The Partner Track: A Novel (22 page)

But knowing that our upcoming partnership vote was only a couple of weeks away also led me to a new and unpleasant concern.

Would Murph and I have to remain a secret after we officially became partners? There was no official antifraternization policy at the firm, and everyone knew there were plenty of random hookups at the annual holiday party at the Plaza, but this was different. This was an
us.
I’d never heard of two partners dating each other before. Maybe, after we both became members of the firm, Parsons Valentine would actually have to institute a new rule to govern our relationship. Now, that would be an embarrassing policy for Murph and me to have to vote on at a partners’ meeting.
All in favor of allowing new members of the firm Ingrid and Murph to continue sleeping together?… Say aye. All opposed?
I could just picture it. Marty, Harold Rubinstein, Jack Hanover, and the rest all convening discussion on the pros and cons. Oh God.

The thought of Jack Hanover made me groan. I flopped back onto my pillow, wincing at the memory of Friday afternoon.

Murph looked at me, concerned. “What’s wrong?”

I told him everything. It came out in a jumbled, bitter rush. I told Murph all about the horrible late night I’d had, about Adler’s seeming indifference to the SunCorp deal and how he was letting me do it all myself, without guidance from him
or
the assistance I should have been getting from Justin Keating, about stumbling into Jack Hanover’s office and finding Hunter and Justin in there, having a nice after-hours drink with their good friend Jack.

Murph stroked my hair and held me quietly. “I’m sorry about that,” he said after a few minutes.

“Thanks.” I smiled up at him, genuinely touched. “I mean, I know I’m sensitive. You probably think I’m
too
sensitive.”

He shook his head. “No. I don’t. I totally get it. I’ve been on the receiving end of some of that shit myself.”

I twisted around in bed so I could look straight at him. “What do you mean?
You?
”

He looked at me. “Yeah, me.”

“But what in the world could they ever say about
you
?”

Murph laughed softly. He reached over and touched my cheek. “Forget it.”

“No, I don’t want to forget it.” I sat up in bed, cross-legged, and leaned toward him, like a kid asking for one more bedtime story. “I really want to know, Murph.”

He paused, not saying anything right away.

I waited.

“You’re not the only one who feels on the outside of things, Yung.”

“Go on.”

Murph sighed. He rolled onto his back and clasped his hands behind his head, staring up at my ceiling.

“Okay, well, once after softball, at Paddy Maguire’s, I was feeling great that night, right? ’Cause I’d scored two runs. Then some first-year douche who’s really hammered starts asking about my family. So I tell him I have a sister. He asks if she’s older or younger, so I tell him she’s thirteen months older than me. And you know what the fucker says?”

I shook my head.

“‘Oh, so you’re Irish twins.’”

Murph looked at me, waiting for a reaction.

“Wow,” I said.

“Right?” Murph said to the ceiling. “And don’t even get me started on all the Irish drunk jokes.”

Seriously?
That
was the best he had? Sure, it was stupid, and insulting, and it wasn’t a line of conversation I’d ever pursue myself, but if Murph thought that it compared to some of the shit Tyler and I had to deal with, well, I was unimpressed.

Murph turned back toward me. He reached over and covered my hand with his. “So, all I’m saying is, I get how annoying Hunter and all those guys can be sometimes.”

Ah,
now
I understood. Murph was simply trying to make me feel better. I felt suddenly tipsy with a feeling I recognized as happiness. I looked down at his hand and grinned up at him again. What had I ever done in my life to deserve a guy like Murph? Whatever it was, I was grateful I’d done it.

I leaned over, closed my eyes, and kissed him. We wrapped our arms around each other and lay there, not speaking, not needing to speak, for a few moments.

Then Murph raised himself on an elbow, turned to me with a sly look, and said, “Okay. You want to hear something that’ll really make you feel better? Something truly hilarious?”

I was intrigued. “Obviously, yes.”

Murph laughed a little himself, unable to contain his own glee at what he was about to tell me.

“Okay. You know who Hunter’s father-in-law
is,
right?”

“Vaguely.”

“He’s only the CFO of Great American Bank and Trust, that’s all. Apparently Great American’s got a huge new financing deal, and they’re doing a little lawyer-shopping for it.”

I frowned. “But we’re already their lawyers.”

He shook his head, grinning. “No. More precisely,
Marty Adler’s
already their lawyer. Hunter’s father-in-law is pushing for Hunter to be Great American’s new relationship attorney with the firm. He wants Hunter to get origination credit for the new deal.”

“But that’s usually a relationship
partner,
not an associate.”

“Right,” said Murph. “That’s exactly where Hunter’s father-in-law is going with this, don’t you see? He’s hoping if he can toss this new business his way, then Hunter will finally make good on partnership, and his little princess will be set.”

“That’s crazy. Hunter can’t handle a beauty pageant. He doesn’t know any law! He spends half his time updating his Lawyers League softball brackets, and the other half brownnosing.”

Murph nodded. “Exactly. I know it. You know it. Adler knows it. Hell, I bet even Hunter knows it. But apparently dear old dad-in-law doesn’t know it. So he wants Parsons Valentine to come in for a brand-new beauty pageant, and guess what?
Hunter’s
going to be running the show!” Murph hooted with undisguised glee. “This time, Adler can’t help. Can you imagine
Hunter
trying to wow a bunch of senior executives, none of whom are any relation to his wife? It’s going to be a complete clusterfuck!” He was really laughing now. If it were anyone but Murph, I would even have described it as a sort of demented giggle. I was kind of surprised that Murph was enjoying himself this much. I mean, Hunter
was
his friend, after all.

Still, I understood Murph’s point. Putting Hunter Russell in charge of winning over the chief executives of Great American Bank and Trust was a doomed strategy. They would eat him alive. In spite of everything, I almost felt a little sorry for Hunter. He was being set up for a train wreck.

“So now
,
if Hunter loses this beauty pageant—and obviously he will—the firm loses Great American as a client altogether. No more Adler, or any other competent partner, for that matter. Apparently the new rules are, it’s Hunter as the relationship partner or nobody.”

“Wow,” I said. “Adler’s got to be beside himself.”

“Well,” said Murph, his eyes glittering, “I guess he should have thought of that when he hired Hunter in the first place. Now the chickens are finally coming home to roost.”

THIRTEEN

Cocktails began at six, the seated dinner at seven. The Diversity Dinner could not be happening at a less convenient time. SunCorp and Binney were supposed to sign in a few short days, and we were still far apart on a handful of issues. But Marty Adler had already impressed upon me that my attendance at tonight’s event was
not
optional. Neither was the black-tie attire.

I had decided on one of my tried-and-true Corporate Function Cocktail Dresses—shimmery and black with spaghetti straps, so no one at the firm could accuse me of not looking festive
,
but with a demure matching wrap that also made it work appropriate. I closed the door to my office and changed in there, not wanting to run into anyone in the ladies’ room down the hall. Harold Rubinstein had sent around an e-mail to the firm’s delegation to tonight’s event—Marty Adler, Tim Hollister, the other partners on the Diversity Committee, Dr. Rossi, and me—telling us all to meet at five forty-five at thirtieth-floor Reception.

At five forty exactly, I poked my head out my office door and looked around. Margo and the other secretaries in her cluster had already left for the night. The hall was quiet.

Even though it was not uncommon to see an attorney racing through the halls of the firm in a tuxedo, late to some client reception or a Bar Association awards dinner, I felt exposed and wary as I grabbed my beaded clutch purse and slipped into the hallway. I walked as quickly and quietly as possible, heading for the internal stairs instead of the elevators, which would be in heavy use at this time of the evening.

Rounding the corner by the men’s room, I collided with Murph. “Hey, hey,” he laughed, disentangling himself from me. He looked effortlessly adorable, as usual. He’d slightly loosened his tie around his collar, and his sleeves were rolled up, revealing his tanned, muscular forearms.

“Hey, stranger,” I said in a low voice, not wanting anyone to overhear us.

Murph looked me up and down admiringly. “What’s all this?” He grabbed my hand, put his other arm around my waist, and twirled me around in a sort of bastardized mambo. I spun down the hall with him a few tentative steps, laughing, but also keeping an eye out in case someone was coming.

When we stopped he let out a low whistle. “You clean up nice. Hot date? Should I be jealous?”

“Sadly, no. I’ve got that Diversity Dinner thing tonight, remember? I can’t wait to get this over with.”

“What Diversity Dinner?” he asked.

“You know,” I said, “that networking thing at the Rainbow Room. Marty Adler practically put a gun to my head.”

A funny look flickered across Murph’s face. “No, I
don’t
know, Yung.
What
networking thing at the Rainbow Room?”

“Oh, come on, Murph,” I said, lightly hitting him on the arm. But I was starting to feel uneasy. “I know I mentioned this to you.” Why was he making this into a thing?

Invitations had been mailed weeks earlier to the firm’s clients, selected alumni, and political and academic luminaries from around the city and up and down the East Coast. Now I tried to recall the fancy corporate rhetoric that had been printed on them.

“The firm’s calling it ‘A Celebration of Diversity in the Profession: Breaking Barriers, Bridging Gaps,’” I said, trying to sound breezy. “This is how it’ll go down. We all go have white wine and shrimp cocktail, the partners swagger around the Rainbow Room, shake some hands, slap some backs. They show off their fancy new hired-gun consultant, make a few speeches about ‘leveraging diversity’ and ‘celebrating difference,’ and ask why we can’t all just be friends. Then everyone goes home with their corporate goodie bag and forgets about it for another year. You know the drill.”

“Ohhh, I see. So this is all still a result of that whole ‘Partner’s Paradise’ thing.” Murph was no longer smiling. “We’re
still
talking about that.” He folded his arms tightly across his chest. “So, who all’s going to be there tonight?” He was eyeing me closely.

Resentment rose in my throat. It wasn’t like any of this was
my
idea. Yet I was feeling defensive, and there was no reason on earth why I should. Hate the game, not the players. I hadn’t created this world; I was just trying to play by its rules.

“Well,” I said, “I think it’ll be Adler, Rubinstein, and Hollister from Corporate, maybe a couple of others, and Pam Karnow, Sid Cantrell, and I think Mitch Lawrence from Litigation, and from Tax—”

“Adler? Rubinstein? Cantrell? Pretty heavy hitters,” Murph observed. He raised an eyebrow and cocked his head to one side. “Not a bad chance to get in some prime schmoozing time for yourself.” His tone was sharp.

I jerked back as if he’d hit me. This was bullshit. Especially coming from Murph. Just how long had he been organizing his private little drinking outings with the senior partners?

“Well, Murph, you know what? I don’t suppose it’s any better schmoozing time than when you go out for beers with Marty Adler after every softball game. Or maybe it’s more like when Jack Hanover invites you to the Century Club every year for the live satellite feed of the Amherst-Williams game, huh? Maybe it’s more like that.”

Murph stared at me.

“Yeah, I know about that,” I snapped. “Anyway, I’m late. Gotta go.” I pushed past him.

“Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa,” he said, placing his hands on my bare shoulders where my evening wrap had slipped loose. His grip was surprisingly strong.

“Don’t be pissed, Yung,” he said, looking contrite, smiling at me, and I could see that the old Murph—my familiar kidding-around, paper-football, affectionate Murph—was back. “I didn’t mean to make a big deal of this. I just wanted to know where you were off to, looking so gorgeous, that’s all. I’m sorry. I really am. Most of us weren’t invited to this thing, you know.”

“Of course you weren’t,” I said, shrugging myself free. “That would spoil the whole illusion, wouldn’t it. Now if you’ll excuse me. I’m late.” I slid past him and hurried down the hall. I shook my head, trying to rid myself of the encounter. How had everything gotten so complicated?

On the carpeted landing between the twenty-ninth and thirtieth floors, I stopped and forced a practiced smile back on my face before hurrying up to Reception.

Marty Adler, Harold Rubinstein, and I shared a town car to the Rainbow Room. There was room for one more lawyer, but he would have had to sit in front, with the driver. Tsk. The firm ordered five cars to shuttle fourteen people the seven blocks to Rockefeller Center.

Rubinstein told our driver to let us off on Fifth Avenue, and we walked briskly the rest of the way to the entrance of 30 Rock. As always, I had to take two or three strides for each one of Adler’s and Rubinstein’s, and I had to do it in three-and-a-half-inch heels while swerving in an awkward, drunken pattern to avoid the slots of the damn sidewalk grates, all the while keeping up a cheerful patter about which kindergartens had just accepted their grandchildren, and the Yankees’ latest trade, and what the word was on that new oyster bar in Union Square, and—oh, yeah, how the SunCorp deal was going.