The Modigliani Scandal (5 page)

″You might think the Government would take a cut on these big art deals, and use it to build low-rent studios. But no. The artist is the loser, always.

″Let me tell you about me. I was somewhat exceptional—my work started to sell well during my lifetime. I took out a mortgage and fathered a child on the strength of it. I was England′s up-and-coming painter. But things went wrong. I was ′overpriced,′ they say. I went out of fashion. My manners don′t quite fit in with polite society. Suddenly, I′m desperately poor. I′m on the scrap heap. Oh, I′ve still got enormous talent, they say. In ten years′ time I′ll be at the top. But meanwhile, I can starve, or dig ditches, or rob banks. They don′t care—you see—″ He paused, and realized for the first time how long he had been speaking, and how engrossed he had been in his own words. The classroom was completely silent in the presence of such fury, such passion, and such a naked confession.

″You see,″ he said finally, ″the last thing they care about is the man who actually uses his God-given gift to produce the miracle of a painting—the artist.″

He sat down on the stool then, and looked at the desk in front of him. It was an old school desk with initials carved in the woodwork, and ancient ink stains soaked into its wood. He looked at the grain, noticing how it flowed like an op-art painting.

The pupils seemed to realize that the class was over. One by one they got up, put their things together, and left. In five minutes the room was empty but for Peter, who laid his head on the desk and closed his eyes.

It was dark when he got home to the small terraced house in Clapham. It had been difficult to get a mortgage on the place, cheap as it was, because of its age. But they had managed it.

Peter had turned handyman and created a studio out of the upper floor, knocking down internal walls and making a skylight. The three of them slept in the bedroom downstairs, leaving one living room and the kitchen, bathroom and toilet in an extension at the back.

He went into the kitchen and kissed Anne. ″I relieved my feelings by shouting at the kids, I′m afraid,″ he said.

″Never mind,″ she smiled. ″Mad Mitch has come to cheer you up. He′s in the studio. I′m just making some sandwiches for us.″

Peter went up the stairs. Mad Mitch was Arthur Mitchell, who had studied with Peter at the Slade. He had become a teacher, refusing to go into the risky, commercial business of being a full-time artist. He shared Peter′s utter contempt for the art world and its pretensions.

He was looking at a recently finished canvas when Peter walked in.

″What do you think of it?″ Peter said.

″Bad question,″ Mitch replied. ″It invites me to pour out a load of bullshit about movement, brush-work, design, and emotion. Better to ask whether I would hang it on my wall.″

″Would you hang it on your wall?″

″No. It would clash with the three-piece suite.″

Peter laughed. ″Are you going to open that bottle of scotch you brought with you?″

″Sure. Let′s have a wake.″

″Anne told you?″

″She did. You′ve discovered for yourself what I warned you of years ago. Still, there′s nothing like finding out on your own account.″

″I′ll say.″ Peter fetched two grubby glasses from a shelf, and Mitch poured whisky. They put on a Hendrix record, and listened to the fireworks from the guitar in silence for a while. Anne brought cheese sandwiches, and the three of them proceeded to get drunk.

″The worst of it,″ Mitch was saying, ″the kernel, as it were, of the shit, as it is—″

Peter and Anne laughed at the mixed metaphor. ″Go on,″ Peter said.

″The fundamental piece of godawful bollocks, is the uniqueness of a work. Very few paintings are unique in any meaningful sense. Unless there′s something very tricky about it—like the Mona Lisa smile, to take the outstanding example—then it can be repeated.″

″Not exactly,″ Peter put in.

″Exactly where it matters. A few millimeters of space, a difference in color which is only just noticeable—these things don′t matter with your average fifty-thousand-pound painting. My God, Manet didn′t paint an exact replica of an ideal picture in his head—he just put the paint roughly where he thought it ought to go. He just mixed the color until it seemed about right.

″Take the
Virgin of the Rocks
. There′s one in the Louvre, one in the National Gallery. Everybody agrees that one of them is a fake—but which? The Louvre′s, say the London experts. The National Gallery′s, say the French. We′ll never know—but who cares? You just have to look at them to see their greatness. Yet if somebody found out for certain that one was a fake, nobody would go to see it anymore. Bullshit.″

He drank from his glass, and poured more whisky. Anne said: ″I don′t believe you. It would take almost as much genius to copy a great painting, and get it right, as it would to paint it in the first place.″

″Rubbish!″ Mitch exploded. Iʹll prove it. Gimme a canvas, and I′ll paint you a van Gogh in twenty minutes.″

″He′s right,″ Peter said. ″I could do it, too.″

″But not as fast as me,″ said Mitch.

″Faster.″

″Right,″ said Mitch. He got to his feet. ʺWeʹll have a Masterpiece Race.″

Peter jumped up. ″You′re on. Now—two sheets of paper-we can′t waste canvas.″

Anne laughed. ″You′re both mad.″

Mitch pinned the two bits of paper on the wall while Peter got two palettes out.

Mitch said: ″Name a painter, Anne.″

″All right—van Gogh.″

″Give us a name for the picture.″

″Umm—
The Gravedigger
.″

″Now say ready, steady, go.″

″Ready, steady, go.″

The two began painting furiously. Peter outlined a man leaning on a shovel, dabbed in some grass at his feet, and started to give the man overalls. Mitch began with a face: the lined, weary face of an old peasant. Anne watched with amazement as the two pictures took shape.

They both took longer than twenty minutes. They became absorbed in their work, and at one point Peter walked to the bookshelf and opened a book at a color plate.

Mitch′s gravedigger was exerting himself, pressing the shovel into the hard earth with his foot, his bulky, graceless body bent over. He spent several minutes looking at the paper, adding touches, and looking again.

Peter began to paint something small in black at the bottom of his sheet. Suddenly Mitch yelled: ″Finished!″

Peter looked at Mitch′s work. ″Swine,″ he said. Then he looked again. ″No, you haven′t—no signature. Ha-hah!″

″Balls!″ Mitch bent over the picture and started to sign it. Peter finished his signature. Anne laughed at the pair of them.

They both stepped back at once. ″I won!″ they shouted in unison, and both burst out laughing.

Anne clapped her hands. ″Well,″ she said. ″If we ever hit the breadline, that′s one way you could make a crust.″

Peter was still laughing. ″That′s an idea,″ he roared. He and Mitch looked at one another. Their smiles slowly, comically, collapsed, and they stared at the paintings on the wall.

Peter′s voice was low, cold, and serious. ″Jesus Christ Almighty,″ he said. ″That′s an idea.″

IV

JULIAN BLACK WAS A little nervous as he walked into the entrance of the newspaper office. He got nervous a lot these days: over the gallery, the money, Sarah, and his in-laws. Which were really one and the same problem.

The marbled hall was rather grand, with a high ceiling, polished brass here and there, and frescoed walls. Somehow he had expected a newspaper office to be scruffy and busy, but this place looked like the lobby of a period brothel.

A gold-lettered signboard beside the ironwork elevator shaft told visitors what was to be found on each floor. The building housed a morning and evening paper as well as a clutch of magazines and journals.

″Can I help you, sir?″ Julian turned to see a uniformed commissionaire at his shoulder.

″Perhaps,″ Julian said. ″I′d like to see Mr. Jack Best.″

″Would you fill in one of our forms, please?″

Puzzled, Julian followed the man to a desk on one side of the foyer. He was handed a little green slip of paper with spaces for his name, the person he wanted to see, and his business. This kind of screening process was probably necessary, he thought charitably as he filled out the form with the gold Parker in his pocket. They must get a lot of screwballs coming along to a newspaper office.

It also made you feel rather privileged to be allowed to speak to the journalists, he thought. While he waited for the message to be taken to Best, he wondered about the wisdom of coming in person. It might have been as well just to send out press releases. He smoothed his hair and straightened his jacket nervously.

There had been a time when nothing made him nervous. That was many years ago. He had been a champion schoolboy distance runner, head prefect, leader of the debating team. It seemed he could do nothing but win. Then he had taken up art. For the umpteenth time, he traced his troubles back to that crazy, irrational decision. Since then he had done nothing but lose. The only prize he had won was Sarah, and she had turned out to be a phony kind of victory. Her and her gold Parkers, he thought. He realized he was clicking the button of the ballpoint compulsively, and stuffed it back into his jacket pocket with an exasperated sigh. Her gold everything, and her Mercedes, and her gowns, and her bloody father.

A pair of scuffed, worn-down Hush Puppies appeared on the marble steps and began to shuffle down. Creaseless brown cavalry twills followed, and a nicotine-stained hand slid along the brass banister. The man who came into sight was thin and looked rather impatient. He glanced at a green slip in his hand as he approached Julian.

″Mr. Black?″ he said.

Julian stuck out his hand. ″How do you do, Mr. Best.″

Best put a hand to his face and brushed a long lock of black hair off his face. ″What can I do for you?″ he said.

Julian looked around. Clearly he was not going to be invited up to Best′s office, or even asked to sit down. He plowed on determinedly.

″I′m opening a new gallery on the King′s Road shortly,″ he said. ″Naturally, as art critic of the London Magazine you′ll be invited to the reception, but I wondered if I might have a chat with you about the aims of the gallery.″

Best nodded noncommittally. Julian paused, to give the man a chance to ask him up to the office. Best remained silent.

″Well,″ Julian went on, ″the idea is not to get involved with a particular school or artistic group, but to keep the walls free for all kinds of fringe movements—the kind of thing that′s too way-out for the existing galleries. Young artists, with radical new ideas.″ Julian could see that Best was already getting bored.

″Look, let me buy you a drink, would you?″

Best looked at his watch. ″They′re closed,″ he said.

″Well, um, how about a cup of coffee?″

He looked at his watch again. ″Actually, I think the best plan would be for us to have a chat when you actually open. Why don′t you send me that invitation, and a press release about yourself, and then well see if we can′t get together later on.″

″Oh. Well, all right then,″ Julian said. He was nonplussed.

Best shook hands. ″Thanks for coming in,″ he said.

″Sure.″ Julian turned away and left.

He walked along the narrow street toward Fleet Street, wondering what he had done wrong. Clearly he would have to think again about his plan of calling on all the London art critics personally. He would write, perhaps, and send a little essay on the thinking behind the Black Gallery. They would all come to the reception—there was free booze at that, and they would know their pals would be there.

God, he hoped they would come to the reception. What a disaster it would be if they did not turn up.

He could not understand how Best could be so blase. It wasn′t every week, or even every month, that a new art gallery opened in London. Of course, the critics had to go to a lot of shows, and most of them only had a few inches of space every week. Still, you would think they would at least give the place a once-over. Maybe Best was a bad one. The worst, hopefully. He grinned, then shuddered, at his unconscious pun.

Nothing turned to gold anymore. He went back in his mind to the time when he had begun to lose his touch. Deep in thought, he joined a bus queue and stood at the curb with his arms folded.

He had been at art school, where he had found that everyone else was just as good as he at putting on that ultracool, throwaway hip style which had stood him in such good stead for the last couple of years at public school. All the art students knew about Muddy Waters and Allen Ginsberg, Kierkegaard and amphetamines, Vietnam and Chairman Mao. Worse, they could all paint—but Julian couldn′t.

Suddenly he had neither style nor talent. Yet he persisted, and even passed exams. It had done him little good. He had seen really talented people, like Peter Usher, go on to the Slade or wherever, while he had to scrabble around for jobs.

The bus queue moved convulsively, and Julian looked up to see the bus he wanted waiting at the stop. He jumped on and went upstairs.

He had actually been working when he met Sarah. An old school-friend who had gone into publishing had offered him the job of illustrating a children′s novel. The money from the advance had enabled him to kid Sarah he had been a successful artist. By the time she found out the truth it was too late for her—and for her father.

The winning of Sarah had made him think, for a little while, that he had got his old touch back. Then it had turned sour. Julian got off the bus, hoping she would not be at home.

The house was in Fulham, although Sarah insisted on calling it Chelsea. Her father had bought it, but Julian was forced to admit the old sod had chosen well. It was small—three bedrooms, two recep., and a study—but ultramodern, all concrete and aluminum. Julian unlocked the front door and went in, up the half-flight of stairs to the main living room.

Three of the walls were glass. Sadly, one enormous window looked onto the road in front and another to the brick and pine end of a terraced row of houses. But the rear window had a view of the small garden, kept neatly by a part-time gardener who spent most of his twenty hours per week smoking hand-rolled cigarettes and pruning the postage-stamp lawn. And now the afternoon sun streamed in cheerfully, giving a pleasant glow to the golden brown velvet of the upholstery.

One of the low, wide chairs was graced with the long body of Sarah. Julian bent over and kissed her cheek perfunctorily.

″Good morning,″ she said.

He resisted the temptation to look at his watch. It was about five o′clock, he knew, but she had only been up since midday.

He sat opposite her. ″What are you doing?″ he asked. She shrugged. There was a long cigarette in her right hand and a glass in her left. She was doing nothing. Her capacity for doing nothing, hour after hour, never ceased to amaze Julian.

She noticed his glance wander to her glass. ″Have a drink?″ she said.

″No.″ He changed his mind. ″All right, I′ll join you.″

″I′ll get it.″ She stood up and walked over to the bar. She seemed to be taking great care where she put her feet. When she poured his vodka it splashed up out of the glass onto the polished bar-top.

″How long have you been drinking?″ he said.

″Oh, Christ,″ she said. The blasphemy sounded foul coming from her. She was a woman who knew how to make swear words count. ″Don′t start that.″

Julian suppressed a sigh. ″Sorry,″ he said. He took the drink from her hand and sipped it.

Sarah crossed one leg over the other, allowing her long robe to slip aside and reveal a long, shapely calf. Her beautiful legs were the first thing he had noticed about her, he remembered. ″All the way up to her shoulders,″ he had remarked coarsely to a friend at that first party. And her height had obsessed him ever since: she was a couple of inches taller than he even without her outrageous platform shoes.

″How did it go?″ she asked.

″Poorly. I felt rather snubbed.″

″Oh dear. Poor Julian, always getting snubbed.″

″I thought we agreed not to begin hostilities.″

″Right.″

Julian resumed: ″I′m just going to send out press releases and hope the hacks will turn up. It′ll have to be a good do.″

″Why not?″

″Because of the money, that′s why not. You know what I really ought to do?″

″Abandon the whole thing.″

Julian ignored that. ″Give them all cheese sandwiches and draft bitter, then spend the money on paintings.″

″Haven′t you bought enough?″

″I haven′t bought any″ Julian said. ″Three artists have agreed to let me show their stuff on a commission basis—if it sells, I get ten percent. What I really ought to do is buy the work outright. Then if the artist catches on in a big way, I make a pile. That′s how these things work″

There was a silence. Sarah offered no comment. Eventually Julian said: ″What I need is a couple of thousand more.″

″Are you going to ask Daddy?″ There was a hint of scorn in her voice.

″I can′t face that.″ Julian slumped lower in his chair and took a long pull at his vodka and tonic. ″It′s not just asking that hurts—it′s the certainty that he′ll say no.″

″Quite rightly. My God, I don′t know what made him fork out for your little adventure in the first place.″

Julian refused to rise to the bait. ″Nor do I,″ he said. He steeled himself to say what he had to. ″Look, couldn′t you scrape up a few hundred?″

Her eyes flashed. ″You stupid little bastard,″ she said. ″You touch my father for twenty thousand, you live in the house he bought, you eat the food I buy, and then you come to me for money! I have just about enough to live on, and you want to take that away. Christ.″ She looked away from him in disgust.

But Julian had taken the plunge now—he had nothing to lose. ″Look, you could sell something,″ he pleaded. ″Your car would raise enough for me to set the gallery up perfectly. You hardly ever use it. Or some of the jewelry you never wear.″

″You make me sick.″ She looked back at him, and her lips flared in a sneer. ″You can′t earn money, you can′t paint, you can′t manage a bloody picture shop—″

″Shut up!″ Julian was on his feet, his face white with anger. ″Stop it!″ he shouted.

″You know what else you can′t do, don′t you?″ she said. She pressed on remorselessly, turning the blade in the old wound to see it bleed afresh. ″You can′t
screw!″
The last word was shouted, flung in his face like a blow. She stood up in front of him, untied the cord of her robe, and let the garment slip from her shoulders to the floor. She took the weight of her breasts in her hands, caressing them with her splayed fingers. She looked into his eyes.

″Could you do it to me now?″ she said softly. ″Could you?″

Rage and frustration made him dumb. His lips stretched bloodlessly across his mouth in a rictus of humiliated fury.

She put one hand on her pubis and thrust her hips forward at him. ″Try and do it, Julian,″ she said in the same seductive tone. ″Try and get it up for me.″

His voice was half a whisper, half a sob. ″You bitch,″ he said. ″You bloody woman, you bitch.″

He rushed down the back stairs to the integral garage, the memory of the row a twisting pain inside him. He flicked the switch that lifted the garage door, and got into Sarah′s car. She was the kind of person who always left the keys in the ignition.

He had never borrowed her car before, having been reluctant to ask; but now he took it unrepentantly. If she didn′t like it, she would have to lump it.

″Cow,″ he said aloud as he drove up the short, steep drive and turned into the road. He headed south, toward Wimbledon. He ought to be used to these quarrels now: he was entitled to a degree of immunity. But the familiar jibes seemed to hurt more with the passing of the years.

She was to blame as much as he, Julian thought. She seemed to take perverse pleasure in his impotence. He had had a couple of girls before Sarah. He had not been spectacular with them, he supposed: still, he had succeeded in doing what was expected. It had something to do with the very qualities which had attracted him to Sarah—the perfection of her tall body, her immaculate aristocratic manners, her moneyed background.

But she could have put things right. She knew what needed to be done, and it was quite within her power to do it. Patience, kindness, and an unhysfierical attitude to sex would have cured him years ago. But Sarah had given him indifference and contempt.

Perhaps she wanted him to be impotent. Maybe it protected her from sex; guarded her own shortcomings. Julian dismissed the thought. He was simply evading responsibility by transferring his blame to her.

He entered the drive of his father-in-law′s large house and stopped on the raked gravel in front of the porch. A maid answered his ring at the bell.

″Is Lord Cardwell at home?″ he asked.

″No, Mr. Black. He′s at the golf club.″

″Thank you.″ Julian got back into the car and drove off. He might have guessed the old boy would be having a round of golf on a fine evening like this.

He drove the Mercedes cautiously, not using its sprightly acceleration and cornering stability. The car′s power served only to remind him of his own ineffectiveness.