Authors: Johanna Lindsey
Tags: #Historical, #Romance, #Fiction, #Erotica
Amy, of course, had no idea what he was talking about. “For what?”
“That display of unseemly boldness you treated us to tonight.”
“What’s he got to do with it?”
“You learned it from him, obviously.”
She smiled fondly at her uncle. “Rubbish. I’ve always had the tendency to speak my mind. I’ve just refrained from doing so until now.”
“You should have continued to refrain.”
“Ordinarily I would, but this situation with Warren calls for frankness.”
“There is no situation with that uncivilized clod. You’re going to admit it was all for show, just to save his hide, for some silly reason like feeling sorry for him. Go ahead. I’ll understand perfectly. Won’t even mention it again.”
“I can’t do that, Uncle James.”
“’Course you can. Try,” he said rather desperately.
Amy shook her head. “I don’t know why you’re taking this so hard.
You
won’t have to live with him.”
“And neither will you,” James insisted. “I can’t think of a single man more unsuitable—”
“He’s quite suitable,” she interrupted. “You just don’t like him.”
“That goes without saying, but has nothing to do with it.” And it was time for plain facts. “Besides, he doesn’t want you, m’dear. Heard him say so.”
“I happen to know that isn’t true.”
James sat forward, his body tensed to do battle, though the culprit wasn’t present. “How the devil do you know that?” he demanded.
Amy ignored the battle signs. “Never mind how I know. The point is, it’s the ball and chain that comes with me that he doesn’t want. But I’m going to do everything in my power to make him change his mind and want to marry me. If I fail, it can’t be because you’ve interfered. If I fail, it has to be because he just doesn’t want me. That’s the only thing I’ll accept. Otherwise I’ll never give up trying, even if I have to follow him back to America. So don’t try to stop me. Uncle James. It really won’t do any good.”
Being stymied like that did not go well with James’s nature. Damned if you do or don’t. ’Course, he could simply kill the bounder. But George wouldn’t like that. Might never forgive him. Bloody hell.
“Your father won’t give his permission, dear girl, you may depend upon it.”
“After you talk to him, I’m sure he won’t.”
“Then you might as well forget him.”
“No,” she said firmly. “That’s unfortunate, but something I was expecting.”
“Blister it, Amy, the man’s too bloody old for you. When you’re his age, he’ll be tottering about with a cane and a crooked back.”
She laughed delightedly. “Come now, Uncle, he’s only eighteen years older. Eighteen years
from now, do
you
expect to be tottering about?”
Since James was in his prime, he most certainly did not. In fact, eighteen years from now, Jack would start attracting men and he fully expected to trounce every one of them.
“All right, so he won’t be tottering, but—”
“Don’t harp on the age difference, please. I hear enough about it from Warren.”
“So why don’t you listen to your elders?”
She gave him a disgusted look for getting that in. James was rather proud of it himself. But she shot it down quickly enough.
“Age is such a minor point, and one that can’t be corrected. I prefer to concentrate on the many faults Warren has that can be corrected.”
“You acknowledge his faults?”
“I’m not blind.”
“Then what the devil do you see in the man?”
“My future happiness,” she said simply.
“Where’d you find your crystal ball?”
Amy laughed. “You might like to know that Warren said nearly the same thing.”
“Good God, never say so. I do
not
think the same as that bloody sod.”
“He’d say the same thing, I’m sure.”
James’s eyes narrowed suspiciously. Had she just evened up the score on that crack about elders? Well, she
was
a Malory after all. Stood to reason she’d be quick on the comeback. He could almost feel sorry for the Yank—the devil he did!
“Very good, m’dear, but you don’t really want to bandy wits with me, do you?”
She gave him an appalled look. “God forbid. You’d have me shredded to the bone in seconds.”
“Quite so.”
Amy dropped all pretenses to say stonily, “But in determination, I’ll match anyone in the family.”
James groaned inwardly. This was
not
going very well a’tall.
“Amy—”
“Now, Uncle James, it won’t do you a bit of good to go on about this. Since I first met the Anderson brothers six months ago, I’ve known that Warren is the man for me. It’s not a fancy that’s going to go away. An Englishman would have been preferable, certainly, but this has nothing to do with choice, and everything to do with feelings. I believe I’m already in love with Warren.”
“Bloody hell,” was all James said to that.
“My sentiments exactly. That’s what he’s going to put me through until he comes around.”
“I won’t say I’m sorry,” James grumbled.
“Didn’t think you would.” And then she gave him one of her gaminelike grins. “But take heart, Uncle. I’m putting him through much, much worse.”
“Amy and Warren?” Georgina said incredulously.
“You heard me correctly the first time,” her husband snapped as he continued to pound the floorboards in their bedroom.
“But
Amy
and
Warren
?”
“Exactly, and you might as well know, George, I’m going to kill him if he even looks in her direction again,” James promised.
“No, you won’t, and let me get this straight.
She
wants
him
, not vice versa?”
“Am I not elucidating with crystal clarity? Would you like diagrams?”
“Now, don’t take that Malory tone with me,
James Malory. I find this a bit more than just mildly shocking, if you must know.”
“You think I didn’t?”
“But you’ve had time to digest it—”
“No amount of time would suffice for this bloody dilemma. What the devil am I to tell my brother?”
“Which one?”
He gave her a black look for that bit of deliberate obtuseness. “The one she usually lives with? Her father? Have you got it now?”
She ignored his droll retaliation. “I don’t see how that pertains just now. You said she doesn’t care if she has permission or not. Though it’s not as if this just happened and we could hope it’s no more than a temporary fancy. Since she first met him? No wonder she was always prodding me to talk about my brothers.”
“So you’ve contributed to this mess?”
“Quite innocently, I assure you. I really had no idea, James. And it’s still to incredible to believe. Sweet little Amy, in aggressive pursuit of Warren?”
“You needn’t dress it up so nicely. She’s bloody well trying to seduce the man. She as much as admitted it, and in your brother’s words, she’s ’throwing herself at him’ every time he turns around.”
“So why are you so angry at him if he’s the innocent bystander here?”
“Because I refuse to believe he’s done noth
ing to encourage the girl. She’s too damn confident of succeeding in what she’s about.”
“The optimism of youth?”
“I’d like to think so, but I don’t.”
“Then you’re saying that she’ll—that they’ll—that it might actually come to—”
“Well, good God, George, don’t chew it to death,” he cut in impatiently.
“You think she’s going to end up in his bed?”
“Quite so. And what I want to know is, will he marry her if he takes her innocence?”
“With Warren, I don’t think that would matter as much as his distaste for marriage.”
“Well, at least there’s that.”
Georgina gasped. “I’m shocked, James. If it comes to that, of course he’ll have to marry her. I’ll see to it myself if your family won’t.”
“She won’t have him if he’s forced.”
“Whyever not? That’s how I got you, and I’m quite pleased with the bargain.”
“Well, she doesn’t happen to want him that way, thank God.” He stopped pacing suddenly to grin. “So maybe that’s the answer. We’ll go ahead and force him.”
Georgina glared at him. “When he hasn’t done anything yet?”
James shrugged that reasoning off. “It’s guaranteed he’s compromised her in
some
way. A little coercion can ferret it out.”
“Oh, no, you don’t. You are
not
going to beat up on my brother again.”
“Just a little bit, George,” he tried to cajole her. “He’ll survive it.”
“Yes, and want your neck in a noose again. Forget it, James.”
“You don’t think it’s poetic justice?”
“When you don’t expect it to actually come to a marriage, no, I do not. I think you’re just going to have to trust in Warren to continue resisting Amy. She’ll have to give up eventually.”
“Not bloody likely. She’s already got plans to follow him home if it comes to that.”
“Run off on her own? Oh, dear, that won’t do at all. Would it help if I talk to her? I do know Warren best, after all.”
“By all means, but to hear her say it, it won’t do any good.”
“It won’t do a bit of good for you to start in on me, Aunt George,” Amy said the next afternoon over tea.
Georgina leaned back on the sofa where James had deposited his wife before abandoning her to this unpleasant task. Considering she’d seen Amy four times earlier today without once giving any indication that she was aware of Amy’s predicament, it was somewhat disconcerting to hear that, when all she’d said was, “Will you pour?”
“You read minds now?”
Amy laughed. “Mind reading? Crystal balls? Magic wands? I’ve become a regular sorceress
of magical feats lately, haven’t I?”
“I beg your pardon?”
“It doesn’t take mind reading to know what’s on your mind, when you’ve been looking at me oddly since this morning, not to mention some very amusing absentmindedness. Now, since I haven’t grown two heads overnight, it stands to reason that Uncle James has made a clean breast of it, and it’s now your turn to have a go at me. Is that about the gist of it?”
“Sorry, Amy,” Georgina said, slightly red-faced. “I didn’t realize I was giving you odd looks.”
“Oh, I didn’t mind. ’Course, Boyd thought it rather strange when you kissed him on the nose and said, ‘I’ll see you tomorrow.’”
“I didn’t!” Georgina gasped. “Did I?”
“What was really amusing was, he tried to remind you three times that he’d be out in the middle of the ocean tomorrow, but you just weren’t paying attention. He left here mumbling about the climate driving people daft.”
“Oh, stop.” Georgina couldn’t help laughing. “You’re making that up.”
“Cross my heart. In fact, it’s a good thing Warren wasn’t there to hear him, or he’d set to worrying about it in his all-consuming way and likely have them all turning their ships around to come back to see if it was the climate, or if your husband was the culprit.”
Georgina wasn’t quite so amused now. “Is
that your way of telling me you think you know Warren as well as I do?”
“Not at all, but he’s pretty predictable in his good traits, and caring for you is one of them. Are you going to miss your brothers?” Two of the three ships they’d arrived in were out to sea by now.
“Of course, but I expect they’ll be back in a few months with the manager for the London office.”
“You couldn’t get them to reconsider and hire an Englishman?”
“No.”
“Well, Warren will be more amenable to the idea, just so he can set sail himself.”
“He’s not one to climb the walls when he’s landlocked,” Georgina said.
“Glad to hear it, but I was referring to his desire to escape me, not to get back to sea.”
Georgina’s expression turned quite serious. “Amy, I don’t want to see you get hurt.”
“Nor will you. My romance is going to have as happy an ending as yours has.”
“With my husband and brother at each other’s throats, mine hasn’t exactly been a bed of roses.”
“’Course it has, only with thorns included.” Amy grinned. “I prefer daffodils myself.”
“What you’ll get is snapdragons,” Georgina predicted, not with the intention of making Amy double over in laughter, though she had to wait a moment to continue, since that was
what the girl did. “I was quite serious.”
“I know.” Amy was still smiling. “But, you see, he’s going to be a pussycat by the time I’m through with him—or should I say pussy willow?”
Georgina rolled her eyes. “It really
does
run in the family.”
“I’m just trying to lighten the mood, Aunt George. You shouldn’t be worrying about this. Your brother’s a big boy. He can take care of himself.”
“You know very well it’s
you
I’m worried about. Amy, honey, I know my brother. He won’t marry you.”
“Not even if he loves me?”
“Well—no—I mean—that might make a difference, but—”
“Don’t say it won’t happen, Aunt George,” Amy cut in. “On this I do have a crystal ball that says anything is possible, and Warren’s opening up to let me in is one of those things. ’Course, as stubborn as he is, he’ll hold out to the bitter end. I’m expecting it.”
“Well, you’ve got that half right. The end is going to be bitter—for you.”
Amy clucked her tongue. “Such dire predictions. I suppose it’s fortunate for me that love listens to the heart instead of to advice, however well meant.”
“You’re suggesting I keep my opinions to myself?” Georgina said a bit stiffly.
“’Course not,” Amy quickly assured her.
“I’d like to point out, however, that I’m old enough to make my own choices here. It’s my life, after all, and my future we’re talking about. And if I don’t do everything that’s possible to win the man I want to share that life with, then it won’t be anyone’s fault but mine for failing, will it? Now, I’d prefer to go about this courtship in the normal way and let him make all the moves, but you and I both know that’s impossible with a man like your brother. So I’m doing it my way, and if it doesn’t work, it doesn’t, but at least I will have tried.”
“That was quite a mouthful,” Georgina said carefully.
Amy grinned. “Deplorable, wasn’t it?”
“Minx.” Georgina grinned back. “I never know when you’re serious or not.”