The Spy's Little Zonbi

by

Cole Alpaugh

Copyright © 2014 Cole Alpaugh

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THE SPY'S LITTLE ZONBI

Copyright © 2014 by Cole Alpaugh

ISBN: 978-1-60381-184-2 (Trade Paper)

ISBN: 978-1-60381-185-9 (eBook)

Library of Congress Control Number: 2013943292

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For Sydney Fahrenbach, who continues to inspire

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M
y thanks to Gary Ruckwarger for leading the way to the best firefights, and to the night clerk at the Panama City hotel who surely saved my life. Thanks to the Montage Mountain Ski Team coaching staff for sharing their incredible skills. My gratitude to Bryan Records for letting me tag along inside burning buildings at all hours of the night, and to Ivan for keeping my Kat happy and safe. To Kristine Baney for her lovely notes, and Regan Leigh for her inspiring words. And special thanks to Catherine Treadgold, the most talented editor on this sometimes volatile world.

T
he lepers shuffled in from the dirt street and took their regular position as cheerleaders. Seven women lined up shoulder to shoulder along the far sideline to murmur and hoot, each shrouded in U.S. Army surplus blankets despite the tropical heat. They were olive drab shadows and glimpses of leathery flesh who celebrated high scoring games no matter which side was winning.

Chase Allen eyed his assistant coach, worried about another bad scene. When the lepers first appeared at the soccer field each day, Stoney's behavior was unpredictable. It was probably because the drugs from the night before never had a chance to clear out of his system. His latest kick had been from cocaine and some sort of animal tranquilizer.

On the defensive, Stoney returned his best friend's look. “It was the sudden moves, they freaked me out,” he said from behind crooked sunglasses.

“
They move in slow motion. They are physically incapable of sudden moves.”

“
I was having a bad day.” Stoney kicked at the dirt field with the toe of an old Converse. “Everything about this place is bad.”

Chase blew his whistle and the ball was kicked. He glanced at his wrist from habit, but saw only a pale band of skin starting to turn pink. His watch had gone to that place everything went when you weren't looking.

“
Keep your elbows down!” Chase grabbed his own arm, pointing, wagging a finger. They were too rough when they were still filled with energy, one bad shove from a free-for-all. “Dude, how do you say ‘elbow'?”

“
Elbow.” Stoney was rubbing his temples, grimacing from the noise and bright light.

“
Funny, thanks.” At least Stoney was keeping his cool. Better hung-over than any more Captain Bizarro shit.

It was on an equally hot afternoon that Chase had been forced to corral his friend, trapping Stoney inside one of the goal nets before anyone had gotten hurt. He'd pinned him to the searing dirt, shouting his name and reassuring him it was safe, that whatever he'd been swatting away from his head was gone. Stoney had later sworn that hundreds of bats had flapped out of the lepers' blankets and come straight for him. The boys who'd gathered to play soccer had screamed in laughter, loved every second. One had even tried pulling Stoney free, wanting the show to go on. Craziness was nothing to kids with lives this shitty. No chance one would run for the cops. The cops were the bad guys and these goofy
blancs
were good entertainment.

Chase had every right to be pissed at Stoney. He'd put their fifteen credits for school in jeopardy and risked making the drudgery already endured through the first half of spring semester pointless.

Haiti was a thousand times worse than they'd imagined. Hot and dry until the rains brought the rank mud that flowed through the streets like lava. Chase didn't understand the buzzing carpet of flies coating the muck until realizing it was run-off from open sewers. When they'd had time to explore, they hadn't found any hidden gems. They didn't exist. Back from an evening drug purchase, Stoney had wandered into their room at the orphanage on wobbly legs, face ashen, unable to stop shaking his head.

“
Shit, man, if you see a dog scratching at the dirt trying to dig something up, walk away real fast,” he said, then pulled a little square of paper from his pocket and swallowed whatever was folded inside. Stoney had reluctantly agreed to keep his best friend company in a complete hellhole, sticking it out despite having an open return ticket. It was tough to blame Stoney for all the drugs, but Chase worried. Scoring animal tranquilizers from a street dealer in this frigging place was pushing his luck with a sharp pitchfork.

The eight week mission was to design and run a youth camp in the main city of Port-au-Prince. It was one of the international aid programs rotating among departments of their college in Northern Virginia. During each term, professors could draft a unique curriculum to suit specific studies. Chase had applied through his journalism professor, then vouched for Stoney, promising to keep him out of trouble. Stoney's grades and reputation were irrelevant because no other students had applied for this semester's project in Haiti.

Chase's campus paper didn't cover international politics, but someone was always leaving a
Washington Post
strewn across the office, comic strips cut out and taped to office doors. The news from Haiti scared them all away, or maybe it just scared the tuition-paying parents. There had been gun battles and coup attempts, headlines with the words
unrest
and
anarchy
. To Chase, it was a road trip away from the classrooms and the bullshit check-passing ceremonies filling the newspaper's assignment board. To Stoney, it was a road trip with his buddy, clinging to the false hope that there would be bikinis and beach volleyball. It was an island in the Caribbean, after all, and he had every intention of nailing a hula dancer or two.

Chase blew the whistle, jogged to a small boy who'd had his legs kicked out from behind. He lay face down in the dirt holding back sobs, clutching his knee.

“
Nou bezwen yon dokte
,” said one of the older players, and they laughed and high-fived. Chase recognized the word for doctor, shook his head and motioned for them to back off.

A thin line of blood trickled down the boy's cut shin when Chase helped him up. He was maybe eight years old, still fighting the tears, chest heaving. His skin was rough, small raised scars all over his arms and back. The boy slapped at Chase's hands when he tried to lead him off the field.

“
Dan bounda ou
,” said the boy, his watery eyes narrow and suspicious. Chase knew he'd told him to shove it up his ass, or something close. It was a common phrase for the kids. Chase had also come to understand that any insult not involving violent sex acts and your mother wasn't meant to be particularly hurtful.

“
Okay, okay,” Chase told him, trying not to smile. He headed back to the sideline with his whistle. “You keep playing, tough guy.”

From ten to four in the afternoon, Chase and Stoney were in charge of two dozen boys who, like the lepers, seemed to appear out of nowhere on the soccer field just as church bells chimed the hour. Only a few they recognized from the orphanage. Even the two adult helpers who delivered sack lunches came and went with just a nod of their heads. They were tall, thin men who wore large gold crosses that bounced and swung over button-down shirts. Both were overly serious, making snarling warnings at any clowning around. The men never introduced themselves to the Americans and didn't seem to speak English, although Stoney had begun calling one Tricky Dick and the other Agnew. They looked like they must have some double-secret plot brewing or were saving up for a new underground torture chamber.

The local agency working with the college had provided Chase and Stoney with a nylon bag stuffed with eight completely flat balls, some faded orange cones, and a dented metal whistle. It had taken two days to find a working air pump. They'd also arranged for cots to be crammed in a room adjacent to the kitchen of the nearby orphanage, where they were served breakfast and dinner. Aside from being chaperoned from the airport, the sweaty round man in a fedora who represented the agency had disappeared in the same way the kids did at four o'clock. Chase decided the lack of supervision was fortunate, considering all of Stoney's drugs.

Without supervision or any direction, they mostly played soccer and bullshitted in the shade. Good old fashioned boy stuff, especially since it was always so goddamned hot.

“
Imagine how awesome they'd look with real uniforms,” Stoney said, as they watched the ball being moved from end to end in a dusty, barefoot scrum. “Or colored pinnies so they knew who to pass to.”

Stoney relied on Chase to teach them soccer, or football as the kids called it. Chase had played in high school and had started at center midfield for George Mason University his first two years. Stoney had only shown up to watch his friend play when the cheerleaders were around, actual pink girls, smelling of perfume with all their body parts intact.

Chase whistled for halftime when the boys, exhausted and thirsty, started bending over and grabbing their pants at the knees. Tricky Dick and Agnew shouted angry Creole at a few of the nearest players before stalking off toward a soda vendor who'd staked out a spot beyond the field. The boys sprinted to a mound of plastic bottles of murky water kept in the shade from the concrete wall surrounding the field on three sides. There weren't enough, so the smaller boys stood waiting, dripping sweat.

“
Hey, boss, I'm gonna score two goals next half.” The boy, maybe fourteen, had come up next to where Chase sat with Stoney and leaned against the scratchy wall with the other older boys.

“
Not boss. Boss is for work and coach is for sports,” Chase said. But the kid knew far more English than he knew Creole. Stoney had tried to share what he'd picked up from the language, but phrases for where to score porn and dope were useless. Chase's coaching had been left to teaching by example, which worked just fine. He'd been on a travel squad with foreign players who hadn't needed to learn a new language. Soccer was a dance you taught or learned by leading with tempo and motion, not words.

“
This is the only good work in Haiti,” the boy said, making a sweeping gesture across the field. He was tall and gangly with knobby knees and long narrow feet. All the boys were shirtless and wore raggedy slacks torn away above their shins. “My father played on the national team against Brazil. I saw him score the winning goal in the big stadium. I'm gonna be a hero like him. You'll see, boss.”