The Pirate Bride (3 page)

“Captain, bathing does not at all dissuade me.”

“And laundry?”

“It will be a new…adventure,” he admitted.

“Adventure,” Red mused. “Well, then. Swear. On the Bible.”

“Do most of your captives believe in God, Captain?”

“Most men claim not to give a damn if the devil takes them, but I don’t believe you’re the average man. Then again, at the point of death, a man’s beliefs have a tendency to change. I’ve seen many a supposed disbeliever cry out to heaven when he knows his death is imminent. So, swear or return to the brig.”

He picked up the Bible and gave his oath.

When he set it down he said, “Laundry…and bathing. I can only assume then, given that I have correctly ascertained our direction, we’re heading for Nassau.”

“Nassau, New Providence. You know it?” Red asked politely. “You don’t appear to be the type of man who spends much time there.”

“I’ve been there,” Logan said.

“Well?” Red demanded, when Logan continued to stand there.

“Will I be allowed to go ashore?”

“Yes.”

“How magnanimous of you.”

Red turned those striking eyes full on him. “Pirates do have honor, as you keep pointing out to me. I will see to it that everyone is made aware that you are a captive and where you belong. Should you attempt to escape, any one of them would happily kill you, because we’ll have a bounty on your head, a fair sum for your return—dead or alive,” Red said pleasantly.

“That won’t be necessary,” Logan said.

“Really?”

“I have given my word. And, Captain, if you’re curious, I do believe in God, in the hereafter and in purgatory. I prefer to spend my full share of years upon this earth, but I am not afraid to die.”

“Bravo,” Red said dryly.

“
You
are obviously not afraid to die,” Logan said.

Red once again set down the quill. “You said it so well, Lord Haggerty. I would prefer to spend my time upon the earth, rather than beneath it—or as fish food, as might well be my fate. But I am not afraid of death. You may go now.”

“I am handcuffed.”

“So you are.”

“It’s difficult to do laundry in handcuffs.”

“That matter will be rectified.”

“Captain Red Robert…” Logan said musingly.

“What now?”

“You, too, do not seem to be the type of…man to spend time in New Providence.”

“And why is that?”

“I’ve not seen all that many well-bathed gentlemen upon the island.”

“I have certainly never claimed to be a gentleman, much less do I claim the title of ‘lord.’”

“I definitely do claim it—it just doesn’t mean a great deal.”

“Many a man buys his bath on New Providence,” Red said impatiently.

“Yes, and many other things.” Logan grinned knowingly, as one man to another.

“Are you talking just to annoy me, or to avoid doing laundry?”

Logan smiled. “Well, it
is
in the articles of piracy that there should be no women aboard a ship. Bad luck, you know and brawls between the men.”

“If you’re asking me if you can buy a whore on the island, Lord Haggerty, you might want to recall that you are a captive, and as such, you have no coin
.
”

Logan was still grinning. “That would be ‘no,’ then?”

“Do you wish to return to the brig?” Red demanded.

“Not at all. I am quite intrigued by the concept of laundry.”

“Aye, I don’t imagine a lord knows much about it.”

“I pronounce it ‘laird,’” Logan said, surprised by his own sudden irritability.

“A Scotsman, then?” Red said politely. “I had noticed the accent.”

“Indeed.”

Red stared at him. “No better than an Englishman, I’m afraid.” Red’s voice rose. “Brendan!”

The door opened; Brendan was waiting.

Logan cleared his throat and lifted his hands. “You have my word,” he said seriously.

“Captain, seeing as the man has sworn, may I remove the shackles?”

Red Robert had returned to the quill and paper but gave a slight nod.

Brendan grinned. Logan realized the captain’s right-hand man liked him, or at least respected him. He realized, as well, that Brendan bore a resemblance to the captain, or vice versa. They were both far too young for this life.

Then again, few grew old in it.

“Laundry, I’m afraid,” Brendan said.

Logan shrugged. “Lead me to it.”

S
HE HEARD LAUGHTER
on deck.

Laughter!

Red stood and walked to the cabin windows. Shifting the drape slightly aside, she stared at the improbable sight on deck. The men were teaching their prisoner the art of laundry.

He had already found himself a comfortable niche within the group, which told her that he was either a fearless idiot or very brave indeed. Either way, he was dangerous.

There was a knock at the door, which opened before Red could find out who was there or ask him to enter. It was Brendan.

“Aha!” he said. “You’re spying on our captive.”

“I’m the captain,” Red said irritably. “I can spy on anyone I want.”

“The captain.” Brendan laughed, then sat, placing his feet up on her desk, at ease and amused. “He’s quite a man, is he not?”

“Interesting, at least.”

“And a good swordsman.”

“Yes, I noticed.” A finger rose to her cheek, as if on its own.

“It’s a nick. It won’t scar.”

“I am scarred to the quick as it is, Brendan.”

“Ah, but that’s your soul, not your flesh.”

Red shooed him away from the desk and sat herself. “We’re heading for New Providence.”

“Aye, that’s been your course. But—”

“We can sell this new cargo there.”

“We can get more for it in the colonies.”

“I don’t want to travel so far with this much treasure. Word of what we have will get out, and we’ll be under attack by every untrustworthy sailor out there. It may be considered ill luck to attack a fellow pirate, but most of the time our peers are greedier than they are superstitious.”

Brendan was silent for a while before changing the subject. “I know I have been tormenting you lately, but you must know this life we lead can’t go on forever. How long do you plan to carry on this charade?”

“As long as it takes.”

He leaned forward. “It grows more dangerous every day. And I don’t like going into Nassau. It’s a lair of the worst filth known to humanity. The fellow sharing your rum bottle one moment will gladly share his dagger the next.”

“That’s why the entire crew is careful and ever watchful of one another’s backs,” Red said.

Brendan shook his head. “You want to go to Nassau to see if you can’t find out where
he’s
heading.”

“Of course.”

Brendan fell silent again.

“Will you please stop fretting?” Red finally demanded, aggravated.

“Lately…lately I’ve been afraid, I admit. Look, we’ve done well…we could find some place, assume new identities…we could live decent lives. Real lives. There are places in America where we could disappear.”

“It isn’t about money, Brendan.”

Brendan shook his head. “Bobbie, you know the kind of man he is. He’s going to be killed by someone, somewhere.”

“Oh, really? He’s managed to spend nearly two decades making his fortune off the terror and tragedy of others. Besides, I would prefer to kill him myself,” Red said sharply. “And stop calling me Bobbie, please. I’m Captain Red.”

Brendan looked aggravated. “You’re Roberta, Bobbie to me, no matter what charade we’re playing. We’ve survived this far together, but we used to be…you used to listen to me. I have a terrible feeling we’ve taken things too far.”

The set of Red’s features was stubborn. “Brendan,” she said, and there was steel in her voice, as well as a certain compassion, “if you wish to quit, you may do so. I can set you ashore at a safe harbor of your choosing, and you can take passage on a ship to the colonies. You can claim to have been the victim of a kidnapping for all the time we’ve been at sea, God knows, it will not have been the first such time that has happened.”

“Bobbie, God knows I have fought, and fought hard, at your side. I have risked my life, just as you have risked yours.”

“No one has fought harder,” she agreed.

“But I can’t help but admit to this strange desire to survive.”

“I want to survive, too. Instinct, I suppose.”

“There is a life out there for you…somewhere.”

“Brendan, what, in all the time that we have shared together, have I known that might be construed as an actual
life?
”

She saw the pain in his eyes. Brendan had shared so much with her from the beginning. Terror. Poverty. Servitude, threats, abuse, and an elite governing body that had turned its collective back upon them. She had finally discovered the only true kinship she had ever known among the pirate brethren.

Brendan rose suddenly. “Who knows? Maybe if our wretched old mistress had sent you off to a decent and compassionate—albeit old and disease-riddled—man, things would have been different.”

She cast him a furious stare.

“What a wonderful suggestion, Brendan. I could have lived a wretched life as a syphilitic whore and then died a wretched death. I’ll take a sword,” she added softly.

“Bobbie—”

“Stop calling me Bobbie!”

“The men know your name.”

“Our prisoner does not.”

“The prisoner you’ve been spying on. If you’re so intrigued, come out and join your men, Captain Red Robert.”

“If you wish to be nothing but a pest, you should leave and enjoy the company of the prisoner and the men,” Red said irritably.

“I’ll do so,” Brendan said, and grinned.

When he was gone, Red stared at the door, wondering why she felt so ridiculously annoyed. And worried. Brendan’s certainty that they had taken their act-turned-real-life too far was beginning to make her uneasy despite herself. She gritted her teeth, looking at the lists she was preparing regarding the division of their take. The words seemed to swim before her. She was getting cabin fever. She had stayed locked up in her small realm on the ship for too long. She needed air.

Brendan’s accusations were true. She
was
obsessed. But
he
was out there. And she meant to find him, to kill him, or die in the trying.

Blair Colm.

So many years had passed. But if she closed her eyes…

When she slept too sweetly…

She could see it all again as if it had happened just yesterday. They’d been but children then.

There were men who fought because they fought for a cause. Others sought riches, titles, to better themselves in life.

And some were simply cruel. Some enjoyed watching the pain they caused others. They considered it only a bonus that slicing men, women and children to death often came with a reward, as well. Blair Colm was one of those men.

It was amazing that she and Brendan had survived….

But there had been so many others to kill.

And so they had been sold into indentured servitude in the colonies instead.

She had hated Lady Fotherington almost as much as she had hated Blair Colm. Prim, bony, iron-haired, iron-willed, she had thought that indentured servants did best when beaten at least once a week. To her way of thinking, certain nationalities created beings of lesser value, and Roberta and Brendan were certainly that.

Red looked at her hands, and sniffed. It had not been difficult to play the part of a man as far as the delicacy of her hands went. She had spent her days scrubbing…anything from the hearth in the kitchen to Ellen Fotherington’s hideous feet. The only kindness she had ever known had come from Ellen’s spinster daughter, Lygia. As tall and thin and bony as her mother, she rarely spoke in front of anyone. Red had finished with her tasks late one night and slipped into the office that had belonged to the late Lord Fotherington, and had found Lygia there, reading. Red had been terrified, certain she would receive an extra beating, but the great rows of books had beckoned to her forever. Stammering, she had tried to think up an excuse, but Lygia had actually smiled, and the smile had made her, if not beautiful, compelling. “Shh. I’m not supposed to be here, either. I am supposed to follow other arts, such as music and dance, but I do so love my father’s room. If only he had lived….”

He hadn’t lived, however. He had died of a flux. And so Ellen Fotherington had come to rule the mansion in Charleston, where she entertained statesmen, lords, ladies, artists and the gentry. She ordered the finest merchandise from England and France, and tea all the way from China. She ruled her house like a despot, and her only regret in life was that her daughter resembled
her,
and not her dashing husband.

The promise of a fortune should have seen Lygia well married, but she had read too many books over the years. She refused. She refused the young swains who were not old and ugly, but were only after her money. She refused the fellows who were so old they did not deem her ugly. Her mother had forced misery upon her, just as she did her servants, indentured, most of them, and little better than slaves. But Ellen had never been able to whip or bully Lygia into marriage.

So Red had been blessed with one friend. One who virtually gave her the world, because they shared a passion for books.

Ellen had a way of truly making slaves of her servants. If their time of servitude should come to completion, they were accused of taking something, using something…doing something. And so they owed her more time.

Red had seen many die in her service.

They had died because they had no hope. Their eyes had died long before their bodies had given out. Their spirits had perished. Mortal flesh could do nothing more than follow.

Ellen Fotherington did not hack people to pieces. She did not steal their birthrights. She took what made life most precious: freedom, and their very souls.

In Red’s case, she had determined to curry favor by shipping her to France and giving her to a hideous little count with gout and a dozen other wretched diseases to use as he wished. Under lock and key, Red was sent back across the Atlantic.

It was then that Red Robert, the most deadly pirate on the high seas, had been born.