The Innsmouth Heritage and Other Sequels (28 page)

“It’s disgusting,” said Mr. Henley. “I don’t know how people come up with these ideas. I used to like horror stories when they had ghosts and natural monsters, but I don’t approve of this
medical
horror. It’s all mad scientists and gruesome violations of the body— practically pornographic.”

“And M. Rocambole thinks that Count Lugard and those three lovely girls of his are the blood-burglars?” Mr. Chambers asked, seemingly anxious to get back to the point.

“Yes,” M. Apollinaire confirmed. “Transylvanian, you see. No reverence for the Hippocratic Oath. Very amusing, isn’t it?”

“He isn’t spreading this around the lower decks, I hope,” Mr. Twain put in. “We don’t want mobs of unruly peasants marching into the ballroom with torches and pitchforks, demanding that we hand the count and his daughters over to them, do we?”

“Don’t we?” said M. Jarry. “Why not?”

“Because we’re English gentlemen, you oaf,” said the man from the
Telegraph
. “We’d be obliged to defend the honor of the three young ladies—and their lives too of course—even if they are dagoes. We’d be obliged to wade in, even at the risk of our lives. By the way, do you mind my asking why you’re wearing bicycle shorts?”

“Because I make thirty circuits of the promenade deck on my velocipede every day,
monsieur
, even when it is raining,” Jarry informed him.

“It’s all blown over now, anyhow,” the man from the Mail put in. “There might be a few more deaths from hypothermia tonight, and if another funnel gets struck by lightning we could all wake up with a shock, but the vampire business seems to be over and done with, more’s the pity. If only the count’s daughters had been victims...
that
would have been a story.”

“Not unless old Buccleuch turned out to be the vampire,” his colleague from the
Telegraph
put in.

“Ayesha would make a far better vampire than the duke,” Miss Lee suggested.

“Except that female vampires don’t usually target female victims,” Mr. Henley observed.

“They do in le Fanu’s story,” Mr. Huneker corrected him. “And there was that poem of Coleridge’s....”

“Is there a secret compartment in the refrigeration hold?” Mr. Vane interrupted. His face was so drawn and haggard that he might have been intending to crawl into it and die.

“Oddly enough,” said Apollinaire, “I believe that there’s more than one. After I’d talked to Rocambole, I took a look myself. There’s definitely one extra locker down there—he didn’t notice it because it’s behind a stack of herring-boxes. I couldn’t tell how big it might be just from looking at the door, but I bumped into Mr. Kitchener, who was taking a plan of the ship to Quatermain’s cabin, and he let me take a quick look at it. It’s there all right—and another one whose door I hadn’t spotted. Of course, they might be ice stores—but if so, why does the one I noticed have such a huge padlock on it?”

“You don’t suppose it’s the safe where old Rockefeller’s bonds are stashed?” Mr. Huneker suggested.

“Not unless the guys with guns are a bluff,” Mr. Twain said. “They certainly act as if the bonds and Carnegie’s bullion are exactly where you’d expect them to be, in the secure hold along with Hearst’s Egyptian loot.”

“What did Quatermain want with a plan of the ship?” Mr. Robertson asked.

“I think Rocambole asked him to get it,” M. Feval answered. “Quatermain’s the man who can get things done, it seems. He has the captain eating out of his hand.”

“Not a pretty image,” Mr. Chambers observed. “To have Ayesha eating out of one’s hand, though....”

“It works the other way round, according to rumor,” Mr. Twain told him. “Her name means She Who Must Be Obeyed, supposedly.

“Whatever,” said Mr. Chambers. “So, if there are two hidden chambers in the refrigeration hold, and one’s full of pirated blood, what’s in the other one?”

“Did you know,” Apollinaire said, “that the
Titan
has nineteen watertight compartments, with a total of ninety-two doors, all of which can be closed within half a minute if the hull’s breached. It was all on Quatermain’s plan.”

“I think you mean
could
, not
can
,” Mr. Robertson put in. “What’s that supposed to mean?” Miss Lee asked.

“It means that they
could
be closed within half a minute before the funnel got struck by lightning,” Mr. Robertson told her. “Now that the internal telegraph system has been damaged, though, they probably can’t. If we were to be holed tonight—by hitting an iceberg, say—the subsequent flooding might not be containable. Or, indeed, if we were holed tomorrow or the day after, unless the crew can make adequate running repairs.”

“We’re all sailing to judgment,” groaned Mr. Vane. “Soon, we shall be face-to-face with God. And how shall we answer, when he asks us whether we have sinned?”

“Well, I for one,” said M. Jarry, “shall say
mais oui.
”

“May we what?” asked the man from the
Telegraph
.

“We certainly may,” said M. Lorrain, as the dessert arrived. Every eye on the table regarded the ice cream with slight suspicion, but the heroes of letters raised their spoons as one, and set to work.

* * * *

On the morning of the thirtieth, Captain Rowland was woken by Mr. Hodgson, who informed him that eight bodies had been discovered during the night, of whom only three were victims of hypothermia and poor clothing.”

“Not vampires
again
?” the captain wailed.

“I’m afraid so, sir,” Hodgson replied.

The obligatory meeting on the bridge was called.

Allan Quatermain was late arriving at the meeting, having been buttonholed
en route
by Edward Rocambole, who had explained regretfully that he had tried with all his might to stay awake all night for a second night running but had proven sadly unequal to the task.

“But now we know about the hidden compartments,” Rocambole had said, as Quatermain hurried off, “we’ll be sure of finding the secret blood bank! The scoundrels won’t get away with their nefarious scheme!”

“We’d better have the ringleaders up to my stateroom again,” Rowland told Mr. Black, when the council was finally complete. “This time, I suppose they ought to have brandy with their cigars.” “That might not be enough, sir,” Mr. Black opined.

“On its own, no,” Quatermain agreed. “We should invite them to return later, as guests in the first class saloon, when Mr. Edison demonstrates his machine for communicating with the dead. They won’t want to miss an unprecedented demonstration of that sort. We can even suggest that the occasion might be an opportunity to solve the mystery—that the dead with whom we communicate might be able to tell us who the guilty parties are.”

“Excellent thinking, Quatermain,” said Rowland. “I’m extremely glad that you’re with us this trip.”

“A further suggestion, if I may,” the hunter added. “It might be worth including Mr. Rocambole in the party. He’s been doing a little investigating on his own behalf, and it would be as well to put a lid on any rumors he might be spreading.”

“Damned Frenchman!” said Rowland. “Oh well, if you think it advisable, we’ll do it. Take care of it will you, Black. How’s the work on the internal telegraph coming along, Hodgson?”

“Not terribly well, sir. If Mr. Edison hadn’t tired himself out working all night on his machine I’d have asked for his assistance, but he’s put the DO NOT DISTURB sign on his cabin door. The weather’s no better, alas—but they do say that lightning never strikes twice in the same place, so we’ll probably be fine.” “Actually,” Quatermain said, “I remember once....”

“Not now, Mr. Quatermain,” said the captain. “I’m sure that your story is an excellent one, but please save it for dinner. We need to get to work.”

“One more point of information, if I may, sir,” said the hunter, meekly. “What
is
in the two storage lockers connected to the refrigeration hold?”

Silence fell upon the entire company, as the captain and his two mates exchanged uneasy glances.

After a few seconds silence, Captain Rowland said: “Ice, Mr. Quatermain. Just ice.”

“That’s what I thought,” said Quatermain, mildly. “I’ll pass the information on to Mr. Rocambole, just to set his mind at rest.”

That night, at dinner, Allan Quatermain held the captain’s table enthralled with his account of multiple lightning strikes on an unnamed peak in the Mitumba Mountains, which had fortunately put an end to a number of hideously grotesque multitentacular creatures that had been directing a murderous native cult for centuries.

“I don’t understand what a gang of whistling octopi were doing up a mountain in darkest Africa in the first place,” Carnegie muttered to Edison, as fluttering hearts slowed in their paces and the members of the audience began to breathe more easily again.

“Actually,” said Edison, “the plural of
octopus
is
octopodes
, and the creatures described by Mr. Quatermain appear to have had more than eight tentacles in any case. There’ve been rumors of such creatures from a dozen different parts of the world. Traces of them have recently been discovered at several archaeological sites, but they don’t appear to have been bony enough to fossilize conveniently, so their taxonomic status remains dubious, and it’s difficult to tell how long they’ve been around—millions of years, probably. Some of their relatives still live in the sea, apparently; while I was at the Royal Society in London I heard a rumor that some body-parts had been caught in the net of a vessel fishing off Madeira. The locals were terrified, for some reason—said they weren’t really dead, even though they were mere fragments, and that they were inherently evil. They were dispatched to London for examination, but they never reached England, alas—they were aboard the S.S. Dunwich, which sank off Selsey Bill the week before Christmas.”

Meanwhile, Ayesha was saying: “The lightning was a blessing. We had heard rumors of these creatures and their unspeakable depredations even in Kor. The natives who worshipped them as gods— or as the petty representatives of gods even more unspeakably dreadful—had become excited of late, anticipating the imminent return of some ultimate horror that would put an end to man’s dominion over the Earth.”

“Savages believe all kinds of weird things,” said Rowland, staring into her wide blue eyes. “Mind you, we old seamen know better than to laugh at all their superstitions. We’ve encountered monsters in our time, haven’t we, Mr. Hodgson?”

“We have indeed, sir,” Hodgson said.

“Hodgson could tell you tales of the South Seas that might even startle Mr. Quatermain,” the Captain went on. “Mind you, you don’t have to go as far as that to find bizarre creatures nowadays. The beaches on the Isle of Wight....” He stopped suddenly as Hodgson put a hand on his arm. “Oh, of course,” he said. “Sorry.”

“Horror stories are all very well,” the Duke of Buccleuch opined, “but I’m not sure they’re fit accompaniment for roasted mallard and baked Alaska, especially when there are ladies present. I can see why a fellow’s mind might turn to morbid matters when we’ve got Mr. Edison’s phantasmagoria show to look forward to with our brandy and cigars, but I think a little self-control’s in order while we’re eating. Don’t you agree, Mrs. de Bathe?”

“I don’t mind at all,” the former Lillie Langtry hastened to assure Quatermain and Edison.

“I am not a stage magician,” Edison said. “My machine is not a phantasmagoria. What you will see tonight is one of the greatest experiments in history, more important by far than Roentgen’s games with X-rays or Marconi’s attempts to develop wireless telegraphy. When my machine is connected up to the ship’s generators, everyone present will be privileged to witness the dawn of a new era in human history. It will advance the cause of Enlightenment by an order of magnitude.”

“Don’t know about that,” Buccleuch muttered. “Damn spiritualists have been pestering the dead for years, and all we have to show for it is stupid gossip.”

“The duke has a point,” said Hearst. “If you’re aiming to horn in on the medium business you’ll have to be careful of your overheads. It’s a limited market, and the clients aren’t big spenders, for the most part.”