voice a deep rumble inside his helmet.

‘Whatever!’ Hyperion said. ‘It’s boring work, guarding these doors, shuffling monsters through at Gaia’s orders. Krios, what’s our next group, anyway?’

‘Double Red,’ said Krios.

Hyperion sighed. The flames glowed hotter across his shoulders. ‘Double Red. Why do we go from A-22 to Double Red? What kind of system is that?’ He glared at Bob. ‘This is no job for me – the Lord of Light! Titan of the East! Master of Dawn! Why am I forced to wait in the darkness while the
giants
go into battle and get all the glory? Now,
Krios
I can understand –’

‘I get all the worst assignments,’ Krios muttered, his thumb still on the button.

‘But
me
?’ Hyperion said. ‘Ridiculous! This should be your job, Iapetus. Here, take my place for a while.’

Bob stared at the Doors, but his gaze was distant – lost in the past. ‘The four of us held down our father, Ouranos,’ he remembered. ‘Koios and me and the two of you. Kronos promised us mastery of the four corners of the earth for helping with the murder.’

‘Indeed,’ Hyperion said. ‘And I was happy to do it! I would’ve wielded the scythe myself if I’d had the chance! But you,
Bob …
you were always conflicted about that killing, weren’t you? The
soft
Titan of the West, soft as the sunset! Why our parents named you the
Piercer
, I will never know. More like the
Whimper
.’

Percy reached the anchor hook. He uncapped his pen and Riptide grew to full length. Krios didn’t react. His attention was firmly fixed on Bob, who had just levelled the point of his spear at Hyperion’s chest.

‘I can still pierce,’ Bob said, his voice low and even. ‘You brag too much, Hyperion. You are bright and fiery, but Percy Jackson defeated you anyway. I hear you became a nice tree in Central Park.’

Hyperion’s eyes smouldered. ‘Careful, brother.’

‘At least a janitor’s work is honest,’ Bob said. ‘I clean up after others. I leave the palace better than I found it. But you … you do not care what messes you make. You followed Kronos blindly. Now you take orders from Gaia.’

‘She is our
mother
!’ Hyperion bellowed.

‘She did not wake for
our
war on Olympus,’ Bob recalled. ‘She favours her second brood, the giants.’

Krios grunted. ‘That’s true enough. The children of the pit.’

‘Both of you hold your tongues!’ Hyperion’s voice was tinged with fear. ‘You never know when he is listening.’

The elevator dinged. All three Titans jumped.

Had it been twelve minutes? Percy had lost track of time. Krios took his finger off the button and called out, ‘Double Red! Where is Double Red?’

Hordes of monsters stirred and jostled one another, but none of them came forward.

Krios heaved a sigh. ‘I
told
them to hang on to their tickets. Double Red! You’ll lose your place in the queue!’

Annabeth was in position, right behind Hyperion. She raised her drakon-bone sword over the base of the chains. In the fiery light of the Titan’s armour, her Death Mist disguise made her look like a burning ghoul.

She held up three fingers, ready to count down. They had to cut the chains before the next group tried to take the elevator, but they also had to make sure the Titans were as distracted as possible.

Hyperion muttered a curse. ‘Just
wonderful
. This will completely mess up our schedule.’ He sneered at Bob. ‘Make your choice, brother. Fight us or help us. I don’t have time for your lectures.’

Bob glanced at Annabeth and Percy. Percy thought he might start a fight, but instead he raised the point of his spear. ‘Very well. I will take guard duty. Which of you wants a break first?’

‘Me, of course,’ Hyperion said.

‘Me!’ Krios snapped. ‘I’ve been holding that button so long my thumb is going to fall off.’

‘I’ve been standing here longer,’ Hyperion grumbled. ‘You two guard the Doors while
I
go up to the mortal world. I have some Greek heroes to wreak vengeance upon!’

‘Oh, no!’ Krios complained. ‘That Roman boy is on his way to Epirus – the one who killed me on Mount Othrys. Got lucky, he did. Now it’s my turn.’

‘Bah!’ Hyperion drew his sword. ‘I’ll gut you first, Ram-head!’

Krios raised his own blade. ‘You can try, but I won’t be stuck in this stinking pit any longer!’

Annabeth caught Percy’s eyes. She mouthed:
One, two
–

Before he could strike the chains, a high-pitched whine pierced his ears, like the sound of an incoming rocket. Percy just had time to think:
Uh-oh.
Then an explosion rocked the hillside. A wave of heat knocked Percy backwards. Dark shrapnel ripped through Krios and Hyperion, shredding them as easily as wood in a chipper.

STINKING PIT.
A hollow voice rolled across the plains, shaking the warm fleshy ground.

Bob staggered to his feet. Somehow the explosion hadn’t touched him. He swept his spear in front of him, trying to locate the source of the voice. Small Bob the kitten crawled into his coveralls.

Annabeth had landed about twenty feet from the Doors. When she stood, Percy was so relieved she was alive it took him a moment to realize she looked like herself. The Death Mist had evaporated.

He looked at his own hands. His disguise was gone too.

TITANS
, said the voice disdainfully.
LESSER BEINGS. IMPERFECT AND WEAK.

In front of the Doors of Death, the air darkened and solidified. The being who appeared was so massive, radiating such pure malevolence, that Percy wanted to crawl away and hide.

Instead, he forced his eyes to trace the god’s form, starting with his black iron boots, each one as large as a coffin. His legs were covered in dark greaves; his flesh all thick purple muscle, like the ground. His armoured skirt was made from thousands of blackened, twisted bones, woven together like chain links and clasped in place by a belt of interlocking monstrous arms.

On the surface of the warrior’s breastplate, murky faces appeared and submerged – giants, Cyclopes, gorgons and drakons – all pressing against the armour as if trying to get out.

The warrior’s arms were bare – muscular, purple and glistening – his hands as large as crane scoops.

Worst of all was his head: a helmet of twisted rock and metal with no particular shape – just jagged spikes and pulsing patches of magma. His entire face was a whirlpool – an inward spiral of darkness. As Percy watched, the last particles of Titan essence from Hyperion and Krios were vacuumed into the warrior’s maw.

Somehow Percy found his voice. ‘Tartarus.’

The warrior made a sound like a mountain cracking in half: a roar or a laugh, Percy couldn’t be sure.

This form is only a small manifestation of my power
, said the
god.
But it is enough to deal with you. I do not interfere lightly, little demigod. It is beneath me to deal with gnats such as yourself.

‘Uh …’ Percy’s legs threatened to collapse under him. ‘Don’t … you know … go to any trouble.’

You have proven surprisingly resilient
, Tartarus said.
You have come too far. I can no longer stand by and watch your progress.

Tartarus spread his arms. Throughout the valley, thousands of monsters wailed and roared, clashing their weapons and bellowing in triumph. The Doors of Death shuddered in their chains.

Be honoured, little demigods
, said the god of the pit.
Even the Olympians were never worthy of my personal attention. But
you
will be destroyed by Tartarus himself!

F
RANK WAS HOPING FOR FIREWORKS.

Or at least a big sign that read:
WELCOME HOME!

More than three thousand years ago, his Greek ancestor – good old
Periclymenus
the shape-shifter – had sailed east with the Argonauts. Centuries later, Periclymenus’s descendants had served in the eastern Roman legions. Then, through a series of misadventures, the family had ended up in China, finally emigrating to Canada in the twentieth century. Now Frank was back in Greece, which meant that the Zhang family had completely circled the globe.

That seemed like cause for celebration, but the only welcoming committee was a flock of wild, hungry harpies who attacked the ship. Frank felt kind of bad as he shot them down with his bow. He kept thinking of Ella, their freakishly smart harpy friend from Portland. But these harpies weren’t Ella. They gladly would have chewed Frank’s face off. So he blasted them into clouds of dust and feathers.

The Greek landscape below was just as inhospitable. The hills were strewn with boulders and stunted cedars, all shimmering in the hazy air. The sun beat down as if trying to hammer the countryside into a Celestial bronze shield. Even from a hundred feet up, Frank could hear the drone of cicadas buzzing in the trees – a sleepy, otherworldly sound that made his eyes heavy. Even the duelling voices of the war gods inside his head seemed to have dozed off. They had hardly bothered Frank at all since the crew had crossed into Greece.

Sweat trickled down his neck. After being frozen below deck by that crazy snow goddess, Frank had thought he would never feel warm again, but now the back of his shirt was soaked.

‘Hot and steamy!’ Leo grinned at the helm. ‘Makes me homesick for Houston! What do you say, Hazel? All we need now are some giant mosquitoes, and it’ll feel just like the Gulf Coast!’

‘Thanks a lot, Leo,’ Hazel grumbled. ‘We’ll probably get attacked by Ancient Greek mosquito monsters now.’

Frank studied the two of them, quietly marvelling how the tension between them had disappeared. Whatever had happened to Leo during his five days of exile, it had changed him. He still joked around, but Frank sensed something different about him – like a ship with a new keel. Maybe you couldn’t
see
the keel, but you could tell it was there by the way the ship cut through the waves.

Leo didn’t seem so intent on teasing Frank. He chatted more easily with Hazel – not stealing those wistful, mooning glances that had always made Frank uncomfortable.

Hazel had diagnosed the problem privately to Frank: ‘He met someone.’

Frank was incredulous. ‘How? Where? How could you possibly know?’

Hazel smiled. ‘I just do.’

As if she were a child of
Venus
rather than Pluto. Frank didn’t get it.

Of course he was relieved that Leo wasn’t hitting on his girl, but Frank was also kind of worried about Leo. Sure, they’d had their differences, but after all they’d been through together Frank didn’t want to see Leo get his heart broken.

‘There!’ Nico’s voice shook Frank out of his thoughts. As usual, di Angelo was perched atop the foremast. He pointed towards a glittering green river snaking through the hills a kilometre away. ‘Manoeuvre us that way. We’re close to the temple.
Very
close.’

As if to prove his point, black lightning ripped through the sky, leaving dark spots before Frank’s eyes and making the hairs on his arms stand up.

Jason strapped on his sword belt. ‘Everyone, arm yourself. Leo, get us close, but don’t land – no more contact with the ground than necessary. Piper, Hazel, get the mooring ropes.’

‘On it!’ Piper said.

Hazel gave Frank a peck on the cheek and ran to help.

‘Frank,’ Jason called, ‘get below and find Coach Hedge.’

‘Yep!’

He climbed downstairs and headed for Hedge’s cabin. As he neared the door, he slowed down. He didn’t want to surprise the satyr with any loud noises. Coach Hedge had a
habit of jumping into the gangway with his baseball bat if he thought attackers were on board. Frank had almost got his head taken off a couple of times on his way to the bathroom.

He raised his hand to knock. Then he realized the door was cracked open. He heard Coach Hedge talking inside.

‘Come on, babe!’ the satyr said. ‘You know it’s not like that!’

Frank froze. He didn’t mean to eavesdrop, but he wasn’t sure what to do. Hazel had mentioned being worried about the coach. She’d insisted something was bothering him, but Frank hadn’t thought much of it until now.

He’d never heard the coach talk so
gently
. Usually the only sounds Frank heard from the coach’s cabin were sporting events on the TV, or the coach yelling, ‘Yeah! Get ’em!’ as he watched his favourite martial arts movies. Frank was pretty sure the coach wouldn’t be calling Chuck Norris
babe
.

Another voice spoke – female, but barely audible, like it was coming from a long way away.

‘I will,’ Coach Hedge promised. ‘But, uh, we’re going into battle –’ he cleared his throat – ‘and it may get ugly. You just
stay safe
. I’ll get back. Honest.’

Frank couldn’t stand it any more. He knocked loudly. ‘Hey, Coach?’

The talking stopped.

Frank counted to six. The door flew open.

Coach Hedge stood there scowling, his eyes bloodshot, like he’d been watching too much TV. He wore his usual baseball cap and gym shorts, with a leather cuirass over his
shirt and a whistle hanging from his neck, maybe in case he wanted to call a foul against the monster armies.

‘Zhang. What do you want?’

‘Uh, we’re getting ready for battle. We need you above deck.’

The coach’s goatee quivered. ‘Yeah. Course you do.’ He sounded strangely unexcited about the prospect of a fight.

‘I didn’t mean to – I mean, I heard you talking,’ Frank stammered. ‘Were you sending an Iris-message?’

Hedge looked like he might smack Frank in the face or at least blow the whistle really loud. Then his shoulders slumped. He heaved a sigh and turned inside, leaving Frank standing awkwardly in the doorway.

The coach plopped down on his berth. His cupped his chin in his hand and stared glumly around his cabin. The place looked like a college dorm room after a hurricane – the floor strewn with laundry (maybe for wearing, maybe for snacks; it was hard to tell with satyrs), DVDs and dirty dishes scattered around the TV on the dresser. Every time the ship tilted, a mismatched herd of sports equipment rolled across the floor – footballs, basketballs, baseballs and, for some reason, a single billiard ball. Tufts of goat hair floated through the air and collected under the furniture in clumps. Dust goats? Goat bunnies?

On the coach’s nightstand sat a bowl of water, a stack of golden drachmas, a flashlight and glass prism for making rainbows. The coach had obviously come prepared to make a lot of Iris-messages.

Frank remembered what Piper had told him about the coach’s cloud nymph girlfriend who worked for Piper’s dad. What was the girlfriend’s name … Melinda? Millicent? No, Mellie.

‘Uh, is your girlfriend Mellie all right?’ Frank ventured.

‘None of your business!’ the coach snapped.

‘Okay.’

Hedge rolled his eyes. ‘Fine! If you must know – yes, I was talking to Mellie. But she’s not my girlfriend any more.’

‘Oh …’ Frank’s heart sank. ‘You broke up?’

‘No, you dolt! We got married! She’s my wife!’

Frank would’ve been less stunned if the coach had smacked him. ‘Coach, that’s – that’s great! When – how –?’

‘None of your business!’ he yelled again.

‘Um … all right.’

‘End of May,’ the coach said. ‘Just before the
Argo II
sailed. We didn’t want to make a big deal out of it.’

Frank felt like the ship was tilting again, but it must have been just him. The herd of wild sports equipment stayed put against the far wall.

All this time the coach had been
married
? In spite of being a newlywed, he’d agreed to come on this quest. No wonder Hedge made so many calls back home. No wonder he was so cranky and belligerent.

Still … Frank sensed there was more going on. The coach’s tone during the Iris-message made it sound like they were discussing a problem.

‘I didn’t mean to eavesdrop,’ Frank said. ‘But … is she okay?’

‘It was a private conversation!’

‘Yeah. You’re right.’

‘Fine! I’ll tell you.’ Hedge plucked some fur off his thigh and let it float through the air. ‘She took a break from her job in L.A., went to Camp Half-Blood for the summer, because we figured –’ His voice cracked. ‘We figured it would be safer. Now she’s stuck there, with the Romans about to attack. She’s … she’s pretty scared.’

Frank became very aware of the centurion badge on his shirt, the
SPQR
tattoo on his forearm.

‘Sorry,’ he murmured. ‘But, if she’s a cloud spirit, couldn’t she just … you know, float away?’

The coach curled his fingers around the grip of his baseball bat. ‘Normally, yeah. But see … she’s in a delicate condition. It wouldn’t be safe.’

‘A delicate …’ Frank’s eyes widened. ‘She’s going to have a
baby
? You’re going to be a
dad
?’

‘Shout it a little louder,’ Hedge grumbled. ‘I don’t think they heard you in Croatia.’

Frank couldn’t help grinning. ‘But, Coach, that’s awesome! A little baby satyr? Or maybe a nymph? You’ll be a fantastic dad.’

Frank wasn’t sure why he felt that way, considering the coach’s love of baseball bats and roundhouse kicks, but he
was
sure.

Coach Hedge scowled even deeper. ‘The war’s coming, Zhang. Nowhere is safe. I should be there for Mellie. If I gotta die somewhere –’

‘Hey, nobody’s going to die,’ Frank said.

Hedge met his eyes. Frank could tell the coach didn’t believe it.

‘Always had a soft spot for children of Ares,’ Hedge muttered. ‘Or Mars – whichever. Maybe that’s why I’m not pulverizing you for asking so many questions.’

‘But I wasn’t –’

‘Fine, I’ll tell you!’ Hedge sighed again. ‘Back when I was on my first assignment as a seeker, I was way out in Arizona. Brought in this kid named Clarisse.’

‘Clarisse?’

‘Sibling of yours,’ Hedge said. ‘Ares kid. Violent. Rude. Lots of potential. Anyway, while I was out, I had this dream about my mom. She – she was a cloud nymph like Mellie. I dreamed she was in trouble and needed my help right away. But I said to myself,
Nah, it’s just a dream. Who would hurt a sweet old cloud nymph? Besides, I gotta get this half-blood to safety.
So I finished my mission, brought Clarisse to Camp Half-Blood. Afterwards, I went looking for my mom. I was too late.’

Frank watched the tuft of goat hair settle on top of a basket-ball. ‘What happened to her?’

Hedge shrugged. ‘No idea. Never saw her again. Maybe if I’d been there for her, if I’d got back sooner …’

Frank wanted to say something comforting, but he wasn’t sure what. He had lost his mom in the war in Afghanistan, and he knew how empty the words
I’m sorry
could sound.

‘You were doing your job,’ Frank offered. ‘You saved a demigod’s life.’

Hedge grunted. ‘Now my wife and my unborn kid are in
danger, halfway across the world, and I can’t do anything to help.’

‘You
are
doing something,’ Frank said. ‘We’re over here to stop the giants from waking Gaia. That’s the best way we can keep our friends safe.’

‘Yeah. Yeah, I suppose.’

Frank wished he could do more to lift Hedge’s spirits, but this talk was making
him
worry about everyone he’d left behind. He wondered who was defending Camp Jupiter now that the legion had marched east, especially with all the monsters Gaia was unleashing from the Doors of Death. He worried about his friends in the Fifth Cohort and how they must be feeling as Octavian ordered them to march on Camp Half-Blood. Frank wanted to be back there, if only to stuff a teddy bear down the throat of that slimeball augur.

The ship listed forward. The herd of sports equipment rolled under the coach’s berth.

‘We’re descending,’ said Hedge. ‘We’d better get above.’

‘Yeah,’ Frank said, his voice hoarse.

‘You’re a nosy Roman, Zhang.’

‘But –’

‘Come on,’ Hedge said. ‘And not a word about this to the others, you blabbermouth.’

As the others made fast the aerial moorings, Leo grabbed Frank and Hazel by the arms. He dragged them to the aft ballista. ‘Okay, here’s the plan.’

Hazel narrowed her eyes. ‘I
hate
your plans.’

‘I need that piece of magic firewood,’ Leo said. ‘Snappy!’

Frank nearly choked on his own tongue. Hazel backed away, instinctively covering her coat pocket. ‘Leo, you can’t –’

‘I found a solution.’ Leo turned to Frank. ‘It’s your call, big guy, but I can protect you.’

Frank thought about how many times he’d seen Leo’s fingers burst into flame. One false move, and Leo could incinerate the piece of tinder that controlled Frank’s life.

But for some reason Frank wasn’t terrified. Since facing down the cow monsters in Venice, Frank had barely thought about his fragile lifeline. Yes, the smallest bit of fire might kill him. But he’d also survived some impossible things and made his dad proud. Frank had decided that whatever his fate was, he wouldn’t worry about it. He would just do the best he could to help his friends.

Besides, Leo sounded serious. His eyes were still full of that weird melancholy, like he was in two places at once, but nothing about his expression indicated any kind of joke.

‘Go ahead, Hazel,’ Frank said.

‘But …’ Hazel took a deep breath. ‘Okay.’ She took out the piece of firewood and handed it to Leo.

In Leo’s hands, it wasn’t much bigger than a screwdriver. The tinder was still charred on one side from where Frank had used it to burn through the icy chains that had imprisoned the god Thanatos in Alaska.

From a pocket of his tool belt, Leo produced a piece of white cloth. ‘Behold!’

Frank scowled. ‘A handkerchief?’

‘A surrender flag?’ Hazel guessed.

‘No, unbelievers!’ Leo said. ‘This is a pouch woven from seriously cool fabric – a gift from a friend of mine.’