Read The Party Boy's Guide to Dating a Geek (Clumsy Cupids) Online
Authors: Xara X. Piper;Xanakas Vaughn
Moon. Ash hadn't even heard the apartment buzzer
ring. Someone else must have let Ty in.
"Nothing," he said as Ty set the case of beer on
the counter and ripped open the top. "Want to put
some of those in the fridge? We only have Killian's
in there right now."
Ty nodded and passed him a few bottles. Ash
took them and shoved them into the fridge
wherever he found room. "Did you see Fee out
there by chance?" he asked, striving for
nonchalance.
Carley snorted, which made Ty shoot him a
puzzled look.
"Yeah." Ty handed Ash another pair of bottles.
"I think I saw his car drive past, actually. He's
probably hunting for a parking spot."
Relief surged through Ash's chest. "Oh, cool. I'll
go wait for him so he doesn't have to ring the bell."
He ignored Carley's knowing look and slipped
out of the kitchen, double-checking to make sure he
had his keys in his pocket. He had almost made it
to the front door when Jack stopped him.
"What are you doing Sunday?"
"Why? Is everything okay?" Ash was anxious to
go downstairs to meet Fee, but he couldn't blow
his brother off to rush outside.
"Everything's fine. Why are you so suspicious?"
"Uh, because I'm already supposed to come over
Sunday?"
"I meant earlier in the day, numbnuts. Mari's
going to be shopping with her sister, and I was
wondering if you wanted to come over to watch
the game."
Ash checked his watch again. "Sure. Fee's going
to be hanging out as his folks' place, so I'm free."
"Glad you can pencil me in," Jack said with a
chuckle.
"Hey, you were the same way when you started
going out with Mari, and you know it."
"Dude, I'm just busting your balls. Simmer
down."
Ash sighed. His balls were busted enough with
how slow he and Fee were taking things. Sure, the
make-out sessions were hot and the heavy petting
was incredible. Ash didn't think he'd ever get used
to Fee's hands on him, but he was getting anxious
to get to the next level with Fee.
The door opened, and one of Jae's line cooks
walked in. Ash shifted his weight between his feet.
"I know. I'm just …"
"I get you, bro," Jack said in that big brother
voice he used when he thought Ash needed to be
talked down from doing something crazy. He
patted Ash on the shoulder. "No worries."
"Thanks. I'll be right back, okay?" Ash bolted
out of the apartment before Jack could say anything
else and jogged down the stairs to the front stoop
of his building.
A few minutes later he spotted Fee coming
down the sidewalk in his direction. Ash bounded
out to meet him. "Hey," he said, peering up at Fee
with what was probably a goofy grin on his face.
Ash couldn't bring himself to care. He flung his
arms around Fee's neck and tugged him down for a
kiss. "I missed you. Where've you been?"
Fee smiled against Ash's lips and transferred the
bags he was carrying into one hand so he could
wrap his free arm around Ash's waist and tug him
close. "Donovan's computer was a mess. He
opened an attachment from an unknown sender and
unleashed a pretty nasty virus." Fee shook his head
and squeezed Ash a little tighter. "I don't get it.
Donovan should've known better. He said he just
misread the name at first. Could've happened to
anyone, I guess, but it took me forever to get it all
sorted."
Ash resisted the urge to roll his eyes.
Misread
the name. Yeah. A likely story.
He'd bet good
money Donovan had wrecked his computer
intentionally. "Why didn't you text me to let me
know?" he asked.
Fee shrugged and nuzzled his throat. "Sorry. I
would have, but I forgot my phone at my apartment.
At least, I hope it's there. I don't want to have to
buy another one."
Ash frowned. Fee's lips felt good.
Really
good.
It would have been nice to just tilt his head back
and enjoy it, but he couldn't stop thinking about
Donovan. "Do you think he might have done it on
purpose?"
Fee drew back and blinked at him. "What?"
"Donovan. What if he knew it was a virus and
opened it anyway?"
"Why would he do that?"
Ash sighed. "I told you. He wants you, and he
hates me."
Fee's arm fell away from his waist. "Ash …"
"I know you don't believe me, but I'm telling
you, that guy has glared at me like he wants to rip
my balls off for the last
three
book club meetings,
and not just because I didn't read the book the first
time. Didn't you notice him yesterday?"
Fee shook his head, his expression doubtful. "I
noticed him asking you more questions than anyone
else, yeah, but I thought it was just because of what
happened the last time when we discussed Tinka.
He doesn't like to be wrong."
True.
Ash could tell that about Donovan, despite
their limited acquaintance. But deep down, he
knew whatever resentment Donovan harbored
toward him had less to do with the book club
discussions and more to do with Donovan's
feelings for Fee. At the meeting the day before
they'd talked about a dystopian sci-fi novel, one
that Ash hadn't enjoyed anywhere near as much as
the steampunk romance from the month prior, but
he'd still diligently read the book and prepared
himself for whatever questions might come up.
Unsurprisingly, he and Donovan had argued over
some plot points, and the group had been split
down the middle between the people who agreed
with Ash and those who agreed with Donovan.
Ash figured Donovan hadn't been particularly
happy about the fact that Fee had sided with Ash
instead of him.
"Ash," Fee said slowly. "Even if you're right—
and I'm not totally convinced that you are—it
doesn't change anything. I don't want him anymore.
I'm over it. You and I are together. Just us. You
told me I could trust you, and I do. So do the same
for me, all right? Let this stuff with Donovan go."
As much as Ash didn't like the situation, he
couldn't argue with Fee's words. It'd been almost a
month to the day since they'd made things official,
since he'd asked Fee to trust him. That sort of thing
had to go both ways. Ash couldn't ask for trust but
not give it back.
He pushed the thoughts of Donovan aside and
grinned up at Fee. "As you wish," he said, hoping
to lighten the mood. He didn't want to let his
jealousy ruin the night.
After a moment, Fee shook his head and
chuckled softly. "See? And now you're in on all
these jokes, Farm Boy." He leaned down and
kissed Ash, slow and lingering. "So you can't say
he suits me better than you."
Ash laughed. Yeah, thanks to Fee, he knew all
about
The Princess Bride
, and the Inigo Montoya
T-shirt finally made sense. He couldn't believe
he'd somehow missed that movie growing up, but
he'd never had much interest in films that didn't
involve explosions, crazy car chases, or lots of
blood and gore. It had surprised him, actually, how
much he'd enjoyed the movie when Fee made him
watch it a couple of weeks ago.
"Come on," Ash said. He reached for Fee's hand
and smiled broadly when Fee's fingers laced
together with his. "Let's go inside before Carley
sends out a search party."
10.2
Ash showed up at Jack's apartment just after
kickoff on Sunday afternoon. "I brought friends,"
he said, holding up a six-pack of beer when his
brother answered the door.
Jack laughed. "Well, a man can never have too
many friends."
Ash followed him back to the kitchen where
Jack already had pizza waiting. Jack set two
bottles of beer on the counter and put the rest in the
fridge.
"Come on. Game's already started," Jack said as
he popped the tops off the beers. Ash picked up the
pizza and took it to the living room. He set the
pizza box on the coffee table and settled on the
couch with a slice. Jack was his usual mad man
self, commenting after every play, trying to coach
from the living room.
"I don't think they can hear you. Maybe if you
yelled from the porch?" Ash suggested.
"Oh, come on!" Jack shouted at the TV. Ash
chuckled and got two more beers from the fridge
as the game clock ticked down to end the half. He
handed one to Jack, and Jack muted the halftime
show.
"I'm going to propose to Mari," Jack said.
"I thought you already asked."
"We talk about it a lot, but I think it's time."
"It's past time, bro."
"I'm going to do it right."
Ash chuckled. "There's a wrong way to do it?"
He'd never considered proposing himself, but now
that Jack was talking about it, Ash wondered if Fee
would want that. Someday.
"I know we tease her about it, but I think she
really wants it. The ring, the ceremony." Jack
shrugged. "Maybe even kids."
Ash elbowed Jack in the side. "Who are you
kidding? You've always wanted to be a dad."
"Well, we did have a good role model."
"Yeah, we did," Ash said quietly. Their father
had always been there for them. They'd both
caused their share of trouble growing up, and their
dad had always been on their side, no matter who
started it. At least until they got home. Then he'd
let them know how disappointed he was in them.
That was always the worst. Ash would have
almost preferred he yell at them, ground them or
something. "Still, I was so afraid after the Landrys
caught me and Bobby Wayne kissing behind their
shed."
"Why?"
"I didn't want to come out like that, to let him
down that way."
"Let him down? Are you kidding?" Jack put a
hand on Ash's shoulder. "He was proud of you, you
know. He still is."
"Why?" Ash asked.
"Because after that, you started being who you
are. You stopped hiding it."
"What do you mean hiding it? He
knew
before
that?"
"Dude, we all knew. It's not like he needed a
crystal ball to figure it out or anything. You did
come out to us when you were twelve."
"I did not."
Jack laughed. "Did, too. Don't you remember?"
"No." Ash shook his head. The first time he
could remember talking to his parents about his
sexuality was when he was sixteen, after the
Landrys had called to tell them Ash wasn’t
allowed near Bobby Wayne ever again.
"You came in and said 'I don't think I like girls
that way.' Mom looked at you and said 'Okay, dear.
Eat your peas.' And that was it. You really don't
remember that?"
"And you guys thought that was coming out?
Come on, I was twelve."
"And?" Jack asked with a shrug.
"And …" Ash started to respond, but then he
thought about it. He had lost his virginity the next
year, so maybe he had known then. "I just didn't
want him to be ashamed of what I was."
"What, his son? I'm sure he realizes that can't be
helped. Although I did ask for a sister, not a pain
in the ass," Jack said, reaching over to ruffle Ash's
hair.
"You're funny." Ash smacked at Jack's hand and
smoothed his hair down. "So, how are you going to
do it?"
"Propose?"
Ash rolled his eyes and pointed at the
television. "No, coach for the Bears. Of course
propose, dummy."
"I was thinking," Jack started.
"That's always a dangerous thing."
Jack
glared
at Ash
before
continuing.
"Thanksgiving. Since Mom and Dad are flying in.
Mom's going to let me have Grandma's ring."
Ash took a long sip from his beer. "And you're
going to give it to her in front of all of us?"
"Well, yeah. And Marisol's family. What do you
think?"
"Don't believe in doing anything small, do you?"
"Ash."
"I think it's great, man. Really. And if that
doesn't pressure her to finally say yes, nothing