The Reaper (6 page)
"It's just an appointments book," Joy explained. "Baptisms, weddings and funerals and the odd Parish Council meeting."
Mitchell licked his sticky fingers and wiped them on a paper napkin before handling the diary.
"This is the ninth, the day of the burglary."
"Is it? I wouldn't remember."
"You had a day off by the looks of things.";
"That's right. I'm busy on!the Sabbath, you see. I take my day off some time in the week."
"What do you do? Potter about the house?"
"No, I need to get out of the village. There are interruptions if I stay in."
"So you wouldn't have had a visit from Stanley?"
"I wasn't here."
"You're certain?"
Otis Joy hesitated. Did Mitchell have some information? "I told you I went out for the day. What's this about?"
Mitchell turned over the page and looked at the innocuous entries for the 10th: a visit to the church school for scripture lesson; two home calls on recently bereaved families; a wedding preparation meeting; an ecumenical meeting with the Methodist and Catholic clergy at Warminster.
"It's about money," Mitchell said, and Otis Joy twitched.
"Damned flies," he said, rubbing his face.
"On the day of the burglary, Mr. Burrows visited the bank and took out a hundred pounds in cash from his personal account. When he was found, he had less than twenty in his wallet."
"Wasn't some cash stolen from the cottage?"
"Ninety-two pounds. But that was in the morning. He drew out this money in the afternoon."
"And spent about eighty apparently," said the rector, trying to sound uninterested. "Perhaps he had a bill to pay."
"According to the parish account book, he paid a hundred and sixty-two pounds into the church account the same afternoon. Seventy of that was the takings from the bring-and-buy morning. I think the other ninety-two was his own money."
"Why?"
"I think he was too ashamed to tell anyone it was church money that was stolen in the burglary."
Joy frowned. "He didn't say anything to me about it."
"He wouldn't, would he?" said George. "You didn't see him to speak to."
"1 mean he could easily have phoned." The rector sighed heavily. "But you must be right, George. This puts everything in a different light."
"How do you mean, sir?"
Otis Joy's brain was in overdrive. "Knowing Stanley as I do, it would be a body blow to lose church money through carelessness. Devastating. The cash must have been lying around in the house. Usually he banked everything at the first opportunity. He'd take this as a personal failure. I don't like to think of the torment the poor man suffered."
George Mitchell was saying nothing.
"So," the rector summed up, "you've got your explanation. Poor Stanley. He made up the money from his own savings rather than let anyone know. And even then he couldn't live with the shame of it."
This plausible theory seemed to find favour. George nodded, wiped his forehead and replaced his police cap.
"George, you must come here again when you're off duty," said Joy. "Do you play chess, by any chance?"
"Not my game, sir."
"Well, I wouldn't challenge you to Cluedo. With your police training, you must be red hot. Scrabble?"
"I get the tiles out with my wife once in a while."
"Let's indulge, then. How about Monday evening?"
George looked bemused by the prospect of Scrabble with the rector. "All right, sir. Monday evening it is."
"Shall we say seven-thirty? And do call me Otis. Everyone does."
STANLEY HAD A BIGGER send-off than any departing Fox-ford soul in years. People were standing at the back of the church. There just wasn't room for the extra chairs from the church hall. Former pupils and teaching colleagues came from miles around. The school choir filled the front pews and the singing was glorious.
The Reverend Joy was equal to the occasion. He was in his element that morning, telling the mourners it had become the custom to treat funerals as the celebration of a life and that Stanley's life was worthy of more than that—of a fanfare— regardless of the tragic circumstances of his passing.
He told an enchanting story to illustrate Stanley's devotion to the church: "Sometimes at the end of a service, when we look at the offerings on the collection plate we find a foreign coin—put there by mistake, I'm sure, along with the occasional button."
He waited for some murmured amusement, and got it.
"And you can't get anything back for foreign coins, unfortunately. The exchange bureaux refuse to accept them, so what do we do with them? For years, and long before my time as rector, they were put in an old tin that once held toffees. This troubled Stanley, this money earning nothing for the church. So when he went on holiday to Spain last year—I think it was his first foreign holiday—he said he would take the half-dozen or so peseta coins with him. I said yes, we'd be glad to get shot of them and perhaps he would like to chip in a few English coins in their place. But no, Stanley's idea wasn't to spend the money. He meant to find a Spanish church that kept their foreign coins and do an exchange. A lovely thought, typical of Stanley's thoroughness.
"I think he must have spent most of his time on the Costa del Sol calling at churches instead of relaxing in the sun. Eventually he found a priest who produced a wooden box containing foreign coins, some of them English. They did their little deal, and Stanley returned with six coins of the realm. I congratulated him. He said yes, it was progress, but unfortunately the coins had been kept a long time. They were pennies of the old sort, no longer legal tender. However, he hoped we might be able to sell them. They went into the toffee tin.
"Not to be beaten, he got in touch with a coin dealer, who offered to come and look at them. Pennies of certain years when not many were minted can be worth quite a bit of money, we discovered. Our hopes were raised. But the pennies from Spain turned out be common ones and the dealer wasn't willing to make an offer. Then—of all;things—the dealer took an interest in the toffee tin. It was at least fifty years old, he said, and people collected old tins, so he gave us a fiver for it. Five pounds for a rusty old tin! Truly the Lord works in mysterious ways. So now we keep the pennies with all the foreign coins in a plastic Tupperware box and whenever I see it I think of Stanley's broad smile when his efforts finally paid off."
After the service, the coffin was taken to a local crematorium where the close family took leave of Stanley at the short committal conducted by Otis Joy. A younger brother from Leicester said a day that could have been an ordeal had been made uplifting by the rector's sensitive handling.
Back at the cottage, Stanley's family had got in a few salad things, some cooked meats and cheeses. And there was wine. It didn't amount to anything so riotous as a wake, but everyone was welcomed and the mood was relaxed and positive.
Stanley's brother Edward brought the rector a cup of tea and said, "I was wondering if by any chance you're from Market Harborough. There are quite a few Joys there."
"I'm sure there are. No, I've been asked before. No connection. I'm not sure where my family originated. Father travelled all over Europe. He was an acrobat."
"What—with a circus?"
"You name one—he was in it."
"And did you learn circus skills?"
"Am I one of the Joys of Spring? Not really. My parents died when I was seven. I could juggle a bit, once."
"Don't you keep it up?"
The rector laughed. "Not much call for juggling in the Church of England. As for walking the tight rope ..."
"Well, you need confidence to stand up and preach a sermon, I'm sure."
"True. But I have off days. Then I'm tempted to wake everyone up by walking up the aisle on my hands."
He moved into another room, spotted Rachel, and went over.
She was coping quite well one-handed, drinking tea, until he approached. The hand with the cup jerked and some slopped onto the carpet.
"Clumsy," she said, annoyed with herself. "Will it stain?"
"It won't trouble Stanley if it does."
The ends of her mouth curved. "True."
"I was about to ask how you're coping."
"Quite well until a moment ago."
"Back at work yet?"
"Yes. They make allowances."
He looked about him to make sure no one else was listening. "Ever done any simple accounting?"
Rachel pricked up her eyebrows in a look of mild alarm. "I leave all that to my husband."
"But you know the principles, I'm sure. Double entry bookkeeping, that sort of thing?"
"We had a few lessons at school. I don't think I shone, exactly. Why?"
He shrugged. "A wild guess. You have this aura of efficiency. I can picture you whipping out a calculator when you go shopping."
She was laughing. "An aura of efficiency! I've had some things said about me, but that's a first."
"Sorry," he said. "I guess that's the last thing a lady wishes to hear. I'm not very tactful, am I? I tell the prettiest woman in the village she's efficient."
She flushed scarlet. "That's a first as well."
He pointed to his collar. "With this on, Rachel, I can speak the truth without fear or favour. You know more about figure-work than you let on."
He moved off to another, group. Rachel remained where she was, dazed and disbelieving., j
Nearby, Owen Cumberbatch had cornered Peggy Winner and was airing a sensational theory. Poor old Stanley Burrows hadn't taken his own life. He was the rector's latest murder victim.
"Owen," Peggy said, "you do come out with the silliest nonsense. They were on the best of terms."
"Until something went wrong," said Owen, never at a loss. "Stanley must have found something out about the previous killings."
"Keep your voice down, for God's sake," she told him. "You're a disgrace, putting this kind of thing about."
"I believe in speaking the truth, however uncomfortable it is," Owen insisted.
"Like your nights out with your old chum Laurence Olivier. What sort of chumps do you think we are, Owen? You chance your arm all the time, just to get attention. We might have believed you the first time, some of us, but there are limits, you know."
"I've no need of attention. I'm pointing out facts that ought to be obvious."
"Facts? A load of apple sauce, and that's putting it politely. If you've got information, take it to the police."
"I might."
"I think you're jealous, just because he's popular with the ladies."
"My dear, I don't need to be jealous of anyone in that department. I've had my moments, and still would, given encouragement. But you put your finger on it when you speak of popularity. He's the golden boy. You've heard that expression 'He could get away with murder'? Well, a certain gentleman has and does, and I'm the only one who sees it, apparently."
THE INQUEST on Stanley Burrows found that he committed suicide. It was confirmed that he died of an overdose of amylobarbitone mixed with whisky. The burglary was thought to have so unhinged him that he took his own life. "I can think of no case that better illustrates that familiar phrase 'while the balance of his mind was disturbed,' " commented the coroner. "Here was a retired man living an orderly life in a quiet village whose peace of mind was cruelly shattered by someone entering his house and stealing his property. Not only his personal property, but ninety-two pounds that belonged to the church. Mr. Burrows was treasurer to the Parish Council and the money had been in his house ready to be taken to the bank. One of his last acts was to make good the loss from his own savings, but clearly he still felt he had let down the church. Whoever was responsible will have this on his conscience. It is a distressing end to a good life."
The only matter unexplained was how the amylobarbitone came into Stanley's possession. His GP stated that he had never prescribed this or any other sedative for Stanley. The drug was not much used these days. "It is not of over-riding importance," the coroner stated. "There is no question that the deceased had taken the drug, or that there was a supply of capsules in the cottage. One was found on the kitchen floor, and the empty whisky bottle was discovered on the table. That is established. We may speculate how he acquired them, allowing that amylobarbitone is rather outmoded. People don't often throw old medicines away when they have no further use for them. Sometimes we have to turn out someone's medicine cabinet after their death. I've done it more than once, and if I wanted some sleeping tablets without going to my doctor to ask for them, I could have kept them. It may be as simple as that. Or, more simple still, they may have been prescribed for Mr. Burrows years ago, when he was under the stress of full-time teaching, before he became a patient of his present doctor. The salient point is that he swallowed the tablets and a generous amount of whisky. As an intelligent man, he would have known it was a deadly combination."
Joy was not called to give evidence. No one knew Stanley had called at the rectory on the evening of his death. And no one knew the rector stocked almost as many varieties of sleeping pill as the average pharmacy. His years of visiting the sick, the dead and the bereaved had given him good opportunities.
The jury returned a verdict of suicide.
On the same evening PC George Mitchell called at the rectory for a game of Scrabble and told Joy how the inquest had turned out. They were having some close matches, and George usually won. He was better at spotting the squares that tripled the points.
BEFORE GARY left for New Orleans with his jazz cronies, he told Rachel her broken wrist wasn't going to stop him going.
She said with dignity, "Why should it? I can manage."
"I'm just telling you I don't feel guilty. You'd like me to feel a total shit, but I don't."
"Come off it, Gary. I didn't break the wrist on purpose."
"Just an act of God, was it?"
"What?"
"An act of God. It happened in the churchyard under the rector's nose. God arranged it. There's got to be some dividend from all the Sundays you've spent in Church."
"Drop it, Gary."
"God could have put the mockers on my trip, couldn't he? I'd have to be a right bastard to leave you here with a broken arm. Well, maybe I am. You take all the sympathy that's going. Wallow in it. I'll send you a postcard."
"I can't wait."
He left for Heathrow the same evening.
Rachel opened a bottle of wine to celebrate and picked up her copy of There
Goes the Bride,
in which she was cast as Miriam in the Frome Troupers' October production. She was half through her first glass when the doorbell rang. She said, "Heavens above!"—and had a premonition that Otis Joy was there. She dashed to the mirror and scraped her hair into place and freshened up her lipstick.
When she got to the door, Cynthia Haydenhall was standing there, all dressed up for a visit. The disappointment must have been screamingly obvious because Cynthia said, "Were you expecting someone else, then?"
"No. I was sitting with my feet up, having a glass of wine."
"Where's Gary?"
Cynthia was unstoppable when rooting out information.
"On his way to New Orleans for the jazz. He left this morning.
"Oh? How long?"
"Three weeks."
"And you didn't go?"
"It's a sad old lads'thing."
"You don't mind if I come in, then? I've heard something that will make your hair stand on end."
With a build-up like that, it was impossible to send her away.
Seated in Gary's armchair, with a glass of Merlot in her hand, Cynthia explained, "I know someone who knows someone who works for the church, in the diocesan office. She says—this is Gospel truth, Rachel—Marcus Glastonbury, the bishop who killed himself, was into SM."
"What's that?" said Rachel, thinking it must be shorthand for spirit messages, or some form of worship regarded with suspicion by the church establishment.
"Come on, amigo. We're grown-ups. What do you think it is? Sadomasochism."
Rachel was speechless, eyes popping.
"Isn't it shocking?" Cynthia launched into her hot gossip. "He liked to have his backside whacked by women in black corsets. The night he killed himself he was on the phone to some creature who called herself Madam Swish, 'able with a cane.' "
Now Rachel couldn't stop herself from giggling. "Say that again."
Cynthia repeated it, shaking with laughter. "It isn't funny at all really. I bet he didn't tell her what he did for a living."
"He wouldn't, would he? How do they know about this?"
"His credit card."
"He used his credit card to make the phone call?"
"Those sex lines are expensive. You'd jolly soon run out of coins."
"And they traced it back. The church people?" Rachel was smiling again, thinking of some pure-minded person in the diocesan office getting through to Madam Swish.
"No, the police. They found it on his bill from Visa. You see, his state of mind on the night he died has to be investigated. There's got to be an inquest. They reckon he was so ashamed after using the sex line that he killed himself."
"Poor bloke." She felt guilty now, for laughing.
"He'd marked his bible at some passage about harlots. It was found in the car with a porn mag."
"That's awful."
"Of course it won't get out," Cynthia said. "They're going to keep it confidential."
Some chance, with you telling all and sundry, thought Rachel. "Surely it will have to be made public at the inquest?"
Cynthia was at her most irritating now, airing her supposed inside knowledge. "There's no need for that. In a case like this, the police tell the coroner ahead of time and he agrees to take certain bits of the evidence as read. It won't affect the verdict. There's enough to show that he meant to commit suicide. I mean, you don't drive your car into a quarry and park it at the top by accident."
