I stood up. âGood. We'll be leaving for market in half an hour. I'm hoping the rain will let up by then.'
âYour mouth to God's ears,' Karen said.
I left her to get started on the chicken we'd be having for supper â its limp feathers and lifeless eyes had been staring at me accusingly from the sideboard all though our conversation â and went in search of Mr Donovan to talk about the wine.
There has been a market house at the city dock in Annapolis since 1788. The most recent iteration, closed since Hurricane Isabel flooded the entire downtown area in 2003, had reopened with great fanfare the previous July after nearly a decade of internecine squabbling and mismanagement. Although glassed in and air-conditioned within an inch of its life, the market felt open and airy, its high roof supported by gold, pole-like pillars, with exposed pipes and ductwork overhead.
After long negotiation, the new market featured local merchants, like Chick and Ruth's Delly Express, and vendors selling Sno-Cones, popcorn, and even Chinese food. Local craftsmen were represented, too, and at the Visitors' Information Center, tourists could get information to go along with their crab cakes. It had been good to see the market thronged with customers again, but I missed the hubbub of fishmongers, butchers, bakers and greengrocers who used to have concessions there. It had been an old-fashioned waterfront market back then, the kind of place where the floors had to be hosed down every night.
The rain had let up, thank goodness. Perhaps foolishly, we'd forgone the pattens, so we had to negotiate our way around the puddles, hiking our skirts up to help keep the hems dry. Chad's Nikes splish-splashed along the sidewalk behind us as he and his Steadicam followed us out of Patriot House heading east along Prince George Street.
âIt's creepy,' I commented as we turned into Wayman Alley, a shortcut that led directly from Prince George into Fleet Street. âI feel like there's somebody following us.'
From behind me, Karen said, âDuh, Hannah. Chad, one hundred tourists with cameras, a class of fifth graders on a field trip?'
I stifled a laugh with my gioved hand.
As we turned down Fleet Street Amy pointed a gloved finger at a passerby dressed in University of Maryland sweats who had stopped to take our picture. âInvisible?'
âInvisible,' I repeated, sidestepping a puddle and wishing I'd worn my pattens after all.
Thanks to Founding Father, the vendors were indeed expecting us. The minute we pushed our way through the glass door, we were met by Derek filming from a crouching position, the better to capture our ruined footwear and muddy hems. A clot of tourists surged behind him, most of whom aimed their cell phones in our direction and began clicking away. Like Moses parting the Red Sea, we smiled, nodded, and forged on through the crowd, carrying our baskets and string bags.
âThey should have issued me with blinders,' I muttered as we passed Firenzes Gelateria where colorful tubs of gelato (Caramel! Lemon! Passion fruit!) called out to me temptingly, and the aroma of fresh-brewed Italian coffee wafted over, seized me by its tendrils and dragged me totally against my will over to the refrigerated display case, like a scene from a Bugs Bunny cartoon.
âEarth to Hannah?' Karen muttered under her breath.
I snapped out of it. âSorry,' I whispered back. âLost control there for a moment.'
âThere it is,' Amy chirped. âOn the right. Maryland Table.'
Maryland Table, a concessioner who provided organic and sustainable meats, dairy products and vegetables, all locally sourced, was expecting us. In order to make room for an eighteenth-century market stall, they had borrowed a bit of space from Whimsey Cove, an adjoining business selling maps and local art.
Kyle Stewart and his wife, Corey, were decked out in colonial costume, too. Corey wore a linen dress the color of dark chocolate with a clean, white apron tied around her waist; her light-colored hair was pinned up and covered by a mob cap. When we arrived, she was ringing up two boxes of De Cecco pasta for another customer, so Kyle greeted us. Although his dark hair was too short for a ponytail, he'd slicked it back convincingly and looked sufficiently colonial in his breeches, shirt and vest that Colonial Williamsburg would have hired him in a shot. One of the couple's children â dressed in jeans and a T-shirt â seemed to be rebelling against central casting. He peeked out at us shyly from behind the counter.
While Amy wandered around the market stalls visiting the other vendors and flirting outrageously with the small group of paparazzi in her wake, Karen picked out oranges and blueberries, peppers and mushrooms, then moved on to the meats, some cuts of which I recognized; others could be anyone's guess.
With Karen's help, I selected a beef loin, eight Cornish game hens, a slab of bacon, and a leg of lamb. âThat will be all, Mr Stewart,' I said as Corey began wrapping up our purchases in brown paper.
âYou won't want to forget this, Mrs Ives,' Kyle said. He reached under the counter, grunted as he heaved up a package wrapped in burlap and tied with string. He untied the string, peeled away the burlap.
âOh, gross!' I took a step back. I was staring at a suckling pig â ears, eyes, snout and whiskers, four little trotters and a curly tail. Lying there on the counter, it looked more like a sleeping pet than a future meal. âThere's been some sort of mistake,' I stammered. âWe didn't order that.'
Kyle grinned, clearly enjoying his role. He held up a piece of parchment. âBegging your pardon, ma'am, but it says here that you did.'
I rolled my eyes. Founding Father, again, damn him. âHow much does it weigh?' I asked.
âTwenty-five pounds, give or take.'
âThis must be what we're supposed to serve Mr Washington,' I told Karen. Turning to the shopkeeper again, I said, âVery well, but we'll have to send someone from the house to pick it up.'
âDo you know how to roast a whole pig?' I asked Karen as Kyle totaled up our purchases and added it to Jack Donovan's account.
Karen skewered me with her eyes, but her voice was sweetness itself when she drawled, for benefit of the camera, âNo, ma'am, can't say as I do.'
In all of the hullabaloo over the pig, I'd lost track of Amy. I sent Karen next door to Pit Boy Oysters to look over the seafood while I went in search of my errant lady's maid. Finally I spotted her in the glass enclosure occupied by the Annapolis Visitors' Center and, as I feared, she was talking on her iPhone. Unfortunately, Chad, who was hot on my muddy satin heels, was about to find Amy, too.
I swayed, touched my left hand to my forehead, flailed blindly with my right in the direction of the Gelateria counter, then crumpled gracefully to the floor in a puddle of petticoats. Almost immediately I heard a woman shout, âCall 9-1-1!' so I thought it best to bring a quick end to my charade. I stirred, opened my eyes, fluttered my eyelashes in a damsel-in-distress sort of way, and stammered, âSo, so sorry. I don't know what happened.'
Rather than leap to my assistance, Chad stood to one side, camera grinding away, as a woman in a pink jogging suit knelt down and took my hand, rubbing it briskly. âAre you OK?'
âI think so.'
She helped me into a sitting position just as Amy came rushing out of the Visitors' Center. âHannah! My God, what happened?' Wild-eyed, she glanced around at the passersby. âDid she fall?'
I touched Amy's arm. âNo, no. Just a little light-headedness, is all.' I smiled (weakly) at the gallery of concerned faces that hovered around me. âThese costumes . . .' I waved vaguely. âVery hot.'
Befuddlement turned to smiles. Nodding. Tight corset. Of course.
Several observers went on about their business while Amy helped me to my feet. Others stayed, cell phones held at the ready in case I took another spectacular fall that they could upload immediately to YouTube.
We shuffled back to Pit Boys with me holding on to Amy for support. As we passed Chad, I snapped, âI could have been having a heart attack, you jerk!' Then I smiled toothily and strolled on.
âWhat the
hell
were you doing on your cell phone?' I whispered to Amy when Chad was out of earshot.
Amy stopped dead in her tracks. âYou
saw
me?'
I faced her, eye to eye. âThe whole world was about to see you! Why do you think I faked the faint?'
âYou were certainly convincing,' she whispered back. âGeorgette Heyer would have been proud.'
âFlattery will get you nowhere, Miss Cornell. I thought we agreed that you'd put the phone away.'
âYou're not going to rat me out?'
âNo, but you're either going to put that phone away, or turn it in.'
Amy clouded up. I thought she was close to tears. âI can't, Hannah.'
Chad was closing in, so I rested a hand on Amy's shoulder, inclined my head toward hers. I kept my voice low. âYou
must
. And you didn't answer my question. Why were you talking on that damn phone?'
âWhen we got here, I pulled it out and saw that I had a message from my Navy contact about Drew. I'm sure it's something to do with the paperwork declaring him officially dead, but I won't know until I call the guy back.'
âSo, did you talk to him?'
âNo. I left a message, though.'
âAmy, if you want to stay in the cast, you have
got
to get rid of that phone. Change your voicemail message, for heaven's sake. Say you're away and that if they need to reach you in an emergency, call the number that Jud gave us.' I tugged on her arm, and set off in the direction of Pit Boys. âFrankly, I can't believe you didn't do that already.'
âThe battery is about to crap out anyway,' Amy confided. âI've got the charger, too, but it's no freaking good without electricity.'
Just as we caught up with Karen, I extracted a solemn promise from Amy that she'd deep six the iPhone. Her face looked sincere enough as she spoke, but I worried that she had her fingers crossed behind her back.
With four-dozen fresh Maryland oysters wrapped in paper, not plastic, tucked into my string bag, we headed home. Our last stop was Vivo, an eco-friendly shop at the foot of Fleet Street where everything was strictly off limits except their homemade soaps and candles. I charged six-dozen candles to the Donovan account and asked that they be delivered. Perhaps in his day William Paca had been more frugal, but we had been running through candles at a rapid clip. I had learned how to make candles in colonial Williamsburg out of meat fat and ashes, but like so many things about being a card-carrying member of the gentry, I was happy that our family was rich enough that we could afford to buy them.
âI just got my period and they expect me to deal with it by stuffing rags down my panties. It's totally gross. If you can't bring me some Tampax, I'm out of here
.'
French Fry, housemaid
T
hey say you get used to the cameras; that after a while they become invisible. As if. Derek and Chad followed us around like malevolent shadows. I always seemed to be tripping over one or the other, or knocking into them with my skirts. Not surprising, considering my farthingale gave me the hip-span of a Boeing 747. Moving around the house became an obstacle course. Like an enthusiastic, tail-wagging collie, I could clear a low-lying table of knick-knacks with a single sweep of my skirts.
That day Thing One and Thing Two must have been working on overtime because they filmed us at breakfast, zooming in for a close-up on my fresh strawberries and cream, and tag teamed Amy and me as we kept our appointment at the dressmakers for a second fitting.
At the dressmakers, or in the shops, whenever I made purchases, the shopkeepers simply added the items to our tab, the colonial equivalent of âcharge it.' I had no idea what Jack Donovan made per year â it's not something a wealthy colonial gentleman like Mr Donovan would share with his household minions, but several days later, I learned that thanks to our Founding Father, Jack's pockets were apparently not bottomless.
Jack found me in the parlor where I was squinting in the flickering candlelight, reading aloud from a book I had been delighted to find on the bookshelf in the library, shelved between Middleton's
Life of Cicero
and
Friend on Fevers and Smallpox
â namely,
A History of Tom Jones, Foundling
, the actual 1749 edition. Amy was sitting on a low stool by the fire, knitting a balaclava out of beige wool for the troops in Afghanistan. From time to time, I would put the novel down to help Melody with her sampler, demonstrating, for example, how to tie the French knots that formed the stamens of the tulips beds that bordered her work.
Jack loomed over me, fidgeting until I came to the end of a paragraph. âWasteful!' he grumbled when I raised my eyes from the page to his face, ruddy even in the semi-darkness. He waved a bit of parchment under my nose. âMrs Ives, do you have any idea how much these candles are costing me?'
âPeasants in India are sewing sequins on T-shirts under twenty-five-watt bulbs that generate more light than these candles do.' I paused a beat. âSir.'
âBe that as it may, I must ask you to economize, madam.'
âPapa!' I felt, rather than saw, Melody rolling her eyes. Her skirt rustled as she rose, cupped a palm around one of the three candles flickering in the candelabra on the table next to her chair and blew it out. âThere. Happy now?' She plopped back into her chair, bent her head over her work. âBesides,' she added, picking up her sampler, âit's not like it's
real
money.'
âOf course it's real! Who do you think paid for that frock you're wearing?'
âLynx Entertainment?'
Jack scowled. âThe dressmaker sends
me
the bill, young lady. That frock cost me four pounds, eleven shillings and five pence.'