The Silent Speaker (10 page)

MONDAY WOULD FILL A book if I let it, and so would any other day, I suppose, if you put it all in. First thing in the morning Wolfe provided evidence of how we were doing, or rather not doing, by having Saul Panzer and Bill Gore sent up to his room during the breakfast hour for private instructions. That was one of his established dodges for trying to keep me from needling him. The theory was that if I contributed any remarks about inertia or age beginning to tell or anything like that, he could shut me up by intimating that he was working like a demon supervising Saul and Bill, and they were gathering in the sheaves. Also that it wouldn't be safe to let me in on the secret because I couldn't control my face. One reason that got my goat was that I knew that he knew it wasn't true.

The sheaves they had so far delivered had not relieved the famine. The armful of words, typed, printed and mimeographed, that Bill Gore had brought in from the NIA would have kept the Time and Life research staff out of mischief for a week, and that was about all it was good for. Saul Panzer's report of his weekend at the Waldorf was what you would expect, no man whose initials were not A.G. could have done better, but all it added up to was that no hair of a murderer's head was to be found on the premises. What Wolfe was continuing to shell out fifty bucks a day for was, as I say, presumably none of my business.

Public Relations had tottered to its feet again, taken a deep breath, and let out a battle cry. There was a full page ad in the Times, signed by the National Industrial Association, warning us that the Bureau of Price Regulation, after depriving us of our shirts and pants, was all set to peel off our hides. While there was no mention of homicide, the implication was that since it was still necessary for the NIA to save the country from the vicious deep-laid plots of the BPR, it was silly to imagine that it had any hand in the bumping off of Cheney Boone. As strategy, the hitch in it was that it would work only with those who already agreed with the NIA regarding who or what had got the shirts and pants.

One of my Monday problems was to get my outgoing phone calls made, on account of so many coming in the other direction. I started bright and early after Phoebe Gunther and never did get her. First, from the Fifty-fifth Street apartment, I got no answer. At nine-thirty I tried the BPR office and was told she hadn't arrived, and no one seemed to know whether she was expected. At ten-thirty I was informed that she was there, but was in with Mr. Dexter and would I call later. Twice later, before noon, she was still with Mr. Dexter. At twelve-thirty she had gone to lunch; my message for her to call me had been given to her. At one-thirty she wasn't back yet. At two o'clock the word was that she wouldn't be back, and no one that I got to knew where she was. That may all sound as if I am a pushover for a runaround, but I had two strikes on me all the way. Apparently there was nobody at the BPR, from switchboard girls to the Regional Director, who didn't know that Nero Wolfe, as Alger Kates put it, was in the pay of NIA, and they reacted accordingly. When I made an attempt to get connected with Dorothy Unger, the stenographer who had phoned Don O'Neill Saturday evening to ask him to mail her the parcel check which she had enclosed in his envelope by mistake, I couldn't even find anyone who would even admit he had ever heard of her.

What I got for my money on phone calls that day was enough to send Tel & Tel to a new low. On incoming calls the score was no better. In addition to the usual routine on a big case, like newspaper boys wanting a ringside seat in case Nero Wolfe was winding up for another fast one, there were all kinds of client trouble on account of the letters Wolfe had sent about finding the cylinders. The ad in the Times may have indicated that the NIA was a united front, but the phone calls didn't. Each one had a different slant. Winterhoff's line was that the assumption in the letter that the manner of finding the cylinders vindicated Miss Gunther was unjustified; that on the contrary it reinforced the suspicion that Miss Gunther was lying about it, since the parcel check had been mailed to Don O'Neill in a BPR envelope. Breslow, of course, was angry, so much so that he phoned twice, once in the morning and once in the afternoon. What had him sore this time was that we had spread the news about the cylinders. In the interests of justice we should have kept it to ourselves and the cops. He accused us of trying to make an impression on the Executive Committee, of trying to show that we were earning our money, and that was a hell of a note; we should have only two things in mind: the apprehension of the criminal and the proof of his guilt.

Even the Erskine family was divided. Frank Thomas Erskine, the father, had no complaint or criticism. He simply wanted something: namely, the full text of what was on the cylinders. He didn't get indignant but he was utterly astonished. To him the situation was plain. Wolfe was doing a paid job for the NIA, and any information he got in the performance of that job was the property of the NIA, and any attempt to exclude them from possession of their property was felonious, malevolent, and naughty. He insisted as long as he thought there was any chance, and then quit without any indication of hard feelings.

The son, Ed, was the shortest and funniest. All the others had demanded to talk to Wolfe, not just me, but he said it didn't matter, I would do fine, all he wanted was to ask a question. I said shoot, and he asked this, 'How good is the evidence that O'Neill got the parcel check the way he says he did, in the mail?' I said that all we had, besides a look at the envelope, was O'Neill's say-so, but that of course the police were checking it and he'd better ask them. He said much obliged and hung up.

All day I kept expecting a call from Don O'Neill, but there wasn't a peep out of him.

The general impression I got was that the Executive Committee had better call a meeting and decide on policy.

The day went, and dusk came, and I turned on lights. Just before dinner I tried Fifty-fifth Street, but no Phoebe Gunther. The meal took even longer than usual, which is to be expected when Wolfe is completely at a loss. He uses up energy keeping thoughts out and trying to keep me quiet, and that makes him eat more. After dinner, back in the office, I tried Fifty-fifth Street once more, with the same result. I was stretched out on the couch, trying to work out an attack that would make Wolfe explode into some kind of action, when the bell rang and I went to the front door and swung it wide open without a preliminary peek through the glass. As far as I was concerned anybody at all would have been welcome, even Breslow, just for a friendly chat.

Two men stepped in. I told them to hang up their things and went to the office door and announced:

'Inspector Cramer and Mr. Solomon Dexter.'

Wolfe sighed and muttered, 'Bring them in.'

SOLOMON DEXTER WAS A blurter. I suppose, as Acting Director of BPR, he had enough to make him blurt, what with this and that, including things like Congress in an election year and the NIA ad in the morning Times, not to mention the unsolved murder of his predecessor, but still Wolfe does not like blurters. So he listened with a frown when, after brief greetings and with no preamble, Dexter blurted:

'I don't understand it at all! I've checked on you with the FBI and the Army, and they give you a clean bill and speak of you very highly! And here you are tied up with the dirtiest bunch of liars and cutthroats in existence! What the hell is the idea?'

'Your nerves are on edge,' Wolfe said.

He blurted some more. 'What have my nerves got to do with it'The blackest crime in the history of this country, with that unscrupulous gang behind it, and any man, any man whatever, who ties himself up-'

'Please!' Wolfe snapped. 'Don't shout at me like that. You're excited. Justifiably excited perhaps, but Mr. Cramer shouldn't have brought you in here until you had cooled off.' His eyes moved. 'What does he want, Mr. Cramer'Does he want something?'

'Yeah,' Cramer growled. 'He thinks you fixed that stunt about the cylinders. So it would look as if the BPR had them all the time and tried to plant them on the NIA.'

'Pfui. Do you think so too?'

'I do not. You would have done a better job of it.'

Wolfe's eyes moved again. 'If that's what you want, Mr. Dexter, to ask me if I arranged some flummery about those cylinders, the answer is I didn't. Anything else?'

Dexter had taken a handkerchief from his pocket and was mopping his face. I hadn't noticed any moisture on him, and it was cool out, and we keep the room at seventy, but apparently he felt that there was something to mop. That was probably the lumberjack in him. He dropped his hand to his thigh, clutching the handkerchief, and looked at Wolfe as if he were trying to remember the next line of the script.

'There is no one,' he said, 'by the name of Dorothy Unger employed by the BPR, either in New York or Washington.'

'Good heavens.' Wolfe was exasperated. 'Of course there isn't.'

'What do you mean of course there isn't.'

'I mean it's obvious there wouldn't be. Whoever contrived that hocus-pocus about the parcel check, whether Mr. O'Neill himself or someone else, certainly Dorothy Unger had to be invented.'

'You ought to know,' Dexter asserted savagely.

'Nonsense.' Wolfe moved a finger to brush him away. 'Mr. Dexter. If you're going to sit there and boil with suspicion you might as well leave. You accuse me of being 'tied up' with miscreants. I am 'tied up' with no one. I have engaged to do a specific job, find a murderer and get enough evidence to convict him. If you have any-'

'How far have you got?' Cramer interrupted.

'Well.' Wolfe smirked. He is most intolerable when he smirks. 'Further than you, or you wouldn't be here.'

'Yeah,' Cramer said sarcastically. 'Here the other evening, I didn't quite understand why you didn't pick him out and let me take him.'

'Neither did I,' Wolfe agreed. 'For one moment I thought I might, when one of them said something extraordinary, but I was unable-'

'Who said what?'

Wolfe shook his head. 'I'm having it looked into.' His tone implied that the 82nd Airborne was at it from coast to coast. He shifted to one of mild reproach. 'You broke it up and chased them out. If you had acted like an adult investigator instead of an ill-tempered child I might have got somewhere.'

'Oh, sure. I bitched it for you. I'd do anything to square it, anything you say. Why don't you ask me to get them all in here again, right now?'

'An excellent idea.' Wolfe nearly sat up straight, he was so overcome with enthusiasm. 'Excellent. I do ask it. Use Mr. Goodwin's phone.'

'By God!' Cramer stared. 'You thought I meant it?'

'I mean it,' Wolfe asserted. 'You wouldn't be here if you weren't desperate. You wouldn't be desperate if you could think of any more questions to ask anyone. That's what you came to me for, to get ideas for more questions. Get those people here, and I'll see what I can do.'

'Who the hell does this man think he is?' Dexter demanded of Cramer.

Cramer, scowling at Wolfe, didn't reply. After some seconds he arose and, without any alteration in the scowl, came to my desk. By the time he arrived I had lifted the receiver and started to dial Watkins 9-8242. He took it, sat on the corner of the desk, and went on scowling.

'Horowitz'Inspector Cramer, talking from Nero Wolfe's office. Give me Lieutenant Rowcliffe. George'No, what do you expect, I just got here. Anything from on high'Yeah. Yeah'File it under C for crap. No. You've got a list of the people who were here at Wolfe's Friday evening. Get some help on the phones and call all of them and tell them to come to Wolfe's office immediately. I know that, but tell them. You'd better include Phoebe Gunther. Wait a minute.'

He turned to Wolfe. 'Anyone else?' Wolfe shook his head and Cramer resumed:

'That's all. Send Stebbins here right away. Wherever they are, find them and get them here. Send men out if you have to. Yeah, I know, all right, they raise hell, what's the difference how I lose my job if I lose it'Wolfe says I'm desperate, and you know Wolfe, he reads faces. Step on it.'

Cramer went back to the red leather chair, sat, pulled out a cigar and sank his teeth in it, and rasped, 'There. I never thought I'd come to this.'

'Frankly,' Wolfe muttered, 'I was surprised to see you. With what Mr. Goodwin and I furnished you yesterday I would have guessed you were making headway.'

'Sure,' Cramer chewed the cigar. 'Headway in the thickest damn fog I ever saw. That was a big help, what you and Goodwin furnished. In the first place-'

'Excuse me,' Dexter put in. He stood up. 'I have some phone calls to make.'

'If they're private,' I told him, 'there's a phone upstairs you can use.'

'No, thanks.' He looked at me impolitely. 'I'll go and find a booth.' He started out, halted to say over his shoulder that he would be back in half an hour, and went. I moseyed to the hall to see that he didn't stumble on the sill, and after the door had closed behind him returned to the office. Cramer was talking:

'& and we're worse off than we were before. Zeros all the way across. If you care for any details, take your pick.'

Wolfe grunted. 'The photograph and car license mailed to Mrs. Boone. The envelope. Will you have some beer?'

'Yes, I will. Fingerprints, all the routine, nothing. Mailed midtown Friday eight P.M. How would you like to check sales of envelopes in the five-and-dimes?'

'Archie might try it.' It was a sign we were all good friends when Wolfe, speaking to Cramer, called me Archie. Usually it was Mr. Goodwin. 'What about those cylinders?'

'They were dictated by Boone on March 19th and typed by Miss Gunther on the 20th. The carbons are in Washington and the FBI has checked them. Miss Gunther can't understand it, except on the assumption that Boone picked up the wrong case when he left his office Tuesday afternoon, and she says he didn't often make mistakes like that. But if that was it the case containing the cylinders he dictated Tuesday afternoon ought to be still in his office in Washington, and it isn't. No sign of it. There's one other possibility. We've asked everyone concerned not to leave the city, but on Thursday the BPR asked permission for Miss Gunther to go to Washington on urgent business, and we let her. She flew down and back. She had a suitcase with her.'

Wolfe shuddered. The idea of people getting on airplanes voluntarily was too much for him. He flashed a glance at Cramer. 'I see you have eliminated nothing. Was Miss Gunther alone on her trip?'

'She went down alone. Dexter and two other BPR men came back with her.'

'She has no difficulty explaining her movements?'

'She has no difficulty explaining anything. That young woman has no difficulty explaining period.'

Wolfe nodded. 'I believe Archie agrees with you.' The beer had arrived, escorted by Fritz, and he was pouring. 'I suppose you've had a talk with Mr. O'Neill.'

'A talk?' Cramer raised his hands, one of them holding a glass of beer. 'Saint Agnes! Have I had a talk with that bird!'

'Yes, he talks. As Archie told you, he was curious about what was on those cylinders.'

'He still is.' Cramer had half emptied his glass and hung onto it. 'The damn fool thought he could keep that envelope. He wanted to have a private dick, not you, investigate it, so he said.' He drank again. 'Now there's an example of what this case is like. Would you want a better lead than an envelope like that'BPR stock, special delivery, one stamp canceled and the others not, typewritten address'Shall I tell you in detail what we've done, including trying a thousand typewriters?'

'I think not.'

'I think not too. It would only take all night to tell you. The goddam post office says it's too bad they can't help us, but with all the new girls they've got, stamps canceled, stamps not canceled, you never can tell.'

Cramer emptied the bottle into the glass. 'You heard that crack I made to Rowcliffe about my losing my job.'

'That?' Wolfe waved it away.

'Yeah I know,' Cramer agreed. 'I've made it before. It's a habit. All inspectors tell their wives every evening that they'll probably be captains tomorrow. But this time I don't know. From the standpoint of a Homicide Squad inspector, an atom bomb would be a baby firecracker compared to this damn thing. The Commissioner has got St. Vitus's Dance. The D.A. is trying to pretend his turn doesn't come until it's time to panel a jury. The Mayor is having nightmares, and he must have got it in a dream that if there wasn't any Homicide Squad there wouldn't be any murders, at least not any involving big-time citizens. So it's all my fault. I mustn't get tough with refined people who have got to the point where they employ tax experts to make sure they're not cheating the government. On the other hand, I must realize that public sentiment absolutely demands that the murderer of Cheney Boone shall not go unpunished. It's six days since it happened, and here by God I sit beefing to you.'

He drank his glass empty, put it down, and used the back of his hand for a napkin. 'That's the situation, my fat friend, as Charlie McCarthy said to Herbert Hoover. Look what I'm doing, letting you take the wheel is what it amounts to, at least long enough for you to run me in a ditch if you happen to need to. I know damn well that no client of yours has ever been convicted of murder, and in this case your clients-'

'No man is my client,' Wolfe interposed. 'My client is an association. An association can't commit murder.'

'Maybe not. Even so, I know how you work. If you thought it was necessary, in the interest of the client-I guess here he comes or here it comes.'

The doorbell had rung. I went to answer it, and found that Cramer's guess was right. This first arrival was a piece of our client, in the person of Hattie Harding. She seemed out of breath. There in the hall she gripped my arm and wanted to know:

'What is it'Have they-what is it?'

I used the hand of my other arm to pat her shoulder. 'No, no, calm down. You're all tense. We've decided to have these affairs twice a week, that's all.'

I took her to the office and put her to helping me with chairs.

From then on they dribbled in, one by one. Purley Stebbins arrived and apologized to his boss for not making it quicker, and took him aside to explain something. G. G. Spero of the FBI was third and Mrs. Boone fourth. Along about the middle Solomon Dexter returned, and finding the red leather chair unoccupied at the moment, copped it for himself. The Erskine family came separately, a quarter of an hour apart, and so did Breslow and Winterhoff. On the whole, as I let them in, they returned my greeting as a fellow member of the human race, one word or none, but there were two exceptions. Don O'Neill looked straight through me and conveyed the impression that if I touched his coat it would have to be sent to the cleaners, so I let him put it on the rack himself. Alger Kates acted as if I was paid to do the job, so no embraces were called for. Nina Boone, who came late, smiled at me. I didn't imagine it; she smiled right at me. To repay her, I saw to it that she got the same position she had had before, the chair next to mine.

I had to hand it to the Police Department as inviters. It was ten-forty, just an hour and ten minutes since Cramer had phoned Rowcliffe to get up a party. I stood and looked them over, checking off, and then turned to Wolfe and told him:

'It's the same as last time, Miss Gunther just doesn't like crowds. They're all here except her.'

Wolfe moved his eyes over the assemblage, slowly from right to left and back again, like a man trying to make up his mind which shirt to buy. They were all seated, divided into two camps as before, except that Winterhoff and Erskine the father were standing over by the globe talking in undertones. From the standpoint of gaiety the party was a dud before it ever started. One second there would be a buzz of conversation, and the next second dead silence; then that would get on someone's nerves and the buzz would start again. A photographer could have taken a shot of that collection of faces and called it I Wonder Who's Kissing Her Now.

Cramer came to my desk and used the phone and then told Wolfe, leaning over to him, 'They got Miss Gunther at her apartment over an hour ago, and she said she'd come immediately.'

Wolfe shrugged. 'We won't wait. Go ahead.'

Cramer turned to face the guests, cleared his throat, and raised his voice:

'Ladies and gentlemen!' There was instant silence. 'I want you to understand why you were asked to come here, and exactly what's going on. I suppose you read the papers. According to the papers, at least some of them, the police are finding this case too hot to handle on account of the people involved, and they're laying down on the job. I think every single person here knows how much truth there is in that. I guess all of you feel, or nearly all of you, that you're being pestered and persecuted on account of something that you had nothing to do with. The newspapers have their angle, and you have yours. I suppose it was an inconvenience to all of you to come here this evening, but you've got to face it that there's no way out of it, and you've got to blame that inconvenience not on the police or anybody else except one person, the person who killed Cheney Boone. I'm not saying that person is in this room. I admit I don't know. He may be a thousand miles from here-'