Read The Runaway Princess Online
Authors: Hester Browne
Tags: #Fiction, #Contemporary Women, #Humorous, #General
Jo did her best to cheer me up, as did Ted. Since she and Rolf had amicably parted ways—more amicably on her side than his, I thought—she had more time to spend at home, especially since parties were off the agenda for a while. She tried to get me to work on a new version of
Chicago-a-go-go
, with me as Roxie Hart, and we had some fun evenings hoofing around the flat until Mrs. Mainwaring banged on the ceiling. Only Jo could have persuaded her to give the Mama Morton song a go, and now we only had to get Dickon into tap shoes to have nearly a whole
company
.
And slowly the date of my abandoned wedding edged closer.
*
M
um and Dad had told so few family members about the wedding that those who had had a “save the day” assumed it was just a weirder example of our family instability. And Kelly’s second moment in the sun—also in the
Sun
and several other
newspapers—
had blown my wedding out of the minds of anyone who knew us, what with the stories she hadn’t told us about this Greg bloke she’d married.
Kelly apologized well, I had to hand it to her, and I think she was telling the truth about going back to college to study fashion. I only skimmed, I didn’t want to read the interview, but Mum seemed okay with it. Sort of. She didn’t go into a Victoria sponge baking frenzy afterward, put it that way, and Dad said that a couple of people he hadn’t spoken to in years had stopped him in the street to shake his hand in a gruff, sympathetic manner.
And being from Yorkshire, they also commiserated with him on having such a rough time of things with his womenfolk, then asked about the marrows.
We were all inching toward feeling normal for the first time in years, and for that I was grateful. Sad, but grateful.
*
I
was at home early one morning at the end of November when the intercom buzzed while I was drying my hair. I yelled at Jo to get it.
She broke off yakking on her phone to shout, “I’m in the bath! You go!”
I grumbled under my breath—I hadn’t heard the hot water pipes clunking, so I knew she wasn’t actually in there yet—and went to pick up the intercom.
“The sooner we can train you to do this, the better,” I informed Badger, who was waiting for his morning lap round the block. “Hello?”
“Hello, miss, it’s Billy.”
I frowned. “Billy with the wisteria?”
“Yes, miss. I’ve got a parcel for you.”
My belongings had arrived back from Nirona in a suitcase weeks ago—it couldn’t be that. (Leo had insisted that I keep the bracelet, but I’d couriered the ring back; it was too precious a part of their family for me to keep.) Was it a plant of some kind? A cutting from Billy’s own wisteria?
Scrunching my damp hair into a bun, I pulled on my big sweater and trotted downstairs to open the door.
Billy was at the door, holding a small parcel wrapped in brown paper. When he saw me, he smiled broadly, but wouldn’t hand it over. “I’ve been told you’ve to open it in the car,” he said, and gestured toward the Range Rover parked outside the flat.
“What? In the actual car?”
“You might want to get a coat,” he added, with the reluctance of someone spoiling a surprise.
I looked at him for clues, but he was giving nothing else away. I narrowed my eyes in pretend annoyance. “Hold on,” I said, and yelled up the stairs to Jo, “I’m nipping out! Don’t forget to take Badger out for his pee break!”
I didn’t hear what she said, but Mrs. Mainwaring banged on her ceiling.
*
I
half-expected to find Leo in the back of the Range Rover, but the seat was empty apart from a jacket and a gray jumper. Were they for me? Or—my heart gave a pang—did they belong to Leo’s new girlfriend?
Billy closed the door after me and set off while I stared numbly at the package on my knee. It was beautifully wrapped, the brown paper folded crisply, the flat white ribbon knotted at exactly the right angle.
“Open it, miss,” said Billy over his shoulder, “or else the timing’ll be off.”
I didn’t want it to be something I’d have to give back. I didn’t want it to be something that would test my pathetic resolve. But I steeled myself and pulled the ribbons off, unfolded the paper, and discovered a plain walnut box.
Plain but perfect, with whorls and loops, and dovetail joints you could run a finger over, polished to a deep sheen. I took a deep breath and pushed open the lid.
The inside was lined with red velvet and contained a single red velvet pouch. I lifted the pouch out—it was very light—and tipped the contents into my hand.
A key on a fine gold chain.
I looked up to ask Billy if he knew what the key was for, and suddenly I saw where we were, and I knew.
He parked directly outside the gate to the private garden in Trinity Square, and leaped out to open my door.
I weighed the key in my hand. It was a nice gesture, but would I ever want to go in there again, if I couldn’t be with Leo? It was like being given the freedom of a city where I couldn’t speak the language.
Billy was smiling encouragingly, and I didn’t want to upset him since he was clearly in on the whole thing, so I got out and fitted the key into the old Edwardian lock.
The gate swung open, but what I saw when I walked in wasn’t what I expected.
The rose garden at the center and its Nironan statue fountain were still there. But the manicured lawns had gone. The beds of regimented bedding plants had gone. In their place were newly dug banks of soil, and sprouting from them like alien flowers were big photographs on bendy wires, as high as my waist.
Wild poppies, cornflowers, vetch, campion, buttercups, sorrel, oxeye daisies, all waving gently in the breeze.
I turned round slowly, taking it in. Beneath the big trees were wobbly photos of crocus drifts and wild daffodils, and long grasses waved where the croquet lawn had once been. Someone had been through the whole garden and turned it into a virtual meadow.
When I’d turned a full circle, I saw Leo standing in front of me. He was dressed in jeans and a peacoat, and though his expression was eager, I could see some jumpiness in his blue eyes.
I had to struggle not to touch him, even now. Seeing him made me feel as if something had clicked into focus.
“They’re just sown,” he explained. “Hence the photos. And you can change things if you want. You’re the expert.”
“But your lovely lawns,” I breathed, shocked at what he’d done. “What would your grandfather think? What about the croquet?”
“Willi would love the idea of long grass to lie in right in the middle of town. No woman would have been safe. And he loathed croquet. As do I.”
Leo took my hands and gazed deeply into my eyes. “Amy, you’ve always been so good at seeing what other people can’t. You were right—this garden, it was just like my life in Nirona. Planned out by other people. Beautiful, but limited.”
“That wasn’t a criticism,” I began, but he shushed me.
“I’ve been doing a lot of thinking since I saw you. What you said about your parents … it made me weigh up what was really important to me. What I couldn’t live without. There’s only one thing I can’t live without, and that’s you.” His expression softened. “So I spoke to Dad, and to Sofia, and I told them it was time we overturned that ridiculous male primogeniture business.”
My mouth dropped open. “What?”
Leo cleared his throat. “Sofia’s overseeing the documents—
obviously
—but the act should be ratified in the first parliament of Dad’s reign. Sofia gets what she always wanted, and she’ll be very good at it.”
“But what about you? You won’t be the crown prince!”
I knew how much it meant to him. I knew how much he loved being part of a chain reaching back into history. He’d given that up. For me. To make my life more normal.
“I’ll still get to be part of it all. I just won’t have to make it my entire life. And do you think I could enjoy all that, knowing you hated it? And knowing it was because of that that I’d lost you?” His fingers threaded through mine. “I’d have ended up hating every minute. This way, I’ll keep my job in London, and I’ll still have duties and charities, but it’ll give me more time to get properly involved with them, like your therapy
garden.”
“That’s …” I didn’t know what to say. “That’s a bold step for feminism. Sophia must be thrilled.”
Leo nodded wryly. “She certainly is. I’ll need some help, though. I don’t know much about therapy gardens. Or dogs.”
There was a moment’s pause as we gazed shyly at each other, neither of us wanting to spoil the moment, and then Leo clapped a hand to his pocket. “Nearly forgot, sorry. Soooo, what I suppose I have to ask you is …”
He dropped to his knee and took my left hand, looking up with the most appealing expression I’d ever seen. White noise buzzed in my head like a million bumblebees, and I felt faint with excitement.
“Will you do me the great honor,” said Leo, “of sharing your life with me?”
I nodded. And then I said, “Yes. Yes, please.”
I hadn’t even looked at the ring Leo was holding, but now he was putting it onto my left hand I realized it wasn’t the priceless ring his grandfather had given him to give me: it was a much smaller one, a circlet of perfect rose-red rubies set on a gold band. Smaller but beautiful. More me.
“A poppy,” he said simply. “For the most precious garden-
variety
flower in the whole world.”
I didn’t have any more words. Instead, I reached out for him, and as Leo’s arms wrapped round my waist and mine curled around his neck, I felt as if our souls had clicked into place, like a key in a lock.
We stood there kissing and kissing while the fields of photographic flowers behind us flickered in the wind, and as the breeze passed over the flowerbeds, I wondered if it picked up some of our happiness like the meadow mix Leo had sown, and carried it on the currents to spread all over London.
Little pockets of love and whispered promises like daisies and buttercups springing up in the cracks of pavements. I hoped so. There was more than enough to go round.
FROM THE
ROTHERY GAZETTE
, ANNOUNCEMENTS:
On December 12, in St. Cuthbert’s Church, Hadley Green, Amy, younger daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Stanley Wilde of Station Rise, Rothery, to Leo, elder son of Mr. and Mrs. Boris Wolfsburg of Nirona and London. The bride was attended by her friend, the Honorable Josephine de Vere, and the best man was the groom’s brother, Rolf. The honeymoon will be spent in North Yorkshire and Italy.
F
rom
Hello!
magazine:
… after the intimate private ceremony in the bride’s home village in Yorkshire earlier in the month, the celebrations continued with a blessing in the magnificent surroundings of Nirona Cathedral, where the groom had attended his father’s coronation only weeks previously. The blushing bride was the center of attention in a tiara commissioned by Prince Leo and fashioned from diamonds and yellow sapphires, styled to represent a simple daisy chain as a tribute to her career as an in-demand London garden designer.
However, Princess Amy’s spotlight was almost stolen by her statuesque mother, Mrs. Stanley Wilde, wearing a floor-length Zoë Weiss couture piece in Kelly green silk jersey, which was voted Best Guest Outfit on several Internet sites, including our own. …
…To cheers from the 400 close friends and family, the bride and groom then took to the floor for a brief waltz before being joined by the groom’s parents, who performed an exhibition tango to the music of Andrew Lloyd Webber, a tantalizing glimpse, perhaps, of Liza Bachmann’s upcoming appearance on
Dancing with the Stars
. …
From YoungHot&Royal.com:
Tears and confetti all round at the marriage blessing of His Royal Hotness Prince Leo of Nirona—not only is our fave millionaire ski bunny officially off the market now that he’s tied the knot with his English rose Amy (okay, so we came round to her … ), but his even hotter brother Prince Rolf seems to have found himself a new mystery girlfriend too. Boo! Sources close to the naughty Nironan tell us that not only did he make the entire wedding party cry with his story of how he’d brought the bride and groom together by personally throwing himself off a balcony, but Prince Rude-Olfo apparently spent the last hour of his brother’s secret wedding ceremony in Yorkshire tying a hundred cans to the royal getaway car before discovering that he’d accidentally sabotaged his dad’s car, not his brother’s. Silver fox Prince Boris was not amused. Especially when it turned out Rolf had forgotten to empty the beer out first. Oops! Still, here’s some exclusive photos of Rolf at a polo match later that week (see below)
.
…
THE HON. JO DE VERE
SMALLEST FLAT, 17 LEOMINSTER PLACE
PIMLICO
LONDON SW1V
Dear Jo,
Having a lovely time in [BLANK FOR NEWSPAPER SNOOPING REASONS!!!]. Hope all is okay back in London, and that Dickon and Mrs. Mainwaring are over the worst of the hangover now. Also that Badger isn’t still wearing the bow tie. Can’t wait to see you soon—let me know re: duty-free!!
Lots of love,
Mr. & Mrs. W xxx
PS We saw you and Ted behind the armor
—do NOT deny! Xx