The Rise of David Levinsky (44 page)

“Well, it’s no use trying to be funny, but I’ve pulled in five thousand dollars to-day.”

“Is that all?”

“Well, if you don’t believe me, what’s the use asking? What good would it do me to brag? If I say five thousand, it is five thousand. As a matter of fact, it ’ll amount to more.“ Whereupon he would slap his knee and roar.

He was a good-looking, florid-faced man with sparkling black eyes—a gay, boisterous fellow, one of those who are the first to laugh at their own jests. He was connected with the largest house in the cloak trade. Our relations were of a singular character. He was incessantly poking fun at me; nothing seemed to afford him more pleasure than to set a smokerful of passengers laughing at my expense. At the same time he seemed to like me. But then he hated me, too. As for me, I reciprocated both feelings.

One day, on the road, he made me the victim of a practical joke that proved an expensive lesson to me. The incident took place in a hotel in Cincinnati, Ohio. He “confidentially” let me see one of his samples, hinting that it was his “leader,” or best seller. He then went to do some telephoning, leaving the garment with me the while. Whereupon I lost no time in making a pencil-sketch of it, with a few notes as to materials, tints, and other details. I subsequently had the garment copied and spent time and money offering it to merchants in New York and on the road. It proved an unmitigated failure.

“You are a nice one, you are,” he said to me, with mock gravity, on a subsequent trip. “You copied that garment I showed you in Cincinnati, didn’t you?”

“What garment? What on earth are you talking about?” I lied, my face on fire.

“Come, come, Levinsky. You know very well what garment I mean. While I was away telephoning you went to work and made a sketch of it. It was downright robbery. That’s what
I
call it. Well, have you sold a lot of them?” And he gave me a merry wink that cut me as with a knife.

One of the things about which he often made fun of me was my Talmud gesticulations, a habit that worried me like a physical defect. It was so distressingly un-American. I struggled hard against it. I had made efforts to speak with my hands in my pockets; I had devised other means for keeping them from participating in my speech. All of no avail. I still gesticulate a great deal, though much less than I used to.

One afternoon, on a west-bound train, Loeb entertained a group of passengers of which I was one with worn-out stories of gesticulating Russian Jews. He told of a man who never opened his mouth when he was out of doors and it was too cold for him to expose his hands; of another man who never spoke when it was so dark that his hands could not be seen. I laughed with the others, but I felt like a cripple who is forced to make fun of his own deformity. It seemed to me as though Loeb, who was a Jew, was holding up our whole race to the ridicule of Gentiles. I could have executed him as a traitor to his people. Presently he turned on me.

“By the way, Levinsky, you never use a telephone, do you?”

“Why? Who says I don’t?” I protested, timidly.

“Because it’s of no use to you,” he replied. “The fellow at the other end of the wire couldn’t see your hands, could he?” And he broke into a peal of self-satisfied mirth in which some of his listeners involuntarily joined.

“You think you’re awfully smart,” I retorted, in abject misery.

“And you think you’re
awfully
grammatical.” And once more he roared.

“You are making fun of the Jewish people,” I said, in a rage. “Aren’t you a Jew yourself?”

“Of course I am,” he answered, wiping the tears from his laughing black eyes. “And a good one, too. I am a member of a synagogue. But what has that got to do with it? I can speak on the telephone, all right.” And again the car rang with his laughter.

I was aching to hurl back some fitting repartee, but could think of none, and to my horror the moments were slipping by, and presently the conversation was changed.

At the request of a gay little Chicagoan who wore a skull-cap a very fat Chicagoan told a story that was rather
risqué.
Loeb went him one better. The man in the skull-cap declared that while he could not bring himself to tell a smutty story himself, he was “as good as any man in appreciating one.” He then offered a box of cigars for the most daring anecdote, and there ensued an orgy of obscenity that kept us shouting (I could not help thinking of similar talks at the cloak-shops). Loeb suggested that the smoking-room be dubbed “smutty room” and was ap- 328 plauded by the little Chicagoan. The prize was awarded, by a vote, to a man who had told his story in the gravest tone of voice and without a hint of a smile.

Frivolity gave way to a discussion of general business conditions. A lanky man with a gray beard, neatly trimmed, and with the most refined manners in our group, said something about competition in the abstract. I made a remark which seemed to attract attention and then I hastened to refer to the struggle for life and the survival of the fittest. Loeb dared not burlesque me. I was in high feather.

Dinner was announced. To keep my traveling expenses down I was usually very frugal on the road. I had not yet seen the inside of a dining-car (while stopping at a hotel I would not indulge in a dining-room meal unless I deemed it advisable to do so for business considerations). On this occasion, however, when most of our group went to the dining-car I could not help joining them. The lanky man, the little Chicagoan, and the fleshy Chicagoan—the three “stars” of the smoker—went to the same table, and I hastened, with their ready permission, to occupy the remaining seat at that table. I ordered an expensive dinner. At my instance the chat turned on national politics, a subject in which I felt at home, owing to my passion for newspaper editorials. I said something which met with an encouraging reception, and then I entered upon a somewhat elaborate discourse. My listeners seemed to be interested. I was so absorbed in the topic and in the success I was apparently scoring that I was utterly oblivious to the taste of the food in my mouth. But I was aware that it was “aristocratic American” food, that I was in the company of well-dressed American Gentiles, eating and conversing with them, a nobleman among noblemen. I throbbed with love for America.

“Don’t be excited,” I was saying to myself. “Speak in a calm, low voice, as these Americans do. And for goodness’ sake don’t gesticulate!”

I went on to speak with exaggerated apathy, my hands so strenuously still that they fairly tingled with the effort, and, of course, I was so conscious of the whole performance that I did not know what I was talking about. This state of my mind soon wore off, however.

Neither the meal nor the appointments of the car contained anything that I had not enjoyed scores of times before—in the hotels at which I stopped or at the restaurants at which I would dine and wine some of my customers; but to eat such a meal amid such surroundings while on the move was a novel experience. The electric lights, the soft red glint of the mahogany walls, the whiteness of the table linen, the silent efficiency of the colored waiters, coupled with the fact that all this was speeding onward through the night, made me feel as though I were partaking of a repast in an enchanted palace. The easy urbanity of the three well-dressed Americans gave me a sense of uncanny gentility and bliss.

“Can it be that I am I?” I seemed to be wondering.

The gaunt, elderly man, who was a member of a wholesale butcher concern, was seated diagonally across the table from me, but my eye was for the most part fixed on him rather than on the fat man who occupied the seat directly opposite mine. He was the most refined-looking man of the three and his vocabulary matched his appearance and manner. He fascinated me. His cultured English and ways conflicted in my mind with the character of his business. I could not help thinking of raw beef, bones, and congealed blood. I said to myself, “It takes a country like America to produce butchers who look and speak like noblemen.” The United States was still full of surprises for me. I was still discovering America.

After dinner, when we were in the smoking-room again, it seemed to me that the three Gentiles were tired of me. Had I talked too much? Had I made a nuisance of myself? I was wretched.

I
LOST track of Loeb before the train reached Chicago, but about a fortnight later, when I was in St. Louis. I encountered him again. It was on a Monday morning. With sample-case in hand, I was crossing one of the busiest spots in the shopping district with preoccupied mien, when he hailed me:

“Hello, Levinsky! How long have you been here?”

“Just arrived,” I answered.

“Where are you stopping?”

I named my hotel. I could see that he was taking note of the fact that I was crossing the street to the Great Bazar, one of the largest department stores in St. Louis.

“I am going to tackle Huntington this morning,” I said, with mild defiance.

“Are you? Wish you luck,” he remarked, quite gravely. “You’ll find him a pretty tough customer, though.” He was apparently too busy to indulge in raillery. “Wish you luck,” he repeated, and was off.

Huntington was the new head of the cloak-and-suit department in the Great Bazar, and in this capacity he was said to be doing wonders. It was not true that I had just arrived. I had been in the city nearly three days, and the day before I had mailed a letter to Huntington upon which I was building great hopes. I knew but too well that he was a “tough customer,” my previous efforts to obtain an interview with him—in New York as well as here, in St. Louis—having proven futile. I was too small a fish for him. Nor, indeed, was the Great Bazar the only large department store in the country whose door was closed to me. Barring six or seven such stores, in as many cities, with which I was in touch largely through the good offices of Eaton, my business was almost confined to small concerns. Eaton had given me letters to many other large firms, but these had brought no result. For one thing, my Russian name was against me. As I have said before, the American business world had not yet learned to take our people seriously.

And so I had written Huntington, making a special plea for a few minutes of his “most valuable time.” All I asked for was an opportunity “to point out some specific conditions that enable our house to reduce the cost of production to an unheard-of level.” If he had only read that letter! I had bestowed so much effort on it, and I gave myself credit for having made a fine job of it.

Arriving at the big store, I made my way to the sample-rooms. I did so by a freight-elevator, the passenger-cars being denied to men carrying sample-cases. In the waiting-room of the buyers’ offices I found four or five men, all of them accompanied by colored porters who carried their sample-cases for them. A neat-looking office-boy, behind a small desk, was rocking on the hind legs of his chair with an air of supreme indifference.

“Will you take it in?” I said to him, handing him my card. “I want to see Mr. Huntington.”

“Mr. Huntington is busy,” he answered, mechanically, without ceasing to rock.

“Take it in, please,” I whispered, imploringly. But he took no heed of me. Had I been the only salesman in the room, I should have offered him a bribe. As it was, there was nothing to do but to take a seat and wait.

“These office-boys treat salesmen like so many dogs,” I muttered, addressing myself to the man by my side.

He sized me up, without deigning an answer.

Other salesmen made their appearance, some modestly, others with a studied air of confidence, loudly greeting those they knew. The presence of so many rivals and the frigidity of the office-boy made my heart heavy. I was still a novice at the game, and the least mark of hostility was apt to have a depressing effect on my spirits, though, as a rule, it only added fuel to my ambition.

Some of the other salesmen were chatting and cracking jokes, for all the world like a group of devoted friends gathered for some common purpose. The ostensible meaning of it all was that the competition in which they were engaged was a “mere matter of business,” of civilized rivalry; that it was not supposed to interfere with their friendship and mutual sense of fair play. But I thought that all this was mere pretense, and that at the bottom of their hearts each of them felt like wiping the rest of us off the face of the earth.

Presently the office-boy gathered up our cards and disappeared behind a door. He was gone quite a few minutes. They were hours to me. I was in the toils of suspense, in a fever of eagerness and anxiety. As I sat gazing at the door through which the office-boy had vanished, Mr. Huntington loomed in my imagination large and formidable, mighty and stern. To be admitted to his presence was at this moment the highest aim of my life. Running through my anxious mind were various phrases from the letter I had sent him. Some of these seemed to be highly felicitous. The epistle was bound to make an impression. “Provided he has read it,” I thought, anxiously. “But why should he have bothered with it? He probably receives scores like it. No, he has not read it.”

The next moment it became clear to me that the opening sentence of my plea was sure to have arrested Huntington’s attention, that he had read it to the end, and would let me not only show him my samples, but explain matters as well. Of a sudden, however, it struck me, to my horror, that I had no recollection of having signed that letter of mine.

A middle-aged woman with a Jewish cast of features passed through the waiting-room. I knew that she was Huntington’s assistant and she was apparently going to his compartment of the sample-room. The fact that she had a Jewish face seemed encouraging. Not that the Jews I had met in business had shown me more leniency or cordiality than the average Gentile. Nor was an assistant buyer, as a rule, in a position to do something for a salesman unless his samples had been referred to her by her superior. Nevertheless, her Jewish features spoke of kinship to me. They softened the grimness of the atmosphere around me.