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outrage was its remarkable contention that
ain't
was "used orally in most parts of the U.S. by many cultivated speakers."

So disgusted was
The New York Times
with the new dictionary that it announced it would not use it but would continue with the 1934 edition, prompting the language authority Bergen Evans to write: "Anyone who solemnly announces in the year 1962 that he will be guided in matters of English usage by a dictionary pub-lished in 1934 is talking ignorant and pretentious nonsense," and he pointed out that the issue of the
Times
announcing the decision contained nineteen words condemned by the
Second Interna-
tional.

Since then, other dictionaries have been divided on the matter.

The American Heritage Dictionary,
first published in 1969, insti-tuted a usage panel of distinguished commentators to rule on con-tentious points of usage, which are discussed, often at some length, in the text. But others have been more equivocal (or prudent or spineless depending on how you view it). The revised
Random
House Dictionary of the English Language,
published in 1987, accepts the looser meaning for most words, though often noting that the newer usage is frowned on "by many"—a curiously timid approach that at once acknowledges the existence of expert opinion and yet constantly places it at a distance. Among the looser mean-ings it accepts are
disinterested
to mean uninterested and infer to mean imply. It even accepts the existence of
kudo
as a singular—prompting a reviewer from
Time
magazine to ask if one instance of pathos should now be a patho.

It's a fine issue. One of the undoubted virtues of English is that it is a fluid and democratic language in which meanings shift and change in response to the pressures of common usage rather than the dictates of committees. It is a natural process that has been going on for centuries. To interfere with that process is arguably both arrogant and futile, since clearly the weight of usage will push new meanings into currency no matter how many authorities hurl themselves into the path of change.

But at the same time, it seems to me, there is a case for resisting change—at least slapdash change. Even the most liberal descrip-tivist would accept that there must be
some
conventions of usage.

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We must agree to spell
cat c-a-t
and not e-l-e-p-h-a-n-t, and we must agree that by that word we mean a small furry quadruped that goes
meow
and sits comfortably on one's lap and not a large lum-bering beast that grows tusks and is exceedingly difficult to house-break. In precisely the same way, clarity is generally better served if we agree to observe a distinction between
imply
and
infer, forego
and
forgo, fortuitous
and
fortunate, uninterested
and
disinterested,
and many others. As John Ciardi observed, resistance may in the end prove futile, but at least it tests the changes and makes them prove their worth.

Perhaps for our last words on the subject of usage we should turn to the last words of the venerable French grammarian Dominique Bonhours, who proved on his deathbed that a grammarian's work is never done when he turned to those gathered loyally around him and whispered: "I am about to—or I am going to—die; either expression is used."

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HOW BIG IS THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE?

That's not an easy question. Samuel Johnson's dictionary contained 000

43,

words. The unabridged
Random House
of 1987 has 315,000.

Webster's Third New International
of 1961 contains 450,000. And the revised
Oxford English Dictionary
of 1989 has 615,000 entries.

But in fact this only begins to hint at the total.

For one thing, meanings in English are much more various than a bald count of entry words would indicate. The mouse that scur-ries across your kitchen floor and the mouse that activates your personal computer clearly are two quite separate entities.

Shouldn't they then be counted as two words? And then what about related forms like
mousy, mouselike,
and
mice?
Shouldn't they also count as separate words? Surely there is a large difference between something that is a mouse and something that is merely mousy.

And then of course there are all the names of flora and fauna, medical conditions, chemical substances,* laws of physics, and all the other scientific and technical terms that don't make it into ordinary dictionaries. Of insects alone, there are 1.4 million named species. Total all these together and you have—well, no one knows.

But certainly not less than three million.

So how many of these words do we know? Again, there is no simple answer. Many scholars have taken the trouble (or more

* One of which, incidentally, is said to be the longest word in the English language. It begins methianylglutaminyl and finishes 1, 9 13 letters later
as alynalalanylthreonilarginyls-
erase.
I don't know what it is used for, though I daresay it would take some rubbing to get it out of the carpet.

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probably compelled their graduate students to take the trouble) of counting the number of words used by various authors, on the assumption, one supposes, that that tells us something about hu-man vocabulary. Mostly what it tells us is that academics aren't very good at counting. Shakespeare, according to Pei and Mc- Crum, had a vocabulary of 30,000 words, though Pei acknowledges seeing estimates putting the figure as low as 16, 000. Lincoln Bar-nett puts it at 20,000 to 25,000. But most other authorities—

Shipley, Baugh and Cable, Howard—put the number at a reassuringly precise 17,677. The King James Bible, according to Laird, contains 8,000 words, but Shipley puts the number at 7,000, while Barnett confidently zeroes in on a figure of 10, 442. Who knows who's right?

One glaring problem with even the most scrupulous tabulation is that the total number of words used by an author doesn't begin to tell us the true size of his vocabulary. I know the meanings of
frangible, spiffing,
and
cutesy-poo,
but have never had occasion to write them before now. A man of Shakespeare's linguistic versa-tility must have possessed thousands of words that he never used because he didn't like or require them. Not once in his plays can you find the words
Bible, Trinity,
or
Holy Ghost,
and yet that is not to suggest that he was not familiar with them.

Estimates of the size of the average person's vocabulary are even more contentious. Max Muller, a leading German philologist at the turn of the century, thought the average farm laborer had an ev-eryday vocabulary of no more than 300 words. Pei cites an English study of fruit pickers, which put the number at no more than 500, though he himself thought that the figure was probably closer to 30,000. Stuart Berg Flexner, the noted American lexicographer, suggests that the average well-read person has a vocabulary of about
20,000
words and probably uses about 1,500 to
2,000
in a normal week's conversation. McCrum puts an educated person's vocabulary at about 15,000.

There are endless difficulties attached to adjudging how many words a person knows. Consider just one. If I ask you what
incon-
gruent
means and you say, "It means not congruent," you are correct. That is the first definition given in most dictionaries, but
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that isn't to say that you have the faintest idea what the word means. Every page of the dictionary contains words we may not have encountered
before—inflationist, forbiddance, moosewood,
pulsative—and
yet whose meanings we could very probably guess.

At the same time there are many words that we use every day and clearly know and yet might have difficulty proving. How would you define
the
or
what
or
am
or
very? Imagine
trying to explain to
a
Martian in a concise way just what
is
is. And then what about all those words with a variety of meanings? Take
step. The American
Heritage Dictionary
lists a dozen common meanings for the word, ranging from the act of putting one foot in front of the other to the name for part of a staircase. We all know all these meanings, yet if I gave you a pencil and a blank sheet of paper could you list them?

Almost certainly not. The simple fact is that it is hard to remember what we remember, so to speak. Put another way, our memory is a highly fickle thing. Dr. Alan Baddeley, a British authority on memory, cites a study in which people were asked to name the capital cities of several countries. Most had trouble with the cap-itals of countries like Uruguay and Bulgaria, but when they were told the initial letter of the capital city, they often suddenly re-membered and their success rate soared. In another study people were shown long lists of random words and then asked to write down as many of them as they could remember. A few hours later, without being shown the list again, they were asked to write down as many of the words as they could remember then. Almost always the number of words would be nearly identical, but the actual words recalled from one test to another would vary by 5o percent or more. In other words, there is vastly more verbal information locked away in our craniums than we can get out at any one time.

So the problem of trying to assess accurately just how much verbal material we possess in total is fraught with difficulties.

For this reason educational psychologists have tended to shy away from such studies, and such information as exists is often decades old. One of the most famous studies was conducted in 194o. In it, two American researchers, R. H. Seashore and
L.
D.

Eckerson, selected a random word from each left-hand page of a Funk & Wagnalls standard desktop dictionary and asked a sam-
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pling of college students to define those words or use them in a sentence. By extrapolating those results onto the number of entries in the dictionary, they concluded that the average student had a vocabulary of about 150,000 words—obviously very much larger than previously supposed. A similar study carried out by K. C.

Diller in 1978, cited by Aitchison in
Words in the Mind,
put the vocabulary level even higher—at about 25o,000 words. On the other hand, Jespersen cites the case of a certain Professor E. S.

Holden who early in the century laboriously tested himself on every single word in
Webster's Dictionary
and arrived at a total of just 33,456 known words. It is clearly unlikely that a university professor's vocabulary would be four to six times smaller than that of the average student. So such studies would seem to tell us more about the difficulties of framing tests than about the size of our vocabularies.

What is certain is that the number of words we use is very much smaller than the number of words we know. In 1923 a lexicogra-pher named G. H. McKnight did a comprehensive study of how words are used and found that just forty-three words account for fully half of all the words in common use, and that just nine account for fully one quarter of all the words in almost any sample of written English. Those nine are:
and, be, have, it, of, the, to, will,
and
you.

By virtue of their brevity, dictionary definitions often fail to convey the nuances of English.
Rank
and
rancid
mean roughly the same thing, but, as Aitchison notes, we would never talk about eating rank butter or wearing rancid socks. A dictionary will tell you that
tall
and
high
mean much the same thing, but it won't explain to you that while you can apply either term to a building you can apply only tall to a person. On the strength of dictionary definitions alone a foreign visitor to your home could be excused for telling you that you have an abnormal child, that your wife's cooking is exceedingly odorous, and that your speech at a recent sales conference was laughable, and intend nothing but the warm-est praise.

The fact is that the real meanings are often far more complex than the simple dictionary definitions would lead us to suppose. In
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1985, the department of English at the University of Birmingham in England ran a computer analysis of words as they are actually used in English and came up with some surprising results. The primary dictionary meaning of words was often far adrift from the sense in which they were actually used.
Keep,
for instance, is usually defined as to retain, but in fact the word is much more often

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employed in the sense of continuing, as in "keep cool" and "keep smiling."
See
is only rarely required in the sense of utilizing one's eyes, but much more often used to express the idea of knowing, as in "I see what you mean."
Give,
even more interestingly, is most often used, to quote the researchers, as "mere verbal padding," as in "give it a look" or "give a report." [London Sunday
Times,
March 31, 1985]

In short, dictionaries may be said to contain a certain number of definitions, but the true number of meanings contained in those definitions will always be much higher. As the lexicographer J. Ayto put it: "The world's largest data bank of examples in context is dwarfed by the collection we all carry around subconsciously in our heads. "

English is changing all the time and at an increasingly dizzy pace. At the turn of the century words were being added at the rate of about i,000 a year. Now, according to a report in
The New York
Times
[April 3, 1989], the increase is closer to 15,000 to zo,000 a year. In 1987, when Random House produced the second edition of its masterly twelve-pound unabridged dictionary, it included over 5o,000 words that had not existed twenty-one years earlier and 75,000 new definitions of old words. Of its 315,000 entries, 210,000 had to be revised. That is a phenomenal amount of change in just two decades. The new entries included preppy,
quark,
flexitime, chairperson, sunblocker,
and the names of 80o foods that had not existed or been generally heard of in 1966—tofu,
piña
colada, chapati, sushi,
and even
crêpes.