The Miscreant (An Assassin's Blade Book 2) (19 page)

“Mind the crater,” he said, trailing off into the room. “It’s a fabulous experiment. If it works, I will have a hot bath always. And if it doesn’t, the keep may burn to the ground.”

He laughed. Then, without warning, he shed his robe. I turned my head as the image of a woody brown ass flat as a spade punched me between the eyes.

“Oh, please,” he said, “don’t act like you’ve never seen a man bare and true. Curiosity never tugged you as a young lad?”

“Other forms of curiosity,” I said.

“Ah. Pity. Well, you’ll not have me dressed proper in my own keep. But I will feed you as much wine as you like to dull your senses, if need be.”

What had I gotten myself into?

Kane went over to his ridiculously large rack of amphorae, tapped his chin and uncorked one. Satisfied with the smell, he retrieved two chalices — flaccid cock bouncing up and down all the while, mind you — and placed them on the table.

I sat across from him. I felt like his nipples were eying me up, as they shrank into two tight points, then relaxed. Over and over again.

“So,” Kane said, raising his chalice, “the Victor of Vereumene wishes to talk.”

“Victor of Vereumene? I don’t think so.”

“Why not? You booted the last king out of here. Victor far as I’m concerned.”

I sipped my wine, letting the proposition slide. I wasn’t here to debate the authenticity of titles. “Braddock Glannondil wants you dead,” I said bluntly. Seemed the best way to jar this excitable bastard into a real conversation.

Kane went silent. He dipped his finger into his wine, swirled it around, then licked the red liquid off. “I’m aware.”

“Are you aware he had an army marching to your walls, till the gods finally had their laugh and skewered him like a chunk of diseased meat?”

“If I’m to believe the whispers, gods did not have their hand in that… fortunate accident. You did. In fact, I’d wager the South is your only refuge.”

I grinned mysteriously. “I’ve other places the fat fuck doesn’t know about. Not here to secure my safety, however.”

“Nor to receive a blessing, I imagine.”

“Nope. Try again.”

Kane set his chalice down and clasped his hands in a manner that said he would not try again. He might have been a man with eclectic tastes, but when it comes down to it, everyone who seizes power has similar mannerisms. The goofy and the foolish get weeded right the fuck out.

“He’ll come for you again,” I said. “Sooner rather than later. He doesn’t trust you. He wants someone on the throne who will bow their head and jump when he says the word.” I paused, then added, “I can remedy this problem for you.”

Kane straightened his hand. “Go on.”

“I’ll remove Braddock Glannondil from this world.”

“Kill him? How?”

“With fire, part two.”

Kane held my eyes with intent, coiling his fingers around his chalice and dumping the sour wine down his throat. He belched. “This is not a chop-the-head-off-a-snake scenario. The power vacuum will fill quickly there. Cousins, brothers, nephews. He has plenty.”

“The aim isn’t to prevent war,” I said. “It’s to instigate it.”

I leaned forward, brushing the chalice out of the way. Too little food for too long had given the devil’s serum some extra punch. I didn’t need to be misplacing my words right now.

“Follow along,” I said. “I kill Braddock and blame the assassination on you. Whoever fills Braddock’s void — whether short-term or long — will push for immediate retaliation. I know of the plans drawn up prior to Braddock’s meeting with the flame. They won’t change; they were good plans.
If
you were to remain unaware of them. Since you now know of them, well… wouldn’t it be just splendid to lure in the East and crush them?

“Half his army would push from the front. The other half would sail down the coast, casting a wide berth around the southern edge.”

Kane pounded the table with his fist. “The Mother Sea would fuck him rightly. I’m a man of the ocean, Astul. You’re goddamned naive if you believe the South would stand by while an armada of ships sent by the crimson wolf prowled our shores.”

“
Wide
berth,” I said. “Only fishermen would notice, and they aren’t the type to get involved.”

Kane rose up out of his seat like a cyclone sending a geyser bursting up through the sea, scrotum bouncing about wildly. “Let them come! The Mother bore me in her storms, rocked me in her waves! She nurtured me with the food from her belly; let the litter of empty shells on the beds of the sea be a testament to that. The ocean is my domain, and I will splinter any ship that dares trespass.”

It seemed I’d triggered something. All with a little lie. “Well, see—”

“See?” he spat, spittle flying from his mouth. “I’ll tell you what to see! See these scars?” He puffed out his chest, tracing each gash that had long ago been healed to a milk-colored anomaly atop caramel skin. “You see me out there, think me a genial man blessing the poor. But I am the ocean, Shepherd. The calm does not persist eternally. I destroy with the fury of a ship-wrecking gale. I surge to action with the violence of all-consuming water as it rises and rises while the eye churns behind it. Do not miscalculate the power of the Mother, Astul.”

This act wasn’t intended as a display of boastful arrogance in the face of a Glannondil assault. In fact, it had nothing to do with war. Had everything to do with me. A theory Kane soon confirmed.

“As Lord of the Stone Shore, do you know what happened to two young lads who crossed me?”

Kane’s penchant for unpredictable anger — the worst kind of anger — tied my tongue in knots. It’s difficult to speak to a man whose reactions you cannot predict.

“I sent them on a boat,” he said. Then he chopped a rigid hand into his arm. “Cut off the one’s arms, gave them to the other and told him to use them as oars. I promised them lordship over any domain they wished if they returned to shore safely. As the bloodied arms smacked the sea like a beaver’s tail and they neared the crusty docks, I aimed my bow, and I lit them up. I fed the Mother that night, as she used to feed me.”

Silence crawled through the room. “My word,” I said finally and simply, “is gold.”

He had his chin raised, eyes slanted. He was studying my reaction, but I stonewalled him. Gave him nothing. He refilled his chalice and sat his naked ass on the chair again. Tiny sacs of spit nestled in his beard.

He asked if I had a plan, and I told him I did.

“Soon as Braddock’s in his grave,” I said, “march to the South, to the Bay of Selaph. There you’ll convene with the forces of Dercy Daniser.”

Kane stopped me. “Dercy? You’ve secured his alliance in this?”

“Yes,” I said, hoping I wasn’t wrong. “The Glannondil name has grown too bold, and Dercy knows if it’s not stopped soon… well, sovereignty will be inked in the history books, remembered only as nostalgia.”

“We’ll sink the ships,” Kane said, understanding the direction of my strategy. “Surprise them, feed them to the Mother.”

“Feed them to the Mother,” I said, smiling. “Half of the Glannondil army, gone. Just like that. The other half will put up a fight, but you’ll be on near-even terms with the help of Dercy. And I assume you’ve favors to call in from men of the sea.”

“Boatfuls,” he said, swiping his chalice. “But tell me. What purpose do you have for invoking a war?”

“When you take everything from a man, you leave him with nothing to lose. Braddock has gone too far this time. I want to see his name suffer. I want to see it written in the annals, his downfall described word for word.”

The ragged emotion in my voice and the pain in my eyes must’ve been convincing enough, because Kane got up and came back with a knife. He sliced his palm and shoved the blade across the table. I did the same, and we shook hands.

I wondered what Kane would think if he knew the true reason behind my need for war — a thought that I quickly dismissed, because it led me too close to laying out my grand strategy to outwit Occrum.

Kane offered me a room in the keep, on the lower levels. The hallway leading there was dark, with a spattering of orange from occasional braziers. It smelled heavily of pine, as if it had been recently constructed. The room itself was small, mostly barren, save a bed of straw and a few linens. Not exactly standard fare as far as castle chambers go, but it beat the hell out of sleeping in mountain passes, where creepy fuckers paint your eyes in coal dust.

The road to Vereumene had made a tired boy out of me. And I slept easily and heavily.

Until the tip of a nail screeched through my door in the middle of the night.

Luckily, I’d retrieved my equipment from the guards prior to dozing off. And since my blade slept beside me like a lover every night, I had the sword in my hand as a second nail pierced the wood, then the pounding that drove it clean through ceased.

I heard footsteps. Quick-moving footsteps that fled.

I was standing now, shaky with excitement. After waiting a few moments, making sure the footsteps didn’t return, I inspected the protruding iron nails. Were they holding something up on the outside, perhaps?

I could open the door, but… what if it was a ruse? Oldest trick in the book there. You knock on the door, stand aside, wait for the unsuspecting bastard inside to open it and step out. Then, you shank him. Or, as children, you place goose and dog shit on doorsteps and shriek with laughter as old hags step in it and curse.

I considered my options. The door had no locking mechanism, and there wasn’t much in the room to put in front of it. Without assurance that whoever was outside couldn’t get in, I wouldn’t sleep.

Might as well take my chances.

I flung back the door and pointed the black tip of my blade at the shadowy mouth of the hallway.

A noise. Right beside my ear. A sort of rustling. Then it quieted.

A piece of parchment paper was nailed to the door. It said this.

I stumbled back inside and fell onto the bed. I’d spent the first twelve years of my life in Ouldish Village. When I was six and my brother not yet old enough to speak, my father had rebuilt the outside wall out of red clay. My mother had pressed our hands against the wet clay, told us it meant we’d always have a home.

I hadn’t been home in a very long time.

T
his was a trap
.

At least, it appeared that way on the surface. It seemed obvious that Occrum was setting me up. But the longer I brooded, the more I wondered. Would he make such a straightforward attempt to lure me? Seemed like a waste of time, and not even something that would cross his mind. But who else would know about the hands in the red clay? I’d kept no friends when I left that village. I hadn’t even told Vayle much about my days there.

My brother would remember, but… well, I suppose that’s what gave birth to my curiosity. And once I get a sniff of curiosity, I’m like a bloody cat. I can’t let it go, till I find the end of the thread. Bad personality trait, there — if you want to stay alive.

Ouldish Village lay in a pocket of hills, not far from Vereumene. Only about two days on horseback. I could get to Erior from there before Rovid would return.

And so off I went, an insatiable thirst for the curious. I crossed Alder’s Bridge the morning of the second day. My brother and I used to play in the creek that ran beneath the bridge. We’d catch crayfish and feed them to the gulls who flew overhead. The creek had run dry now, dusted with parched dirt and rock.

Vast fields of golden corn had stood as nature’s ornate wall into the village, but it seemed now the soil had taken back its land. Purple heathers sprawled across the fields where golden stocks had been. It looked wild here. Untouched.

A sign welcoming you into Ouldish Village lay twisted on its post, the letters now fragments of paint and chipped wood. The air felt cool, like this place existed in its own bubble, away from the oppressive heat that smoldered the earth outside.

Warped wagons that languished on their sides cluttered up the weed-choked paths that snaked between dilapidated buildings with caved-in roofs and crumbling walls.

Ouldish Village had been abandoned.

No, not abandoned. As I pressed farther on, the truth of its ruinous state became clear.

It had died.

The white of bones lay buried in weeds and ferns, alongside skulls with empty sockets, the flesh probably devoured by rats and mice.

Had war come here? No, not this close to Vereumene, not without Serith or Kane knowing. Maybe the people here had starved. Or a clan had come down from the mountains and pillaged and raped.

I clambered off my horse and stood before a house of red clay. Pitted scars marked its walls, and the door had rotted away from its hinges. But it remained mostly intact. Even the little handprints were still there.

I withdrew my sword. “Hello?” I called out. “Is there anyone in there?”

The downtrodden guts of my old home crackled with sickness. A hand pushed aside the door. The underside screeched as it gashed the floor.

“Astul,” a man’s voice said. “Shepherd of the Black Rot. Brother of Anton.” The voice seemed here and there and everywhere, as if it surrounded me like the very air I breathed.

A very small figure filled the doorway. He wasn’t quite a dwarf, but neither could you call him a grown man. A tweener, maybe. He looked old. Very old, like his skin had endured centuries of windburn, the bluster of two hundred winters. It was leathery and scarred. Slit eyes the color of a cataclysmic red sky glowed from within his deep-seated sockets.

I greeted him with a show of ebon. “Who are you?”

“You can put that away,” he said.

“That would be silly, and I’m not a silly man.”

He wore a silver belt around his loose-fitting white trousers. But no dangling sheaths. No weapons. At least not the visible variety.

“I suppose that’s fair,” he said, “given the circumstances.”

“Circumstances? You mean the whole nailing a note to my door and urging me to meet you in a village I do not like to visit?”

He walked toward me, and I backed away. “An associate of mine delivered you the note. The coal on your eyes, if you are curious, that was your brother’s idea. A joke of sorts.”

“You’ve talked to Anton? How?”

“I’m a reaper. And from what I know of you, that name means at least
something
.”

“Nothing good, I promise. If you’re trying to persuade me to drop my guard, you’re doing a poor job.”

The stocky man opened his arms and proclaimed, “I’m on your side. Me and my cohorts, who total close to a hundred. My name is Ripheneal. I am the first reaper ever to exist, and I have been by Occrum’s side ever since. I’ve wished him dead since the beginning, and now, my patience has afforded me this opportunity.”

A grackle smoothed out its midnight-blue wings and trotted through the weeds, paying me close attention. It probably hadn’t seen a soul around these parts in a long time.

“You must be a gambler,” I said, “to tell me this outside Amortis. Or maybe you’re an imp.”

Ripheneal walked toward me again. This time I didn’t back away, but I tracked him with the summit of my sword. He trusted me enough to turn his back, to gaze into the fields of purple heather.

“You give Occrum too much credit,” he said. “What will he do when he reads of my betrayal in his book? Spring into action on a phoenix, hunt me down? No. He’s a big man. Big men, big things… they don’t concern themselves with small matters. Do you think the mountain worries when a few years of drought starve it of its snow? No. It’s focused on the long game, the erosions that will flatten it in a thousand years.”

He went silent for a while, as if absorbing the calamity of this old, broken village. Then he said, “I understand you have a plan.”

“Have a peek into Occrum’s book, did you?”

“Spies,” Ripheneal said. “All around. In your Hole, scattered amongst the brush of your plateau.”

“And what did your spies tell you?”

“Of your intentions to incite war.” He faced me. “I can help you. Ten thousand reaped at your disposal.”

I considered this. Ten thousand’s a big number. Probably would beat what Kane could offer up with whatever bannermen he’d mobilize, and it wouldn’t be far from what Dercy would lend.

“I should mention,” Ripheneal said, “these souls are not yet reaped. But it’s a small matter to change that.”

Of course. There’s always a goddamned catch. “Not yet reaped? As in they’re still in Amortis, whole and healthy?”

He faced me, thick arms crossed. “That is correct.”

I stared past him, watching the grackle twist its head and poke its beak forward at a cloud of insects swarming by. Then the bird rather faded into obscurity, along with the ocean of purple heathers it swam in. The entirety of Ouldish Village slipped away as I tossed Ripheneal’s proposal around in my mind.

“Tell me,” I said, “how would this make me different than the reapers who do Occrum’s bidding? We’d one be one and the same, ripping minds right out of their skulls, riving conscious thought, erasing memories.”

Ripheneal lifted his brows curiously. “I was not aware the Shepherd of the Black Rot concerned himself with being a righteous man.”

I stabbed the tip of my blade into the mound of clay on which we stood, and cut a line across it. “I straddle the line,” I said. “I’ve learned if you go too far one way or the other, you either never accomplish anything, or you do, but at the expense of this.” I tapped my temple.

The sour red of his eyes seemed to set ablaze his entire face. Had he blinked since I’d met him?

“In war,” he said, “there are casualties no matter which path you pursue. You face an army of forty thousand reaped, and those forty thousand will bring extinction to millions. Do you believe the sacrifice of ten thousand is an unreasonable price to obviate such a disaster?”

I thought about my answer for a while, then finally said, “Your eyes, pal. They’re freakin’ me out. Can you, I don’t know, close ’em or something?”

He lifted his chin. “If, after you fight with your thoughts, you come to the decision, then say my name. Say it anywhere, anytime. And I will come. Goodbye.”

“Wait. What about my brother?”

“What about him?”

“Where is he in Amortis?”

Ripheneal blinked, at long last. “Safe,” he said simply.

And then he left. Not in the manner a normal man leaves, by turning his back, moving his feet and walking the fuck away. No, this strange bastard just left. Up and vanished. Gone, without a trace of evidence that he was here at all.

The grackle looked at me and cocked its head.

What the hell had I just encountered? He surely didn’t give off the impression of a reaper. Seemed like something more. But he was on my side, so I had that going for me.

His offer wasn’t particularly pleasing, though. But I couldn’t think about that now. I had a king to burn.