Read The Procane Chronicle Online
Authors: Ross Thomas
Tags: #Fiction, #Mystery & Detective, #General, #Thrillers
“Okay, what?”
“If you check Procane out, don’t check him out too hard. He’s got a few million dollars tucked away here and there and I don’t think you’ve ever had a few million dollars land on you.”
“Money don’t scare me.”
“Then you’ve got guts all right. No brains, but guts.”
Frann shook his head slowly and then smiled at me. I could find nothing friendly in it. “I haven’t told you everything, St. Ives.”
“But you’re going to.”
“I’ve been saving a little.”
“Okay. What?”
“While I was waiting for you to come out of the men’s crapper.”
“Well?”
“Well, I seen who went in.”
“And?”
“And a blue United airline bag went in at the same time.”
“So?”
“So I happened to recognize the party that carried the bag in.”
“But you’re not going to tell me who.”
He shook his head again. “No, I think this Mr. Procane would be a little more interested in that than you are.” He turned toward the door and made it almost halfway there before he turned and grinned at me again with absolutely no humor. “Like I said, money don’t scare me none. It don’t scare me at all.”
Then he was gone and I walked over to the phone and dialed Procane’s number. When he came on I told him about Frann and what he’d said.
“What do you think?” Procane said.
“He might be trying some kind of a shakedown. I’m not sure. But I’m going to try to get him off your back. At least for the next few days. But to do that I’ll have to promise something.”
“What?”
“To reveal the name of my client. You.”
“When?”
“Not before Friday or Saturday.”
“Under the circumstances, I suppose it has to come out”
“I can stall it though.”
“All right,” Procane said. “Do what you think best.”
After we hung up I called another number and then had to wait a minute or so before the extension I asked for wasn’t busy. Finally, I got through and when I did a gruff voice that was almost a snarl said, “Detective Deal speaking.”
“This is St. Ives.”
“What do you want?”
“You’ve got a poacher.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
“You remember that young cop who was at the laundromat that night? His name’s Frann.”
“What about him?”
“He’s using his time off to investigate Bobby Boykins’s murder.”
“Yeah,” Deal said and put a little interest into the word, but not much.
“He’s bothering me. I don’t like to be bothered by snot-nosed cops.”
“Jesus, that’s really too bad.”
“It’s not just that I don’t like it. What’s more important is that my client might not like it.”
“I feel sorry for him too. Whoever he is.”
“Get Frann to stop bothering me and I’ll tell you.”
“You’re beginning to interest me, St. Ives. What’s Frann been doing to you?”
“For one thing he’s been tailing me.”
“When?”
“This morning—and I suppose this afternoon.” There was a brief silence and then Deal said, “When do you want to talk?”
“Friday is as soon as I can make it.”
“Okay. Friday’s fine.”
“What about Frann?”
“Oller and I’ll take care of him.”
“Can I count on that?”
“As much as you can count on anything.”
I
TOOK A RISK,
of course, when I called Deal to get Officer Francis X. Frann off Procane’s back. It might have been worth a little money, or even a lot, for Procane to learn who Frann had seen going into the airline terminal men’s room. Whoever carried the United bag in may have been a member of the team that had killed Bobby Boykins, thrown Jimmy Peskoe out of a hotel window, and was now planning to knock off the million-dollar heroin buy in Washington and then blame it on Procane.
But it seemed logical that if Frann had recognized whoever it was that had gone into the men’s room, Oller and Deal would know all about it within a few hours—as soon as they caught up with Frann. A young rookie cop doesn’t hold out information long from two seasonal homicide detectives, not if he likes his job. Or even if he doesn’t.
And, too, once Deal and Oller found out who it was that Frann had spotted, they just might catch up with him in time to spoil whatever plans he had for stealing the drug merchant’s million.
I spent the rest of the afternoon and part of the evening indulging in a mild bout of self-congratulation on how my cleverness and cunning probably had saved Procane no little money and much grief. I even made some notes that I felt might be included in the report that I’d been commissioned to write on the million-dollar steal. I was still feeling a little puffed up and debating about whether to open a bottle of fine $2.98 California champagne when the phone rang. It was Janet Whistler.
“Are you busy?”
“Not at all.”
“I’m downstairs. In the lobby. And I’m hungry.”
“Come on up and we’ll figure something out.”
When she took off her coat I saw that she wore a dark-blue dress that was low at the hem and high at the neck. Like most males, I was a fiercely partisan supporter of the miniskirt, but we seemed to be losing the battle to whoever it was that hated women enough to dress them up in clothes that made them look like they were all set to go duck hunting.
“I thought you’d be plotting far into the night,” I said as I hung up her coat.
“That’s all done. Procane believes in relaxing before a job.”
“How does he go about it?”
“With Doctor Constable.”
I must have looked at her questioningly as I moved toward the Pullman kitchen because she said, “Dr. John Constable. He’s Procane’s analyst.”
“What would you like to drink?”
“How’re your martinis?”
“They’ve drawn a few rave notices.”
“I’ll try one.”
The secret of my martinis was that I didn’t put any vermouth in them. None at all. Few seemed to care as long as the gin was cold. I tried to stick to Scotch and water.
She sat in the same chair that Frann had sat in earlier that day and sipped her drink. She wrinkled her nose and said, “Straight gin?”
“I’m out of vermouth.”
She handed the drink back to me. “Put a dash of Scotch in it. That’ll kill the juniper berries.”
I did as told and this time she nodded after taking another sip. “Fine.”
“Procane’s not having a session tonight, is he?” I said.
“No, they like to get together socially. Procane fascinates Constable. And as I told you, Procane needs somebody to talk to.”
“About tomorrow?” I tried to keep the surprise out of my voice. I don’t think I succeeded.
She smiled, but it seemed a little grim. “The sanctity of the couch. It’s almost as good as the confession box.”
“Where’s Wiedstein?”
“With his wife and kiddies.”
“I didn’t know he was married.”
“Very much so. He has three children. Twin girls, a boy, and a nice Italian wife who thinks he’s New York’s most dynamic life-insurance salesman. It gets him out of the house at night.”
“That leaves only you without solace or comfort.”
“I thought I’d come to the right place.”
I put my drink down, rose, and walked over to her. “You did.”
She took a swallow of her martini, a slow swallow, and then carefully set it on a table. I found the move stagey. What she really needed were some long gloves that she could begin to strip off in a careful, thoughtful manner.
She looked up at me and smiled and then smoothed her long hair back with both hands. Then she extended them toward me. “I don’t need too much romancing,” she said. “Just a little.”
I drew her up and kissed her. It was a long, satisfying kiss and the gin that I tasted in her mouth had an erotic flavor to it. She stepped back, did something with her hands behind her neck, and then was out of her dress. She had nothing else on but pantyhose and she began to peel those off slowly, without shyness, as if she were a little proud of the effect that she knew it would have.
It took me a little longer to get rid of my clothes, but not much. Then we were locked together again, trying to devour each other’s mouths, thrusting and squirming against each other, until she gave a little cry and shuddered and looked up at me.
“Hurt me a little first,” she said.
“Where?”
“Here.” She took my hand and guided it to where she wanted to be hurt. “Hard. Again.” She gave another cry. “Oh, God, again! Please, please again!” So I hurt her some more because she wanted me to and she said, “Now with your mouth, please with your mouth, oh please.”
Then we were on the rug between the chairs pounding down and up at each other and I felt her fingernails rake my back, which I didn’t like because she did it again, making me plunge into her brutally and she said, “Oh my God, yes!” and now we came together, or at least almost together, subsiding slowly, and then she whispered, “I needed that,” as if it had been a stiff drink rather than a stiff something else.
So it had been sex with plenty of lust, if not love or even liking, but since that was the only kind that I’d had for some time, I wasn’t going to complain, not even about the raking fingernails. The act seemed to have been a kind of tonic for her and now neither of us owed each other anything except perhaps a fairly polite thank you, but maybe not even that.
She sat up after a while and slipped her dress over her head, shivering a little from what must have been the cold. It couldn’t have been modesty. “What do you think about chili?” she said.
“I have a certain amount of respect for it; at least my stomach does.”
“I know an almost secret place that serves the best in town. I’ll let you in on it because you’re such a good fuck.”
“You’re not bad yourself.”
“I know,” she said as she pulled on her pantyhose.
I got dressed slowly in between swallows of my drink. She watched as she finished her martini which must have been warm, but she didn’t seem to mind.
“How do you keep in shape?” she said.
“I don’t.”
“You look good. What are you, six feet?”
“Five-eleven.”
“One-sixty?”
“About that.”
“Diet?”
I shook my head. “I was born with a happy metabolism.”
“Then you can eat chili.”
“I can eat anything. It’s only afterward that I sometimes wish I hadn’t.”
She looked around the apartment as if seeing it for the first time. “When I was up here before I didn’t think this place looked like you. Now I do.”
“I suppose that’s some kind of a compliment.”
“I mean the poker table and the three million paperbacks and the covered typewriter and all. It looked like a pose.”
“For what?”
“For oh-so-carefully-casual.”
“Oh.”
“But you really are, aren’t you?”
“Carefully casual?”
“No, I mean you just really don’t give a shit.”
“This place came with my alimony payments.”
“What happened?”
“To the payments? She got married again.”
“Any kids?”
“A boy. He’s six.”
“What’s he like?”
“Smart. Like his mother.”
“What was she like?”
“She was a nice girl.”
“But a little ambitious.”
“A lot of wives are.”
“I’ll bet she married money.”
“A great deal of it.”
“I’ll also bet you busted up shortly after she found out.”
“Found out what?”
“That you didn’t want it bad enough to do anything about it.”
“Money?”
“Yes.”
“It wasn’t only money.”
“Social position then.”
“Being married to a columnist is one thing; being married to a go-between is another. She thought it was a step down. A long one.”
“What did you think?”
“I agreed with her.”
“But you took it anyway.”
“I told you I was a little short on ambition.”
“But I didn’t believe you; now I think I do.”
“Maybe I should see Procane’s analyst.”
She looked at me—a little critically, I thought. “I don’t think so. You’re not freaky enough. He likes the real freaky ones, probably because he’s so far out himself.”
“How?”
She shrugged. “I went with him for a while. He had some funny kinks. Really weird.”
“Such as?”
“Costumes, masks, that sort of thing.”
“It didn’t do much for you?”
“Not for me, but he liked it.”
“Is he any good?”
“Professionally?”
“Yes.”
“He thinks so.” She paused a moment and then smiled. “He liked to dress up like Peter Pan best of all. Maybe that tells you something about him.”
“I’ll work on it. You want another drink?”
“No, not now.”
“Then let’s go find that chili.”
It was nearly eight o’clock when we came out of the Adelphi entrance and turned left. We had decided to walk because the chili parlor that Janet Whistler had discovered was over on Fortieth Street, a little more than six blocks away. The weather was somewhere between crisp and cold and I remember thinking that a bowl of chili would taste good, even if I later had to ransack the medicine cabinet for something to put out the fire.
I spotted him sitting behind the wheel of the car that was parked in a no-parking zone. He didn’t look at me and for a moment I thought he may have felt that if he remained absolutely still, it would make him invisible. The car was a three-year-old yellow Camaro with a 327 engine. I gave him a cheery enough wave, but he didn’t wave back.
“Wait a minute,” I said to Janet Whistler and tried to open the door that was next to the curb, but it was locked. I went around to the driver’s side and tried that door, but it was locked, too. I noticed that the keys were in the ignition. The shoulder harness was strapped across his chest. His eyes were open and so was his mouth, the lips just slightly parted, but now that he was dead, they didn’t look quite so girlish.
Janet Whistler was staring at him through the windshield. “Is he dead?”
“Yes.”
“Who is he?”
“A cop called Francis X. Frann,”
“Do you know him?”
“Yes and I think we’re going to have to skip the chili.”
She nodded. “Has he got anything to do with us?”