The New Collected Short Stories (59 page)

The setting in the Borghese Gardens, perched on one of the seven hills overlooking Rome, with its imposing terracotta and cream villa in the background, was the stuff of fairytales. Gian Lorenzo strolled around the grounds, admiring the sculptures and fountains while catching up with old friends and contemporaries, some of whom he had not seen since his school days. Some twenty minutes before the ceremony was due to take place, a dozen liveried ushers, in long blue coats trimmed with gold braid and wearing white wigs, moved among the throng. They invited the guests to take their seats in the rose garden as the wedding ceremony was about to commence.

Gian Lorenzo joined a large crowd as they made their way towards a recently constructed stand with an elevated semi-circle of seats surrounding a raised stage with an altar as its centrepiece; not unlike a football ground where a different form of worship takes place on a Saturday afternoon. His connoisseur’s eye took in the magnificent view over Rome, a scene made even more dazzling by the number of beautiful women, dressed in clothes that he suspected had never been worn before, and in some cases would never be worn again. They were complemented by elegantly dressed men in tailcoats and white shirts, with only different coloured ties and cravats to suggest the peacock in them. Gian Lorenzo looked around to find that he was surrounded by leading politicians, captains of industry, actors, socialites, as well as many of Paolo’s old team-mates.

The next actor to take his place on the stage was Paolo himself, accompanied by his best man. Gian Lorenzo knew he was a well-known footballer, but couldn’t recall his name. As Paolo strode down the grass path and onto the pitch, Gian Lorenzo understood only too well why women could not take their eyes off the man. Paolo walked up onto the stage, took his place on the right of the altar and waited to be joined by his bride.

A forty-piece string orchestra, almost hidden among the trees behind the altar, struck up the opening chords of Mendelssohn’s Wedding March. A thousand guests rose from their seats and turned to see the bride as she progressed slowly up the thick grass carpet on the arm of her proud father.

‘What a beautiful dress,’ said the lady standing in front of Gian Lorenzo. He nodded his agreement and, staring at the yards of Persian silk that formed a magnificent train behind Angelina, didn’t express the one thought that must have been on everyone’s mind. Nevertheless, the look on Angelina’s face was that of a bride displaying total contentment with her lot. She was walking towards the man she adored, aware that many of the women present would have been only too happy to take her place.

As Angelina climbed the steps up onto the stage, the boards creaked. Her future husband smiled as he took a pace forward to join his bride. They both turned to face Cardinal Montagni, the Archbishop of Naples. One or two guests failed to stifle a smile when the cardinal turned to Paolo and enquired, ‘Do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife, for better for worse, for richer for poorer . . .’

Once bride and groom had been joined together in holy matrimony, Gian Lorenzo made his way to the Long Garden, to join a thousand other guests for dinner. A feast followed that began with champagne and truffle risotto, and ended with chocolate soufflé and a Chateau d’Yquem. Gian Lorenzo could barely move by the time Paolo rose to reply to his best man’s speech.

‘I am the happiest man on earth,’ he declared, as he turned to face his beaming bride. ‘I have found the ideal woman for me, and I am only too aware that I must be the envy of every bachelor present.’ A sentiment which Gian Lorenzo could not quite agree with, but he quickly banished the ungracious thought from his mind. Paolo continued, ‘You know, I was the first suitor to win Angelina’s heart. No longer will I have to search for the perfect woman because I have found her. Please rise and join me in a toast to Angelina, my little angel.’ The gathering rose as one and toasted, ‘Angelina.’ One or two even managed ‘his little angel’.

After the speeches were over, the dancing began to yet another band – this time one that had been flown in from New Orleans. Gian Lorenzo overheard that Angelina had once mentioned to Papa that she liked jazz.

As the band struck up and the champagne continued to flow, the newlyweds moved among their guests, which gave Gian Lorenzo a fleeting moment to thank Paolo and his bride for including him in such an unforgettable occasion. ‘Medici would have swooned,’ he told her, as he kissed her hand. She gave him a warm, gentle smile, but didn’t respond.

‘Let’s keep in touch,’ suggested Paolo as the two of them drifted away. ‘Angelina is fascinated by art, you know, and is thinking of starting her own collection,’ were the last words Gian Lorenzo heard, before Paolo moved on to another guest.

Just before the sun rose and breakfast was about to be served, Signor and Signora Castelli set off for the airport, with a thousand hands waving their farewells. They drove out of the grounds of the Borghese with Paolo at the wheel of his latest Ferrari – not the ideal car for his bride. When they reached the airport, Paolo drove out onto a private airstrip and brought the car to a halt by the side of a Lear jet that was waiting for two passengers. The newlyweds left the Ferrari parked on the runway, climbed the steps and disappeared inside Papa’s aircraft. Within minutes of fastening their seatbelts, the jet took off for Acapulco, the first stop on their three-month honeymoon.

Despite Paolo’s parting words, when the Castellis returned from their honeymoon they made no attempt to keep in touch with Gian Lorenzo. However, he was able to follow their exploits on an almost daily basis in the gossip columns of the national press.

A year later he read that they would be moving to Venice, where they had purchased the type of villa that makes the covers, not the inside pages, of glossy magazines. Gian Lorenzo assumed that he and his old friend were unlikely to bump into each other again.

When Antonio Venici retired, he happily handed over the responsibility for the family business to his son. As the new owner of the Venici Gallery, Gian Lorenzo spent half his time travelling around Europe in search of that elusive painting which makes collectors gasp, while not insulting the dealer with any suggestion of bargaining.

One such journey was to Venice, to view a Canaletto owned by the Contessa di Palma – a lady who, having divorced her third husband and sadly no longer possessing the looks to guarantee a fourth, had decided she would have to part with one or two of her treasures. The Contessa’s only stipulation was that no one must discover that she was facing temporary financial difficulties. Every leading dealer in Italy knew of her mounting debts and unpaid creditors. Gian Lorenzo was only thankful that the Contessa had chosen him to share her confidences with.

Gian Lorenzo took some time to study the Contessa’s considerable collection and concluded that she had an eye not only for rich men. After he had agreed a price for the Canaletto, he expressed the hope that this might be the beginning of a long and fruitful relationship.

‘Let’s start with dinner at Harry’s Bar, my darling,’ said the Contessa, once she had Gian Lorenzo’s cheque in her hand.

Gian Lorenzo was making up his mind between an affogato or an espresso when Paolo and Angelina strolled into Harry’s Bar. Everyone in the room followed their progress, as the maître d’ ushered them unctuously to a corner table.

‘Now there’s someone who can afford to buy my
entire
collection,’ whispered the Contessa.

‘Without a doubt,’ agreed Gian Lorenzo, ‘but unfortunately Paolo only collects rare cars.’

‘And even rarer women,’ interjected the Contessa.

‘And I’m not altogether sure what Angelina collects.’

‘A few extra pounds each year,’ suggested the Contessa. ‘She once came to tea with my second husband and literally ate us out of house and home. By the time she left we were down to the water biscuits.’

‘Well, let’s try and make up for that tonight,’ said Gian Lorenzo. ‘I’m told the zabaglione is their signature dish?’

The Contessa showed no interest in the zabaglione, but simply sailed on, ignoring her companion’s unsubtle hint. ‘Can you imagine what those two get up to, when they’re in bed?’

Gian Lorenzo was surprised that the Contessa was willing to voice a question he had often thought about but never felt able to express. And there was worse to come as the Contessa went on to describe things that hadn’t, until then, even crossed Gian Lorenzo’s mind.

‘Do you think he climbs on top of her?’ Gian Lorenzo didn’t offer an opinion. ‘A feat in itself,’ she continued, ‘because if they did it the other way round, surely she’d suffocate him.’

Gian Lorenzo didn’t care to think about the image, so he tried once again to change the subject. ‘We went to the same school, you know – one hell of an athlete.’

‘You’d have to be, to satisfy her.’

‘I even attended their wedding,’ he added. ‘A truly memorable occasion, though I doubt after all this time that he would even remember I was among the guests.’

‘Would you really be willing to spend the rest of your life with such a creature, however much money she had to offer?’ asked the Contessa, not paying attention to her host’s words.

‘He claims to adore her,’ said Gian Lorenzo, ‘calls her his little angel.’

‘In that case, I wouldn’t want to meet up with his idea of a big angel.’

‘But if he felt otherwise,’ suggested Gian Lorenzo, ‘he could always divorce her.’

‘Not a chance,’ said the Contessa. ‘You clearly haven’t been told about their pre-nuptial agreement.’

‘No, I haven’t,’ admitted Gian Lorenzo, trying not to sound interested.

‘Her father had much the same opinion of that clapped-out footballer as I do. Old man Porcelli made him sign an agreement which spelt out that if Paolo ever divorced his daughter he would end up with nothing. Paolo was also forced to sign a second document stating that he would never reveal the contents of the pre-nuptial to anyone, including Angelina.’

‘Then how do you know about it?’ prompted Gian Lorenzo.

‘When you’ve signed as many pre-nuptials as I have, darling, you hear things.’

Gian Lorenzo laughed and called for the bill.

The maître d’ smiled. ‘It’s already been taken care of, signor,’ he said, nodding in the direction of Paolo, ‘by your old school friend.’

‘How kind of him,’ said Gian Lorenzo.

‘No, her,’ the Contessa reminded him.

‘Please excuse me for a moment,’ said Gian Lorenzo. ‘I must just thank them before we leave.’ He rose from his place, and made his way slowly across the crowded room.

‘How are you?’ said Paolo, who was on his feet long before Gian Lorenzo had reached their table. ‘You know my little angel, of course,’ he said, turning to smile at his wife, ‘but then how could you ever forget?’

Gian Lorenzo took Angelina’s hand and kissed it gently. ‘And I will also never forget your magnificent wedding.’

‘Medici would have swooned,’ said Angelina.

Gian Lorenzo gave a slight bow in acknowledgement.

‘Is that the Contessa di Palma you are dining with?’ asked Paolo. ‘Because if it is, she has something my little angel desires.’ Gian Lorenzo made no comment. ‘I do hope, Gian Lorenzo, that she’s a client, not a friend, because if my little angel wants something, then I will stop at nothing to ensure she gets it.’ Gian Lorenzo still considered it wise to remain silent. Never forget, his father had once told him, only restaurateurs close deals in restaurants – when they hand you the bill. ‘And as it’s a field I know little about,’ continued Paolo, ‘and you are acknowledged as one of the nation’s leading authorities, perhaps you would be kind enough to represent Angelina on this occasion?’

‘I would be delighted to do so,’ said Gian Lorenzo, as the head waiter placed a chocolate trifle in front of Paolo’s wife, with a bowl of crème fraîche on the side.

‘Excellent,’ said Paolo, ‘let’s keep in touch.’

Gian Lorenzo smiled and shook his old friend by the hand. He well remembered the last occasion Paolo had made such an offer. But then some people consider such suggestions nothing more than polite conversation. Gian Lorenzo turned to Angelina and bowed low before walking back across the restaurant to rejoin the Contessa.

‘Time for us to leave, I fear,’ said Gian Lorenzo, glancing at his watch, ‘especially if I’m to catch the first plane to Rome in the morning.’

‘Did you manage to sell my Canaletto to your friend?’ asked the Contessa, as she rose from her place.

‘No,’ replied Gian Lorenzo, as he waved in the direction of Paolo’s table, ‘but he did suggest that we keep in touch.’

‘And will you?’

‘That might be quite difficult,’ admitted Gian Lorenzo, ‘as he didn’t give me his number, and I have a feeling Signor and Signora Castelli may not be listed.’

Gian Lorenzo took the first flight back to Rome the following morning. The Canaletto was to follow him at a more leisurely pace. No sooner had he set foot in the gallery than his secretary rushed out of the office, spilling out the words, ‘Paolo Castelli has already called twice this morning. He apologized for not giving you his number,’ she added, ‘and wondered if you would be kind enough to phone him, just as soon as you get in.’